FALSE IMPRISONMENT (INTERNATIONAL ALERT #12)

[DEBSFAVORITETHINGS]

Oh No...I was wondering why I hadn't heard from you for awhile...I will send you a cake with a file in it to aid in your escape!!! Bon chance!!

[selenio999]

hahahhahhaha

[HarveyEspatchelowe]

I'm on it...where is my car charger? 

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@HarveyEspatchelowe

You got it?

[bundangbear]

Oh noes!!

bonne chance, mon ami!

--l'Ours blanc

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@bundangbear

Happy New Year from Gurgi Prison! Please don't forget about me Bear. If I don't make it out... the world needs to know my story.

jacques jr

[kvalle1]

Dear Jacques, Merry Christmas...do not fear, Santa is on his way with the toilet paper per your request...he has a lot of clout this time of year, perhaps he can also help get you home for Christmas...he might be a little delayed as our mad paddy friend Sean took a pot shot at him last year and he is a little nervous about flying over Ireland. I am also sending you 'fruit cake.' I know it's your favorite. :) love, Karen

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@kvalle1

This did make me smile. Merci Karen!

Jacques

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@marijafrick

Marija!!! It's Christmas eve and all I've got is a jail cell and a laptop! Don't forget about me!!!

[ScottyMayhaw]

I was alerted to your arrest by Jinto. So sorry to hear of your troubles in Tripoli, Great Detective. But glad to know of your escape.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@ScottyMayhaw

Ah, Great Guitarist. I have to say, I've seen better days. Much better days. There's not a quality roll of toilet paper in all of Gurgi. Wretched place it is.

Have a great Christmas and a Happy new Year!! (p.s Embassy staff arranged for my laptops return and some medications for a rash I developed. Very itchy, but it will pass),

Jacques

[packjim56]

I say Jinto? I was just sitting in bed and the thought suddenly occurred to me, you wouldn't happen to possess Power of Attorney for dear old Jacques, durning his regretable absence, would you? That tool could be a very valuable instrument to wield on his behalf, while the poor chap languishes away in that horrible prison. Why he could be there for years. Poor fellow. Whose to manage his estate in the meantime? Please feel free to drop me a line in case you need any sound finanical advice.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@packjim56

What!!! What have you two been up to in my absence?!!! I've got enough to deal with here (ghastly body odours (including my own) ablutionary concerns (toilet paper scarcity) and various other challenges! Jinto's Power of Attorney is hereby revoked (along with his parking privileges, health insurance and 25% of his income from January 1st!)

[packjim56]

@JacquesClouseauJr Parking privileges also? With all due respect dear Jacques, that seems a bit draconian. I'm sure I don't have to tell you how difficult it is to find a parking space in Paris these days. Don't worry Jinto. Obviously, Jacques is under a great deal of stress. Who wouldn't be, with all those future years of incarceration looking at you square in the face. I must endeavor to say a prayer for him, come Sunday morning next.

[tps607]

Jacques....I will send you a rasp to cut the bars....Panter Rosa to the rescue

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@tps607

Tom that sounds like a plan... (maybe wrap the rasp amongst a few rolls of silky smooth high quality toilet paper. I've has a tough week adjusting).

[JTuttle24]

Oh dear Jacques, sounds like you've got yourself in quite a mess over there. Not to worry though, I didn't take 5 hours of flight training for nothing. I'm flying across the world right now to come rescue you.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@JTuttle24

Jewel! What happened to you? Jewel, it's Christmas Eve!!! Christmas Eve Jewel!!! Did they get to you as well? Don't take any risks... be safe wherever you maybe,

I'll be ok I guess. Nothing I can't handle,

Jacques

[Rutle]

Sorry to hear the bad news hope you are released soon.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@Rutle

Cat, I have been moved to my own cell. I have a little bit of natural light and decent quality air. I'm visited daily by embassy staff (they sneak a bit of contraband in, but still no quality toilet paper. I will spare you further details. Nice to have my laptop back though!!! Have a nice day tomorrow,

jacques

[rockybudgeboa]

This is awesome.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@rockybudgeboa

I hope you have a nice Christmas wherever you and Rocky might be. Please spare a thought for those of us who remain falsely imprisoned. My laptop batteries are very low. People if I drop out, do no be alarmed. Thank you all, Jacques

[rockybudgeboa]

@JacquesClouseauJr Thank you Sir. I live in Ontario, Canada. Sadly, Rocky died last year :(

[danielcooper1000]

We will not find justice at the hands of corrupt judges. (See YouTube videos) Judicial Benefits & Court Corruption Update / Evil Triangle of Court Corruption / Richard fine / Dr Shirley Moore slush funds /SBX 211. To end this title wave of corruption in our country must start with the corrupt judges. We can not bring evidence of corruption to corrupt judges. Los Angeles Superior Court judges are illegally and unconstitutionally taking 50,000.00 each for a total of 23 million per year.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@danielcooper1000

What about some justice for me?!!!!!!! I'm stuck in Tripoli because of some trumped up passport violation! No presents, no pudding, nothing! Please do all you can!!!! Hurry!!!

[gisltome]

Great video intro and contents, sorry about the imprisonment. Nicely done. Thanks for the humor.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@gisltome

Sweet Gisl, I thank you. It's been a tough few days -- glad to have my laptop back. My only link to the outside world.

Christmas Eve all alone in prison. C'est la vie...

Jacques Jr.

[europica]

This is an outrage, how dare they lock you up. Free The Tripolli One I say!!! I will write to my MP asap and also my Euro MP.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@europica

Thank you my friend. I'm suffering a gross injustice in silence here. I'm confined to my cell for my own safety. I have a few books (in Arabic) a tiny television set, four walls, a dirty wash basin and my laptop. Not a way to spend Christmas Eve.

All together now FREE THE TRIPOLI ONE!!! FREE THE TRIPOLI ONE!!!

[BurgerChefGuy]

Thanks for the update! I hope you can escape soon.

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@BurgerChefGuy

James I'm still here in Gurgi prison. I have my own cell now, my own TV and my laptop. But thats about it. I'll be alright. Hope to be free soon. Jacques

[kvalle1]

Oh, my...I am sure Jacques this will be cleared up soon. Can't spend Christmas incarcerated! Help will come, I am sure of it!!!

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@kvalle1

Karen! where are you? It doesn't feel like Christmas Eve here in Gurgi. I'm in my cell (for safety) and all I've got is my laptop. Thanks for the memories my friend (could you send me express some 3 ply toilet paper),

Jacques

[jcbsebrigh]

awesome video...i love it....thanx for sharing

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@jcbsebrigh

Thank you friend. Merry Christmas. Spare me a thought if you can... this is my first Christmas Eve in jail.

I'll be alright,

Jacques Jr.

[mujawooja]

keep your chin up my friend ,I'm sure help will arrive soon,in the meantime keep your cool.

bernie

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@mujawooja

Bernie! I'm feeling a bit down in the dupms. I've got my laptop back and have the cell to myself... but It's Christmas Eve Bernie it's Christmas Eve!!

Hanging tough my friend, Jacques.

[mujawooja]

@JacquesClouseauJr

I hope Father Christmas visits you this very night my friend

Bernie

[faydog2010music]

i have a lot of friends in libya we ready to get jacqures back fast jail break time

let me at him jacques @1.30 i know what you meen jacques i can get you a passport jacques @2.06 stay strong jacques on the job now jacques i ring the mad paddy gang fav :-))cheers sean

[MrJintoFong]

@faydog2010music

My friend, I have just received official word from Jacques. He said: "tell Sean to send in the mad paddy gang ASAP. Do whatever is necessary! (but don't anyone touch my Christmas dinner!)"

[faydog2010music]

@MrJintoFong ok one the way the madpaddy killing gang this will not be nice god help ilbla after we get to jacques you might see fireworks over and out on the way asap:-)

[BILLMCLEANJAZZ]

You got it!

[BILLMCLEANJAZZ]

Don't worry -- I made a few phone calls -- and have received word that the error should be corrected shortly.

[MrJintoFong]

@BILLMCLEANJAZZ

Thank you very much, Monsieur McLean! I will inform Jacques immediately. Back in Paris by Christmas?!

[MrJintoFong]

@backbounder

Thank you Willy. Jacques was always talking about Shawshank and how he would have tunneled out in half the time. And he learnt a few tricks from watching the Great Escape many times. Everything will be ok I think.

[MrJintoFong]

@williamkenupp

William, Jacques is in terrible trouble, but he's a very tough customer and he will make his loyal friends proud by continuing the mission to the very end. Thank you very much for your concern and encouragement,

J. Fong

[ImaLanger]

Watch out for any food that has gravy or liquids in it, like custard. The kitchen staff like to hide surprises in the food :(

[MrJintoFong]

@ImaLanger

Thank you very much Mike. Jacques is always very cautious with this sort of thing. Foreign custard = Danger How are your hens and chickens in this cold weather? Does it affect the quality of egg at all?

[ImaLanger]

@MrJintoFong The poor birds are not very happy, but they get nice warm oats and milk in the morning to warm them up, and before they go to hen house, warm vegetables and oats to give them some comfort. They are laying ok, but always in winter, not every day. Bbbrrrrrr!

[MrJintoFong]

@ImaLanger

Warm oats, milk and vegetables... and a special draw bridge thing and... quality music wafting about the place. I bet they lay magnificent quality eggs!

[carina2800]

My sweet Jacques, this can not be possible.

We will do everything to get you free

So that you can be home for Christmas

Take very good care, thinking of you

Kisses

Carina

[MrJintoFong]

@carina2800

Thank you Dear Carina. Jacques will do all he can to make it home for you for Christmas. Please keep in touch. Many many thanks for your concern,

J. Fong

[CDmagz]

We have just phoned our cousin Nicolas and he promised not to send you to the Bastille!

[MrJintoFong]

@CDmagz

Can you get him to send in the Foreign Legion? That would be good please, if you could. many thanks,

[jasena09]

OMG..Hang in there!! Keep going strong!! Finger crossed..:)

[MrJintoFong]

@jasena09

Jasena, thank you very much. I will keep you updated. Please try and remain calm if you can. We will get through this.

[socrates640]

Wow , I am so sorry to hear about your recent predicament, hopefully this unfortunate incident will be cleared up soon. In the meantime i'll try to get in touch with some important people & see what i can do. Stay well my friend.

[MrJintoFong]

@socrates640

Thank you my friend. I will pass on your well wishes. We all need to stand strong, stand together.

[FamousBirthdays]

Holy Moly!! This is not good news!!!

What can i say except, don't use the showers! IF you do, don't drop your soap!!! If you do, then leave it be.!!!

I will contact the British embassy and see if they can help!!!

[MrJintoFong]

@FamousBirthdays

Any luck with the embassy?!!!!!!!! (I'd better ship Jacques some antiperspirant products in the meantime).

[FamousBirthdays]

@MrJintoFong I explained EVERYTHING to the embassy and the next minute, these 4 guys in black suits took me away and started questioning and quizzing me... They locked me in a room for 2 day and I am now released..I better not say anymore!!.........for now anyway!!.!!

[JacquesClouseauJr]

@FamousBirthdays

Incredible! Good to be back online (embassy staff have worked very hard to have my laptop computer returned to me). Was there any torture involved? They torture people here at Gurgi. I reported Ukmed for threatening me and they gave him a bit of treatment. They've since moved me to a single cell. I have a few books and what not. Bit of a rash too, but the local aloe balm juice ointment is alleviating things. Be careful. And have yourself a very Merry Christmas,

Jacques

[FamousBirthdays]

@JacquesClouseauJr Its GR8 to hear your ok..ish and you now have your laptop!! You too try and have as best as chrsismas as you can under those circumstances... we await your release with antiperspiration! :D

[UNITEDSPACEFLAG]

ohh i guess you have to report for the next 20 years out of this jail...there are nice recipes for cockroaches stew....delicious...and lots of protein....i call nicolas of france

maybe he can help you...if not he ...who can ?

[MrJintoFong]

@UNITEDSPACEFLAG

20 years of cockroach stew. I don't think Jacques would be happy about that. You'd better make a few calls!

[UNITEDSPACEFLAG]

@MrJintoFong ok for better food ...i call now angela merkel ....she is a friend of nicolas....eventually they visit kairo next year for holiday....and in that year in jail ...you should try the fried rats....as we see your chances are good...

[packjim56]

Thank God Jacques!! I'm so relieved to find out that you are alright. Well, in this case, I suppose being "alright" is a relative term. Hence you are in prison. Nevertheless, being alive in prison is better than being a pile of rotten carrion, being picked at by a flock vultures, in the heat of the noonday desert sun. I detest vultures. Although, they do serve a purpose, I suppose. By the way Jacques, you are fully insured, correct?

[MrJintoFong]

@packjim56

Jim, thank you again. Jacques very much appreciates your counsel and support -- the confines of Gurgi Prison are at least somewhat more desirable than having one's cursed rotting carcass feasted upon by vultures. Regarding insurance, yes, I believe Jacques and his various appendages and implements are fully insured. (Although I will mention your estate planning connections upon his eventual return to Paris!).

[sportygirl869]

I will come and visit you, bring a cake with file. I will try to use my American influence to rescue you! I'll try to get a news interview spot on MSNBC and Fox and Friends tomorrow morning for an appeal on your behalf. You will be free soon, I am sure.

[MrJintoFong]

@sportygirl869

Make it a sponge. Plenty of cream. Thanks very much Katherine, US exposure would be great! It is a terrible injustice. A bit like the boxer Rubin Carter. Jacques situation is dire. Please do everything you can!

[marcyrak]

Jacques...are you ok there?

How much must we pay a deposit for you? :-)

Marcy

[MrJintoFong]

@marcyrak

Sweet Marcy... don't worry about a deposit or ransom. Jacques has already attempted to bribe his way out, but has not been successful at this stage. He is currently planning a daring escape instead. Please stand ready.

[YTMarcella]

I always forget to tell you ...great intro *****

When you come out of this place ?

Marcella

[MrJintoFong]

@YTMarcella

Dear Marcella, thank you kindly. As for Jacques' release date... we cannot say at this stage. The situation is fluid. Please continue to keep the detective in your thoughts at this very difficult time.