AIDS was created by the govt. to kill off the gays(i'm not lying, it was actually invented in the '40s by the govt., look it up) Dew was invented by Bin Laden to lower our sperm count, thus giving the US and other countries a lower population, making them easier to defeat, so the Osama and his insurgent followers could finally rule the world as they have been planning since 1993. don't get me wrong, it's just a joke. i'm a democrat and i think the war in Afghanistan is bullshit. G. Bush sucks.
@bloodleader5 your a dumb ass, seriously A.I.D.S is a disease which was found in America in 1943 which means Acquired Immuno Deficiency Syndrome. When a man was going on a mission in South Africa and was traveling in a village when he had a large gash on his left calf. he was given water and shelter but later died. When they gave him an autopsy there was nothing wrong his heart was fine and he was not out of shape when they examined his blood. His white blood cells attacked his red blood cells
@bloodleader5 when they figures out what had happened they knew it has been around in Africa for a while just never knew what it did. But when they saw the first effects of it in America. They found out how it transfers and they made a vaccine. now it was not over night. But scientists have always called it Acquired Immuno Deficiency Syndrome. AIDS is just abbreviation. And mountain dew wasn't meant to have that lower your sperm count it used to be just carbonated water and orange juice.
@FcTheOfficialCarbon It was made in 1912 by a Soda Enthusiasts Named Barney and Ally Hartman Plus their longtime friend Bill Bridgforth. And it was just carbonated water, orange juice, and lemon-lime. It's the chemicals they put in it now, that make it bad for you. It actually used to be one of the most healthy soda drinks, before Pepsi co. bought the mountain dew brand name. *pbbt* dumb ass got shown in three comments
for mountain dew to decrease your sperm count you'd have to be drinking a keg of mountain dew and having sex with 3 people all at once WITHOUT spilling a drop.
even if it was true, i wouldn't have to worry about it, UNTIL i want to make a baby, and whoever my partner is at the time wants to too, but that's just me
Notice how I said its still there, but its lowered. Theres more more then 9,000,000 Sperm Cells in one "ejactulation." Mountain Dew may reduce it to, what, 7,000,000 still alot but lowered.
Classic WKUK
aToMiCxMiLkMaN 4 months ago
Holy shit... I thought that was Trevor in the hat, but thats fucking Timmy!
LordScrambles 4 months ago
TANTRUUUUUUUM
theoriok 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Aplexity
Sam looks like he's on roids. That would explain him getting fat later.
MegatallicaFTW69 5 months ago
Holy shit Timmy's hair is long!
RIPGeorgeCarl1n 6 months ago
0:52 ...please tell me thats moutain dew
SubduedBeast 6 months ago
@SubduedBeast
Well that's what mountain dew tastes like anyways
CrazyClown599 5 months ago
What about the door at the end?!!?!?!?!
JACK8DAVIS 6 months ago
Timmy, SLIM WITH LONG HAIR?
Punkinonthefloor 7 months ago 5
THUMBS UP FOR TIMMY'S LONG HAIR!
TheUntouchablezzzzz 7 months ago
MOUNT AND DEW ME
AlexPaincakes 7 months ago
PHUK THAT !!!!! LMAO!!!!
INbredMonarchy 7 months ago
where the hell is trevor?
MrVanillaswag 7 months ago
does sam have a mowhawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hossahunter22 8 months ago
69 people like golden showers
SuperGearhead666 8 months ago
was sketch ever played on tv?
birdkiller776 9 months ago
TIMMY IS SKINNY AND HAS LONG HAIR?!?
Spoothead12 9 months ago 7
I wonder how much money these guys make.
Conducingpillow 11 months ago
timy in this sketch?
tibherius 11 months ago
@tibherius
Yeah. He has the cap and long hair. He is actually skinny.
DOSDestroyer 11 months ago
what the hell? skinny timmy?????
kelseyisfiction 1 year ago 6
what the hell? timmy wasnt born fat?
talktoomuch1 1 year ago 10
FUCK THAT!
mw2isbroke 1 year ago
Zach looks weird and Timmy looks hot jk im not gay :P
Dltn97 1 year ago
I wish Timmy would piss in my mouth with mountain dew ..
bobkin611 1 year ago
lol awesome. Zach looks awesome in this skit....
altairPWK 1 year ago
do want
Eddythebandkid 1 year ago
Anyone know what the music is? Second track sounds like Melt-Banana... first track is hauntingly familiar but I can't place it
bonghits420 1 year ago
God damnit, now i want some mountain dew!
TheMr1911 1 year ago 4
Is that Melt Banana?
jek21 1 year ago
OMG THEY LOOK SO YOUNG!
julialovessmosh 1 year ago 5
AIDS was created by the govt. to kill off the gays(i'm not lying, it was actually invented in the '40s by the govt., look it up) Dew was invented by Bin Laden to lower our sperm count, thus giving the US and other countries a lower population, making them easier to defeat, so the Osama and his insurgent followers could finally rule the world as they have been planning since 1993. don't get me wrong, it's just a joke. i'm a democrat and i think the war in Afghanistan is bullshit. G. Bush sucks.
bloodleader5 1 year ago
@bloodleader5 your a dumb ass, seriously A.I.D.S is a disease which was found in America in 1943 which means Acquired Immuno Deficiency Syndrome. When a man was going on a mission in South Africa and was traveling in a village when he had a large gash on his left calf. he was given water and shelter but later died. When they gave him an autopsy there was nothing wrong his heart was fine and he was not out of shape when they examined his blood. His white blood cells attacked his red blood cells
FcTheOfficialCarbon 1 year ago
@bloodleader5 when they figures out what had happened they knew it has been around in Africa for a while just never knew what it did. But when they saw the first effects of it in America. They found out how it transfers and they made a vaccine. now it was not over night. But scientists have always called it Acquired Immuno Deficiency Syndrome. AIDS is just abbreviation. And mountain dew wasn't meant to have that lower your sperm count it used to be just carbonated water and orange juice.
FcTheOfficialCarbon 1 year ago
@FcTheOfficialCarbon It was made in 1912 by a Soda Enthusiasts Named Barney and Ally Hartman Plus their longtime friend Bill Bridgforth. And it was just carbonated water, orange juice, and lemon-lime. It's the chemicals they put in it now, that make it bad for you. It actually used to be one of the most healthy soda drinks, before Pepsi co. bought the mountain dew brand name. *pbbt* dumb ass got shown in three comments
FcTheOfficialCarbon 1 year ago
@bloodleader5 sry didn't know it was a joke, still.... PWND!!!
FcTheOfficialCarbon 1 year ago
fuck that!!!
000andreo000 1 year ago
Holy shit! Timmy was skinny and had skater punk hair!
CaptainLights 1 year ago
LOL @ TIMMY
nln6494 1 year ago
timmy was skinny wow
tenaciousj95 1 year ago
@tenaciousj95 Now he's skinny again
crackedheretic 1 year ago
@legoboy227 If it lowered the drinkers sperm count, why do i shoot such big loads in your moms face after i drink it?
WHATShisNAME19 1 year ago
damn, that shit looks old
vinnyc1000 1 year ago
Mountain Dew reduces your sperm count SIGNIFICANTLY.
legoboy227 1 year ago
@legoboy227 u fucking serious? how?!! i drink it sometimes. not worried or anything, but is that possible?
bloodleader5 1 year ago
0:09 "FUCK THAT" lol
clam266 1 year ago
is timmy.... SKINNY!?
theDWP907 1 year ago
Is that Timmy??? SKINNY????????
whytef11 1 year ago
It's a shame that can't show on air.
123456789058909 2 years ago
Woah, Timmy is skinny as shit. And who's that guy with the mohawk?
Jeronami 2 years ago 2
thats not skinny as shit you must be a fat ass to think that
thezodiac8973 1 year ago
you must be anorexic to think its not
HeavenDenies909 1 year ago
@thezodiac8973
Ahem.
Shut the fuck up.
As a comparison to what Timmy is now,
Yes, that is,
'Skinny as shit.'
Jeronami 1 year ago
Timmy... with long hair???? and no belly fat???????? whatt the fuccccckk
bobsareawesome 2 years ago 3
SUED!
Dmajorproductions 2 years ago
The guy with the mohawk is not one of the Whitest Kids.
kh2freek 2 years ago 4
I think the guy with the mohawk is either Trevor or Sam
Bladenit09 2 years ago
...ahh...the power of hyperness due to mountain dew. XD
kityatcat 2 years ago
0:43 lol u see the guy standing on the cornor pouring it in his mouth u can see his shorts
mcnutters17 2 years ago 4
who is the dude with the mohawk?
GSeward 2 years ago
is taht timmy?
jeremy915111 2 years ago
lol love these noobs they're great!
RealNameUnknown06 2 years ago 2
DEW ME!! DEW ME SO HARD!!
sheerterror77 2 years ago 4
look how skinny timmy is!!
justinmanboy25 2 years ago 4
I think this was their really first sketch
Frank6musicien 2 years ago
they look so different in this :D
FYIuRugly 2 years ago
hahahah FUCKING GREAT!
savemyplaylist 2 years ago
DEW ME!
Axlkill 2 years ago 4
Lol ADD much?
obeythekkk 2 years ago
LOL!
anumayy 2 years ago
That was Timmy?! Holy sheeet! He's cute!
TheWalrus001 2 years ago
"dew me!"
bahahahaa.
modernchica101 2 years ago
I thought Timmy was Trevor in the beggining
Pluss18 2 years ago 3
Timmy XD holy $hit he looks hilarious in long hair...Zack looks a bit younger too XD
Musicninja007 2 years ago
lol man pissed in a mans mouth lol
godofguitar98 2 years ago
LOL that was fucking epic XD Timmy is thin O.O
Merimi 2 years ago
timmy looks SO SKINNY compared to later videos
Halfpipesk8r 2 years ago 2
omg I didn't even know that was timmy hahaha I was wondering who the hell that guy was....
Skagasmictacostand 2 years ago
zach and timmy but whos the other guy?
stallion494 2 years ago
i know that's Zach and Timmy but is that Daren
inandish 2 years ago
OMFG! Hotpocketz!
drgrough 2 years ago
The only funny part was from 0:01 to 1:01 :P
ItheSwick 2 years ago 5
ya its diaspointing 0:00 sucked!!!!
TheOffspringFan12 2 years ago 4
the only funny part was that ending lol
mussonman 2 years ago
*DIES LAUGHING*
Afronadian 2 years ago
hahahahahaha when they first started thats greaat
timmy looks weird with long hair and hes skinny O.o
krowXdoom 2 years ago
I was thinking the same thing lol.
AwesomenessDude1992 2 years ago
yea! Dew me!
Pyro5139 2 years ago
this should be the mountain dew commercial!
Lovesick4Mina 2 years ago 55
Oh god the end X.x
meredithsboy09 2 years ago
jesus, timmy's hair!!!
RoyEBTV 2 years ago
god that music sucks.....
barryscottlovesyou 2 years ago
-10 rep for timmy there.
HoboJoeHobo 2 years ago
Now thats my KINDA STYLE.I love Mountain Dew Itz DA BESTS DRINK EVA
EvilRedGoose 2 years ago 2
lol when theyre dorppping dew from the roof you can see their feet when the other guys drinking it
GOWmassacre 2 years ago
WTF fuck timmy being skinny.
TheGreat90 2 years ago 2
lol, mtn dew.
GbubProductions 2 years ago
i think timmy is funnier when he fat.
NickIsOriginal 2 years ago 5
TIMMY WAS FUCKING THIN WAT HAPPENED
jjkungfuyo101 2 years ago 3
Food happened lol
DrTranReincarnated 2 years ago 26
holly shit timmy was thin
gotrixx5806 2 years ago
What song is this?
Sounds kinda like something by Zach Hill
latinohomiejo071593 2 years ago
lol drinking pee lol!!!!!
TehTenCommandments 2 years ago
wet the due LOL
jorel658 2 years ago
that f up
zeke1139 2 years ago
whos the dude in the middle is that henry rollins
rampitup49 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah........ I dont get it.
Gaara123666 2 years ago
that was timmy ????? the fuuuck ?
muumuuu123 2 years ago 2
yea that one part was just a lil gay lol.. but who cares lol it was funny
wayne3c 2 years ago
whos the guy with the mohawk?
katchison 2 years ago
prolly just one of there friends
maddrummer63 2 years ago
lmao, but mountain dew makes ur penis small
kiliona171 2 years ago
no.....it doesn't.
it decreases your sperm count
DUUUH!!!
fddproductionss 2 years ago
for mountain dew to decrease your sperm count you'd have to be drinking a keg of mountain dew and having sex with 3 people all at once WITHOUT spilling a drop.
DderajJ 2 years ago 3
hahahaha
MitellProductions 2 years ago
lol
DderajJ 2 years ago
sounds like my weekend, haha
thecashier 2 years ago 3
lol
DderajJ 2 years ago
so you have alot of wetdreams
pivot1022 2 years ago
oh u know it =)
thecashier 2 years ago
lol
pivot1022 2 years ago
Actually, mountain dew fucks with your metabolism in a way that blocks the growth of new sperm to a certain degree.
I could research it and THEN post, but I really dont feel like putting that much effort into a youtube post.
GodWantsBlood 2 years ago
no it doesnt. its already been proven. i end the discussion here.
DderajJ 2 years ago
even if it was true, i wouldn't have to worry about it, UNTIL i want to make a baby, and whoever my partner is at the time wants to too, but that's just me
kbkos 2 years ago
It's the yellow 5 in it. And it reduces sperm count, but not enough that it would make someone sterile.
DaRocc2 2 years ago
see, i don't have to worry about that until i want a child, it makes sense to me lol
kbkos 2 years ago
so thats why my balls started to hurt after i drank one.....
hadoken123 2 years ago
yeah mountain dew!
moheh 2 years ago
I want to go break stuff now. I'll break your face!
tecguySD 2 years ago
FUCK THAT
Atharg 2 years ago
Um yeah I think Mountain Dew is Carbonated Donkey Piss.
Darchills 2 years ago
I WANNA DO THE DEW!!!!!!!!
DOB1430 2 years ago
wtf did I just see at the end??
A CAN! of mountian dew?? :O!
jonahmonk 2 years ago 2
Actually it was a two liter but it does come in cans. where the hell are you from?
parsonsian 2 years ago
I dont know about you but I rubbed my clit to this video.
Jackthemeat 2 years ago
Me too. And I'm a male!
KilobyteBrain 2 years ago 3
Me too. And I'm a whale!
KillerBear111 2 years ago
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enough said. mountain dew is gay
McAwesometon 2 years ago
omg i thought timmie was trevor
laurencouture 2 years ago 4
The music in the background is Blonde Redhead.
SkeksisRule 2 years ago
I recognized only two of the WKUK in this. Timmy and Zach. Who was the third person?
missbassflute 2 years ago
holy shit timmy was skinny how did he get so fat
ruma17 2 years ago 6
when did timmy get fat
zachsocool16 2 years ago
when the wiggle dance became a good idea
bart1994Bixel 2 years ago
the last 1 is messed up
XBOXmetalhead45 2 years ago
DUDE! Timmy was skinny!
Wolfparade51 2 years ago
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this isnt WKUK hahah. wtf you guys. Thats why it has no plot and no funny parts.
Colenelly 2 years ago
no that was WKUK but way way before they were famous like i think in collage.
epiklulz1 2 years ago
yeah, i mean srsly look at timmy he was sooo thin back then
grimmjowx51 2 years ago
this is totally whites kids
andyrexik 2 years ago
dumb ass that is the wkuk when they first started
lance5932 2 years ago 2
wtf.
whos the guy with the mohawk?
Forswarn 2 years ago
When WKUK first started it was 18 guys so it was one of the other 13 that we dont know already...
PimpslapFilms 2 years ago
he looks better lookin like that
bribriTDWP 3 years ago
its creepy seeing Timmy so slim
aspiredrotary 3 years ago
THAT WAS TIMMY!?!? lol. that IS weird
BloodBunny619 3 years ago
what is that music in the background? melt banana?
pauleypauleypauley 3 years ago
Lololol Deerhoof
Sai450 3 years ago
haha look how skinny timmy is
Captrade 3 years ago
Ii know, right? And his hair! It's longer than mine and I have a vagina...I think.
fangirl8392 3 years ago
You think you have a vagina?
zimmothy182 2 years ago
I do. I'm not so sure.
fangirl8392 2 years ago
jeese that must be from when they first started! like back in the college days..
excellence.
cowgodess 3 years ago 2
is this really the WKUK? dosn't seem like them
IsesriX 3 years ago
lolz hahahahahahhaha rofl :51 look at his face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
metalheadofgermany 3 years ago
:54 look at the guys fingers
metalheadofgermany 3 years ago
dew me!!! lol
fhemfjsj23 3 years ago
omg is that them except from a long time ago?
Daryalicious 3 years ago
moutain dew lowers your sperm count
lance5932 3 years ago
that was a myth
dandy269 3 years ago 2
Its true, it lowers it, but its still there.
Retarted1cat 3 years ago
then I triple dog dare you (that means you have to do it) to drink two liters of mountain dew then "wank it" and tell me if anything cums out
dandy269 3 years ago
Notice how I said its still there, but its lowered. Theres more more then 9,000,000 Sperm Cells in one "ejactulation." Mountain Dew may reduce it to, what, 7,000,000 still alot but lowered.
Retarted1cat 3 years ago
oh alright sorry, but when some people say it they mean that it like kills them for good. it's nice finding smart people online
dandy269 3 years ago
Its still just an urban legend
bananalord12 3 years ago
no its not...the yellow 5 dye in mountain dew does actually decrease ur sperm count
Skwiskid666 3 years ago