Only Man Allowed to Sparkle

[yosh087]

Alex Louis Armstrong sparcleling = ULTRA MANLY YET DISTRUBING ROLE-MODLE FOR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:3

[Tsukasamacleod]

You forgot about David Bowie.

[BelovedCaptain]

These aren't just sparkles! these are MANLY SPARKLES!!!

Man, I love Armstrong! ^___^

[Swordsman8925]

wait wait wait wait So alchemy is based off of equivalent exchange and when Armstrong uses alchemy for sparkles what does he give up?

[elanor2006]

@Swordsman8925 he doesn't use alchemy for sparkles , the sparkles have been passsed down the Amstrong line for generations!!! :))

[Swordsman8925]

@elanor2006 ... I saw it coming

[elanor2006]

@Swordsman8925 haha sorry, couldn't resist!!! :))

[yosh087]

@Swordsman8925 that's easy his femininaty LOL

[Swordsman8925]

@yosh087

*hides in corner* you'll regret saying that

Armstrong: WHO SAID I'M FEMININE?!?!

Me: You're on your own

[yosh087]

@Swordsman8925 you didn't get the point of what I said . I meant that every time the does his manly sparkcles he loses any part of him that could be feminine so he becomes EVEN MORE MANLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!! :3

[boomboompow948]

Germany and Austria sparkle too ;.;

[kassabell1]

@boomboompow948 Only during German sparkle parties. Well, Germany only sparkles during those parties. As for Austria, not very manly is he? XD

[boomboompow948]

@kassabell1 Bah, true XD

[iamnuff1992]

these sparkles have been passed down the armstrong family for generations

[Jaakkonius]

Ed sparkles in episode 3 Brotherhood 2.38

Check it out!

[NovaTheKitsune]

@Jaakkonius actually 2.50 lol

[gangstagrlz]

It's obvious. The one dislike is Edward Cullen's.

[CCbundy]

@gangstagrlz Really? I could have sworn it was Brigadier General Basque Grand xD

[Demonicnemesis]

sparkles have been past down the Armstrong line for generations

[EndreVanan]

Armstrong is so manly he can sparkle and make YOU look gay.

[antarie128]

Edward: bella, i lo-(PUUUUNNNCHHHH!)

Armstong: I AM THE ONLY MAN ALLOWED TO SPARKLE YOU HOMO!

[sonicacartoonperson]

Edward Cullen tried to copy him and failed.

[ultraness1]

@sonicacartoonperson who is edward cullen

[zeldaed123]

@ultraness1 I envy you.

[CircuitReborn]

YOU CUT IT BEFORE HIS COOLEST PART!

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?"

"DESTRUCTION AND CREATION,THIS IS THE LAW OF THE UNIVERSE!"

[barraki92]

If Twilight was more like this, than it would be EPIC.

EPIC I SAY!

[KuchikiPaul]

He must use Old Spice... 

[HannahgoesBOOM]

If Armstrong is the only man allowed to sparkle, guess Edward Cullen needs to back. THE. FUCK. AWAY. (:

[116gaara]

ed and al's teacher (husband) can sparkle too

[chewythechibi]

now that I know this, I'm ordering the execution of the entire male vampire cast of twilight. they are CLEARLY in violation of this.....

[DementedDannie]

DUDE! THATS AWESOME!!!! ive always wanted to hear him say that! XD

[KitaraStrife]

OMG! Pure win! XD Reminds me of myself getting Wayne Grayson to say "I love Seto Kaiba" in Joey Wheeler's voice. XD

[Sesshomaruslover001]

lmfao. xDD

[demondragon45]

armstrong is the only man that can sparkle and make it look manly

[SkinksProductions]

@demondragon45 I feel like he would be less manly without the sparkles

[animeluver885]

@SkinksProductions amen

[LordSia13]

@SkinksProductions You mean... It takes a REAL MAN to SPARKLE!?

... Someone should make an AMV with Armstrong singing "Men In Tights".

[katiebug080592]

@SkinksProductions ik right?

[devilmaster987]

@demondragon45 go say that to edward from twinlight

[demondragon45]

@devilmaster987 all edward would do is cry in the corner it's the fan girls that would scare me

[devilmaster987]

@demondragon45 damn straight

[xavier8994]

@demondragon45 Wrong.Sig Curtis is allowed to sparkle when in the vicinity of Armstrong.

The presence of one causes the others courage and muscle to increase 100 fold, and activates the "Friendship of Muscle" Mode, which is most famously used during the defeat of sloth in FMA:Brotherhood :3

[xavier8994]

@demondragon45 Correction.... courage is increased 100 fold... Muscle is increased 100 fold!!!