Dan3.0 - Hey World!

[PokemonandHeyArnold]

Lol if Dan hadn't quit D3P0 then he would be finished by now because it is a year later!

[panmetallica123]

hey world!

[sillyxoxo734]

seriously, do you ever change your shirt?

[FirefoxFreeze]

@sillyxoxo734 The power of a washign machine.

[SILIunderpants]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLLAND FLAG/SCARF/...(in the background) I LOVE YOU!!

[drakeblood4]

I blindfolded my gerbil. Nothing happened. I'm hurt, Dan, wounded even. 

[BlySinclair]

This reminds me of those lame educational videos they used to show us in middle school...

[TomSkaClone001]

HELLO POGOTRIBE :) please check out my channel to see some Dan 3.0 playlists I have compiled. They are labelled according to what month they were posted and contains all the D3P0 videos that Dan has posted that month :) so if you want a convenient place to find all the D3P0 vids in 1 neat little package then feel free to check out my channel :) or... dont, tis up to you :L

[Smartboy7]

Oh wow. This guy knows about 4CHAN.

[SachikoSCB]

Woaaah! its before you had facial hair!!! you looked so much better haha :)

[wetarmpits]

Your hair...

[spacemole]

I new i recognized you name, it was from the rubix cube vid.

i can still do it!

[billsfan13594]

Puff levels are high

[MrXalexer]

I do

[Cai278]

901st

[mankat13]

Sell out!

[salman265]

idea is stolen /watch?v=M5AfG-EdvAc

[poul93]

@salman265 but dan's video is so much better

[salman265]

@poul93 not arguing with that (even tho i think dan 3.0 is boring)...im saying he failed when he said "this has never been done before...."

[salman265]

idea is stolen

[zazenzach]

you should fuck angelina jolie

[VishalSinghFilms]

Dan: "Will you marry me? Nah just kidding what I'm actually doing is giving you guys control of my life"

Me: "So we ARE getting married?!"

[KIKMEH78]

Yes i will marry you <3

[mrsxepants]

Hey, great job on Dan. 3.0 so far looking forward to the new video with Hank Green

[totaljking12]

My bets on 4chan killing him within the month.

[Thicite]

@totaljking12 he can VETO anything which effects him absolutely negatively

[annapanda131993]

YOU BROKE RULES 1 & 2 DOUCHEFAG!

[Ayhab]

I don't comment on Youtube videos very often, but I must say, you are in fact a fucking loser. Please, sometime in the next 365 days, get some pussy. I don't mean that equally as dorky chick that works at Blockbuster. I'm amazed by how much attention you're thriving for by doing this. Fuck head.

[congospork1]

stop making videos...

[itimiii]

you could start by not being a douche bag and hyped up on cocaine!

[Renuzitus]

Let's Troll! >:o

[AnDaTeSa]

If everyone asks you to suck your own penis you better do it cause your a liar. Obnoxious too.

[cesarcantua]

Dan three point toe?

[Rulerofwax24]

NOOO! I just got back from a week trip to a camp (missing Shark Week and most importantly the beginning of Dan 3.0) Not the preroll and mid show ad's! Not the Revision 3 watermark! Not the Revision 3 clips at the beginning and end! I've been watching Dans videos for YEARS and I liked it without that stuff... I know we need money to do stuff, but a way without a watermark.

[amBullseye]

Don't want to register in that site.

The task I propose is that as he supports gay marriage he should marry a guy.

[spritzer555]

My first suggestion is that you kill yourself. My second suggestion is that you kill yourself. My third suggestion is that you kill yourself. My fourth suggestion is that you kill yourself. Okay, lets put it to a vote. And the votes are in! You should kill yourself today!

[jeroendeman]

HOLLAND! Geweldig :D

[maximumrfan]

"Will you marry me? No I'm just kidding, but what I'm actually doing is letting you guys control my life for the next 365 days." There's a difference?

[manda2012003]

everyone cool on youtube is from Nebraska :) Fred. lol this guy.. ummm wastetime chasingcars guy .. lol awesome .. oh and me too!

[awesomeabsol]

@manda2012003 theres even an awesome deli in lincoln!

[amstel890]

look at the tags and look what words describes dan

[majones117]

i swear he had more then 250,000 subs back when i use to be subed to him.

Can somone tell me what happened?

[gavinlloydbaker]

@majones117

"Used to sub to him"

People like you happened.

[majones117]

@gavinlloydbaker so what i got bored of his kind of videos

[yoladude]

Sell out. :p

Why'd you have to go and indorse garbage? :/

You were cooler when you didn't stop your comedy for a lame advertisement for "Squarespace".

[maximumrfan]

@yoladude Well, he is getting money for it. Besides, the stuff he is advertising is better than the stuff that is normally advertised on the right.

BTW squarespace isn't garbage. Its awesome.

[madelineschannel]

Dan looks tired...

[Ayonen]

Travel to sweden!

[ktharh]

why Dan 3.0 is same old look and feel?

[phoamsw0rd13]

dude, get a new hair style. you look like my friend sam and his hair looks like he slept for 6 months and didnt care that he had the world's worst case of bed head.

[magpiefabric]

Rule 1 and 2 bro

[nimoisansvous]

I mainly subscribed because I liked the song at the end ...

[Gyodagirl]

I hope someone votes for him to cut his hair. It bugs me.

[pat95]

@Gyodagirl hey fuck you nobody critcizez Dan effing brown

[Gyodagirl]

@pat95 No fuck urself! I wasn't criticizing!! I like him =P

[avivelevovii]

I do!

[Anonymous8392]

What's this $0.99 download? There are programs that exist that allow me to download them for no cost, you know. Also this video sure as hell isn't worth 99 cents.

[boudewijn20]

whats dan 2.0..?

[followthecheater]

Looks like we're in engaged! I email you the floral arrangements on Thursday. Bye sweetie. (:

[GoBLiiNiZSiCK]

YaY we got sponsors !!!! 8D

[GoBLiiNiZSiCK]

@MrTimmothytim one of his viewers sent it to him along with everything on the wall

[MrTimothytim]

why do you have that flag ure americane wtf man kill ure self or something befor doing that

[Thicite]

@MrTimothytim it's a far more dignified flag than your own, go and die yourself, believe it or not, the vast majority of your ancestors used to serve under that flag, AND if you still served under that flag, world poverty would near enough be none existent :)

[Thicite]

@MrTimothytim my bad, my assumption ran on you were American in yourself, please become american and make me correct :)

[TheImpromptuChef]

wow this is going great dan...

[itsthegreenplatypus]

hahaha except 4chan only leads to messed up things. and memes.

[KennyGkienan]

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[googoo120]

"When thousands of people put there heads together for a common pupose cool things happen" HEIL DAN BROWN! MON FURHER

[grabblebyk]

wow you fail at making scrambled eggs or whatever that shit was

[wildforest2010]

@EVERYONE! You know the episode is on the revision website right? Thumbs up this comment so everyone will go watch it and stop whining!

[ThemThems]

i have an idea, why don't you comb your hair you fucking slob.

[jtchap316187]

Ha Ha

[cplexroro]

OH MY GOD GUYS DANS NOT SOME BLASPHEMOUS LYING HEATHEN HE SAID IN HIS VIDEO, "groceries!" AMONG MANY OTHERS THAT IT WOULD START ON AUGUST THIRD WHICH IS TODAY!! HES NOT 2 DAYS LATE, IF ANYTHING HE'S 1 DAY EARLY (even though i was awake when he posted it, and it was past midnight in central time wich technically means he released it exactly on time)

[MrWestcoastcpt]

make a porno

[Halo2isgay87]

fail...

[Neonwinkles]

Be a redneck for a day!

[LucidDivinity]

LOL. I love you how you miss a day (two actually) so early, even after all the hype you put into this Dan 3.0 project.

And I like Dan, not hating on him, just think this is funny :P

[cplexroro]

@LucidDivinity No he didn't he said he was not going to start at the very beginning of the week

[LucidDivinity]

@cplexroro Ah, I found his vid on Revision XD

[cplexroro]

@LucidDivinity ya lol ^^

[JirkProductionz]

JUST CHILL! Lol, it would be hard for everyone attemting probably one of the coolest things on youtube in a while. Just give it some time, if you are unpatient then...That sucks for you lol.

[telmacblack]

It feels so weird with dan having the ad starting the video and the revision three intro. Ill get used to it.

[iMac0765]

YOU MISSED TWO FUCKING DAYS! WTF?

[Compr3ss]

im the Lincoln Park rapist and im coming for u next little bitch

[Compr3ss]

how do people really sit there and talk into a camera

[Shanemicpre]

You should travel somewhere exotic at least once during this Dan 3.0 thing. I watched all your video's about China because i'm going to China (thats how i got started on your vlogs) Would of been better if you could take a camera with you, and film experiences there. Diggin your Vlogs Dan. Your a good dude. Please don't suck any giraff cocks for trolls sake.

[AjaPuppy]

Dan died! :( Lol, jk. Chill people.

[magicalmysteryollie]

Review and/or try to explain Inception!

[chazfourlife]

FAIL how could you miss a day

[wildforest2010]

@chazfourlife He didn't miss a day it's on the revision website!

[Pickelinc]

Hey Awesome Video But Can Anyone Check Out Mines I Jus Uploaded Them and WANTED to kNOW wHAT You People Think N Please Go Easy

[iKiCKMiiDGETS]

Go suck 13 cocks while riding a giraffe k

[3sixsex]

@iKiCKMiiDGETS HAHAHAH fucking funny

[WorldOfAsui]

What happened to the "daily vlog?" We should have gotten at least one new episode by now; we haven't seen what you did on August 2nd.

[TimmehxD]

HOLLAND HOLLAND!

[aprilliston]

you should do something like Ferris Beuler's day off. That would be funny. Like all of the stuff he does. Of corse it would be kind of hard to get a ferrari. lol. or Road Trip!!! like going to the grand canyon, Cali, the Delicate Arch in Utah, stuff like that. That could take lots of gas money though. just some ideas.

[siobhanee09]

have you died? wheres the new video?

[echobears]

You know, this little project has been done all before by ze frank and his show. and he didnt have some pompous announcement and manifestation and all that shit, he just let his growing following take more control. to save you a year of trouble, it's quite entertaining but not game changing. OLD NEWS.

[ZaneVenom]

@echobears Actually, with Ze Frank, the viewers contributed to his show, not to what he does with his life.

[dickfaceanus]

get a mowhawk and peirce your lip! then goto church and play a drumset durring mass.

[MissIndigo4321]

Holy crap, take a look at all the requests. O_o Poor Dan, you must so overwhelmed!.

[CrazyRobloxians]

@MissIndigo4321 He doesnt do them all, he does the most popular task. :P

[kaitjuh]

HOLLAND!

[TheOrdinaryCanary]

i liked your old haircut, bro

[mr22jake22]

@TheOrdinaryCanary Good hair cut my ass. He needs one. Looks like a shag rug or stuck his finger in an electrict socket.

[MrXalexer]

Please make another episode of Dan 3.0. Please

[PuertoRicanSexyBabe]

i think he should at least do his hair

[xIIDeSTiNYIIx]

coool shirt

[ATR909]

WTF u live in lincoln...i live in mccook NE

[MilesGuitarist]

dye your hair green

[noSoSolid2K]

go to the ZOO

[kiasuten]

SKYDIVING.

[Knight88188]

no video...... dan 3.0 FAIL

[awsomeman113]

where is the new episode of Dan 3.0

[yc93dmitry]

yes, seriously... i hope this is just some temporary fault but if the time lags between our videos happen like this all the time, this isn't going to be sweet...

it's already wednesday where i live and i really want the video :D

[mikeBURRITO]

you taught me to solve the rubic's cube.... ^-^

[MtwContent]

im tuned in.. but nothing is uploaded, its been 1.25 days and nothing

[russellchido]

make a gigantic lego bilding

[absolutlyamber]

dan, you need a haircut!

[Nokitfer]

Haha, Dan needs help for Dan 3.0, he can't handle everything himself and he needs revision3, nahh, just kidding, i be trolling, which i don't usually do

[chumzbro]

WHERES THE ENDING SONG!?!?!?!

[onholiday14]

.....missed a video?

[Llama787]

When will you post today's video?

[TootingTooter]

...so where is the new video?

[BooMonsterOfficial]

Will you marry me?

*quickly after stating* Naaah just kidding!!

HAHAH

[ridepovproductions]

42 people don't like the idea of dan 3.0. shame!

[xtremlyrandomgirl]

it's a pretty good idea, but it's kind of sucky that you have to register to submit an idea...

[theweirdpeople123]

wellware iz the new vid????

[brow1994]

DAN you missed a day, already.... nice....

[SwimFellow]

@brow1994 The day is young.

[GPMusicc]

@brow1994 hes missed 2 days actually, this video was posted aug. 1st, today is august 3rd and no other videos have been posted since

[cplexroro]

@brow1994 No he didn't he said he was not going to start at the very beginning of the week

[cplexroro]

@brow1994 in fact he even said he was starting on tuesday

[brow1994]

@brow1994 Actually his New episode is up on revision3 right now :D

[theroadsofar]

Are you kinda cocky?

[sumi990]

@theroadsofar No. He is just pretty awesome, and knows his shit x]

[KrazyShrink]

Do you ever wear a different shirt?

[drumtastic5000]

@KrazyShrink yeah I was wondering the same thing!!!

[pakiebackie]

GO HOLLAND

[SmartNAthletic]

Why would anyone, in their right mind, want someone else to control their life? Doesn't that take the purpose out of it being "your" life... I mean, not to be a hater, but this idea really is...out there. Possible the purpose and the goal of the task will chance my mind on this whole thing, but... is anyone on the same boat as me? What are you guys' opinions on this whole thing?!

[thesmallerhand]

thumbs up if you think that having a revision 3 account to propose a task sucks

[Lavonnemj]

I like you :)

[fockya]

how much did u win on millionaire? LOL thats awesome

[fockya]

wait who are you?

[goskatehoe21121]

i have an idea why not put the old ending back it was much cooler hope fully when i say this people would actually click the thimbs upok so if you like this idea click the thumbs up

[Mastamind968]

OP plz go.

[AyaSophiaTV]

Puppet of Ego

[LittleEvilGrayKitten]

wear a tiny top hot!

[maximumrfan]

Is it just me or does Dan sound super badass when he says "This episode of Dan 3.0 is brought to you by SquareSpace."?

[jrmnegro]

@maximumrfan Just you lol

[ThemThems]

@maximumrfan you and 25 other faggots

[DaBearsOO54]

@maximumrfan no

[CreemeOfCheese]

38 people should get shot

[pivotist12]

I like d new ending its AWSOME

[BestShinobiEver]

can i be in the pogo tribe

[Henksubro123]

@BestShinobiEver no.

[VirtRaM]

i even forgot that i subscribed to you cause of your Rubik's cube 3x3x3 tutorial :D

[jayneo8]

You talk far too much.

[kltequila]

Hunt the elusive Bigfoot!

[ISaysYoWhatsUp]

you should go hunting

@ISaysYoWhatsUp agreed.. hunting for some under-aged girls to stalk.