Ballad of Douche Quadbike by Sanchez

[coprographia]

you may already be a jail

[otisse]

Loren, I am disappoint.

[gravyboatK]

Can't...stop...laughing...

[gotztago]

@Redburga

There is an important detail I would like to point out to you:

At 1:10, he starts writing an A. Did he decide to change the fictional woman's name to "Loren" halfway through?

Finally, definitive proof that he is a douche (other than the video itself)

[Gameshoe]

@gotztago Wait...yeah! What the fuck?

[Thisisntfunny2]

@gotztago He didn't have enough colors to make a rainbow flag, so he's painting the word "GAY" on a flag.

[hemi265halloran]

I'm not gay anymore either! *cut to scene of me playing with tires while wearing tight shorts*

Ok I'm gay then.

[Armstrongfangirl]

This is seriously the best thing ever. I love you Sanchez.

[dock6024]

did he died?

[ScreamingDoom]

BWAHAHAHAHA!

This is hilarious!

This fucking self-absorbed asscunt deserves all the scorn that can be put upon him.

[LvsKira12]

Poor Loren. Good thing she dumped him as Captain America would.

[amarellaharte]

Awesome video! Speaking as a woman, thank God Loren got safely away from this guy! My danger signals were going off all over watching the original.

[gravyboatK]

Hilarity ensued,

[notsgnivil1]

Wow. He must be CGI - the real Cap America!! I cried tears. Do you think he will make it?

[Bonzodog25]

Damnit! My first thought upon waking up this morning was

"I'M NOT GAY ANYMOREEEEE"

YOU have done this to me, Sanchez. As Captain America would.

[quizzabella]

Genius. Makes a lot more sense than the original "watch me lift random things around a farmyard because it's totally uplifting and not at all an excuse to prance around in a tight t-shirt"

[KilroyM]

Sanchez = god among men

[McDopetron]

@KilroyM

AND DON'T EVER FUCKIN' FORGET IT!!

[jimbob15515]

Down With Douche Quadbike! Excellent remix.

[ivanabosnjak]

Bravo! This guy is a psycho. No wonder Loren wants nothing to do with him lol

[RandyVen]

The theme song "I'm Not Gay Anymore" is fraudulent.

Clearly, this nancy is still very much gay.

Those were not tires but his lover's assholes he is rolling up that hill.

[FarseerLolotea]

Douche Quadbike?

Sounds like a MST3k David Ryder name. Appropriate.

[AitchJay]

5 stars, wish I could give more, but the terrorist nazis won't let me.

[instante101]

Epic. The Douche in the original video is a narcissist and deserves all the heckling he gets for making a shitty 6 minute muscle-mania and shitty driving video.

[corruptframe]

You dont like captane armekuah? Wut is u a terrerest? And its not gaye if yer doin the fukkin.

[zavatone]

Lifting tires for cancer... as Captain America would.

[FawnVamp]

"I will roll the tires of sincerity through the cowfield of your heart..."

Epic LOL!

[jasonjosephes]

That guy's chin hits more balls than Ichiro.

[toxxikvamp]

This video is full of win.

[sjmanikt]

That...was epic.

[megcat42]

Maybe she broke up with him for being a shitty driver. Or maybe just because he was a self-obsessed weirdo that would rather spend 9 months filming himself moving rocks than work out the problems in their relationship.

[azzythehero]

...as Captain America would.

[johnemersonsfoot]

Great, except the lyrics are kind of obscured by the music.

[bastardforsale]

I like how at 3:41 you can see him fall and that stupid trailer he was attempting to push rolls back and nails his not gay anymore face.

[eckness]

epic

[ghandithegman]

Awesome. So totally awesome.

[vagitoe]

I lol'd