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  • Thank you for putting the punchline below the video!!! Really helps us enjoy the video even more! :/

  • LOL, why is Dogbert wearing a crown?

  • Jesus DID come back! he's Dogbert!

  • Wow I finally know what lawyers feel like.

  • These voices just DON'T work. They chose totally wrong voice actors for the roles.

  • LOL. I've read all these. It's weird (but cool) seeing/hearing them put to animation/sound. I think i have basically every Dilbert book ever made. I even once emailed Scott Adams & was surprised to get a personal response. He's a nice guy & also 1 of the greatest comic'ists ever! :-)

  • lol debate

  • lol religious

  • LOL! People debate if dogbert is god! I know he's my personal god!

  • lol marketing

  • I don't get the elbow one... But the tech support one is hilarous!!

  • @whisperandsecret the guy cannot tell his ass from his elbow so Dogbert recommends job in marketing (but discourages them from voting).

  • @gumbor08 Job in marketing!!! hahaahahahahahaahahahaahahahah­ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaahahahahahahaha.

    That's my statement for salesmen.

  • Man : I hurt my elbow doctor.

    Dog : Let me see it.

    *Man shows rear*

    Dog : Uh-Huh. I recommend the peer in marketing. And it's not a good idea to vote.

  • @omg2111 a career in marketing,,

  • I hurt my elbow doctor. *shows ass* (LOLWUT)

  • dogbertis god man he rules

  • hahha, thats funny^^

  • wow. translation to the last line: "I answer to god himself."

    Awesome comeback!

  • rather, 'God has no Superior'

  • @RaustBD well, actually, he, catbert, and the garbage man are supposed to be infallible, like a certain religious deity.

  • do you do your animation with anime studio?

  • why is dogbert wearing a crown when he's a doctor

  • because

  • because Scott Adams likes to find excuses for putting different kinds of hats on dogs. He even said it himself. I don't think there's any particular reason, he just likes seeing dogs with hats.

  • "theres some religious debate on that question" Man 3 years in tech support and I've always wanted to say that.

  • Guess people in marketing don't know their ass from their elbow

  • congratulations, you got a joke!

  • @Symos lool

  • My plane isn't here yet.

    I'm sorry, our flights are all currently delayed.

    What? All of them? Why?

    We're having some weather problems.

    What kind of weather?

    Our planes can't handle direct sunlight.

  • I guess people have never heard the term "you wouldn't know your ass from your elbow". :P

  • No.

  • awesome and epic ... "religious debate"

  • hhaahhhh wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! i love u dogbert .. make me ur padawan

  • hehe "And you shouldn't vote!"

    the guy nods in agreement xD lol

  • LOL!!!

    *theres some religous debate on that question*

    that is officially THE best. line. ever.

  • @gunnyification I used that on my teacher when she asked to call my parents. my name is jesus by the way. HAY-ZEUS! XD

  • @gunnyification yea its indeed pretty good

  • i hurt my elbow and he shows him his butt........ok

  • HAHAHA Religious debate!

  • @0blacone hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahah­ahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh­aha

    

  • i hurt my elbow to

  • i love the tech support part. Dogbert can truly get away with anything. XD

  • WTF...LMAO

  • That thumbnail is ought to get lots of views.

  • both were funny :)

  • Its...just...not hte same....dogberts voice... D:

    I miss the old dogbert

  • me too

  • I love the "black dogbert" voice. Its more menacing than the old one.

  • lol kinda, but i still miss the old guy.

  • almost like Vader without the breathing thing.

  • Some people have left comments that it's James Earl Jones.

  • i like this one better

  • lmao nice

  • it doesn't need to be menacing

  • It just has the "i'm going to rule the world, my little foot chair" quality that dogbert needs.

  • All hail Saint Dogbert!

  • there is some religious debate on this question lol nice one

  • good but dear god make it longer than the comic strip by more than 5 seconds

  • lol, that was great :D

  • there's some religious debate on that question...whoa, i have to use that someday.

  • Me too

  • asomeness:^D

  • the guy doesn't know what an elbow is come on dude.

  • its probably not a good idea to vote LOL

  • o-o i watched about 4 of these and have yet to laugh WHY ARE U PEOPLE SO SMART?!?!?!?!

  • Yeah, I'm not digging these either. I've watched a dozen of them and the most I've done is smirk.

  • that's all everything ever makes me do on the internet

  • what part dont u get it?

  • i hurt my ELBOW doctor

    LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!!

  • who is the actor of dogbert's voice?

  • He sound like the guy (forget the name) who did the voice of Goliath on Gargoyles.

  • OMG! you're soo right! I looked it up online (it took like an hour) and his name is Marc Pouhe.

  • :O coolness!

  • It's not Keith David. The voice is too high and doesn't have enough gravel to it. I'm willing to go with Marc Pouhe as the voice.

  • Keith! THAT's it, thanks for reminding me who did the voice of a character on one of my favorite shows. ^-^

  • LOL

  • the first one is called elbow ass i saw it on the zune market place

  • Awsome!

  • I dont get teh first one.

  • Can't tell your asshole from your elbow.

  • 2nd one is great

  • im still laughing at the second one

  • Awesome, like usual.

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