Woodford Reserve Mint Julep

[Rereversed]

This has to be Kitsch

[steviepee]

Is this a wind up?

[gosnooky]

My shitty little beach shack in Cambodia makes a better Mint Julep this this hussy.

[Alexproudfoot]

These things never seise to amaze me. There is on on here about making an old fash that gets me every time.

[kingofmartinis]

That's a Cr#@p Julep! You gotta be kidding me!

[AbsoluteDemonling]

For sure, it's not a mint julep, but it's not bad-tasting. Of course, you could leave out the bourbon since you can't even taste it anyway. Kind of defeats the purpose, huh?

[sleighte]

you goddamn inbred whore bitch what have you done

[unabonger777]

the sickening music actually goes well with this drink

[Snilwarnod]

The mint juleps of the world should sue for defamation. Nasty.

[fliving70]

She forgot to garnish this abomination with a soiled square of toilet paper.

[unabonger777]

@fliving70 i was going to say a fresh turd

[Temperdgrump]

WTF?! So many things where added to that whiskey that I think woodford lost its reserve. So sad...what a waste.

[lhuegel1]

Y'know, woodford reserve isn't bad bourbon. but THIS IS NOT A MINT JULEP. This is a bourbon mojito at best. This is horrible. Please, someone hand this idiot a bartender's bible and re-educate her on the proper contents of a mint julep.

[joffeloff]

@lhuegel1 If only. If someone made a Mojito with rose's lime juice, sprite and sour mix they would hopefully get as much scorn as in this case.

[hiota45]

She amazingly managed to take a drink consisting of four ingredients (bourbon, mint, ice, and sugar) and comes up with a 20 ingredient moron soup.

[totalmalfunction]

limes, sour, shake, i mean WTF?!?!

[pricey151]

I cried - 'Nuff said.

[DancingSpiderman]

YOU DON'T NO DAMN LIMES IN A MINT JULEP !!!

WTF

[shipit19]

Someone should find the witch who made this "drink" and show her these comments.

[icantfindanamex86]

As someone below drinking age, that looks fucking vile

[DancingSpiderman]

@icantfindanamex86 yeah i gree. lloks like weewee water

[CDMVette]

@icantfindanamex86 Go watch the Chris McMillian video, that's how you make a PROPER mint julep.

[dayknowsalchemy]

This is a travesty. I don't even like woodford reserve, but even THEY don't deserve this kind of horrible PR.

[pmfernandez]

@dayknowsalchemy I'm surprised the Woodford folks haven't demanded to take this vid down. I mean look at the lopsided dislikes-to-likes on this thing. That has to be some sort of record...

[mixology01]

I know many nightclubs that know exactly how to make a mInt Julep, I know of lots of very commercial venues who know how to make a mint julep. Hell, I know country pubs that can make a mint juelp... Horrific video, I cannot concieve how Woodford reserve have not put a stop to it.

[loganp1211]

To think the Kentucky derby has been making them wrong for years.. I mean this is EXACTLY how it should be.. This was a test, she failed..

[bbdanigrace]

what an embarrassment to drink-making!

[o0smokingmonk0o]

1:05 DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR SPRITE, GUYS

[IXIBathoryIXI]

I don't even drink and that looks so fucking horrible. A mint julep is a fucking classy drink. "Add some sprite". I'm sure thats what they did in the 19th century. You wanna see a classy man mix a Mint Julep, watch Chris McMillan's video. Now that's a man with class.

[ChrisWSchmidt]

I would like to go to this bar and order this drink, just so I could throw it in her face and tell her to send the bartender around.

[katfive]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO WOODFORD RESERVE? 

[TheFuglyStik]

This is why you never order mixed drinks in a commercial venue. Watered down, bullshit mixes, and insane markups are all you'll get.

 If you want to enjoy a good mixed drink, make it yourself. If you want to get drunk, a $5 bottle of vodka and your mixer of choice will do you. If you want to waste money in front of a relatively attractive woman like her, go get a lap dance, but shower afterwards.

[CallmeTHEwizard]

Looks like pond water. Ew.

[lolholocaust]

thats not a drink thats a fucking salad

[TeeheeRuler]

What the fuck is with the 20 slices of lime?!

[altdiddy]

I'm pretty sure Woodford Reserve needs to sue this woman for ruining a Mint Julep. HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!

[jannecechmanek]

I love the confidence she has when she's done making the drink, totally unaware of the overwhelmingly negative response this will receive.

[benonthetube]

What is wrong with these people that this video is still online?

[HolyCrispyCrap2]

This isn't even CLOSE to a mint julip! What the christ is this egregious bullshit.

[gulstaf]

Lime Cordial, Sour Mix, Sprite...just the thought makes me feel ill. Jay Gatsby didn't drink mint juleps this way, neither should anyone else. It's blasphemy.

[LeapinAbys]

The result: Something that looks like a mid to late 1800's cure-all.

[princesscitric]

they probably charge $18 for that drink.

[otterpops85]

vile swill

[otterpops85]

vile swill

[forman1200]

LMAO WTF IS GOIN ON

[kelath5555]

Sprite? SPRITE?!

[KevinHeaven9]

lol, I'm 17 and I know that this is terrible.... Was that even a shot of bourbon?

[Passitivity]

don't even bother commenting on this video, just go here and watch chris mcmillian put this sad mint julep to shame: youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z­8

[CamButler]

That's not a highball... wtf

[particle409]

I like Chardonnay + Red Bull. I call it a terrible drink, much like the abomination shown in the video.

[YouPrick]

Why would anyone want to fuck up Woodford Reserve with all that other shit?

[Zjwrsa]

Sprite really doesn't go in a Mint Julep. And that bartender has a great rack, but she's terrible... that was some half-assed muddling, terrible shaking, and didn't even look confident handling the bottle. Weak.



[rudendrunk]

@Zjwrsa Err.. from what I know mint juleps don't have lime, lime juice cordial or sour mix. so muddling shouldn't even be a comment really. No.. just watch Chris McMillian's video. Oh hell. this is like a bourbon mojito! but worse.

[norris667]

Put a Sprig of Mint between those tits, then I may order another drink

[tontocorazon]

Yeah those tits are nice.

[CaptainNensho]

tits and shit for brains. this is not a mint julep.

[Mikhailov]

This chick is a successful bartender due to the tits, definitely not due any idea of how to make a decent mixed drink.

[ChainsawGutsfuck2]

I almost had a heart attack laughing at this and the comments

[9AtNight]

I don't drink, so I'm confused as to why this is apparently the anti-christ of alcoholic beverages. Could someone with more knowledge enlighten me, please?

[tippys]

@9AtNight the drink is not even CLOSE to being a woodford reserve mint julep. at all.

[9AtNight]

@tippys Ah, I see. Thanks!

[chrisk597]

I've seen vomit in a glass that looks better, nice tits though. I guess the fact this chick gets a shit ton of tips makes her think shes gods gift to drink making.

[casvaldeikun23]

The hell is this?

[toasterbot]

This was the best take they could get sweet jesus.

[PopeSlyph]

What the fuck?

[RiseofMarine]

This would have turned out better if they had used Jack Daniels'

in a glass, no ice or other ingredients

Good stuff.

[Drmofothegreat]

@RiseofMarine

while true when going for bottomshelf whiskey ice is good.

hey, i'm poor...

[genxor]

god damn. all that effort when you could just piss into a glass and get something better tasting than this?

[TheB3e3]

If you ordered a julep on Derby Day and got this, it would be justifiable homicide. What sort of abortion is this?

"It's like a mojito, made with bourbon!" No, it isn't. At all.

[ChrisTheGregory]

Boobs.

[coverdirector]

Poor woman has NO idea what drink she's making. On the other hand, her ta-tas are doing a lovely job of making the point for her...

[Zyworski]

I make my mint juleps completely different. I take 1-2 cups of sugar and just enough water to dissolve it. Then I add mint and slowly boil untul the sugar becomes a minty syrup and just glob on a spoonful over shaved ice and then pout bourbon over that. No lime juice, no sweet and sour, just mint sugar syrup and bourbon. corn syrup is for those too lazy to do all the work of making the syrup the night before.

[MoopireXXX]

@Zyworski yea, that's completely different because your recipe is correct. simple syrup, mint, and bourbon makes a julep. the fact that you don't muddle the mint and boil it into the syrup instead is splitting hairs compared to the abomination in the video.

[Zyworski]

@MoopireXXX Abomination, yeah that's the word I was looking for. I remember coming away from this video scratching my head.

[RaptorFag]

what is this madness? Please tell me this is some kind of ironic "how not to mix drinks" TV show?

[CCP2]

I wanna know where she got that palm tree sized sprig of mint.

[marredsun]

She... she doesn't know does she? You guys...I don't think she knows exactly how much she's killing everything good in the world by doing this. She just...doesn't know. Somebody should really tell her.

[kingsaturnine]

If I ever ordered a mint julep and got that, I'd sure as hell complain to management about the crap bartender. If I ordered some frou-frou pre-fab nastiness with a name like...super lime chunk awesomest mint bourbon spalsh and got that, I would not complain to management.

[ThomasLangable]

I count 12 big mistakes... my favourite position is where she uses the term "pour it into a highball" and just piss it down from one glass to another...

This and other videos of this type are the reason for the bad bartender around the world. everybody thinks he's able to make great cocktails but no one knows what it's all about...

[georgeBUSHrules1]

Not even a mint julip.  Silver cup. No sweet and sour. No lime at all no sprite (WTF). And my bourbon. But nice tits

[realevan]

This woman is a criminal, and she has murdered that drink. Give her the death penalty.

[scotchrks]

Da hell was THAT??? Limes?? SPRITE??? LOL she forgot the lollipops, and tacky umbrella before the wilted mint sprig! But I did love her size D julep cups

[SweetLeilani100]

I don't know what this drink is, but it is NOT a Mint Julep.

[mac5q]

only in miami would something like this pass as a mint julep. she just pissed away five dollars of woodford reserve.

[mygoatisdead]

I would agree to try her mint julep, but only if she let me lick it off her boobs.

[mmaier2112]

@mygoatisdead NOT EVEN THEN. That's one revolting drink recipe right there.

My mint juleps are probably way too sweet, but I'm sure they're light years ahead of this garbage.

[8483223]

hahahaha I can't stop laughing. It's like watching a child try to cook waffles or something.

[QBarStar]

I love this clip.

Always makes me laugh.

Have you seen her 'Woodford Reserve Apple Martini' and her 'Knob Creek Sidecar'.

Awesome.

Do these brands endorse this affiliation?

I'm pretty sure they could sue for misrepresentstion.

If I go to Hell I can guarantee this inept in-bred bitch whore will be butchering my drinks for all eternity.

I'd love to ask her for a Hemingway just to see what happens.

I hope she fucks better than she mixes, but I somehow doubt it.

[DrTatterdemalion]

@QBarStar You know, despite one's ability (or inability) to mix drinks, I don't think calling someone an in-bred bitch whore, and then speculating about her sexual prowess is ever appropriate. In fact, I think it's rather sexist, and you should refrain from saying things like that in the future.

[BEARCRAB]

Her muddling reminds me of the end passage of 1984.

[CanuckErrant]

@BEARCRAB ..."He loved Big Brother."?

[BEARCRAB]

@CanuckErrant I was thinking of the stamping on a human face forever part

[CanuckErrant]

@BEARCRAB Fair enough. Though the bit about crying tears of gin might apply too.

[BurningMonkel]

This is a joke, right?

[inaniloquent]

What vocational school did this lady drop out of before she realized "work is hard" and decided to throw shit in a cup and call herself a bartender?

[Baemis]

Here, have a drink of all this garbage I put together. Also, boobs!

[TheSlowestZombie]

I think you have this drink mistaken for it's cousin the Hairlip

[RabbitfulGoon]

rotfl. Is this serious? That looks revolting.

[Haddcore]

This is like making a PBJ sandwich with ketchup and tar. Then running it through a mixer and shaping it like a banana.

[BEARCRAB]

She even pronounces it dumb.

[oefel]

I dont even... what just... ah fuckit :(

[paradigmblue]

worst. julep. ever.

[BEARCRAB]

What is this

WHAT IS THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

[boxpilot]

i've never had a mint julep, but i'm pretty sure my face isn't meant to contort with disgust when i look at one

[Psychromorbidus]

SPRITE? Seriously?!

[LastDiary88]

WTF :D This isnt a real Mint Julep

[MrJoshdurr]

WTF is this

[liquidblues]

If she served this from between those great breasts I would still not drink this.

[job1206]

@ liquidblues - I'm still laughing. And agreeing.

[fetymann]

@liquidblues Maybe if I could suck this concoction out of her tits I'd like it.

[hobowithashotgun48]

@liquidblues If there's booze in it I'll drink it, the tits would just be a bonus. Stop being such a snob.

[uleh101]

haha this is funny

[slapahapadappy]

She also uses the muddle upside down. What an idiot. People like her give us REAL bartenders a bad name.

[RAWKLOBSTAR]

if I ordered a julep and somebody brought me that, I wouldn't pay for it.

[thelarkascend1ng]

what the fuck?

[icebluedevelopment]

What... WTF was that!!!!!! I am lost for words but now my head hurts and I feel dumber about being a bartender.

[Hemerlin]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry....

[drupain]

Not even close!

This *@#$ is a joke.

[aj1218]

That was fucking awful

Correct Way

Glass: Highball, or Julep Cup

5 Sprigs of mint leaves

.5 to 1 oz simple syrup

Muddle Gently

Add 2.5 oz Bourban

Fill with Crushed Ice

Garnish with a sprig of mint

[bolch88bb8]

Its really annoying when these pretty bitches with big tits get cool gigs like this and fuck up recipies.

As a professional bartender and person who loves to drink, i would never in my life order cocktails from people like this lady.

I would buy her a few so i could get in her pants but thats about it....

[DrTatterdemalion]

@bolch88bb8 Ignoring the matter of equating female bartenders with bitches, if you think giving women alcohol in order to have sex with them is a good idea, then you should probably reevaluate yourself as a person.

[WildBillTurkey]

Reviewing quickly, I count 10 things so wrong with this that it should never have happened. I'm sure I'd see more horrible, unforgivable mistakes if I could stand to watch it again. It even LOOKS disgusting.

[coreytree]

I can absolutely not believe this. With all the crap she put in it, I'm surprised there was room for bourbon and mint. I can't believe it. This is why I make my own drinks. Too many bars and uneducated bartenders can mess up a glass of water. Dale DeGroff preserve us.

[FormerlyFlightsuit]

How to make a better mint julep than this one:

Pee in a cup.

Add bourbon and sprig of mint.

Enjoy.

[erick5150tube]

WTF It's f...ing Miami!

How bout you just use old crow or jim bean for god sakes!!! oH SHIT SPRITE! RATHER JUST SHOOT MYSELF!

[Gouvernator1983]

no limes

no limejuice

no sweetnsour

too mutch sprite

no sprite

no shaking

too less mint

wrong glas

omfg worst julep ever

[bigbagofreeses]

Okay so obviously this isn't a mint julep. But has anybody made it? Maybe it's delicious.

Don't forget to add your Sprite!

[MrSazerac]

This is disgusting. It's so wrong that new words denoting exponential levels of wrong need to be invented.

You don't know anything about making drinks.

[pitts40]

That is not a mint Julep.  Not even a good knock-off!

[drandmrstoten]

Can't access this video. I guess they got the message that their recipe is wrong...just wrong.

[tofu5miso]

Take limes and sugar, then add Rose's (which is lime juice and high fructose corn syrup) and then also sour mix (which is lime juice and high fructose corn syrup and day-glo food coloring), add bourbon (make sure to use Woodford Reserve, because it's got that woody, spicy, floral character) and mint and then add some Sprite (which is lime flavor, HFCS and soda).

OR, you could mix Popov vodka and Mountain Dew in a red plastic cup, then add a pea-sized amount of toothpaste. It's so wrong

[Nate2O]

hahahaha best thing I've read all month

[spookyelectric01]

I don't know what that is, but it's not a Mint Julep, and I wouldn't drink it.

[SloreTactician]

go back to making jagerbombs

[joeraybray]

This is an incorrect recipe.

[OzPricey]

postmix... yukky

[omad84]

this is so wrong...that poor drink...my god.

FUCK YOU DRINKSTV EXPERTVILAGE AND ALL YOU CUNTS

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF NO NOTHING CUNTS

hear that?

CUNTS!

[imdubdub]

step one, buy a cocktail book

[johnniesworld]

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

UNBELIEVABLE!! I thgought things couldn't get any worse than Jack T, but I was wrong!

[MyTCsy]

Eeeeeeeew. A julep only calls for simple syrup, mint, bourbon, and crushed ice. This ain't no julep.

[blary54]

Yeah this is very wrong.

A mint julep is mint and sugar...then bourbon and ice.

Sprite? Lime? What a waste of great whiskey.

[MissKae22]

Um...., no.

Bad bimbette. No shift shot for you.

[xXAntsonXx]

wtf, no citrus in a mint julep

[Finnzmama]

I cant believe she called it a bad boy.

[26095]

Oh, I believe it...

[26095]

Oh my Christing Christ.

WTF was that??

Does anyone at Woodford Reserve have a shred of pride? How about knowledge?

Man... that just hurt to watch.

[Sandbagger300]

What's with the lime and sprite? how bout a little more crushed ice! OMG a Woodford Reserve butcher job!

[arglebarglefoofara]

This is SO WRONG... good lord I may not be from the South, but lord I know my bourbon and this was a CRIME!

[26095]

"Don't forget to add your Sprite®..."

[madspeed]

Even her tits can't fix the damage

[lightinbone]

They both look quite tasty.

[Cocktailwelten]

terribel

...like all cocktails from drinkstv

[weizenheimer1226]

ive never had a mint julep, although i think i know how to make one if i had to... i watched this video and doubted myself. but after reading the comments its clear that my intuition is correct. thankyou all for reassuring me.

p.s. i just threw up a little bit in my mouth when i watched this video.

[beerluvva]

any body else get forced back into their chair with laughter resulting in a stitch?

far out.

unfathomable.

incomprehensible.

just completely horrible.

brooks night club? what a waste of woodford reserve!

[julep07]

oh god I hope Chris Morris never see's this...

Woodford Reserve is the king of Bourbon ! not some prissy little beverage mixed in with what was behind the bar when the camera started rolling....

[MrSazerac]

If this were ever served to me, it would be sent back immediately. It'd be like ordering a classic French omelette and getting an Egg Hot Pocket instead.

[melzets84]

dis-gust-ing

[redvanguard]

!? This aint no Julep little lady... this some kinda yankee boy potion?!...

sour mix? limes? lime cordiel? Boston shake? sprite?!?! didnt know they had sprite in the 1806.

[braddavistube]

what all of the previous comments said.

i had a discussion with my dad a while back about being a bartender. he said tits get tips, i said that's true, but i get return business spending more and more. this woman probably has plenty of regulars, who all order beer now.

[ParadeRainer]

AND SPRITE!? AHAHAHAHA.

[ParadeRainer]

Limes!? LOL!

[markfleser]

Are you people stupid? That is not a mint julep.

[ccjmck]

what a crime

[davefleish]

um... yeah that's not a mint julep.

[Bigwigs]

Holy s*** !! This woman should not be allowed behind a bar. I think she should bec arefully if she ever visits Kentucky. Might get lynched or something