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  • /watch?v=UXC47TyOYyw

  • dont conceal the fact your a whore, who let you out the house bitch finish your chores, and i see them hand gestures, but wheres the sandwiches, i'll give you hits for your blemishes, if you leave the kitchen premi-sis, your imperfect and i cant stand it, grab your hand bag and make up kit and start pamperin', you fuckin cake face, you're a disgrace to this day and age, i'll sever your torso from the waist, and expose your rib cage. some1's gonna bite but it's too easy to pay out girls.
  • yo, theres a guitar lessons video on the right side

    i cant fuckin rap but at least i tried

    oh wait i lied

  • Fuck with my g's you fuckin with me This Young killa you finna see got a 9 in the car wanna buy a bar? niggas talkin shit niggas get hit and I aint talkin fists I'm talking bout that thing that goes click You get one in the gut then I hit you with the butt I'm the beast from the east and this rap's gettin cut
  • There's this kid at my school, 10th grade, and he raps, and he's GOOD, he doesn't even know I exist, so I'm gonna get some more practice and battle him :D

  • @DallasMcLennanTV go hit dat shit my man :D

  • this nigga tryna teach us how to rap, look at him with his 50 cent hat, but i pull my raps out like cracks in my ass crack, or like the trash in his black naps, later on its goin be his ass were i bust caps, so your lesson is learned so just sit down and relax....

  • your pissin me off gget the fuck out or fuck off under age but my cup is always filled up with some smirnoff hit me up with some vodka with a shot of juice bitch im sarah palin you the fuckin moose crack a round in you when look at me and god youll be askin whos who

  • You niggas Act gay and when you run away ill throw a bolt and hit you in the ass you car stops cos you cant afford gas you aint hot, stick you in a fucking flask actually fuck that stick on a fucking mask you cant win cos im coming up fast i havent even started and i already won i will never stop cos im young and fresh 14 and blessed but fucked up in the head fuck with me and what do you think will happen? ill mug an astronaut and do pull-ups on the rings of saturn
  • im sick when i spit

    im sick with this shit

    play a beat and im ripin the bitch

    talk shit get slick lit

    ima treee trunk and you niggas is tooth picks

    i dnt spit bars i spit true shit

  • lol how was victorious the ad 4 htis??

  • i like turkeys give me some beef jerkey

    damn that was fresh bro ##swagggg

  • @ck4523 Hh

  • Yo im on this comment section showin off my flow

    Reppin the west side cuz its where I go

    Off the top is wat I do i make it look easy

    Keep my still so fresh bitches call it Chris breezy

  • ok hi my name is brian i got a hungred g's in my pocket i aint lying my flow sick but i aint even trying im getting money like a atm trust me i got money to spend

  • lil wayne looks like a lizard i bet he doesnt have a big richard.... ha

  • your rhymes are weak, mine are heavy just like your mom after her nasty ass spaghetti, o but dont worry ill get the 7 digets from ur mama for a dolla tomorra

  • so many gang sighs when he is talking

  • My monitor is glowing

    My rhymes they won't start slowing

    'Cause youtube now's teaching me how

    To keep my freestyles flowing.

    This knowledge I shall carry,

    Drop tunes like a canary.

    I never thought Youtube'd make me

    Pick up a dictionary.

  • ill be chilling with my peeps in the east while my rhymes be the best in the west you cant hold me down ill be the best i can be and you probably gonna drown

  • u tried but u cant bash me,

    if ur ass could speak it'd say enter the black meat,

    u run off to the track meet to whack off the athletes

  • Guys chek ma channel for info on how yo freestyle im startin by going thru the beginner stage more advanced stages coming soon :)

  • Itty hitty pitty flow, hold ya down and put ya in a lock, u better watch out cuz this is my throne, dont fuckin' call me on d phone, fuclking ho.

  • My name is mr swag, and I that swaggy, this ain't scooby doo so don't call me shaggy

  • illpo more like illpoop! am i right? am i right?

  • I trusted this video to teach me when I saw his skin colour

  • @Grantofglyn Dude,you are racist

    im not racist

    im not a motherfucking artist

    so dont say this

  • hate hate hate but eHowMusic I appreciate

  • yo waddup it's almost christmas time, time for me to spit a rhyme, im sittin a mcdonalds, eatin a big mac, lemme chuck somethin at ya, it's a fact, im as hard as the fuckin concrete sidwalk, if you try to rap ill make ya fuckin jaw lock, you aint never gunna be as good as me, i spit rhymes on the mothafuckin daily! you wish these fags could feel the shit you say, bill gates got a beter chance of gettin laid!

  • This is useful!

  • Why do we have to keep associating rap music with vulgar language? The one fish guy, that's not even funny. Show some respect women, just as you would for your mother. being vulgar don't make you a gangster or a pimp, it shows that you haven't grown up yet and you're a boy. Please grow up.. Kids read your comments so brush em up.

  • check my channel, up and coming white kid FREESTYLING.. not that good but I can make you feel better about yourself!! lmao

  • Y'all can comment, but ur still goin down a quick descent, n u think ur all different cause of tht 1 time u payed the rent a month l8r u livin in a tent n im laughin cuz my time was well spent, n tht 1 time u had a car n every inch there was a dent, n now u talkin shit to me n ima curb stomp yo face in cement

  • One fish, two fish, do you think the hooker from down the streets vagina smells like red fish, or blue fish.? Is that good?

  • I picked this video over a howcast one. Only caus the guy in this video is black. Is that stero typical? Lol

  • Tori Whitwell

  • Yo acid u be so flaccid im so elite you are so inferior you can kiss my ass home lick my exterior I am so superior you are soo ulterior cutting lines like a razor ha you'd be lucky kill you with my lazier

  • U all rap like bitches ill busta yo ass and all ya need stiches, ill pop ya and leave ya in ditches, let ya rot ill, pass around that pot, o got ya boys, now ya need chips ahoys matter infact u just stepped on uh thumbtack u all listen to 8 tracks so whack black and the blue is what u look like as a crew *achoo* i just blew tht hypnosis all over u, u think your so cool matter infact go back to school learn words learn how to rap, maybe look at a map i live in cali this coke dope lives in new yo

  • im jst lookin for brawl stupid bitch i teach u how to ball cuz u smokin pall mallls u look like pall wall ill break ur fuckin jaw outdo u wit a saw

  • tru

  • JK! IlUv U!

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  • i like how your teaching how to come off the top but freestyles can be writin...you can argue with it but Big Daddy Kane has more authority than anyone that would like to argue... "A freestyle is a rap of the dome or written that has no subject" - BDK

  • No one is gonna read this

    Im gonna write it anyway because i feel at least one person will

    Im a Pokemon tht wants to be famous,evn tho there are 100k like me

    +Im not a bitch like brock so i wont cop out if i get famous lolI would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube.

    if anyone reads this please press the "THUMBS UP" so other people can see it a simple button press could make my dreams of catching all the Pokemon come true

    subscribe if you like this.

    Ash.

  • Who you suckas laughing at/ Im sick, throw the asprin back and trash the fact that class of rap is what you're fuckin masters at/ I'll smash the track and blast a gat/ mashing up the faggots back/ then get the fuckin gas and match/ lock him in a casket trapped/ and burn the maggot, dash a lap and catch me actually laughing back.... Now you know we crazy cuz/ blazing up a train of blunts/ trading drugs, amazing thugs/ your crew is like the brady bunch...
  • bars

    from mars

    planes and cars

    brains go far

    pains and scars...

  • Coming of the top of the dong

    Come up to my girl whip out your schlong

    She like, ew that aint long its short

    Abort!

  • learn almost 2-3-4 words a day lmao

  • Yeah i go harder then wiz kahlifa, meet me in a rap battle and i bet yu i will beat ya,The shit sayin is irrelevant

    Believe the shit I say and write it down as I'm am tellin it ayye I'm right above this shit and yes Iam lovin it, this shits getting crazy but I can not get enough of it.. ayye!

  • In acouple years I see myself being at the top cause once I start killin it I'm never gonna stop.. Ayye I just made the up but iv been freestyling for awhile.. I'm nice

  • @Marijuanaman161 rhyming "top" and "stop" after freestyling for a while doesnt make you nice..at all bro

  • @dkipke haha agreed!

  • No one is probably gonna read this

    Im gonna write it anyway because i feel at least one person will

    Im a rapper tht wants to be famous,evn tho there are 100k like me

    +Im not a bitch like JB so i wont cop out if i get famous lolI would love nothing more than to have a decent following on youtube from people

    if anyone reads this please press the "THUMBS UP" so other people can see it a simple button press could make my dreams come true

    subscribe if you like what you see

  • @Jmoneyislanders USAD Bro

  • @Jmoneyislanders why u lie?

  • @Jmoneyislanders your a fagg dude, your never ganna get respect by dissing people like JB. I hope you never get noticed, acting like that.

  • @Jmoneyislanders FAKE ASS. THERE'S RAPPERS LIKE US TRYNA GET IT FAMOUS AND YOU DO THIS TO SHOW US SOME WEAK ASS VIDEOS OF PENCILS AND PRANKS NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NO SUB 4 YOU!

  • I like how you all come up with rhymes

    but they suck just go and read The Times!

  • It's already over, put my fists in the air and brush off my shoulders. I'm the winner, nickname skipper but you can all me jack the ripper cause I'll eat you for dinner. I keep the bitches wet You can call em flipper. I might just fuck your sister and smoke a blunt after for a kicker. Maybe even head to shitter. Don't be mad if I seem a little bitter but I gotta control like the babysitter.

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  • when i rap wit u its a waste of my time

    cuz all u doin in commitin verbal crime

    you think ur black but ur rappin is whack

    all u r is a little white boy

    in fact, u still play with little baby toys

    i think this rap battle is over

    cuz u lost so bad i got u howlin like my dog grover

    ~~my rap towards someone at school

  • anyone else notice the dude in the background 

  • that Bulls fitted is dope as fuck.

  • This guy is a nigger/

    if i saw him on the street i'd pull the trigger

    this nigga think he can spit from his dome

    put this fat fuck need to go back home

    :P

  • @CantFearWontFear shut the fuck up any nigga would slit your throat u fuking bitch

  • im gay

    mayday

    in need of

    va jay jay

    okay

  • @T3hTroy your weird. i'm in need of a vagina? thats degenerative.

  • my cash flow like mr.Bean Dont eat no red meat only lean I do it so hard like im supposed to be got money all around me, cant even see. I push to the limit thats how I do it I slurp it up like I drink the fluids im so unique my momma said it she even made me a hat thats knitted. MY main focus is to rip the mic my flow so good and it is so tight if you have a better rap than lets fight so please comment and press "LIKE"

    - Shiran Jeyachandran

  • the top of my dome is filled with thorns

    pricking you lil negros like a dozen little falls

    got you rolling now you just cant remember at all

    how i stomped on the floor and almost had you dying

    but you cant stand up at all cause i make you wanna crawl

    bring you back to your childhood cause i just made you remember it all

  • @worldsofpivot dude your terrible at rapping lol

  • @87mikester u are the whitest rapper EVER!!

  • when i spit i dont just spit, i spit with flo

    cuz ill be coming right at you and be jacking y our ho

    this no ordinary rapper this is b-a double d

    and ill be spittin better than u while i be smoking tree

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  • day night dusk dawn im mowing your mom. i keep it calm so feel the beat of my palm. bitch i got the beat so ill give you a lil treat. your girl opens her mouth and sceet sceet. i dont need to repeat it do i. i may piss you off but this shit is from the top i see dat cop red and blue flashin cuz i be bashin earnin my cash slim i throw you up and you spin around the rim. i love the rapper eminem and how hes always talkin about kim.

  • i got the dopest lines in west

    and i'm gaurnteed you'll detest

    you can even take pen paper be my guest!

    ya brain will just turn to water vapour

    and mines just full of caper

  • OOOH OHH! Look! I can rhyme on in texts.. look: Scary, Hairy, Mary, Scare-me. And Voilence, 2 cents, dents, rents, pents. With Cats, Hats, Rats, Mats, Latts, Prats.

    To the Gays, Plays, Stays, Mays, Greys, strays, clichés, Pays. And back to the Enemys, Bendin'-these, 90 year olds ladies, gay babies, music from the eighties.

    Rolllin on to the Sex, Flex, Necks, dicks, pricks, and cancer sticks.

    If i had to think of rhyming like that verbaly I'd fail. so "text rapping" is stupid

  • subscribe to my chanel

    16 yr old freestyle rapper

    watch?v=bpdeb7pQppM

    watch?v=QheJ-V1RqJM

    2songs so far.

  • 25 white people stumbled apon this video.

  • lol

    

  • Someone tell peps. that freestyle is not written...2 many peps. clamin their freestyle isnt written down.... known dame well it is!

  • Enough with all the apple shit

  • I aint never done this befo'

    but ima gonna sho'

    this i ain't slow

    so get on an' go

  • first lemme tell shit that u shud already know , aFTER YOU SPIT UR MINI SHIT IMA TAKE THE SHOW. MURKIN HOES , ANIHILATIN FOES. IM LIKE A DIRTY SCALP , ILL MAKE SHOW YOU WNT GROW. IN GAME GET NO SHINE , U BEYOND GAY........KILL A WIFE N A FIANCE N GIVE IT TO U SCUMS LIKE IN THE BED WIT JAY-Z N BEYONCE.

  • He thinks he's bad sleeping with you but does he know im the dad what can he do he sits around bein a father but to me he's a muva Fucker, he said that we were good used to be blessed back in the hood now ive left its all over no more theft fuck u, u chose her Dont tease me we you've had sex your no stud she's Easy I'll stand here holdin my gun i'll let him finnish he finks ur a lun.
  • nice how to rap somebody had to make vids cause some of these kids need mentors

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  • No short people aloud u fuckin leprechaun

    i make you eat ya words up like lucky charms

  • Fight Club, its as long as no other.

    Longer than time I was inside my mother.

    6 months, 7 months, 8 months, 9.

    See how long you can listen to this rhyme.

  • theres a reccesion snitches giving confessions the way i rhyme ill leave yu delirous like a kid in a candy store i remain on the mic u jus stay lame

  • Im that kid on youtube that u never knew

    when i spit ull be suprized at t ha thingys i can do

    when i call u out and make u look lame other ppl online wont look at you the same

    so i sujest u dont read this

    please miss

    cuz ill attack your beat like feens goin insane

    i could go on longer but ima stop right here

    cuz when i drive up faster ull find it hard to stear

  • when i practice my freestyle, how long should i do it for?

  • @RubixOnAHype for as long as you need trust me rap is a passion people like us need to perfect that

  • im not knocking him but he doesnt give more detail to help you guys. again im not hatin, but hes missing out alot of shit

    this isnt going to help you, you guys need examples but um check it, I was thinking about making a how to.

    CREATE MULTI SYLLABLE RHYME RHYMEs,HOW TO USE WORDPLAY

    HOW TOO USE PUNCHLINES - HOW TO USE METAPHORS

    AND HOW TO MAKE YUR BARS SOUND PERFECT USING DELIVERY

    only way ill do this is if i get enough people to message and ask me,

    look down the CAPs are MULTIE RHYMES

  • ive been on youtube for a while tryin to learn how to freestyle its like runnin the mile im done i dont wanna run anymore its time to spit you ask for it this will only take a little bit ya im done i had my go at it

  • im surprised im still the top comment i just want to know am i good

  • i inflickt major pain cuzz i spit game ya momma on ma dick an u is lame

  • u comin at me? haha thts absurd.

    can't u hear me boy, can't u feel my every word?

    think u got it won? nah man u lose.

    can't u hear the crowd when they all sayin boo?

    ha now u wanna sit and ask for forgiveness?

    nah man u dead n gone like the rest of my hit-list.

    oh, u aint got nothing to say? ha I aint surprised.

    so imma give up this mike and say goodbye.

  • Im like the roof you cant reach me you need stairs just to come at me but i aint need no prepares i just kick u downstairs and send u back to the pound with the rest of these hounds

  • i was fucking hannah montana in montana while sippin a cherry fanta you niggas talking shit ill spray with the ruger im your worst nightmare im freddy crougar nigga i spit like im toothless on the mic im ruthless

  • when i freestyle, i end up using the same words... pissis me off

  • Reading books expands you're vocabulary more than anything else you can do

  • for my enemies wen i spit my ryhmes its like poison yo ears,

    by da time im done your ears are ringing and your eyes r filled wit tears,

    you guys write rhymes wit pen in paper in yo home,

    and i be rappin on da street off of da top of my dome

  • @greekawesomeness Wow you got an A+ in English Class didn't you?

  • @greekawesomeness you aint rappin off tha top of tha dome yourr just sitting at your home on the computer alone i might be white but dont push me cuz i got people callin me tight like some dike pussy most valuable player and im only the rookie ima bout to mutha fuckin let my arsenal loose every time i get handed the mic i get written up for verbal abuse on a different legalize weed cuz theres no such thing as herbal abuse and thats what im bout bitch can make it rain during a drought
  • @greekawesomeness That sucked.

  • look you guys took an hour to write dat,

    it took me a couple seconds and a few kit kats,

    ill unload on yo body til your dead,

    next step laugh at you and dance on your head

  • you could come out of the closet theres no need to hide

    just cuz my junks always on your bitch rear side

  • i wud lock you in a closet

    i wud hide you frfom the sun

    your dead with a click from a fully loaded gun

    i did your girl hard like there was no tomoro

    she was on my dick so she had to swallow.

  • hey its me giantdevil6

    im your worst nightmare

    so dont ever sleep

    im still pplaying computer

    and the best geek around

    as long as im alive

    im gonna be crowned

  • im a little bitty girl with a real big clit

    dont use that lube fam use my spit

    But im a top G with a real big snatch

    but wait there bois here is a catch

    the only hair i got is my pubic patch

    and if certain man wanna get rowdy

    but first we gotta get HIGH and make room cloudy

    and after we have done all the naughty job

    the real catch was i have a 12 inch nob

  • yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo what up yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo im finished bless for all the top boi MCs out there and all the rude boi haters..... Im gone fam

  • Wet willy, in the 070

    Got bitches to fuck and money to blow

    Mac miller swag wit the fresh nikes on my feet

    Im a producer too boy, i go hard on my beats

    Nigga im in da heat, rappin faster than i can read, plus i go double the time while im spitting my rhymes im so known boi u should know who i be.

    Its time to fucking go, but not like "cya around"

    I roll up that durban shit and u know i stay up in the clouds.

    Totally freetyled i promise. I just rapped it before i typed it, lol

  • Look at those niggas havin a blast but we the type of niggas thats built to last cause we all on well fare and if you fuk with us then we wish you fare well and we murder every one and every thing with our gun and with our bling heres the thing you is hardly a gangsta but i party like a playa i party hard in this bar cause our people are on sour diesel.

  • I'm the pimp in the purple suit this bitch right here is my prostitute just like snoop dogg every thing is platinum i get all my money of of human traffican i turn a black girl into a crack whore and now that crack phein is in the back seat but i think it's funny cause i'm makin money i walk out on my balcony every thing is gold just like alchemy

  • Your an ass whipe thats right ima smoke you like i smoke a crack pipe cause while you talkin crap i'm popin caps so get a load of these rockin raps this song is about my struggle and my hustle i'm from the hood like with the bloods and crips the thugs and shit i live in poverty i gotta resort to robery the po po tryin to bother me it aint cause i deal crack it's cause i'm black but i gotta sail rocks to get money in my mail box you see the guy next to me he's beggin me for extacy

  • im reading the comments and these metaphors are shit

  • watchin this video on how to freestyle rap, with helpful adice and tips,

    now im freein like a pro steady stackin my chips,

    nothing can be promised, but a beat will get demolished,

    by my skill cause my lines are neat and polished,

    ima live it up like the experience in college,

    haters cant see me, the words come out freely,

    and im KTB which stands for kill the beat.

  • i live in syd ,

    they call me the big kid,

    coz when niggas come to town,

    they all get shot down coz they lookin fo the crown.

  • My rap name is Lil Dwayne haha jk

  • I live in New york call me crime mob,

    i run the big apple like my names steve jobs

    Police try to catch with that gay mace,

    Mace to my face, now how did that taste?

  • we was chilin by the chritmas tree she startd lieing to me i said bitch please,i thought u said u were single but i found out u went down on chris cringle, ohh i gave her my all but i found out she licked on his jingle balls man i said geet off my cock your not gona get no dick in a box she use to smell like verbal esssence i spent all this money all the new prresants i found out she cheated on me so i beat her in 3...2...1. couple black eyes cus she cheated on me with some black guys etc...

  • if you noticed i skiped 2:47 and went from -2:46, -2:48

  • YEAH MY NAME IS LIL JIMMY AND AINT NOBODY REALLA........ Nice freestyle right?

  • im a kid and i did the bid. dedly dum your such a dumb bum. eat the gum off the floor and give your mom some more.

  • im the real mutafucking mc you got nothing on me ill fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee you cant hit what you cant see your incompatible to me ill rape your ass on halo 3 are you tring to ryme i thought you were trying to be a mime this is just from the top of my head if you say differerent your dead.

  • I love how a black guy teaches this... Of course....

  • i love how people are typing lyrics that they come up with on this video. freestyle has no lyrics. you guys all had time to think those up haha

  • The funny thing about me watching this video is because I'm white and I'm mexican. LOL!

  • Im the real unequivalent shit

    here watch me, ill blow yo mind with a magic trick

    pull a card let me show you how an ace look

    slap yo face with my notepad now they call you facebook

    alot a suckas be jockin off my playbook

    if you piss on my leg and say its just rainin

    im piss on your wall and call it a paintin

  • Sweet Dolla tea from mcdonalds, i drink that

  • It's really a shame,

    'Cause most of these comment-raps suck

    Don't step up to me

    Because I'm blowin' it up

    My rhymes come instantaneous

    Like spontaneous

    Human combustion

    From gradual erosion to sudden eruption

  • if you’re talking the hardest, Dan better pop up in your fortress an artist,Taunting the market, everybody wants to know where walk in the park is, Walk in the party spurting hermary, half of the crowd all snorting my Charlie, Sorting the bar, took the pagarni, chicks looking at me like, talk to me darling, Hollering that man, winking smiling, wanna attack man, I think these lighters loving ma black gang, everyone suits in the same colour as bad man.

  • 2,3, or maybe even 4 words a day? daammmnnnnn

  • Thx man I needed help

  • Some art from the heart !

  • Remember, kids. Always think from the top of your "dome" when freestyle rapping....

  • IM 12 LIVIN IN THE ATL I SWAER IM BRIGIN ALL THE ATL RAPPERS HELL fwk all rapers from the south why i get my money the can just pout cus im to little am i i should watch sponge bob should i? but im so high i can touch above the sky im not quiting my game call me kobe if u mad then so be u wanna choke me i just freestyled curse free