Candle Jack

[liamangel666]

you guys really need to stop saying CandleJaaaaaaeeeeerrry Lewis, I ment Jerry Lewis

[IcarusWingsofWax]

I'm gonna need more rope.

Lmao, Candlejack is the bes...

[HAYITSMADIE]

alright guys, seriously? candlejack isnt even re

[Smashfaan]

Candlejack? Fuck that shit, come at me br-

AH GOT YOU! YOU NOW WILL FEEL PAIN!! OH SHIT ANOTHER ON-

[extsee94]

i would have said Candlejack, but then i took an arr

[peacehippie999]

People who don't finish their sentences after typing Candlejack are so stu

[Conneruuu]

omg guys candlejack isnt even sca

[RainbowDashMGS]

I used to say candlejack,

But then I took an a

[KimmyRose12]

"I didnt say it, I said applejack."

...

I really like that cereal.

[TheTastyInferno]

Hmm, I wonder if I just said only the first part of candlejacks na

[madmanadam1]

I can't fathom why people don't understand that you need to type out ALL of candlejacks name before you get kidnaped mi

[456dna]

The way you do it is you say CandleJAMES LOL HAHA CANDLEJACK TROLLED YOU BIAT

[LordManda2]

IIIIIIIIIIIII THINK THERES A THUMBTAK UNDER MAH PHANY! =_=

[DoolittleKid]

Candlejoe

Candlejim

Candlejohn

Candleja

[TheKittiesKilll]

The jokes are too original and fresh.

You don't get this type of thing on television anymore.

[lowlzproduction]

Oh its candle m ---

[Nintendofan139]

I've been thinking what if CandleJack said his name outloud?

[l34512]

@Nintendofan139 Nothing would happen?

[rovingrovers]

at 21 years old, I actually am still participating in scream-o-vision

[randomstofil]

This is so stupid, candlejack is not for real. See what i did there? Candlejack candlejack candlejack CANDLEJACK! I'm not gonna get kidna

[BM5072]

You guys are idiots. Getting captured by Candlejack doesn't mean he interrupts you. Oh... shi-

[AQGOAT24]

This episode is quite fantas

[sideslick1024]

@AQGOAT24 You didn't say Candlejack in your sentence, therefore it's null an

[TheUltimateBeing01]

Back when Cartoon Network was worth two fucks and a damn.

I mean I really wasn't into Freakazoid as a child, but this cartoon seems like a masterpiece compared to the shit they got on there now.

[TheWilliamZoo]

Why do you guys not finish your sentence? Why do you keep doing It on candlejack's videos? It makes no sen

[sneakybast3rd]

I know i'm not the only one that came from 'know your meme' to learn about candle ja

[KuffoKnight]

This show broke the fourth, third, second, Berlin and possibly fifth wall every episode.

[Luckyclaw7]

Yo Candlejack, I'm happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Nyan Cat had one of the best memes of all time! Of all ti

[kingkitty20]

People using a - at the end of a candlejack meme is so wron

[munnonockspirit]

What I want to know is how they came up with this idea. lol

[YellowSHunter]

Candle Jack is gonna need more ro-

[doobiesmoke15]

Sinbad the sailor had a tv show?

[triplepogi2009]

@doobiesmoke15

Yes. And it was forgotten for a very good reason...

[soulreaper891]

i miss this show

[HgRosa]

shit i said ****** ****

[jayive34]

who is stronger? candle or

[SirTrollingtonVI]

So, I have this special candle my mother got me for my 15th birthday, saying "Happy birthday, Jack!" Unfortunately, I lost the candle. My mom found out yesterday, saying "That was a very special candle, Jack!" I said to her, "I don't give a fuck!" Then, she we

[xjoker827x]

Jake be nimble jack be quick jack jumped over the candle sti.....

[konadoggeh]

Pffft so fake, candlejack!!! se

[alrdd]

Guys, it doesn't work. CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK CANDLEJACK.

See?

Nothing hap

[FenderGuitarForever]

you know who could take candlejack the Doctor coul

[iIamITheIMaster]

how does the candle jack meme work? i seem to understand that you start a sentence but then don't fin-

[l34512]

You know, candlejack and sakuya's pads are in the same league of jokes *knif

[ISUBSISTONSOULS]

Candlejack...

[chocotastic]

Brahms.....

[RPSGCC733]

I said Candlejack and still managed to finish my sentenc

[Leatherbubba]

I've gotta go charter a bus.

[HypocriticalElitist]

Wow, I never realized before how much the writers were channeling Monty Python when they made this episode.

[TheBoys9802]

I remember this. Candle jack was the best villain ev

[Computerbugs]

What if a sentence ends with candlejack?

[JiiKim]

Dude CandleJack is so g

[jreqthek9]

I was going to mention Candlejack, but then I took an arrow to th

[Diam0nae]

Now I know what Candlejack is. I mean I'd seen it enou

[77naan]

I wonder what would happen if Candlejack said his own name...

[MiniMoose162]

dudes candlejack d

[Pichuflava]

the scariest thing in the world when your grab my dick and but it turns to wood

oooooohhhhhh.......

[elguaro3]

only captain falcon and chuck norris can say candle jack and not be cut o

[omerlavi]

wow. i trmember this but i thought it was supose to be funny.

[mxcnprd10]

Seriously, this Candlejack meme is starting to

[iitsmaymay]

I don't understand the big deal about the Candlejack meme, because, I mean, it doesn't even mak

[MegaAstroFan18]

Candlejack

[pkoleszar]

Dr. Hunter Hanker is the voice of Otto from Malcolm in the Middle!

[ABHomeEntertainment]

breaking the 4th wall lika a boss

[Scaredkity]

what is the name of the guy that freakazoid said would be scary if he got another tv show?

1:20

[DisturbedKoala]

@Scaredkity Sinbad.

[D1vid3By0]

I once made jokes about Candlejack, but then i took and arrow to the kn

[JackilynSpellman]

Why are there no video clips of him saying "I think there's a THUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBtack under my fanny!" and "Smack me with a handle!"? Someone needs to make these. I need the soundbytes on my phone!!

[uilliu]

Youtube: Scream.

Me: AHHHHHHHHH!!!- Oh hello, officers...No, no problems here.

[DRisLegend200919]

this is hilarious

[lgcamson]

i wonder what would happen if Chuck Norris says candlejack...

[AunTime]

@lgcamson then CJ will really need more rope

[AQGOAT24]

@lgcamson Shut the fuck up with Chuck Nor

[SSBBFFA]

@lgcamson Chuck Norris can say Candlejack Over 9000 times and not get capt-

[RadioactiveCassowary]

@lgcamson the more important question is what if Candlejack said Chuck Norris

[RandomGuyC]

1:05 I went to the bathroom once, I tried to grab my d*** and there was nothing there...it turned to W00D! (Scream)

[SolidDominic]

@RandomGuyC

"I told you, knock it off."

[MissyCherryKitsune]

He's gonna need more rope.

[EzeCoyote]

Anyone ending their sentence with "-" or "..." wasn't actually captured. Candlejack wouldn't give you the ti

[FSinWCR]

85 people have a thuuuuuuuumb tack under their fannies.

[TheFamilyGuyGuy7]

I think there's a thuuuuuuumb tack under my fanny!

[Fxck1it]

You're all stupid, even thought they say not to say candle jack you sti

[Remuko]

omfg i miss this show >_<

[croioi]

god this candlejack thing is so dumb, i mean why is it eve..

[Ese1Pac]

oh fuck! I forgot all about Freakazoid!! How could I? Time to go watch it!

[PickleKunAMV]

You're all fucking idiots and candlejack is a stu

[GroverKent]

Scream.

[simunator]

You can never say candlejack, or more like you cant finish the sentence bec....

[3WhiteTShirts]

Stand in front of a mirror. Say candlejack. Say Bloody Mary three times.

Sit back and enjoy the show.

[sspongey98]

Goddamnit, how come every time I say "Candlejack" I get cut o-

[Chambers4181]

candle jack's face looks like jack skellington

[zafaragirl123]

I can't believe that this episode is what started that stupid Candlejack meme. I mean, come on guys, it's jus

[FromtheWordsofBR]

The scariest thing would be if they give Sinbad another TV show.

[SCREAM]

[3shaiamigas]

Applejack! Eeyup! Ponies!

[TeamAwesomeness2]

SCREAM

[ragdolltwisty]

Ah, they don't make 'em like this anymore.

[michwng]

Apple Jack!

[MrSonichu]

@michwng AppleJacks, fucking pony fag.

[TheInvisibleClarity]

Jesus christ, Candlejack is such a stu

[OROnMAYforever]

Doesnt candle jack look like sca-

[utupoe111]

I don't understand this crap. Everyone just posts "Candlejack" and t

[RIVcharmander]

This is kind of a stupid meme...I mean seriously if someone said candlejack, their sentence wouldnt publish mid sentence because they would be kidnapped before they could press ente

[KumoriShichiyou]

@RIVcharmander Perhaps Candlejack is kind enough to submit the comment for y

[justplainruk]

So if Candle Jack says his own name, does h

[eckswyzee]

If someone else mentions "Candlejack" I'm g

[uniquekeanu]

it's funny because they keep saying his name and getting kidnapped XD

[ViewtifulM]

@uniquekeanu Who's name? :D

[uniquekeanu]

@ViewtifulM Applejack >:)

[ViewtifulM]

@uniquekeanu :( You were supposed to say Candlejack Uni

[uniquekeanu]

@ViewtifulM >:D muhuhahahahah i'm not so stupid as to say Candlejack i mean how stu

[tahu2247]

so if I end my sentence with "applejack",he gets me right?

[MajickDemoniack]

Damn. I sure am glad I never said CandleJa-

[thesega99]

Something tells me that guy is a pedophile....

[jewelfewel]

the coolest villian ever

[SolarBlade52]

Well, at least it didn't end like The Sopranos, where it just cut to black in mid sen-

[rcarfang2]

Can you type the name?

[DotheDimosar]

This Candlejack episode is really d

[thecucafairy]

IDK why these bitches are screaming.. Having candlejack come into my cabin and take me away for the night would be the best thing ever. Moar rope = moar rape

[pokemon1010e]

Pttchh.

This "Candlejack" isn't real, only 8 year olds belie

[MisterWordman]

So fucking ga-

[Kavyle]

@MisterWordman Wait, you didn't say Candle Jack, so how did he ge

[MacBookPrototype]

Oh wow, all you guys are w_ssies. We all know that when you say Candlejack noth-

[blacksage]

Poor kid just wanted to watch Ponies

[The1ComicalMan]

I'm gonna need more rope.

[iNeohero]

Psh CandleJack aint real. See im fi-

[karnman]

Those kids are a little too interested in wood.

[KagamineRinta02]

Yo man imma fuck yo shit up, I ain't afraid a no candle ja--

[KillerHam007]

well if i know my cartoons..and I DO..i'll be back later on to save you from something really horrible......BUBYE :D

[ninjasoraxx2]

4:36 CandleJck: Trollface

[Yuuraki]

Don't be such babies, guys. Candlejack isn't re

[Patohatake]

Candlejack? thats stupid, no one is scared of saying tha.....

[Deathzilla7]

Paused video at 3:17 to do some Tumblr'ing. Came back like 5 minutes later. It looks quite wrong... Just saying

[HikariNoKalen]

y Candlejack!... Woah! What the hell was that.

Huh? What's this probe doing in my b

[HikariNoKalen]

Candlejack? Did someone say Candlejack? 'Cause I think I heard someone sa

[animecreatsthebody]

SCREAM-O-VISION

SCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......(cou­gh) oh great I just swalloed my gum

[z1271beta]

If i had a dime for every pixel in this video, I'd have a quarter.

[RegiRuler]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick. Hm. I guess he doesn't do nursery rhy

[VincentV13]

Hello. My name is not important. However, what you should know is that I am one of the few to not say HIS name. Most people make the mistake of saying HIS name and getting captured. I do not take that risk.

I am the 1%

[yarukinasu]

It'd be a bad time when you say Candle Jack while you're taking a

[KirbyKillerKid]

I once said "Voldemort and Candlejack"...

I'm still in the middle of the custody battle that ensued.

[Rockwarrior2004]

"I'm gonna need more rope"

he says this when referring to the little girls...

[xMarcoDrinksMilkx]

I miss waking up Saturday morning to this. I hate growing up. ):

[CommandoBomberkitty]

Ah, Candlejack, you and your fetish for

[youkilledkiller22]

.....

I'm gonna need more rope. :|

[EdSoulman]

I only ever saw one episode of Freakazoid when it came on british tv and it was this one. I kinda assumed it wasn't that big a show and not too many people would know about Candlejack. Now it appears to be hu

[ShingoEX]

This is the most stupid, oversued crap ever. Everyone blows this stupid Candle Jack crap completely out of propor

[guardianx51]

I don't understand what all the fear is about. I'll try it now. CandleJack. Nothing's happ

[ilikeamazon]

Heh, It didn't work. I dared say his name, and I'm very much still alive.

[ilikeamazon]

Next thing you know, Candle Jack will ta

[nlm1993]

thumbs up if you got this from Kcook6's journal

[PTp1ranha]

@nlm1993 Who are you even talking about?

[nlm1993]

@PTp1ranha Kcook6 from deviantart

[XSuperDanteX]

man i feel old

[Fluinpwnz]

What is this? A flash mob or something? Why you all who say Candlejack never ends your phr

[SanerVain]

Something about Candle J. screams pedophile.....

[GarGet1]

candle jack stole the 4th wall he really did... oh fu-

[DavemechL1011]

82 people said Candleja-

[MayorQwert]

Oh please, nothing happens when you say it! Watch, CANDLE JACK! You see, nothing hap-

[FunkyConker]

SCREAM

[shadowseer92]

i think he's gunna need more rope

[dragonome]

Candlejack? That's haunted Nocturne skin. Got in using Paranoia to gank the kids

.

That candle is Wriggle's Lantern

[summieXchan]

Oh, come on you crotchety old people!

There's something about 'CandleJack' that makes you want to say/type it at least once!

It's fun to live out a childhood excitement even if you're an adult!

[countD8852]

I love all that silly stock footage xD!

[Scalifs]

lol "I'm ganna need more rope."

[MoNeYMiKe111]

the fourth wall does not exist here

[makedarkroses]

No, I don't just say, "Candle Jack."

Instead, I say, Candle Jack Noir.

;D

[mrtrollolalot]

Hi guys, 7th Grade English teacher here. I'm not sure exactly why you guys think that saying ''Candle Jack'' would result in you getting kidnapped. Stop trying to act cool because it makes you look like an IDIOT. So are any of you here because you loved this show as a child? I am, loved it

[hoboreclaimer]

Candlejack? What the fuck is that suposed to me

[11Pills]

Candlejack doesn't exist, this is stupid stu

[MrGravySauce1]

Deadpool vs Freakazoid. The 4th wall can't hold these 2 behemoths back.

[DemonGroceryStore]

81 people want Sinbad to get another TV show...

[Link504]

Kids these days have no appreciation for older cartoons. They live in unrealistic happy worlds with their Yo Gabba Gabbas and iCarly and crap like that. For goodness sake, play some animaniacs! That show was the shit!

[tjduck85]

I wonder how many kids, much less people today, got the F-Troop reference.

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

There I said Candlejack. I'm not following this stupid fucking meme.

[Link504]

@CrimsonVermillioneye Failure to cut yourself off results in a full six pack in the drinking game.

I'll leave you alone now.

[Teekzy]

Why are you guys even scarred of Candlejack...He doesn't even exi---

[EpsilonNegative]

God damn you newfags.

You dont add "---" or "..." after you say his name. You dont get kidnapped until you say his name. And no. Im not saying it.

Lrn2candlejack idio

[BoogsterSU2]

I'm gonna need more rope.

[itsmynameok]

whats a candle jack? i dont get it? whatevs. this video sucks anywa

[kochirakoso]

Candlejack is stupid.

Thumbs up if you ag

[moodydoyle]

@kochirakoso NO!!!! YOU SAID CANDLEJACK NOW YOU'VE DISSAPEA--