Evolution is stupid and fake!

[Carlosbby17]

Fuck u stupid athiest u morons I FUKKN HATE ATHIEST IM GO ON A RAMPAGE ON THEIR BITCHASSES FUCK ATHIEST!!!!!!!

[MrSitemaster2]

@JesusDudeGuy C'mon dawg, even the Catholic church accepts evolution, with the addition that it was a process designed and guided by God.

[ndzoko]

If evolution is stupid why do the great majority of Christian scientists endorse evolution ? May be the guy who made this video is stupid !!

[jpeeke5]

Hilarious

[Blasthood]

One of the best trolls around, kudos to you XD

[mobiledui]

notice that most people who believe that this was a real video are the athiests....count the responses and use your deductive reasoning to figure what side they are on, lol. And christians are the dumb ones? lol

[mobiledui]

this is obviously an athiest that made this video! lol

[hero1112007]

hmmm....100 years ago?? get your facts right -atheist

[hero1112007]

is this fake?

[DarkAngelOfTorture]

@hero1112007 yup.. this guy is the best troll ever

[LongJohnOlsen]

"This is a Christian nation, not a scientific mumbojumbo..."

THAT'S RIGHT!! THE BIBLE TOLD US HOW WE BUILD NUCLEAR WEAPONS, HOW NUCLEAR FUSION WORKS, HOW ROCKETS WORKS, HOW GRAVITY WORKS, NOT SCIENCE, THE BIBLE TOLD US THAT!!! WE BELIEVE IN GOD!!! NOT SCIENCE!!!

[zjhost]

Dis a troll ;d? Lololololololol

[thefreshnik]

a 100 years ago we where fish..... semes legit :/

[Countryboy27ish]

hahaha wow i didnt kno i worship the devil? someone who lives in the earth andd hmmmmm GOD? lives in the sky?? lil far fetch... evolutioin takes millions of years dumbass... jesus is your mom and dad?? how does that work?

[JasseFfer]

If this is a joke, it's pretty funny.. If this is for real.... man should read other books than the bible.. Because I'm pretty shure my great-grandfather wasn't a fish

[ButterOnCorn]

is this a joke?

[ASquared007]

A hundred years ago, we were fish... LMFAO!!!

[jaackaas]

OMFG this is funny. Evolutionists are devils worshippers!

[kelco93]

It's not clear to me whether this video is a clumsy attempt to ridicule the stupidity of creationists, a horribly failed attempt to discredit the theory of evolution or an almost perfect - to the point of genius - attempt at proving, by demonstration, Poe's Law.

My charitable side says it's the latter - congratulations on a Stirling job!

[MrSarcasticFringe]

@kelco93 If this is real, it's AMAZING, if this is fake it's equally AMAZING. Either way I'm very happy.

[MrSarcasticFringe]

@MrSarcasticFringe Pretty certain it's a joke. If not, I should be more worried than I already am.



[Jayreisa]

I wish I could edit my previous comment; there is far more wrong with this idiots babbling than his thoughts of humans coming from monkeys. 

[Jayreisa]

We didn't evolve from monkeys. Monkeys and humans evolved from a similar ancestor.

[ddbb1233]

@Jayreisa ah... no we are actually a direct ancestor of chimpanzees... so if you consider them not monkeys... then your right.

[Jayreisa]

@ddbb1233

Actually you're still wrong.

We're closer to chimpanzees or apes than we are to monkeys (so I was slightly inaccurate.) but that's not because we evolved from them. We share a common ancestor. When this ancestor evolved it just diverged into chimps/apes and humans. I don't know where you get your information from.

[Jayreisa]

@ddbb1233

Also, chimpanzees are not monkeys. I don't consider them not to be. They're just not.

[87idk]

obvious troll is obvious -_- and is a total dumbass

[RebelWrestler45]

Crappy country accent; 3/10 on the satire.

[plaiterentire]

god bless you dude , Fuck the evoloution!

[animaljp3]

@plaiterentire ever heard of fish amphibian, tiktalic?

[Pablogj444]

@JesusDudeGuy I have a question. Did you go to school?

[JulzRulz1901]

I love poes.... They're awesome!!!!!!

[DBETheBest]

@DBETheBest *know not now at the beginning my bad

[DBETheBest]

Now I now everybody has thier own beliefs and everybody has the right to voice their opinions and beliefs but can we do it without slandering Christians and creationists and evolutionists. Let's just respect peoples beliefs ad this world would be a wayy better place

[gvman3670]

@DBETheBest It can't be a better place if people are just left to believe a bunch of bullshit, like fairies, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns and gods. Fortunately, we don't live by the rules in the Bible or Koran. We'd still be in the Bronze Age. LOL

The only thing that would make the world a better place is for people to quit being deluded by religious nonsense. Everyone would get along a whole lot better.

[animaljp3]

@gvman3670 athiesm is beliveing something can come from nothing.

[gvman3670]

@animaljp3 WRONG!! The theory never mentions anything coming from nothing. In fact, evolution has NOTHING to do with life's origins, only population mechanics and speciation. It's also an irrefutable fact that it's happened. Abiogenesis is what deals with how it started, but that is also pointing to a natural source for life's beginning.

Only Christians believe that anything whatsoever came from nothing. Some god just magicked everything. Why would YOU believe that? It's stupid.

[animaljp3]

@gvman3670 I KNOW THIS i am talking about ATHEISM not evolution.

[gvman3670]

@animaljp3 What's wrong with not believing in something that has not a shred of evidence? You don't believe in every damned thing someone tells you, do you? Don't you only believe things that have evidence to support it?

All atheism is is the rejection of a claim of the existence of a god. Once theists can show some evidence there won't be any more atheists, right? So get crackin'!! LOL

[animaljp3]

@gvman3670 all evidence goes AGAINST creationism. 1 evidence, little bit. The bible was written thousands of years apart and never contradicts itself. and every prophesy came true.

[DBETheBest]

@badwolf830 Accually it is a theory. Science is made on observations and no one was there to observe the making of the universe therefore nothing/nobody can really tell the origin of the universe. No observation = no scientific fact so u are wrong my friend

[WalleWildberrie]

This guy is friggin hilarious!

[dimaria3721]

XD Another cristian ridiculous

[Latvian4ever]

Best troll ever

[SirJNicolas]

Trolling.

[Uranium1972]

he's practikly saying everything a christian would say and eitherway christians get but hurted cuz even they know how fucked up they sound talking about creationism

[barnsleytom]

we were never monkeys... just decided to tell everyone even though this is hopefully a spoof

[elchapetas]

this is obviously trolling

[whiteliketar]

another atheist retard trying to mock christians. pathetic

[Bradguy123]

In the beginning, we were all fish, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made a retard frog-squirrel, and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt s

[MrVazzyfresh]

You need an education stupid

[jessethevlogger]

a hundred years ago everyone was monkies? try a few MILLION years ago

[infirnityISnothing]

GO TO SCHOOL.  small changes happen over long period. EVOLUTION IS FAKE, LET'S BELIVE IN A MAGICAL GUY. oh plz don't threaten me wit something that doesn't exists, cuz ill get scared.

[callumdiggle]

oh dear. let me just put this in to perspective for you see the arrow that says person lets go to the stick figure behind it called (cromagna man) his kind when he was around was 35,000 years old not a few years old now stick man number 4 judging by his posture and hight , he was probbably around 2.3 million years ago not "a few years"

[spyfreakm16]

one small question for you, in the begining god created the heavens and earth as well as man: When god created a man and a woman, they were both white, so how did we end up with up with all these different skin toned people? And don't tell me that a god just started mixing things up because if that were true, than we would have Africans (black- toned) birthing Europeans (White- toned) without any genetic relation whatsoever. Face it! If creation really was true, than we'd all be white.

[TheHigherVoltage]

@spyfreakm16 If you check out the Asian picture versions of Genesis, Adam and Eve are Asian. If you check out the African picture version of Genesis, Adam and Eve are Black. It's funny how the cult changes whatever they have to to sell their bullshit.

[spyfreakm16]

@TheHigherVoltage lolz

[dredoc1]

LMFAO!! Loved it!

[bodhidharma78]

you are funny

[HollowEthan]

I love the way how this guy is pretending to be a total retard.

[RandomYetEpic]

classic!! haha

[carel7771]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, love this!!!!

[messpolish]

Not sure if trolling or really really stupid xD

I think you're just trolling

[bodhidharma78]

@messpolish reddit

[messpolish]

@bodhidharma78 reddit? what is reddit?

[bodhidharma78]

@messpolish it's a websitr. anyways, it has a fry meme...ar you using the fry meme? "not sure if...or..."

[salehx27]

god is one

not three stuff

juses just like muhammed - noah-mosis -

just a massenger

[Clint945]

lol i love this.

You're so funny, you should do more of these, you got the ignorance and anger spot on.

Even the accent is brilliant.

[phenomenon91]

8/10

[badwolf830]

There is no more theory of evolution than there is theory of gravity. It happened deal with it.

[rudemood2011]

You sound you're high on crack. Evolution is a proven scientific fact. Deal with it

[CarlSagan6]

Love this

[Rwsdude367]

Actually, 100 years ago, it was 1911, im sure we were still humans 100 years ago.

[hm149]

I hope this is a troll video, otherwise I'll have to point out all of the flaws starting with: have you ever opened a book other than the bible?

[ThekLiMpF]

@MrCmon113 Hm ja... könnte vl daran liegen, dass ich Österreicher bin^^

[Ninterd2]

Worm -> Cocoon -> Butterfly

Thank you, come again.

[0justarandomguy0]

I love how this guy is trolling christians lol

[imreadydoctor]

hahaha, troll! but, a funny-ass troll

[EditorAwesome]

"Please don't go spreading hate, and saying derogatory things such as burn in hell. I live in harmony with religious and non religious people alike and I never judge someone by their religion. It is people like you that must say they are right because and everyone else is wrong which cause 99% of the worlds problems . I hope you realize by making this video you spread hate, widened the segregation of religious and non religious people and have made yourself seem like an idiot.

Peace

[ThekLiMpF]

if you believe in evolution which means you dont believe in god, you also dont believe in satan so what youre saying makes absolutely no sense

[MrCmon113]

@ThekLiMpF The biological regularity of evolution is nothing to do with religion. Realizing that there is an evolution of species doesn't mean not to believe in any god or devil.

[ThekLiMpF]

@MrCmon113 well for the most people believing in evolution does mean you dont believe in god

[MrCmon113]

@ThekLiMpF Not here in Germany O_o and I can't believe that it's like this in the USA.

[ThekLiMpF]

@MrCmon113 ah du bist aus deutschland? :D

[MrCmon113]

@ThekLiMpF Ja und du scheinst Deutsch zu sprechen.^_^

[ThekLiMpF]

HAHAHAHA you have to be retarded

[RomanHistoryNut]

This has to be satire 

[fenix144]

are you a troll?

[ObsidianAge]

God is the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

The Son is not the Father (John 8:16)

The Father is not the Holy Spirit (John 14:26)

The Holy Spirit is not the Son (Acts 10:38)

The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.

[HomleandSecurity]

@ObsidianAge Evolution is a ridiculous joke on humanity that can be traced back to the Communists, union thugs, Darwinists and Muslims. Without this scum humanity would know the Truth and accept Jesus and Our Sarah as our saviors.

[MrCmon113]

@ObsidianAge You forgot one important thing: the snake got legs. And yes - you shouldn't take things literal.^_^

[Yobigdiddy]

Not 100 years ago..how about a millions of years. Evolition takes millions of years. Get your facts straight. If you dont believe in god, you dont believe in satan. Someone shoot this guy. Please.

[Yobigdiddy]

If you believe in the bible like this....cause you're a dumbass :)

[matthewmartinx]

Yeah because a sky-daddy making everyone makes more sense. Idiot!

[djay00009]

Evolution is the most laughable thing i have ever heard . I know The bible says that Adam and Eve created us , And god made Humans . God just kept Fossils to puzzle us ,In fact it is just a conspiracy of Atheists . All of you burn in hell .

Fuck all Atheists .

The Earth is Flat and the Sun is a lamp . God said so and he made the Earth appear round just t confuse you Atheist . But the truth is in the bible .

[matthewmartinx]

@djay00009 - typical religion, believe me or you'll go to hell.

[djay00009]

@matthewmartinx So i get it , i managed to make a good satire comment ?

[firerabbitful]

@djay00009 Yeah, after that Eve and Adam had an intecourse, they had 4 children, and the children had sex with each other to have other kids , wait ..................

[nitroglyph]

It's actually quite clear that he is making fun of those mega christians out there who are so religious, they refuse to believe in any science at all. No matter how much evidence there is. HES JOKING so stop freaking out everyone. I for one, thought it was quite hilarious. Good job bro.

[ghillncws]

@nitroglyph yeah its fucking hilarious!!

[LeeviON]

Hahaha.. you actually are an idiot.

It happened on a LITTLE longer scale than "like.. 2 seconds" *with your idiotic voice*

[JungleJargon]

Objects and forces do not order anything. Mutations also order nothing.

watch?v=HoKVVYJ8KJM

[michellebteeheehee]

poes law......

i can't tell D:

[DippinDots121]

"hope u burn in hell"

[kalajel]

Yeah, when dealing with religion satyre can be hard to detect hmm?

[fbonnefoy91]

The people who don't see that this guy is being sarcastic are the real monkeys.

[MrRichardQED]

@fbonnefoy91 Hey watch the banana guy (banana, the atheist nightmare) or the peanut butter guy(peanut butter, the atheist nightmare. Both are also absolute rodiculous and absurd, and if you see them you cant believe they are for real, BUT THEY ARE ! They really mean every word they say serious, not satirical. Once reality has become more absurd then any satire or at least as absurd. its impossible to allways detect satire !

[MythicMalicious]

LOL we were never monkeys and please multiply 100 years times a million, that estimate will be a close enough. (during that time monkeys weren't monkeys)

[trecool212]

you're either retarded, or you just suck at being sarcastic.

[bornagainunbeliever]

The idea of fish evolving legs over a few million years is more believable than invisible men and talking snakes and mules, bro. And based on the BS you're talking, it's no big stretch to believe we descended from apes either :-)

I just hope we don't have to wait another couple hundred years before they develop medication to treat religious sickos like you.

[LaurieTombRaiderFan]

well i think you are an idiot. evolution is very real. ever hear about the Iceman? EVER SEEN HOW ALIKE WE ARE TO CHIMPS?

[putzthewondersloth]

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

[FieryFoxGirl]

A couple hundred years ago? Are you f*cking kidding me. Three hundred years ago we didn't exist? Da faqqqq!?

[mcchapelle]

haha.. i hope to christ you're joking....

[JonesArmandoHoward]

Monkey Satan had beats up Monkey Jesus in street-fighter and we grew legs in two seconds, and then you-tube was invented and somewhere in there crack cocaine was invented, disco,rice cookers, braille, poof the dinosaur and its baby's...

then dinosaur Jesus, fish Jesus the sea pope, than I think there was black Jesus and then he got shot in a car in L.A....

Satan started wearing fishnet stockings and making porn, then I think the bible was written, all this happened in 1978 an then I was born...

[JonesArmandoHoward]

@JonesArmandoHoward

I said had beats monkey jesus made me do that and I think poof the dinosaurs baby's did also...

[omggggggggify]

troll video, thanks for converting more Christians to Atheists since 1990

[Bfdidc]

Satire, but Poe's Law does make it hard to tell sometimes.

[crazy3d]

is this homer simpson talking?

[CapedBanana]

What? Is this guy joking right?

[timdnwd]

You couldn't explain shit. This maybe satire, if that is the case this video is incredibly funny... The sad thing is that people will absolutely believe this clip.What a sad nation is america.

[breakfastMcgull]

yes,i believe in evolution; I'm going to rot in hell,even though i never committed sin

ohh,but Christians executed millions of people through history,but a simple bless will get you to the gates of heaven

[eboy991]

Not a hundred years ago you stupid hill billy!!! Try more like 100 million + years ago. More than a hundred years ago the term was coined!!!

[Veilanof]

hey, dude, i really love your videos. Keep em up!

[Mcquiz91]

stop making those videos TROLL

[DarkLight544]

please tell me this is satire. because if not, this guys ignorence towards wat evolution acc is is hilarious and his intolerence is that of which could only be macthed by a typical gun weilding pissed off american redneck

[NewYorkMami4u]

Lmao. This dude is a retard! I couldn't help but laugh through this whole video!

[tomerlivechen]

ignorance reigns supreme in your mind

[WeirdD1986]

i like his redneck Texas accent its so cute =)

[nospaceftw]

Hillarious X P.

[cotton9386]

ITS A GOOD THING BREATHING AND THE BEATING OF YOUR HEART ARE AUTOMATIC FUNCTIONS OF YOUR BRAIN BECAUSE YOUR TOO STUPID TO HANDLE THEM ON YOUR OWN JESUS FREAK. JIM, A PROUD ATHEIST

[lfresearch]

What nonsense...

[DrMoRoZz]

trollollo!

he is great!

[TMeerkat8]

please somone tell me this is a joke. if this is serious this guy may just be the stuipidist person alive. a few hundred years ago we were monkeys? 2 mistakes there. we didnt evolove from monkeys and it wasnt a few hundred years ago.

[DrMoRoZz]

@TMeerkat8

man, he is just trolling =)

[TMeerkat8]

@DrMoRoZz thanks

[TMeerkat8]

this is a satire right?

[sambo1455]

@Nmogent123, there is a very small chance that an IPod could materialise in my hand, but it's such a small chance it's not worth considering, and also if the devil wants us to be bad, surely he would make hell a nice place, like a big stove fire in the middle. Why would he make hell bad, he wants people to believe in him not god so he will try to persuade people by making hell a nice place!!! Also, I don't believe in a God that you can pray to, I think that a God may have made the world though!

[JungleJargon]

@Rooker2012 The function of hydrogen proves that we have a Maker who is our only Savior.

[YJTFS]

just to tell you that evolution is fake.... and you guys will say omfg... your retarded! stupid Christians! But no... we have the answer.... If you are a Christian... you know the almost every answer. IF you are not christians. You guys are stupid! Think about it... humans are from monkeys and monkeys are from the fish and the fishes are from the cell and micro organism! But!!!!! HOW DID THE ORAGANISM CREATED\!!!! And HOW DID CELL WALL AND ALL THE ELEMENTS CREATED!

[IamSomeguy112]

@YJTFS You dumb ignorant waste of oxygen, go to school instead of church.

[YJTFS]

@IamSomeguy112 we learn this at school too man

[IamSomeguy112]

@YJTFS Then there are four options on why you don't know how the first organisms came to be

1) You're just dumb

2) The teachers haven't taught this to you

3) The teacher is incompetent

4) You're still too young to be learning these things, if I remember correctly should be the first year of highschool.

[YJTFS]

@IamSomeguy112 anyways i have a question then... where did the universe created? and the earth?

[IamSomeguy112]

@YJTFS The creation of organisms, theory of evolution, creation of the universe are completely different topics. The theory of evolution states nothing about creation and those 3 topics above are way too long to discuss in this box. /watch?v=7ImvlS8PLIo&feature=c­hannel_video_title - for the creation of universe

and this for the fact of evolution (if a theory has enough evidence and no condradicting evidence its considered a fact) /watch?v=w1m4mATYoig&feature=r­elmfu

[JungleJargon]

@Rooker2012 You wish.

[JungleJargon]

@Rooker2012 Be careful of wanting to get rid of the devil because some of us could still be a devil. That would mean that everyone who is bad would have to go to hell right now.

The definition of bad is when someone is not able to say that only our Maker is able to be our Savior because there is no one else who can do anything for us.

[JungleJargon]

@Rooker2012 The Maker of the function that hydrogen has inside of us is the Maker of all matter consisting of hydrogen and derivatives and the Maker of all matter is not made of matter that He made all by Himself and there is no evidence of any other maker. (repeat 1,000 times to be sure to understand the logic)

[ComradeAlpharius]

Someone get this man a Nobel Prize!

[DaFleegsta]

it's an obvious parody.. it's always so hard to tell cuz a lot of creationists really sound like this

i bet most the thumbs up are from creationists who dont realize this is a mockery of them

[EVonTV11]

Please tell me this guy is a troll. Wait, probably not. Its sad, but so many christians I've met do the same exact thing as this guy: pretend they know what they're talking about. Its funny because when science disproves the bible, we quote the bible word for word; when christians try to disprove evolution, they make stuff up and end up making asses of themselves. It works to brainwash the stupid, native people though. You have to know what you're not believing in order to disprove it.

[chrisredfiud]

@EVonTV11 relax, he's just trolling

[ButItSureIsFun6949]

@jutoman83

Another twisted lunatic who wants to get witch burning started again, I see.

Look stupid, Atheists don't believe in God OR the devil. The devil is a deity, atheism means no deities. And atheists are not against God, they're against people like you for making baseless claims. No need to start having people tortured and burned alive again, just take your meds.

[chunkyboy100]

very funny.....maybe a minute too long if im being picky....

[WeirdD1986]

@jutoman83

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­a "God of the Bible" what even you theist believe in multiGods ?

i mean if there is God of the Bible there must be God of the people, God of the animals etc......... learn how to express your self. 1. I dont hate God 2. I am not bohemian or egoist.............

shit I said to myself i wont do this again and here I am trying to explain somethig to brick head like you

sorry I wont bother you anymore

[WeirdD1986]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha couple hundred years

try millions or billions if you know how many zeros they have

[maccaaccam99]

lol he has to be joking

[tuck5649]

I love how he say jEsus

[Miguelc271086]

love the accent

[scoutsniperr]

It's all black magic from Tom Cruise and Bush that's all this stuff is.

[isk8atparks]

This should be categorized as comedy

[moviedude120796]

How old do you think the earth is? Every read an actual book?

[Ecocide112]

Muuummmbo Jumbo!

[GoogooEyedChihuahua]

I beleive in both :)

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@GoogooEyedChihuahua you are half right

[JungleJargon]

Fantasy is not real. Science supports Creation.

watch?v=lEledPONpkQ