2007 AVN Adult Movie Awards Stand-up

[JoeCrogan]

3:30 big Titos head

[Moorghost]

04:15 lol?

[drunknmunky12212]

one of these porn stars kids is gonna ask. (Mommy what did you get that award for) and she's gonna say, oh thats the award mommy got for sucking dick.

[Dunl3y]

most porn cunts are gross, all done up they look plastic and skanky

[ibclappin]

i think that's a poor choice of jokes for that audience. and where's the damn flag on this video? i mean if there's any purpose to the whole "flagging" thing, even if most kids have a utube account anyway, this one should be "flagged"

[DEVILDOG91754]

What a dirty-ass comedian. Funny though.

[mean71cuda]

Was that 'Pink' sucking on what's her names tongue the chick with the 'best boobs in porn'?

[koberocksaa]

Wooo whos that at 1:12?

[krementiaful]

how come its funny but i dont laugh

[Gyro911]

That entire audience is either to high on drugs or too stupid to understand how much his jokes sucked

[leebeer]

awful

[JulesIPOfficial]

no offense but i personally think this dude suxx

my opinion

[shortfuse41]

@JulesIPOfficial He's one of those comics for me that I watch and appreciate, but never actually laugh out loud. Strange I know, if you want to actually laugh, check out some Kyle kinane and doug stanhope.

[f9hunter]

O tito ortiz is there with jenna 

[zeizoo]

what is a fucking ugly world < i won,t be part of him at all

[hippotoast]

OH I LOVE IT WHEN ONE YOUTUBE VIDEO OUT OF 150 REFUSES TO LOAD PAST THE 20 SECOND MARK THATS JUST FUCKING BRILLIANT

[ProperSuction]

I really had to repeat the bit in between 4:15 and 4:20 three times cause I genuinely didn't hear a word Jim said

[nightcrawler55]

4:06 who is this luvly lady?? xD

[Javis586]

How can people take a porn award show seriously? lol

[jessyca4200]

hey Potatious--you are clearly dumb as hell...MENSA member you are not...just bc you take an online IQ test doesnt mean you are intelligent or qualified to judge other people's intelligence so generally...

[lazydragonoftheunive]

4:14 lmao... how often do u see a reaction shot like that for a joke?

[Potatious]

Jim Norton fucking blows.

[Potatious]

with large penises or breasts.

[Potatious]

I would wager also, to the being-of-fact that pornstars are not actually some of the dumbest humans. However alot of those women, and men, would belong to a low IQ range. I suppose sixty to eighty. Below sixty may be quite stupid, I do not know. I do not wish to read as though I believe the IQ score you may recieve determines your entire intelligence. It does not. However, people such as myself who recieve very high scores tend to actually be more intelligent. Others may be down on their luck -

[HGeneAnthony]

@Potatious a score below 70 is legally retarded so claiming they are probably between 60 to 80 is actually pretty insulting. I do know of a few very bright porn stars like Asia Carrera (who's in Mensa supposedly) and Gen Pedova (who's a biochemist). There's probably quite a bit more with the amount of people who pass through porn. Considering the money girls could make in porn I'm sure plenty of smart girls came in and cleaned up.

[Potatious]

@HGeneAnthony I'm sorry, I was going through a troubling time.. I was doing alot of Marijuana.. Eventually I started using Anti-Anxiety medication like Seroquel and Depakote, thus changing profoundly the effects Marijuana had on me, it was like Meth, I went insane. I knew I had to stop using. it was very difficult getting of the pot. After a while I was ok, no longer hearing voices or anything. At some point, for whatever reason, namely a desire to troll, a sense of superiority...

[Potatious]

@Potatious And never leaving my computer.

[HGeneAnthony]

@Potatious little confused by your statement but it's no big deal.

[his1dudeness]

Is it a red flag if I was able to name every audience member they cut to?

[ackilla86]

@his1dudeness lol yeh man

[jar5136]

@his1dudeness its a red flag you watch too much porn..no prob tho, i knew those bitches too

[nightcrawler55]

4:07 who is that? xD

[thewackyretard]

This set was great! They didn't laugh because they don't have a sense of humor above "Epic Movie." Fucking retards. There's a reason they have to sell their pussies for money.

[Ultraspontane]

Not his best performance...

[dacypher22]

I am sure they made him play up the sexual parts of his set, and something is a bit missing from lil' Jimmy without the "darkness" to his material. But hey, it was a huge crowd, he got a lot of laughs and I am sure it was a ball out there.

But please, if this is your first time seeing Jim Norton's material, you owe it to yourself to check out his regular, in-a-comedy-club material. It lets the unique aspects of his style come out, whereas this seemed a bit run of the mill sex material.

[88bigev]

3:08 evan stone is sleeping in the crowd

[subj3ctt0chang3]

@88bigev evan stone is high on something

[ramonesfreak2010]

Rucca Page at 1:21 <3

[MrNewperry]

this is just weird.

[bseenmedia2]

Jim's new album "Despicable" is now in stores.

[DecoyPencil]

Do not hand her cash.. Do not hand her cash.  Ha!

[johlylyyaya]

This guy is only talks about sex cuz its a porn show, now one wants to hear this shit they're in the sex industry

[johlylyyaya]

This guy is only talks about sex cuz its a porn show

[SykoFox]

Poor Jim Norton, preaching to a sea of retarded.

[derangius]

norton is a funny fucker without a doubt

[x0xkweenx0x]

@derangius haha good work on the subtle pun there.

[Kazikox]

What kind of awards are there?

Largest cunt? Largest number of dicks in your ass? The whore of the year?

I love porn but this is just stupid.

[LAPunk1986]

Norton is God. Fitzsimmons is a no punchline having OBVIOUS closet homo. There's no one left in the entertainment industry as flaming gay as Fitzsimmons. He's angry because he craves cock! He has the worst gay-face ever!

[Frankenpalin]

Fitzsimmons blows Norton out of the water

[checkurbrain]

porn stars are worse than barbie doll air heads, but jim norton is not that good anyways, then it makes sense to have him on this show

[KenzoJoe]

@checkurbrain  Bash Norton all ya want..But his wit...is untouchable...

[MrNewperry]

@KenzoJoe he dumbed down every single joke.

[jjjhs08]

@checkurbrain why do they have to be stupid just because they are hot and do the best shit ever during sex? is it because your upset you arent fucking them so your rationalizing to make it feel like theres something wrong with them so its ok that you dont have them? probably...thats pretty much what every guy does about a girl they wish they could get but cant ....;)

[checkurbrain]

porn stars are worse than barbie doll air heads

[VonCouch]

This is televised? What the fuck am I doing watching the Emmys? Wow, Tina Fey won again. Whoopee.

[Cioppa182]

ahh porn stars, these people are so horny, they cant laugh

[michelrpg]

Loved it XD

[TheBenjaminhorler]

I bet you are going to look up porn after this......

[adamgmartin]

dude is way coked out!

[jkool1919]

3:45 HIS NECK STARTS FROM HIS MOUTH!!

[draziom902]

disgusting people

[JASM4collection]

Jim Norton is fucking awesome

[bbbbbb222222]

why the fuck does those 2 disgusting attention whores gotta be doing that there in public?

[his1dudeness]

@bbbbbb222222 Why? Well...

1. It's the ADULT video news awards! The awards are golden dildos on a plaque for fucks sake.

2. "doing that there in public?" hmmm... Anyone who attends or watches the AVN awards should damn well expect to see something sexually explicit, and anything less ought to be a disappointment. If you had no idea what the AVNs were before clicking on this video, then thats your own naive fault.

3. The entire venue is filled with porn stars. What the fuck did you expect?

[his1dudeness]

@bbbbbb222222 And another thought...

Jim is ranting about drinking female ejaculate, and you were offended by a couple of chicks kissing? What's wrong with you?!

[bbbbbb222222]

@his1dudeness And here come the white knights. So what if the room is filled with porn stars? They are normal people and can beheave properly. These whores are just calling attention to themselves.

[xar51]

Good old turkney neck Jimmy. Love this little goblin.

[beefydan7272]

lol at evan stone sleeping at 3:09

[Vurdox]

i dont know bitch cause im a faggot...Lol...and no one laughed...bunsha fffehgz..

[AlbertEinsteinJr]

a real good set wasted on a shitty crowd.

[deuceswild76]

funniest dude. let's kick it jimbo

[SickSilckMan]

Amen, Jimmy. A-fucking-men.

[thesouthrapsucks]

this guy sucks mexi-nazi dick

[Vurdox]

@thesouthrapsucks wow you're so unique

[miranger]

Funny set from jimmy

[caltrof]

stupid crowd, they don't get Jimmy

[coe1r]

Man avn awards looks so boring it's like an underground thing nobody really knows about. Actual famous people that go are probably getting payed to go, almost nobody even laughs

[manoli1990]

3:24 lool tito ortiz

[56jmoney]

1:12 - I know that girl... wasn't she in "Harry Potter" or some other film?

[purplenurps]

@56jmoney yeah harry potter and the big black cock

[56jmoney]

@purplenurps Ah, you caught the joke

[steviepyne]

Fact: ten out of ten people in those seats have herpes... man i feel bad for the dude who has to clean the seats.

[ftown631]

This crowd did nothing but promote the stereotype that pornstars are some of the dumbest people on earth

[TAMPORAPANTERA]

@ftown631

Because its pretty much true.

[ftown631]

@TAMPORAPANTERA haha totally agree with you dude

[StonedRidah]

@ftown631 well its the truth. They r the dumbest ppl on earth , nothin more but scum that have no respect))))

[Potatious]

@StonedRidah Perhaps I am typing right into your trap, but I shall fix your sentence.

Well it's the truth. They are the dumbest people on earth, nothing more. Scum have no respect!

Indeed there it is. I would wager that I have made some errors as well.

Jim Norton has never made me laugh. As far as I am concerned he is the shittiest comic there is. Opie and Anthony is also horrible. As I type Norton says something about assholes on peoples eyes, I have laughed at a Jim Norton joke. Fuck.

[ftown631]

@StonedRidah I agree

[jjjhs08]

@ftown631 why? and by the way most of the crowd isnt pornstars

[jjjhs08]

@ftown631 well, i didnt even watch before i responed....most of the crowd is fans...but besides, he wasnt that funny....i like pornstars...and strippers...ive met and dated a few, mostly strippers....people got em all wrong, there are the nasty money hungry types but honestly most of them are sweet girls ....and fucking hot....ppl are just haters

[desidoe69]

They're all horny fuckers, of course they wouldn't laugh.

[BumperMorgan]

Norton's one of the best. Is it just me or was some of that crowd cheering and laughter canned?

[Carthag0Eagle]

No wonder the people in the crowd are in the porn industry, damn those fuckers are dumb as SHIIIIIIIIAATTTTTTTTTTTT!

[angela1894]

Wow, Jim isn't blonde-haired ?

[1844Freddy]

Jimmy needs to drop the 'How are you!?' bullshit at the beginning of his sets.

[KrazyLoveless]

fuck this video.....find people to commit too.....

[Carla1995ilg]

4:15 was so sick..did they hv to shw tht???

[ABisopht]

bunch of f*** sluts, all of em

[TiANr0ckst4r]

Jajajaja This Man Is The F*ckin Man Jajajaa

[YeOleRoja]

funniest fuckin man alive

[bigbagron]

What the fuck is that guy doing at 3:07 ?

[kaakoo]

great

[fakebeliever]

This was funny- you know, back when Lenny Bruce did it 40 years ago.

[Fistwagon]

@fakebeliever You're going to all Norton videos and write the same thing? Damn... that's pathetic in all kinds of ways.

[fakebeliever]

@Fistwagon You're going to all Norton videos and watching them? Damn...that's pathetic in all kinds of ways.

[Fistwagon]

@fakebeliever Eeeeh.. No it isn't since I'm a fan of Norton. For you who obviously hate him it is borderline psychotic behaviour. I really don't get it.

[DonTorres21]

a massage -wink-

[bombertheelephant]

wow all these people are going to hell!

[FayeValentine666]

thats more than i needed to know about jimmy's sex life.

[randomguy983]

You're all retarded,shut the fuck up and enjoy some comedy for a change.

[AndrewKo1218]

Hilarious. Jim Norton looks coked out of his mind.

[mustrapefoley]

he probably was.

[AndrewKo1218]

@mustrapefoley Haha probably look at those eyes.

[PapaMagnum]

Sheeze, what's with all of the negative comments? Norton is hilarious.

[kidnotorious2001]

Fuck all u o and a twats! Go back to Paltalk where u matter!

[drjay473]

fuck off you fuckin shit head

[kidnotorious2001]

Wow! Quick come back brainiac! Did O&A teach you how to do that? Or did it just take you a month to think it up on your own?

[drjay473]

they did actually you jealous you fucking faggot >:D

[kidnotorious2001]

Jealous?  Of what? a no-brained simpleton who can't think for himself? Or maybe a little boy who is only tough behind a keyboard and has three twats as heroes?OOOHHHHHH...ME SCARED!!!! lol...Like I said, go back to paltalk where you matter....

[andrewl781]

lol tito ortiz is in the crowd

[RAMSBONES]

3:25 What a boner as if he got with a chick that got ass fucked by 100 plus guys

[AboDi22lalala]

cool

sex asses laugh about cheap sex jokes

stupidest assholes ever..

[jlmood2007]

he is a joke killer

[swangardian]

What an awful background. Its distracting. Jimmy should host the MTV awards.

[Light0123]

sunny lane is so beatiful!

[TheChemicalOllieShow]

Wow ... such an awful crowd

[HowardMoon7]

The material went waaaaay over the audience's head

[Three6MafiaFan]

zer0nix, I'm pretty sure the girl next to Evan Stone is Syren.

[johnnyd851]

attaboi jimmy

[IBG67]

EVAN STONE AT 3:09

[zer0nix]

any idea who is the azn chick sitting next to him?

[griskuk4]

Who is that outrageously ugly blond girl at 1:22?

[peligrosity]

i think it's sunny lane

[NonPhixion1987]

Jimmy's awesome

[lorenrb]

I wish hicks was still alive... he would rip this dude a new bum hole

[whb786]

The fact that you said bum hole, Bill hicks would spit in your face

[lorenrb]

oh yeah cos you and him were buddies huh.. why take offense to word 'bum'

somehow I don't think he would really give a shit

go suck a fat one

[whb786]

You dumb motherfucker. Hicks would never refer to it as bumhole. He wouldn't be offended, he would be ashamed to say something a 4 year old would say. I already teabagged your mother with my fat one.

[lorenrb]

BUT I DIDN'T SAY HE WOULD SAY THAT.. oh and that burns man. saying you have a big dick, how fucking objective!

[whb786]

faggot

[draven8891]

5:04 - fat fuck with a lot of money. and will somebody please force-feed a cheeseburger to jenna jameson?!!

[DangerousDan2]

@draven8891 Rat poison would be better, and that goes for the rest of those worthless used up pea brain whores in the crowd

[allreal22]

amy reid kiss

[Zenon2006]

swallow now, ask questions later :)

[chrisbeaupre]

This guy is fucking terrible.

[Zwartekaka]

OMFG a whole theater filled with pornstars. OMFG!!!!!

[blatspanner]

the crowd are ninety percent dead inside. the only conglomeration with less collective soul is the oscars. maybe the grammys,i don't know i've never seen it.

[FIGHTFANNERD3]

souls are not real fag

[blatspanner]

figure of speech,cuntburger.

[draziom902]

@FIGHTFANNERD3 enjoy ur psych meds.

[OprahKevorkian]

whenever he wears a suit he looks like he's in the down syndrome mafia

[mgm8822]

Norton doesn't fill out a suit very well.

[Necrokutan]

Is it bad that I recognized someone in the audience other than Ron Jeremy?

[gonzofann]

where did they get footage of people laughing?

[Javsprite]

Jimmy killed!

[roccoper]

he is the best!!!!!!!!

[viper61794]

he sure is a fancy man

[rgda3rd]

jimmy is the best!

[joe41280]

This crowd is HORRIBLE. What a bunch of retards who don't get his humor.

[addicted2music21]

@joe41280 theyre porn stars and porn set directors... theyre too stupid to understand

[imnomonkey11]

@joe41280 All still on sedatives from last nights shoot

[subctiyproject]

Brilliant!!!