Hammerman Review

[VashWolfwood1]

Damn, I can just barely recall this show, I don't remember it being that jerky.

[BLANKNOTING]

@SuperSmashBrosGmod "Hammer M.C." Changed Fighter!! "Daytime/Nightime Super Smash Bros Brawl" Coming Soon... Training!!

[brusselstarlight]

the villain in this show was voiced by John Stocker who also did the voice for Mr Beastly from The Care Bears.

[Roriniho]

HAMMERMAN IS THE GREATEST CARTOON KNOWN TO MAN. I am not shitting you. It was literally my favourite cartoon as kid. Also, don't forget that the cartoon shoes were gospel singers.

Is this available on DVD anywhere? I am genuinely not shitting you.

[MarcusAvon2]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THE THESE !! =^.^=

[katyasha29]

I remember that show when I was a kid and it was bad, but this was funny I got a chuckle here and there.

[LtEggSalad86]

Oh I remember that tv show :D

[mistertitanic]

I honestly thought my computer was screwing up when I saw the animation.

[TheInunah]

The animation looks like beta-Proud Family.

[MarcusAvon2]

the villian is the wicked witch of the northwest lol :P

[WolfDemon58]

ohh god that was the most brain roting cartoon ever

[Gubru]

Holy shit, why didn't I watch this half a year ago when you uploaded it?! Lol!

So glad I bought this for you! Great video, man. <3 ;3

-Lobo

[DragonWater14]

6: 45 but the kid will say " CAN'T TOUCH THIS"

[Cypherthefox1]

My fucking god... D: Its so... FAKE looking D:

[youngrebels75]

I remember this show (and wish I hadn't) ... and I'm sorry, but I couldn't even make it through this whole review just because the show itself was THAT bad. I remember the really bad animation. I can only say that this review is more than likely dead on. I remember watching and seeing characters lips moving while only one character was talking. I remember the really bad animation for the dancing... this was a reeeeeaaallly poorly animated show.

[Trollaverse]

I never saw this as a kid...and now I'm glad I didnt.

[Cejuan25]

Who's the animation company responsible for this?

[KyToonable]

What ever this was made in, 80's cartoons are better than this! And technology wasn't as good as it was in the 90's!

[brusselstarlight]

@KyToonable This was made in 1991 and cartoons for some reason were better in the 1980's than in the 1990's.

[jharrison07111]

HE WASN'T A 1 HIT WONDER. I RESENT THAT !!!!!

[Snowpaws]

It was far more watchable with your commentary added in.

[halomaker1]

Silentwulf, would u count this as a rant video??

[crnkmnky]

I liked it when I was 6. Some kid said "Zillions Magazine says Hammerman's animation sucks" and I covered my ears. GOOD GOD, they were right!

That's not how I remember it at all. At least I still know the song:

"Pops was getting old ... ... He was really getting old? ... ... So he gave the shoes to Stan? ... ... "

And he became Hammerman! HAMMERMAN! HAMMER. HAMMERMAN! HAMMER. HAMMERMAN!!!

[Peacebybiggergun]

1:38 Gentlemen.

[SanosakeSan]

I like the giant bottle of Jack ^_^

[demonry2]

16 minutes long, though?

[RachRinseRepeat]

i love this, it reminds me of angry video game nerd's reviews, except i love you more :)

[iAssassinv42]

u have clearly never watch Vandread, its an anime and HOlY SHIT IT'S FUCKED UP!

[murosteel]

@iAssassinv42 doesn't look so fucked up to me >_>

[BT27films]

Though the review was good, just watching this crime to animation wanted me to jump from a 20-story building into a truck full of broken glass, while on fire.

[MountainbushFilms]

Finally your back, you've been gone forever...

[05294455]

Finally it's over!!! ... Wait what? That wont be the last time we hear Hammerman? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[sandfan7]

I was just thinking... Have you done a Twilight rant yet? If not you could get a lot of puns and sarcasm in with that horribly written sad excuse for a book ^.^

[oblivionknowitall]

@sandfan7 Do it man!

[NOVAtheRetard]

you have been watching a lot of nostalgia critic.

a biiit rough around the edges (assuming you were going for his style) but still very enjoyable and fun to watch.

[khveteran013]

13:22 THE RETURN OF HELIUM!

[sexhaie]

12:53 is there no cops in, im guessing, "hammerville?!" so they have to make one? if theres no cops, no station! so where does the badguys go? they spry paint that too?!

[sexhaie]

9:35 WAIT! how can his fucking fire minion hold a can of spray paint?! isnt that, i dont know, dangerous, arnt you not suppose to put those things near an open flame, never the less be held by a flame?!

[sexhaie]

8:06 THE PIANIST IS SPY!

[sexhaie]

man i wanna do a thing like thatguywithglasses, i would ask you and muesproductions to come aboard first :3

[scattershot666]

............

[scattershot666]

I could only last about four minutes

[talorguitarowner5]

I think i just had an acid trip.

[UltimaM2]

I could mentally feel my nails scraping the wood off the table *eye twitch*

By the by, I almost feel as though I'm to half-expect someone relating you to Nostalgia Critic and I don't mean that negatively.

[UltimaM2]

I could mentally feel my nails scraping the wood off the table *eye twitch*

[pannfredrikaka]

11:38 Hammermen.

[dangaertner7]

11:37 spy says Gentlemen

[MalloryBlakk]

"...It's a black rabbit with parachute pants!" It's your commentary that makes this eyesore of a cartoon sooo much easier to bear....

[marth2o]

bet you wont touch that video again

[N3bu14Gr4y]

Hammerman is the cancer that started killing animation! After the glory days of Batman the Animated Series and Tiny Toons ended, new cartoons were admitted onto networks with the reasoning, "Hey, at least it's not as bad as Hammerman!"

[BT27films]

Loved your comment on 6:19 XD XD XD

[Mrshadowmind14]

something tells me that bottle of jack wasnt enough

[stardustsweeper]

::evil laugh:: I totally remember this show!!! It came on when one of my other cartoons was suppose to be on.

[xXxunf0rg1v1ngxXx]

'___________' ..... nuff fucking said

[prittypawz713]

Wimens aint got no sense?  ~puts her hands on her hips and taps her foot, grinning~

[8Flex8]

You're like the Nostalgia Critic, but a bit more uhm... psychopathic! :P

Are you a fan of the NC btw?

[gniknus11]

Do u now anyone that can draw furries because I would like to drawn like that

[dude3995]

this is baloney no its bullshit XD

[dannydaman9]

erm.....

*2 days of recouperation later*

..... Jack Daniels anyone???

[killerdude23233]

11:40 Gentlemen?

[Shuichibaka16]

I laughed my ass off because my mind wasn't sure how else to handle it >.<

[randomdude1194]

is the frame rate really this bad? Shit.

[SilentwulfVideos]

@randomdude1194 Yeah, the animation is that bad.

[stevardo]

You're the Nostalgia Critic. You remember it so we don't have to.

[weemankyle]

haha the white kid was doing graffiti, and the black kid was trying to stop him.... ironic isnt it?

[the31337one]

Welcome back. I think im gonna cry :(

[kaltemrix]

You have the same name as my school librarian who is a fat cunt. Not saying you are tho

[CngDelta757]

LOL Mentlegen XD

[Abnersnail]

I'm so glad to see you're back! I think I may have to go watch Barney for 3days to get all that Hammerman crap outta my system....or maybe a Phineas and Ferb marathon...anything really

[madnessnevada619]

awesome fursona silentwulf and welcome back

[xSATANICxHIPPIEx]

YAYAY Ur Back I Missed U Lots XDDD <33

[Rockyhorrorfan5]

Glad ur back

[Vixpine]

Glad your back dude.

[Costerguy1234556]

I saw an episode when I was a kid.

[Karekristensson]

Ugh, what a lazily animated cartoon that was.

Thank god it never aired over here in Sweden.

And the puns, my god the puns, they were horrible.

[supra1]

Lol, sadly enough, i think i remember this! lol

[dvsman123]

glad your back :)

[Zapper1993]

This cartoon is terrible. xD

But I'm glad to see YOU again. :3

[django747]

Guess these people were too lazy to animate the other 60% of Hammerman. Looks like trash.

[Kajowwojak]

Can we expect to see this VHS Destroyed in some over exaggeratedly humorous way?

I would like to see this VHS destroyed.

[DirtySanCheezWhiz]

I remember watching Hammerman another crap cartoon was the New Kids On The Block one.

[MrCooljoe127]

is he a furry?xD im not too clear on that

[JChenler]

@MrCooljoe127 yes he is :3

[hippylegs]

We are experiencing emotional breakdowns....lmfao

[link093]

I though the same exact thing about the dude who sounds like the spy o.o

[damiansete123]

Silentwulf is back yeahh

[TruetheMovieReviewer]

OMG the animation is soooooo fucking bad!!! Great video man^^

[bloodsuckern]

FUCK!

[Scarlett76Midnight]

First comment! Love you, SilentWulf!