Monty Python and the Holy Grail, part 1

[sirpintine]

apologize has a Z in it England D: thought you knew that

[SFZXE]

@sirpintine sorry for not giving you our language to fuck up

[atechpriest]

To the 59 people that disliked this please follow these directions.

Step 1: look at the dislike bar

Step 2: Look at your penis without drawing unnecessary attention to yourself

Step 3: Determine that there is no difference in lenght

That is all

[ToxicThrashAssult50]

Best opening to any movie :P

[MaldroidX]

the first half is all credits gah

[Flinch4Me]

"I feel fine.." *wack*

[AlphaBiggitz]

Everyone's more intelligent and more sensitive than the main characters XD!

[TheGamerResistance]

-Are you tellin me coconauts migrate?

-No...they can be carried

[shiroisakura1]

best movie ever made lol

[warguy132]

Lol! Just the opening credits and I'm already laughing my ass off.

[salemgirl123]

i love this movie.. thankx soo much for posting it

[cluelessqueen]

llamas! 

[NaturalArbiter]

Am I the only one who's here watching this because they feel left out by all their friends?

[GayGreekGuy]

I love how in the beginning, he doesn't have a horse, and yet, he's making clopping sounds.

[1allthingsdead]

cool

[TheMrpotatoedude]

Im not dead

Aw dont be silly

IM NOT DEAD

(guy punches him=dead)

[Spazeshark]

"it's a matter of weight ratio" lmfao! xD

[throwawaythekeys]

How can you dislike this D:

[bensonguitar]

them ecudorian mountain lamas did a great job

[REPTAR828]

y so many llamas?

[XxitsxwacalackaxX]

We watched this is my class last week and it was soooo funny I love this movie xD

[RulingTundra]

I never can quite tell, what does the guard say at 4:50, "pull the other one" or something like that? :s

[ryzhikant]

what is with the opening credit sub titles? Wi not trei a holiday in Sweden this yer?

[xchickenmanx]

You know you're doing something right when your show is 4 decades old and no one has managed to make anything funnier than it yet.

[dsplodge86]

'moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms' brilliant!

[MrBEANSTALKZ]

i use to use to get shot in the knee by an arrow till

a moose bit me

[MrSomeidiot13]

I think he is a king. How do you know. Well he doesn't have S**t on him

[jabajaba208]

i love the Swedish translation in the beginning "why not try a holiday in Sweden this year" haha

[Hercolicious]

We will sack the sackers!

[Nobbit67]

Mexicans hired at 3:13 Lmao..

[TheDolphins99]

looks like that out of the people that thumed this 58 or duche bags

[queen101corgi]

"I think I'll take a walk!" Lolz

[E742w]

Allota Llamas

[TheNinalovesyou]

Haha! Patsy!! Did anyone else see who directed this film?

[princessgrapefruit1]

Haha lol. The intro music used to scare me when I was little and I'd watch it with my parents and brother.

[ultralord11111]

Its like shaking!

[ssv1999]

@JOBOBER1 haha thanx ik im awesome lol jkjk kool my friend recommended it to me :)

[JOEBOBER1]

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[hfroge]

@JOEBOBER1 NI



[ssv1999]

Haha fav part of the whole thing-"He must be a king." "Why is that?" "He isn't covered in shit." haha :)

[JOEBOBER1]

@ssv1999 ive watched it like twenty times

[JOEBOBER1]

@ssv1999 :-) you awsome dont ask why

[MrSuperMooman]

signed Richard M. Nixon, wasn't he the president of america during the moon landing?

[cupcakegirl877]

@ co0kiemonster3 i noticed that to

[co0kiemonster3]

Signed Richard M. Nixon haha just noticed that 01:39

[FunnyLimbo]

the one time I never miss the credits

[hfroge]

@FunnyLimbo ikr

[hfroge]

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! BRING OUT YOUR DEAD! Heres one! "I'm not dead"

Wait what was that? Oh nothing "I'm not dead" Eh! He says hes not dead! He will be soon, hes getting old. "im getting better!" No your not, youll be stone dead in a moment. "i feel fine" No you dont!!! "Id like to go for a walk" Isnt there something you can do? "i feeel Happppppppy" *gets hit in head with something*

[iko1026]

@hfroge my tommy still hurts from this....

[hfroge]

@iko1026 i love that part. Oh i love the Holy hang grenade bit too! Count to 3 and only 3, not 1, nor 2 unless you intend on proceding to 3, not 4 nor 5 nor 6. But 3 and oly 3. Another part i like is when they are at the bridge with the dwarf thing. This movie is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!

[iko1026]

@hfroge tell me about it....why oh why don't they make movies like this anymore???

[hfroge]

@iko1026 i dont know but the need to. If you wanna see the worst scary move, check out The seed of chucky. It's so bad its funny

[GavinWilliamHill1997]

It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons, sovereign of all England!

[MairacleMaker10]

@burpboy thanks for sharing!

[beasterking]

castle stalker

[snowboardgirl63]

did any one else see 'and many interesting furry animals' at 1:29? lol

[Ihartwolves]

I'm not dead! U hear that he said he's not dead. Yes he is . I'm not he's not dead?he isn't.? No but he's very I'll... 1 min later I FEEL HAPPY KLINK

[Ihartwolves]

The conversation starts with coconuts and ends with bring out ur dead!!! KLINK

[santaniello7]

HA HA HAH PMSL XD

[lollypop123452]

classic!

[deadlyduo3]

SPOILER ALERT

those who have seen the movie IRL should know what this means

THROW THE HOLY HANDGRENADE!!!! haaaaleluya

[salemgirl123]

the credits are so funny it sets the mood for the rest of the movie

[SammieSparxx13]

I was disappointed by the lack of mooses.

[mamabear1753]

Best Opening Credits Ever.

[megajaws101]

going to google images to look at African Swallows...

[Istandcorrected66]

This whole thing is like one big YouTube parody

[HollowChick97]

Love this movie

"I feel happy." KLUNK "Thanks, here you go." XD

[AdamC3046]

3:43 for the beginning

[christhenerd8]

@AdamC3046 0:00 for the beginning

[AdamC3046]

@christhenerd8 well, no. No it isn't. It's just titles and credits.

[spenceDc]

this shit is way too funny

[snapplerocks98]

Large moose on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography: Bo Benn

[xlntjames]

9:10 - LOL

[mintedsalami]

A moose once bit my sister.

[MrGBH]

What amuses me is that coconuts float and have been known to reach the shores of Cornwall (One argued location for Camelot) via the Gulf Stream, so it's entirely plausible for Arthur to have found it as he set out on his journey.

[kickmybowls]

ALL HAIL LLAMAS



[patrick20082008]

the coconut part is the best trolling i've ever seen

[artmaster211]

I freakin love the coconut hooves part, LOL. And the 5 ounce bird carrying the one pound coconut bit.

[AnimeGirl5634]

Arthur's got a lovely bunch of coconuts! There they are clicking as he goes! Clickity clack clickity clack, why can't he afford a horse?

[lillop3]

"A moose once bit my sister..."

All the people who skip the opening credits are totally missing out!

[wildboy789789]

@lillop3 2:28 moose trained by yutte hermsgervordenbrotborda

[ghostgirl468]

Large moose on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and 'O' Level Geography by: BO BENN

[simcitydude]

56 people had a seizure 3:24

[Connderierrinboffman]

monty python is the only movie to make credits funny

[clashrogers]

56 people have been sacked

[ShiftConttrol]

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law- an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist". "Fillings of Passion","The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

[PulseAndTwist]

"old woman" "MAN" "man sorry, what knight lives in that castle over there?" "i'm 37" "what?" "i'm 37 i'm not old" "well i can't just call you man" "you could've said dennis" "i didn't know you were called dennis" "well you didn't bother to find out did you?"

[AmyPondLover]

Bring out your dead!!

Mother of God. I love Monty Python so, so much. :D

[bourdon30]

56 people have just been sacked right there

[x1012x]

0:28 Wik,

0:39 Also Wik

0:45 Also Also Wik

Made me laugh.

[kyl4edfkmsdk]

I dont know any fucking film thats made me lmfao in the credits!!! ahahahaha

[Megaultraawesome99]

hahaha, "ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT COCONUTS MIGRATE?" xD

[shazzy544]

The longest credits ive ever seen. And also the best

[ChrissySpockLennon]

loolll, I love this movie xD

[Jetkillr]

LMAO Vehicles: Budget Rent-a-car :)

[blackwing2thedragon]

Wow, John Cleese?... Hm, who knew?

[marine5546]

56 people have thus far been sacked

[gutlessrooster]

thanks for posting it with sound thats luod enough to hear through a crapy monitor speaker.

[horseloverx88]

haha i cant stop laughing i love this movie! :)

[hellsarbiter101]

No realli! She was Karving her intials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given to her by Svenge- her brother-in-law- an Olso dentist and star of many Norweigian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Olso Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

[buster20010]

Hey it's Sheldon Cooper on guard duty.

[BestVidsRightHere]

its funny because the guys used pounds and ounces, and that didnt exist in 932 AD lol, and still doesnt in england

[TheBeastybro]

@BestVidsRightHere Yes, that's why it's funny. -.-

[Cheddarhead7]

You know a film is going to be funny if you laugh at the opening credits.

[Wolfmania98]

I know this is nerdy, but wasn't the black death in 14th century?

[strawhatmenace]

TOO BAD

[dirkbog1]

a moose once bit my sister... XD

[hauk93]

Yutte Hermsgervørdenbrøtbørda is my new hero! :D

[classicballer13]

I feel Happy!

[dreamer45676]

are suggesting coconuts migrate?!?

[sianaemery]

I LOVE monty python

[iamthechanceman]

Directed by

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS (CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

[lordyoshi01]

@iamthechanceman I haven't seen so much use of the word llama since I've last played the Sims.

[thewhyguy1000]

Aaaaaahhh. Monty Python. You make even the opening credits enjoyable.

[Mysteriousone11]

All comments related to numbers, i.e. 55 people got sacked after sacking those people who sacked those people are posted by ignorant dumbasses.

[iamthechanceman]

@Mysteriousone11 you're just mad cause you got sacked by those that sacked the sackers

[Mysteriousone11]

All comments related to numbers, i.e. 55 people got sacked after sacking those people who sacked those peopke are posted by ignorant dumbasses.

[gokansas11]

lol at 2:21 the very last guy moose trained by  YUTTE HERMSGERVORDENBROTBORDA lolz

[wepopew]

"I'm not dead!"

[Darkblaze4000]

it has everlasting begining

[Darkblaze4000]

this is the most funnyist movie ever

[ysfnvji]

lol read the intro subtitles

[yayButter]

This is one movie that never gets old. :D

[judexcellentbookworm]

I think I just realized where "French the Llama" came from...

[thespaceboon101]

55 people got sacked after sacking the people who sacked those people

[bobted69]

Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms....

WTF!?? HAHAHAHA.... I cant believe that an opening credit roll could ever make me laugh so hard!!

[birdy856]

i go to a catholic school and if you say Monty python near an R.E teacher you get took to the store cobbed and sexualized

[sushimaster98]

Lolololololol

[MsMarmar1996]

"what do we burn witches with?" "More witches!!!!"

[MsMarmar1996]

We watched part of this is history. I loved the parts we saw

[pokenerd99]

We had to watch some of this in history class...

[GlaceonRox2010]

53 people don't think that moose's are real

[axlis123]

omg i totally remember this!!!!

[tdafan440]

Those 53 people who disliked have been sacked!

[Xile067]

"I like Coconuts." ^_^

[OneOfThoseVideoMaker]

"He must be a king."

"Why?"

"He hasn't got shit all over him."

[BlueDuck43]

53 people need to be sacked !!

[valkyriejuno]

I friggin' love this movie! For those who have disliked this video, they are obviously the people who have been sacked due to the subtitles.

[zombiemonster]

53 peøple gøt bit by a møøse

[XJokerekoP]

Old woman... MAN!!!

[Enestien]

53 people can't tell the difference between an African and an European swallow.

[soccergirl97979]

when I was in middle school my teacher had us watch this in class to give us an idea of what medeval life was like loved it!

[Lagomaster24]

this has dislikes?!?!?! and why are they so abusive of cats in this movie? lol

[Lagomaster24]

this has dislikes?!?!?!

[TheThrillerkid]

I have this on cd and I listen to it everytime I go camping. :D

[lvlASTERSTICKlvlAN]

large moose on the left hand of the sceen in the third scene from the end, given thorough grounding in latin, French and 'O' grade geography by BO BENN

pause the video at 2:55 for that subtitle :D

[TheLarper123]

BRING OUT UR DEAD!

[mryoyoserpico]

52 people do not like this movie :(

[TWILIGHTANDWIGGLES]

am i royalty coz i havent got shit all over me??

they dont have much luck with the beginning credits, do they

[MrKillJoy200]

Who niticed Arthur's armor of a Sun, changes to a frown to a smile to time to time, ;D

[MultiWeirdo]

52 people got sacked for writing bad subtitles

[Pikazilla]

52 people are not llamas

[aurapulselucario]

BRING OUT YUR DEAD!

[BronWhitehill]

You know what? I just got sacked. Wach out for ze m00se.

[Holyshocked]

"Whos that?

- Must be the king.

-Why?

-Doesent have shit all over him"

[A7xFo]

@Holyshocked Thank you for posting exactly what I just saw in the video. I appreciate that.

[Madmann135]

5:40 - Chekhov's gun loading.

[papersensei]

52 people sneezed when they tried to hit "like".



[angeloszavier]

That's stupid funniest, I like your movie!

[SirGabriel2076]

I once bought the last DVD of Monty Python and the Holy Grail that was on sale, and it was hard to find. So, when I put it in for the very first time, it wasn't this movie I was about to watch, it was Dentist on the Job. We seriously thought we got the wrong movie, so we took out the DVD, and said, "okay?" and put it back in.

[SirGabriel2076]

@SirGabriel2076 After watching the opening credits to Dentist on the Job, there was a cut-off, a fuzzy blank screen with the subtitles saying, "Please wait a moment while the operator changes reels," and people in the background (literally by speaking through the rear speakers) saying something like, "You've got the wrong bloody film. Pull out Monty Python and the Holy Grail" as if we were watching an old-fashioned nickelodeon.

[SirGabriel2076]

@SirGabriel2076 The funniest thing is that this feature only happens on DVD's and probably Blu-Rays.

[booka7400]

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

not at all

[81aldon]

*good not god

[81aldon]

Only Monty Python can make opening credits, the black death, and politics funny.

Well, Bush was pretty god at that last one...

[Damonfromdenmark]

my my my my my my penis is my my m y my america are best

[MrMeineNamen]

52 ppl got sacked

[davidhaythornthwaite]

classic

[Boyandhiswolf]

how could you dislike, you must be pretty sane to dislike this,

well sorry this place is for insane people only so BUGGER OFF!

[NieneJonasHorses]

Hahaa, i seriously loooove this movie!! :) BTW, i named a horse after Patsy XD

[clonyfony]

i watched the mening of life yesterday and it was very strange like this

[Damonfromdenmark]

after i se the movie i cot slieep

[carmendreamers]

lolz wat's with ur words?? they made me laugh through the whole credits!!!! thnx lolz!