Beautiful women always know when they're getting attention. That false indifference, superior air. It's just a tease. They want eyes on them. Why do they put on their make up? Do their hair? Dress so nicely? Not for their husband which they hardly ever see, no, it's for somebody else to notice.
All women enjoy attention, this is a well known fact. But whether you are going to have sex with a man after he does this is different thing entirely. When a man can compliment you without being lude.. that is when you might give him some. Not if he goes "hey baby nice rack." Then you'll just quietly think to yourself "I have a nice rack."
To answer what's-her-face-on-the-tv-screen, NO we men who make those "Hey nice rack baby" comments don't expect anything remotely like a positive response.
It's passive aggresive behavior. We are already sure of your inevitable rejection of us because of all the rejection we've experienced. We only say it to piss you off.
Or to make our friends laugh.
It's akin to witnessing a roadkill and turning to your friend and saying "Life's a fragile thing Harry".
hip hip cheerio tea time, tea and crumpets..... oh shit im stupid lemmes shut up anyway 1:01 ha ha 1:19 HA HA HAA HAA HA HAA (i love that dude who is he) 1:46 HA HAAA 2:03 BWAH HA HAA HAA (i LOVE THAT DUDE) 2:19 HA HA (cant get enough of that dude) 4:17 O_O thats it 5 star subscription oh that was some funny shit
Women are weird... they claim to be insulted by that sort of attention, yet if they don't get that attention they wish they did. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, guys. Yeah, women are weird like that.
Who gives a damn if a guy stares at your tits? Most of the time the women that complain about this have their tits out in full view and make it difficult for a guy not to look!
Did she say, "men let me, let you, in on a little secret..."? I think she did. But, wow I was just talking to albert, (ellis not einstein and no I don't care if they're both dead), and he said... Excellent Tea Time, thanks. Really.
My insecurities? You're doing the same thing she did. What you are speculating isn't the truth, any more so than her believing guys said "nice rack" to her in an attempt to get laid.
I mostly watch your videos because you are kind of cute, yourself. flagrantly puffed-up, but your face has good lines. What you infer about women is not quite news; it lacks wide-respect; and it says something about how useful philosophy has really been for you. Don't worry! You're still adored, today.
The intro to Tea Time sounds really bland through my computer monitor. Then I put on my bose noise-canceling headphones, and all of a sudden i hear this crazy cool bass beat. Hell yeah.
When a man says some comment that you don't wanna hear, make a comment back - like "where's your ass? or "Are you a lesbian?" or Man, your breath smells!
haha this was hilarious. Thanks to Michelle for linking this guy in one of her latest video's, i would never have come across this channel. Glad i did :D genius. Absolute genius
Yikes! I quickly looked at anythingsarcastic's channel while watching this, and it started autoplaying the theme, while the theme was already going on this page...urgh, aneurysm tiem can has? LOL j/j
The answer to her question is: "Because some male humans are immature, infantile, puerile." Such behavior as she described is spawned from immaturity: the failure for the men to have grown up and become adults. It really is as simple as that. The meta-reason for why many men have failed to grow up are many, and several books have been written on the subject.
Fortunately these infantile men are still the minority; they piss the shit out of adult men as much, if not more, than they annoy women.
Dear Az, I saw a TV commercial and it instructed a possible future ideal Azrienoch to not drawing numerals on his Tele. Best to ignore commericals like that! What do you think?
I say nice rack to chicks because by directing their attention to the fact that people are indeed viewing them they become aware of them more than before and more often than not become self concious and slowly enter into a downward spiral of self hate ending in slutty behavior for the aproval/attention of men
and subsequently, me gettting some ass from that slutty behavior.
The world is fucking FULL of people who will never like each other and never get along. For Christ's sake, if I had a dime for every person I wanted to jack in the face, I'd be able to afford my own island.
Part of growing up is learning to deal with them, learning to laugh about it, and moving the fuck on. It seems to me a person's life has to be pretty much devoid of purpose if they have the need to film themselves whining about having a nice rack.
you make like the best points ever but end with that!
*rolls eyes*
she isn't whining about having a nice rack. is she? i thought she was asking why behavior she finds socially unacceptable is considered 'normal' to so many others. (the majority of those others being men) she also raises the question of ... does vulgar behavior on the part of the male ever lead to sex with a stranger. or something like that. and she doesn't seem void of anything let alone a life's purpose.
Men don't stare at my chest, they just stare at my ass when I'm walking away. At least that's what I tell myself to get through the day. How do I know, my mom lied when she said girls have eyes in the back of their heads. She was a monster though that lived under a bridge so maybe girl monsters really do have eyes in the back of their heads?
Funny video- as per norm. WTF happened to my other comment? I spoke eloquently on the topic sausages.
When you first began posting Tea Time videos, I watched them more out of loyalty to your sight, than anything else; however, I am delighted to say that, though it has been mere months since its creation, this new style has matured so that it is even more enjoyable to watch than your old one. Thank you for providing a source of entertainment that is not pure nonsense; one that actually encourages thought.
Honestly, this is the ONLY TeaTime video that I actually like. I don't know why. I hope you are and will move in the right direction, Jeff. Keep doing what you're doing
Maybe the people giving Michelle compliments are trying to inflate her ego to the point where shes so arrogant that she won't even make eye contact and give the poor saps the false impression that they have the right to address her. Or maybe Michelle is frustrated by the fact that these men, in whom she is subconsciously interested, are unable to engage her and give her the sex she desperately needs. It must be such a burden to receive compliments about one's appearance all the time.
LOL try this 'hello i just won the lottery, i'm single, my mother lives 19,000 miles away and i need someone to go shoe shopping with me.' ring ring ... sex calling!
doode i get this all the time. theres a kid in class who i for some odd reason cant stop starring at cuz he said "stop starring at me" when really its like saying dont think of blue elephants: whats gonna happen? ya start thinkin of blue elephants!
I'd go with the blatant "nice rack" rather than nice shoes. She might at that time consider introducing you to her pretty little friend Enrico. You might be the one dropping your pants then. essh. I'll skip the home down colonoscopy.
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, so I'm not sure whether I agree with you or not. I agreed with everything that AnythingSarcastic said. (ducks for cover)
Once again I enjoy your satirical and insightful comedy. A proper mix of the crass and intellegent. Plus you used clips of one of my favorite YouTube ladies, so that always helps.
OMG I thought you'd taken up deer hunting when I saw the title of this video...Glad to know you haven't...But you do seem to have become a hoody...Looks good though.
I like to try to balance the equation by commenting on pert male butts whenever I see one...
Well, I agree with her. Some men are pigs. Not all men, just those that decide to be that douchey. They are good to avoid.
I've totally had that elevator conversation too. Some old guy was just like "wow, this is a really nicely decorated elevator" to me. Maybe he was just being nice. I'LL NEVER KNOW THE WORLD HAS MADE ME PARANOID
Nerd indeed that you think that she says this as purely a lesbian and not as a woman in general. I dare you to find a straight woman with a decent amount of self-respect that would disagree with her.
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When did I say that non-lesbians would like this?
I was commenting on her generalization that all men are these bloodthirsty animals she is making us out to be. With women like this why bother being a nice guy, she already has me lumped in with all the d-bags of the world.
Had you watched my video (just a thought) I was simply asking the men, why other men do this...but you managed to answer my question just fine anyway...haha.
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I'll be honest I did not watch the video. I may have been misguided by the small clips that were shown in the video.
Look here is my issue. You make it sound as if it is something men did to you that make you like women. Instead of the fact that you simply prefer women and are sexually attracted to them.
I summed you up (however incorrect I may have been) in a few short clips. you, in turn made the same mistake by summing me up in one poorly worded YT comment.
lol, so judging someone before getting their facts straight is you being a nice guy? HA, wow....and yes, of course thats why girls become lesbians, because they think all guys are pigs, so TRUE -_- im guessing you've never passed high school, since you lacking much education...
You should be the poster child for retro-active abortions. Being called stupid by someone who has an assigned seat on the short bus makes me smile on the inside.
Thanks for being just dumb enough for me to enjoy you!
HAHA - yes, I hate all men and that is EXACTLY why I'm a lesbian. You have isolated the reason for my homosexuality, how wonderful! I always wondered why I was gay, and there we have it! But I must say you make a strong case for men with the following comment..."I wanna punch her in the side of the head then scream "NICE RACK" in her face." In fact, are you single...wanna fuck?
Tad, you are a moron. You make me want to be gay so I am no longer associated with you in anyway. Watch the video, then try to make a generalization about Michelle. You'll still be wrong, and it'll probably still be idiotic, but at least you will know the full story.
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I love how everyone is mad at me for being like them. I guess I need to learn that sarcasm is difficult to detect via the intarwebs.
Vivi1790... protip for you: When flaming someone's intelligence it is important to avoid third grade spelling and grammar errors. kthx
I am with "Randombutgay" on this. I was being sarcastic about "choosing" to be gay. That is what it seemed like you were saying, Michelle. It made me angry that your message as I saw it was "Im gay because men are bad"
lol, see, again, u make ASSumptions, maybe im not spelling very well because english isn't my first language?! and about my first comment to u, its called sarcasm.
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I heard that sarcasm was easy to pick up on in print...
U seem to have spelled that entire worthless rant correctly and even used correct punctuation!
Crash course in english this afternoon?
Either way, it seems that all this is one gigantic cluster-fuck of misunderstanding and sarcasm gone wrong. I'll chalk this one up to experience and move on.
"Oh hi?" That is not a cat call, its just what we Americans call a "greeting". lol
Thesocraticbreed 1 year ago
hahahaha
laurennLOCKDOWN 1 year ago
To quote the 2002 film, Phone Booth:-
Beautiful women always know when they're getting attention. That false indifference, superior air. It's just a tease. They want eyes on them. Why do they put on their make up? Do their hair? Dress so nicely? Not for their husband which they hardly ever see, no, it's for somebody else to notice.
Ahhhhhhh, Vanity.
SomeDudeThatRants 2 years ago
i don't agree with the lesbian.
i'm alway happy about men passing by and commenting my body :D
♥
x3arcticmonkeyx3 2 years ago 3
All women enjoy attention, this is a well known fact. But whether you are going to have sex with a man after he does this is different thing entirely. When a man can compliment you without being lude.. that is when you might give him some. Not if he goes "hey baby nice rack." Then you'll just quietly think to yourself "I have a nice rack."
Ejwoods08 2 years ago
Yeah! That is exactly what women think after a guy says "Hey baby nice rack."
Keep telling yourself that.
xramb1e0nx 2 years ago
That "Big Boy" looks evil.
SpazzzDog 2 years ago
Wow awsome editing, how did he do this?
irresistiblelipZ 2 years ago
azrienoch magic. and final cut pro....and it's constituents....probably. i don't know. just wanted to comment
MrYoutopia 2 years ago
Cool :-)
andreous7 2 years ago
i felt like i was being brainwashed with 18
erecnisruoma 2 years ago
To answer what's-her-face-on-the-tv-screen, NO we men who make those "Hey nice rack baby" comments don't expect anything remotely like a positive response.
It's passive aggresive behavior. We are already sure of your inevitable rejection of us because of all the rejection we've experienced. We only say it to piss you off.
Or to make our friends laugh.
It's akin to witnessing a roadkill and turning to your friend and saying "Life's a fragile thing Harry".
Obnoxious? yes.
Funny? yep.
HulkSmashPunyHumans 2 years ago
hmmm good points
rocketmen1 2 years ago
This is fucking genius.
And Fakesagan calls this guy boring in a 10 minute monotone rant?
Gotta love the irony.
asoularisen 2 years ago 2
asoularisen, couldn't have said it better myself.
Atrocitas6 2 years ago 2
hahahahaah you re good man ! very creative .
maidanbih 2 years ago
Wow that was freaking funny ! 5/5
TubeRecord 2 years ago 2
TENNSUMITSUMA 2 years ago
im addicted to tea time.
georgejonez 2 years ago
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head2thasky 2 years ago
Women are weird... they claim to be insulted by that sort of attention, yet if they don't get that attention they wish they did. Damned if you do, damned if you don't, guys. Yeah, women are weird like that.
moxie3672 2 years ago
I NEED TO MEET THIS GUY LOL!!
lostidentity99 2 years ago
niiiiiice.
supered86 2 years ago
brilliant.
karmendcastro 2 years ago
Wow you just dropped some knowledge!
SkylarG 2 years ago
i demand n00dz
demaskas 2 years ago
Who gives a damn if a guy stares at your tits? Most of the time the women that complain about this have their tits out in full view and make it difficult for a guy not to look!
whitters143 3 years ago
and besides that....its a compliment.
a7xMCRused 2 years ago
Good Vlog!
CUTTERNOCUTTING313 3 years ago
Never liked tea time.
Never
Warlordtrev 3 years ago
Warlordtrev,
You may want to get that checked out.
Bottledcan 3 years ago
Did she say, "men let me, let you, in on a little secret..."? I think she did. But, wow I was just talking to albert, (ellis not einstein and no I don't care if they're both dead), and he said... Excellent Tea Time, thanks. Really.
argenfargabarg 3 years ago
LIES AND SLANDER! I shout it for epic irl trolling! Good vid. :P
CaptainBlackCatz 3 years ago
lulz.
RNEMESiS42 3 years ago
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She's just another dumb bitch who thinks she knows what she's talking about.
Todd8Todd8Todd 3 years ago
She *was* talking about something she knew about (since it actually happened), your insecurities are coloring in the rest.
I ask you to look inside yourself and let Jesus H. Christ (son of Zeus) lead you to PEACE and UNDERSTANDING. r Amen.
penguinworm 2 years ago
Jesus H. Christ (son of Zeus) ?
What the fuck? what kind of Greek mythology you been studying?
Hercules was the son of Zeus not Jesus
andrewm211 2 years ago
I'm like 1/8 Albanian, I think I'd know who Zeus' sons are. Hercules is the son of Vishnu.
penguinworm 2 years ago
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T2rx6 2 years ago
Maybe the H. stands for Hercules.
T2rx6 2 years ago
My insecurities? You're doing the same thing she did. What you are speculating isn't the truth, any more so than her believing guys said "nice rack" to her in an attempt to get laid.
Todd8Todd8Todd 2 years ago
That's true, speculating about internet people is a hobby of mine. Please enlighten me about the purpose of catcalls.
penguinworm 2 years ago
Do you know what homophobia is?
Todd8Todd8Todd 2 years ago 2
Are saying that it is a way to assert their heterosexuality?
penguinworm 2 years ago
Yes.
Todd8Todd8Todd 2 years ago
Great lighting!!!
methos3h 3 years ago
good....stuff...
Topenigma 3 years ago
I mostly watch your videos because you are kind of cute, yourself. flagrantly puffed-up, but your face has good lines. What you infer about women is not quite news; it lacks wide-respect; and it says something about how useful philosophy has really been for you. Don't worry! You're still adored, today.
sylvestermeow 3 years ago
did that chick know that 18 went down on her????
tantalusmcdaddy 3 years ago
You're funny and have an awesome style to your videos, i'm gonna go watch more!
osborna 3 years ago
Haha brilliant!
DarkReign8588 3 years ago
The intro to Tea Time sounds really bland through my computer monitor. Then I put on my bose noise-canceling headphones, and all of a sudden i hear this crazy cool bass beat. Hell yeah.
B4TT3RY 3 years ago
55 sec.. thats hot
DC4RP 3 years ago
You're a poopyhead.
headlesspoopy 3 years ago
this was hilarious and awesome :)
blahhchristi 3 years ago
Holy Crap you don't just make good videos, you have like a superb understanding of the youtube medium.
missuscake 3 years ago
that chick in the video has not a nice rack, and that disappointment it is.
RayAtheist 3 years ago
Awesome...
Angieanything 3 years ago
You did some awesome color grading on this one playa!
iandud3 3 years ago
great tea time! *slurps tea*
phlexonance 3 years ago
awesome
pitbullzd 3 years ago
Like the new show! Why haven't I subscribed? Well, it's never too late... SUBSCRIBED!
MojoLovesU 3 years ago
When a man says some comment that you don't wanna hear, make a comment back - like "where's your ass? or "Are you a lesbian?" or Man, your breath smells!
okiedragonlady2 3 years ago
MIKMA WAS HERE
mikma 3 years ago
Haha, youre the guy The Onion made a reference to once. Awesome. I wish I was you.
Juggaloserialeater 3 years ago
She wouldn't like me anayway...I have "Man Tits!!"
flips300021 3 years ago
WOW!!!The Statue of Liberty has a tramp stamp?
nvnihi 3 years ago
I am so glad I subscribed. you are so funny.
nightshadelives40 3 years ago
Ummm...you're my hero!!
"You are under the umbrella of" or whatever the line about the umbrella was it was hysterical! Love love love your videos!
Shay1613 3 years ago
I was watching michelles video with the link to this at the same time. Wrong video sorry! This one was amazing too though!
Shay1613 3 years ago
LOL.
HersheysKisses637 3 years ago
wow. nice man
maritimetimes 3 years ago
haha this was hilarious. Thanks to Michelle for linking this guy in one of her latest video's, i would never have come across this channel. Glad i did :D genius. Absolute genius
mangokiwiorange 3 years ago
LOL that's aweosme Jeff! Fantastic effect!
supergetz 3 years ago
I like anything sarcastic videos. this video is one of the most entertaining and the most skilfully edited. Great job!
DarkDennis1961 3 years ago
Holy crap this is brilliant. How did I miss this?
Michelle is awesome.
GeneticBlend 3 years ago
You are being to kind to these kind of guys. That type is always a bully and a abuser of women.
mcgaugh57 3 years ago
This is my favorite tea time so far. Keep up the good work.
kombayn 3 years ago
nice vid, entertaining
stormriderWI 3 years ago
Ruff!
Elaina43 3 years ago
I think this is my favorite one so far :) Very well done!
But you still haven't convinced me about why guys will say such things ;)
snotpokkit 3 years ago
I think I prefer old Azrienoch in his library....
MynameisBear 3 years ago 2
you are really talented at making and editing your videos, really well done 5 stars :]
IceyMintz 3 years ago
oh fuck, the part where dolly says that michelle should pull her pants down to make the man more comfortable made me fall out of her chair...
msnomer71 3 years ago
man attracted to woman will eye her up and down focusing on her tits
woman attracted to man will eye him up and down focusing on his crotch
now give me my Nobel prize
mico2020 3 years ago
awesome
MarcusCicero7 3 years ago
lmao at this video!
melzaelf 3 years ago
Damn skippy..haha! I love your Bob's big boy character.
This is really funny!
TheStepfordNews 3 years ago
I just hate when women catch me looking in to their eyes :(
Samanmotlagh 3 years ago
A philosopher AND a womanizer... a crude but efficient combination, Azri! LOL
mario64bits 3 years ago
Yikes! I quickly looked at anythingsarcastic's channel while watching this, and it started autoplaying the theme, while the theme was already going on this page...urgh, aneurysm tiem can has? LOL j/j
1:50-2:00 Sagely. Just sagely.
Peace.
logicaust 3 years ago
Maybe you should have your dick out when you walk into that elevator in hopes that she will reciprocate.
Savagecuntfart 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
THE GOOD KISSER TEST
1. Hold ur breath!
2.Go 2 another video!
3.Add this coment!
4.Did u make it? If so ur a good kisser
AjMutti 3 years ago
tits or gtfo
cravenxv 3 years ago
lol
life is so hard
ThePointlessPoint 3 years ago
Your hair is getting long. <- My comment to avoid eye contact
FrogSplatScience 3 years ago
now i was thinking he just got it cut. :P
QuaintMag 3 years ago
The answer to her question is: "Because some male humans are immature, infantile, puerile." Such behavior as she described is spawned from immaturity: the failure for the men to have grown up and become adults. It really is as simple as that. The meta-reason for why many men have failed to grow up are many, and several books have been written on the subject.
Fortunately these infantile men are still the minority; they piss the shit out of adult men as much, if not more, than they annoy women.
Desertphile 3 years ago 4
Dear Az, I saw a TV commercial and it instructed a possible future ideal Azrienoch to not drawing numerals on his Tele. Best to ignore commericals like that! What do you think?
CivysCare4Soldiers2 3 years ago
i liked what the dog had to say.....he brought up some very pertinent points.
artworkslive 3 years ago
I love Michelle. Great Video Az! Smiley:D
vjm1234 3 years ago
Great show--nicely done!
Hmmm, where did 18 slip down to on the screen?
*Bright Blessings*
Linda
ladyopinx 3 years ago
Oh look it's Michelle!!!
I wouldn't know, this doesn't happen to ugly chicks, even with big tits. They usually end up telling us their life stories.
Blizzeekitty 3 years ago
Your comment made me laugh hysterically! You're too funny.
: P
Beat0it 3 years ago
But it's true. :)
Blizzeekitty 3 years ago
I say nice rack to chicks because by directing their attention to the fact that people are indeed viewing them they become aware of them more than before and more often than not become self concious and slowly enter into a downward spiral of self hate ending in slutty behavior for the aproval/attention of men
and subsequently, me gettting some ass from that slutty behavior.
lopeziii 3 years ago
lmao this comment is so stupid. i'd tell you off if you were worth my time.
QuaintMag 3 years ago
I'm not sure why but your voice is so soothing..
xakian 3 years ago
he reminds me of the joker.
Cookie Time.
JoeBlank1 3 years ago
*sigh*
The world is fucking FULL of people who will never like each other and never get along. For Christ's sake, if I had a dime for every person I wanted to jack in the face, I'd be able to afford my own island.
Part of growing up is learning to deal with them, learning to laugh about it, and moving the fuck on. It seems to me a person's life has to be pretty much devoid of purpose if they have the need to film themselves whining about having a nice rack.
ZenAnarchistAmerican 3 years ago
you make like the best points ever but end with that!
*rolls eyes*
she isn't whining about having a nice rack. is she? i thought she was asking why behavior she finds socially unacceptable is considered 'normal' to so many others. (the majority of those others being men) she also raises the question of ... does vulgar behavior on the part of the male ever lead to sex with a stranger. or something like that. and she doesn't seem void of anything let alone a life's purpose.
QuaintMag 3 years ago 4
I don't know who you are but we should get married! You are one of the few (very few) who understood my video...THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
anythingsarcastic 3 years ago 7
The fact that you aren't "chummy" with this guy...makes his video even better.
Beat0it 3 years ago
i've got the top hat, we just have to get you a dress! i'm michelle, michelle. :P
come visit anytime. x
QuaintMag 3 years ago
lol he's already married...
i know bummer.. i was kinda waiting too lol
=p
gloopsvega 3 years ago
genius.
El Bog
Fennias 3 years ago
I really like the new tea time concept.
NicoleNyaga 3 years ago
Loved the video. XD You ripping apart other people's videos works well. <3
moonstruckpelican 3 years ago
If I didn't like you so much I would be mildly offended. Now I just laugh at your presumptuousness. Is that the word I want? *ponders*
missdivinestalls 3 years ago
That was wicked funny! Good job!
demondays5 3 years ago
Men don't stare at my chest, they just stare at my ass when I'm walking away. At least that's what I tell myself to get through the day. How do I know, my mom lied when she said girls have eyes in the back of their heads. She was a monster though that lived under a bridge so maybe girl monsters really do have eyes in the back of their heads?
Funny video- as per norm. WTF happened to my other comment? I spoke eloquently on the topic sausages.
spricket24 3 years ago 5
Daddy would you like some sausages? *Plays keyboard violently*
azrienoch 3 years ago
Best Tea Time yet! Keep it up!
bondfrenchbond 3 years ago
Always funny! Thanks, Grams
GramsandPapi 3 years ago
I love you.
meekakitty 3 years ago
loveing it.. *****
lillieae 3 years ago
*jess is too overcome with mirth to comment*
Jessiqua42 3 years ago
Subliminal 18?
simchamo 3 years ago
=D Improvement! x3
MultipleNotes 3 years ago
Haha, true...
lordawesum 3 years ago
When you first began posting Tea Time videos, I watched them more out of loyalty to your sight, than anything else; however, I am delighted to say that, though it has been mere months since its creation, this new style has matured so that it is even more enjoyable to watch than your old one. Thank you for providing a source of entertainment that is not pure nonsense; one that actually encourages thought.
ilooovefilm 3 years ago
wow that opening shot was trippy as hell :D
FactVsReligion 3 years ago
Honestly, this is the ONLY TeaTime video that I actually like. I don't know why. I hope you are and will move in the right direction, Jeff. Keep doing what you're doing
Leekilicious 3 years ago 2
Maybe the people giving Michelle compliments are trying to inflate her ego to the point where shes so arrogant that she won't even make eye contact and give the poor saps the false impression that they have the right to address her. Or maybe Michelle is frustrated by the fact that these men, in whom she is subconsciously interested, are unable to engage her and give her the sex she desperately needs. It must be such a burden to receive compliments about one's appearance all the time.
spawnfan101 3 years ago
She shouldn't worry--in a few years, gravity will take its inexorable toll and no man will ever look at her with lust again :-)
randyhelzerman 3 years ago
what would be a nice way of saying "nice rack"? how could you turn "nice rack" into getting laid?
ReesesMonkeyXP 3 years ago
LOL try this 'hello i just won the lottery, i'm single, my mother lives 19,000 miles away and i need someone to go shoe shopping with me.' ring ring ... sex calling!
QuaintMag 3 years ago
pause at exactly 3:18
bixxl 3 years ago
doode i get this all the time. theres a kid in class who i for some odd reason cant stop starring at cuz he said "stop starring at me" when really its like saying dont think of blue elephants: whats gonna happen? ya start thinkin of blue elephants!
TheLizGang 3 years ago
I'd go with the blatant "nice rack" rather than nice shoes. She might at that time consider introducing you to her pretty little friend Enrico. You might be the one dropping your pants then. essh. I'll skip the home down colonoscopy.
allpawsnoclaws 3 years ago
You mean to tell me that never works? Well shit I need to reevaluate my whole game plan.
Conrii 3 years ago
It's churlish to complain because you are still a pretty funny guy, but this was pretty ordinary by Azrienoch standards.
2ii89 3 years ago
ROFL, haha
Chivalryaintdead 3 years ago
very cool vid :P
and yes, silence it what sells you out. thats why you often hear people "coughing" in elevators.. on purpose, just to break the silence.
sometimes its hard to know so much about human behavior :P
hoodedraider 3 years ago
lmao
Jessers3192 3 years ago
Women check out men as much as men check out women. Its less noticeable with women though, because they have superior peripheral vision.
Hamandchees3 3 years ago
I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, so I'm not sure whether I agree with you or not. I agreed with everything that AnythingSarcastic said. (ducks for cover)
paul02144 3 years ago
Yes, it's sarcastic. Completely, utterly sarcastic.
azrienoch 3 years ago
"time" 18
"time" 18
"time" 18
anyone else notice or are the voices back?
10secstomeltdown 3 years ago 2
Lithium,NOW!
Blargaldalien 3 years ago 2
"Yeah, but she's a HOT lesbian!"
Exactly. Kudos.
LocoGringoCocinero 3 years ago
At first I was like "..." but then, I LOL'd.
RenegadeScion 3 years ago 2
always a nice lol, your acting abilities do not go unnoticed or un-fapped to!
CelphaFiael 3 years ago
16!
AnethSvartalf 3 years ago
great vid! ^_^
Vivi1790 3 years ago
I really enjoy the forma18t. Having dol18ly and others explain18 their own po18nts of view is a f18un distraction.
I can see Michnicerack18ell's argument.And your ton18 helps put it all in18 perspective.
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
lol
azrienoch 3 years ago
Once again I enjoy your satirical and insightful comedy. A proper mix of the crass and intellegent. Plus you used clips of one of my favorite YouTube ladies, so that always helps.
hursty810 3 years ago
frikkin brilliant....
timecentre 3 years ago
OMG I thought you'd taken up deer hunting when I saw the title of this video...Glad to know you haven't...But you do seem to have become a hoody...Looks good though.
I like to try to balance the equation by commenting on pert male butts whenever I see one...
;0)
2bsirius 3 years ago
you look cutes with a hoody X3
aimeebaines 3 years ago
Ahahaha! Love the awkward moment at the end Az. Awesome facial expression.
QuilanaKat 3 years ago
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She can't get any cawk because her voice is more annoying than Dolly's.
Jesus...
superangrymonkey 3 years ago
Well, I agree with her. Some men are pigs. Not all men, just those that decide to be that douchey. They are good to avoid.
I've totally had that elevator conversation too. Some old guy was just like "wow, this is a really nicely decorated elevator" to me. Maybe he was just being nice. I'LL NEVER KNOW THE WORLD HAS MADE ME PARANOID
ninapoetry 3 years ago
Creature make sense in belief. Michelle is a hot lesbian.
Tiredofcrap 3 years ago
You've found your niche Jeff. I love this stuff!
JimmerSD 3 years ago
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That girl is incredibly stupid. "I'm a lesbian because men are all pigs"
Yes, all men do nothing but scream "nice shoes, wanna fuck" yes thats what we all do. all day long...
I wanna punch her in the side of the head then scream "NICE RACK" in her face.
/nerd-rage
tadshackles 3 years ago
Nerd indeed that you think that she says this as purely a lesbian and not as a woman in general. I dare you to find a straight woman with a decent amount of self-respect that would disagree with her.
demoblaster 3 years ago
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When did I say that non-lesbians would like this?
I was commenting on her generalization that all men are these bloodthirsty animals she is making us out to be. With women like this why bother being a nice guy, she already has me lumped in with all the d-bags of the world.
lrn2read&comprehend please.
tadshackles 3 years ago
Had you watched my video (just a thought) I was simply asking the men, why other men do this...but you managed to answer my question just fine anyway...haha.
anythingsarcastic 3 years ago 4
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I'll be honest I did not watch the video. I may have been misguided by the small clips that were shown in the video.
Look here is my issue. You make it sound as if it is something men did to you that make you like women. Instead of the fact that you simply prefer women and are sexually attracted to them.
I summed you up (however incorrect I may have been) in a few short clips. you, in turn made the same mistake by summing me up in one poorly worded YT comment.
not single, no thanks.
tadshackles 3 years ago
lol, so judging someone before getting their facts straight is you being a nice guy? HA, wow....and yes, of course thats why girls become lesbians, because they think all guys are pigs, so TRUE -_- im guessing you've never passed high school, since you lacking much education...
Vivi1790 3 years ago
So, you're saying that girls "choose to be gay"
You should be the poster child for retro-active abortions. Being called stupid by someone who has an assigned seat on the short bus makes me smile on the inside.
Thanks for being just dumb enough for me to enjoy you!
tadshackles 3 years ago
HAHA - yes, I hate all men and that is EXACTLY why I'm a lesbian. You have isolated the reason for my homosexuality, how wonderful! I always wondered why I was gay, and there we have it! But I must say you make a strong case for men with the following comment..."I wanna punch her in the side of the head then scream "NICE RACK" in her face." In fact, are you single...wanna fuck?
anythingsarcastic 3 years ago 19
I never question gay but wanna fuck?
Tiredofcrap 3 years ago
Good one Michelle.
I just KNEW being gay was a choice *lol*.
And yes... Violence does solve everything!
OF COURSE I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!!!
Randombutgay 3 years ago
Tad, you are a moron. You make me want to be gay so I am no longer associated with you in anyway. Watch the video, then try to make a generalization about Michelle. You'll still be wrong, and it'll probably still be idiotic, but at least you will know the full story.
hursty810 3 years ago 2
lol. Ya know it's guys like this that made the rest of us look bad. The sheer ignorance is mind baffling.
demoblaster 3 years ago 3
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I love how everyone is mad at me for being like them. I guess I need to learn that sarcasm is difficult to detect via the intarwebs.
Vivi1790... protip for you: When flaming someone's intelligence it is important to avoid third grade spelling and grammar errors. kthx
I am with "Randombutgay" on this. I was being sarcastic about "choosing" to be gay. That is what it seemed like you were saying, Michelle. It made me angry that your message as I saw it was "Im gay because men are bad"
k?
tadshackles 3 years ago
lol, see, again, u make ASSumptions, maybe im not spelling very well because english isn't my first language?! and about my first comment to u, its called sarcasm.
Vivi1790 3 years ago 2
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I heard that sarcasm was easy to pick up on in print...
U seem to have spelled that entire worthless rant correctly and even used correct punctuation!
Crash course in english this afternoon?
Either way, it seems that all this is one gigantic cluster-fuck of misunderstanding and sarcasm gone wrong. I'll chalk this one up to experience and move on.
Great video as usual Jeff!