I'm So Stalker Song

[AnarchyWings100]

....My Name's Jessica.....

[Jim100200]

In this video he looks scary like my brother. I am worried.

[Tawni66]

this is honestly my favorite video on youtube. i could listen to this all day. ^.^

[FreakFLOOUU]

I'm not watching.

[spacemarine217]

lol watching in 5150



[SDTVaddict]

didn't catch your name, sorry :/

[EmFan4Life326]

I like when his hair bounces... :P

[matthewthereviewer]

It seems like he uses Ableton live 8 very well done. :)

[ItsGrantCasual]

wow look at onisions old channel page!

[crazypinkfanbaby67]

ok onision chill out put on your sraight jacket and take a nap. because you went to far this time :<

[The4OneOne]

i watched your videos and i must say you are funny. I had a request if you could make fun of epicmealtime and their redicoulous meat eating. I know you can do a decent rendition since im sure you would have some objections most likely on the way they act

keep up the videos

-Kif

[WWEIsTheAwesome]

I'm watching in 720p yaaaa!!!

[brittonalex]

i'm getting stalked right now by a guy and he literally said "you need me" in a FB message just like in your song. obsessive fantasies by deranged people ... keep your personal info a secret dude.

[spideremmy12]

how old is this dude 38? Jessica was 12, onision was 10.... these are facts....

[extremlybored45]

:-D

[XxfredxfeuxX]

Reminds me of Stan xD

[EmoEydie]

I <3 Onision!!!! ;)

[Devilheva666]

oh dear, i think hes wrote a song about me :/

[WWEIsTheAwesome]

I can't find : I'm so Youtube song by Onision :| Please help!

[dcheyne1977]

This is the first Onision video i ever watched! Now i love Onision.

[AthenaScissorhands]

I remember when you first uploaded this video. I would always watch your "I'm so" songs. I would also watch as many videos as I could find, Now you're just completely famous. I'm glad I've gotten to watch your fame grow Greg. Keep up the good work.

[XDpeanutbutterjelly]

I WANT DYLAN!

[DillonP90X]

Like for the scary truthvv

[DillonP90X]

My name's Dillon, and I'm actually a creeper on facebook xD

[UrBiggestFan111]

@12345jzb its supposed to look like him dipshit, he is an actor

[tpetru1123]

@12345jzb Wow I seriously don't know if your trolling or your just a dumbfuck

[iSniperify]

This song is so catchy!

[Thisabadusername]

LMAO. This song is fucking hilarious and it sounds good.

[Ziero11]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2075

[blackopsm3rker1]

@Ziero11 im watching it in 2075 but i was born in 3001

[TheMrSpartanking]

@blackopsm3rker1 Ah fuck. your older than me.



[PainfulSomber]

omg... you r awsome!!! onisions videos are hillarious lol

[MissKristynaMaria]

Incredibly Witty. : )

[music4lifeC8]

arrest Dylan and execute him for murder. HOLY FUCK MY NAMES DYLAN. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU

[dylan48gh21]

wtf im DYLAN

[PaigeYellowbutton123]

231 people, are jello of Dylans stalking skills

[dragonballzlover1231]

why does he look like rj burger

[blackopsm3rker1]

does anyone see he has really short shorts on at like somewhere between 1:00 to 1:21 thumbs up if you did

[lifeisfunwithpeople]

instrumental? :)

[darkrainbowfilms]

i love his retarded face at 0:16 <3

[YATVZ]

@darkrainbowfilms xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[darkrainbowfilms]

@YATVZ lol!!!

[suicidewafflez]

Is that Matt Damon?

[thenecrorush]

Hot nipples =D

[hayabusa117239]

you shouldnt talk onision you stalk shane dawson :P just kidding your just as good as him

[dylan95cookify]

my name realy is dylan lol

[AlexanderHeights94]

i actually had a stalker named dylan who said that he missed me 0.0

[wolfcat87]

How long was he married and why did they get a divorce?

[cupcakebuddies100]

@wolfcat87 over five years, and personal reasons. why do you care anyways?

[wolfcat87]

@cupcakebuddies100 Because I care about everything and am curious about everything. <- Hence my high IQ

[cupcakebuddies100]

@wolfcat87 okay, i didnt get a thankyou? just a snarky comment? what evs.

[Zebrashiki]

why the stalker is in his pants..?? XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

[MerchantOfMenace1]

Wasn't your best video

-Final words of Doug's last victim-

[LOSEMBERS]

@MerchantOfMenace1 Dylans last victim?

[frogirl1993]

...my name is Jessica.........

[zoezoewriter]

I'm So Stalker? I'm so YANDERE!

[Absol121390]

Tanlines haha!

[lilshortcake42806471]

im a stalker and pround LOL

[mcrfan1324]

I wish my stalkers were like this -.- but nope....

[mcrfan1324]

@mcrfan1324 not even funny ones

[KarlaLOL]

I really like the music in this one <333 :D I just love all of Onisions music vids<3

[Pinklava1234]

HE HAS THE SAME PC AS ME :OOOOOOOOOO

HE IS A STALKER

[Schwulahh]

whats his name again?

[hellbaby6666]

@Schwulahh I'm almost positive it was Dylan... I just cant remember. He didn't make it clear enough :P

[LuvableKerry]

My names Dylan hahahahahahahaha xD

[SuperJacobharley]

not funny man my mom got stalked by a guy once

[XOKyraKexOX]

i had a stralker once..the dude went to my deviant art page and printed out my drawings and such then was looking at them in class then showed me "Hey look at what someone ..drew." and im like "Dude why the hell did you print out my fucking drawings?" He kept wanting to convert me to become bi but i was like "Um..No. I'm not into guys like that I tried it once I don't like it. Sorry.." Then get got even creepier and i stopped talking to him i pretty much told him to fuck off

[CrutialProductions]

@XOKyraKexOX Damn.

[xoHeLLoMiKuxo]

@XOKyraKexOX ...Wow.Thats creepy..o.o i hate stalkers -.-

[XOKyraKexOX]

@xoHeLLoMiKuxo so do I

[MOmOx772xa7x]

@XOKyraKexOX Wait, You Tried Being Gay Once?

[XOKyraKexOX]

@MOmOx772xa7x No I tried dating guys to see if I liked them that way..And I didn't... My so called 'friend' that turned into a stalker tried to convince me to date him since he liked me ..a lot.. O.O and I told him No and the reasons why I rejected him. But the guy is just ugh..he never quits!

[gabbyswimm]

i had a stalker like that once....it was really creepy....then he moved :D

[wassup6223]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[peytonc18]

i had a stalker just like that

[dugamaz758]

this guy looks and reminds me of my neighbor..

[hotnezzgirl]

Now all you need is a mustache and a van and you can look like a pedophile:D

[thekiddehkannible]

IM A BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[skyjermaine]

and i feel stalked by him now 0.0

[skyjermaine]

what is up wit all these hair styles man

[XkittandcaitX]

my stalker is beast cuz he is my best friend XD I luffz u brandon

[risetodemise]

Bollocks, why did the fucking stalker have my name!!!!

[ZombiesLoveYou]

I can relate to him... Did you get my vile of blood in the mail? c:

[15twigirl]

your so funny

[Emileeso]

whoa my stalker's name is dylan too....weird

[spikezbaby14]

POOR DOLL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHSAHA

[tazzyxxpaiige]

i love the fact that in this jessica's a boy and his hair bounces when he dances.

[Berjayrawr]

Why are all his videos scary D:

[EvilDarkAngel6669]

LOLS is it bad that i have an ex that looks like this and is kinda a stalker??

[kanjunkson]

@EvilDarkAngel6669 Are they named dylan?

[EvilDarkAngel6669]

@kanjunkson nope, Blake

[EmoPrincess1492]

My name is Jessica xD

[MOmOx772xa7x]

iReally Like This Song, Haha iLike How His Wig Bounces When He Dances, xD

[only1wishfuldream]

i want that <3 onision shirt...BAD

[LucasCAPS]

It's NOT Onision with a wig. He really dances differently than Onision. =O

[Lolracok2]

225 doesnt have humor sence and doesnt stalk

[Chuca1151]

@Lolracok2 I have a sense of humor, but I don't stalk o.o

[Bosmaboy1]

Thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011!

[SWEETandSOUR255]

@Bosmaboy1 lol in 2012 ur gonna get somant down votes XD

[SScupi]

@Bosmaboy1 No

one

cares

[Casey3390TV]

@Bosmaboy1 Well I'm watching this in year 287483847318578265946519857876­280672 o.o.... does this count?

<.<

[sweenkingandwow2]

@Bosmaboy1 nope 1887

[xXxAhmedTarekxXx]

@Bosmaboy1 No, I'm watching in 1998.

[nintendo768]

@xXxAhmedTarekxXx I never got that joke.

[Jesus71888]

@Bosmaboy1 No im watching it at 20111

[assortedfish]

@Bosmaboy1 no, i'm watching this in 2079

[ponyrider95]

@Bosmaboy1 just!!!

:D

[pokemaniacdavid]

@Bosmaboy1 IM WATCHING THIS IN MY BEDROOM, NOT 2011. I'M NTO STUPID ,THIS ISNT 2011. I AINT PART OF THIS SYSTEM.

[pokemaniacdavid]

@pokemaniacdavid Not*



[AGracelessLady]

@pokemaniacdavid Did you throw it on the ground?

[pokemaniacdavid]

@AGracelessLady Ofcourse I threw 2011 on the ground.

[chickagurlies123]

Get.a.life.

[BlowingKissez]

this video suks ass

[bythe9devines]

Something about this reminds me of Stan by Eminem.

[Samuraislash600]

Lol he's a psycho!!!! :D

[qqw52]

@yesimfat2678 knifes are silent

[StevieHalter]

does this guy really stalk you

[dick1doc]

@StevieHalter

thats onision...... or was it a joke

[MrAmbersaur]

dude i might not stalk onision but i would totally buy a rusty ol creeper van spraypaint rape on it and then wait for him to come out of his house just so i could rape him with one of thoserainbow penis suckers from spenserzz xD

[masterpickle13]

my names dylan, no wonder im a stalker

[mushemman]

i just watched i'm a banana, and now this ... this scares the hell out of me

[MaSTeRReTaRD6697]

you are really ugly

[SuperLru]

225 people don't remember Dylan

[StrayGhostWolf]

It should be "I'm so obsessed," lol.

[AFatGamerNerd]

Why does everybody make Dylam bad?

[LittleMizzDead]

He can stalk me any day ;D

[BLOODHAVEN72]

0-0 wtf

[thewolfkingskeeper]

my stalker isnt nearly as fun as urs :(

[qqw52]

@thewolfkingskeeper yes but altleast i wont kill you to make a suit out of your skin

... yet

[thewolfkingskeeper]

@qqw52 hmmmmm....good point...just dont let my boyfriend catch you XD

[F5FURU12]

@thewolfkingskeeper r u a icp fan

[Javalavawaka]

@thewolfkingskeeper you wish you had a stalker <3(;

[darkblasphem]

a god song!

[cOOkiemOnSterkiLLer]

Is it just me or does Dylan look like Harry Potter?

[imablueelephant]

@cOOkiemOnSterkiLLer he looks more like RJ burger

[austin7956]

im not stalking you..im just keeping in touch, by the way, your out of milk

[lown44]

When i saw this video i immediately thought about the "fan" that killed john lennon

[ObsessiveMuch00]

Me and Dylan definantly have something in common..

[iammoonjooyoung]

This is fucking creepy

[bandigfn]

is dylan gay?!?!?!

[Roachtrix]

LOL! He looked like a teenage weird Al when he was in this. Only I don't think this is a parody

[LunaLovegood33]

Y U no love your stalkers? They're your biggest fans, they love you

[dertier666]

i love onision

[WillixiamX]

Nice Gun

[TheFinlandnator]

Bjork Stalker!!!

[Fr33co]

haaahah this is so funny :D

[Wowmachinimavideos]

onision is a fag

[mook403]

@Wowmachinimavideos Wowmachinimavideos is a fag

[TheWoWslap]

@mook403 lol WoW is gay

[SpadesProduction]

The gayest shit I've ever wasted my time on. Onision is an ass ramming homo.

[OsxinBraveheart]

@SpadesProduction Looks like you two've got something in common.

[SageMarieAguste]

@SpadesProduction then why would you bother commenting? if it's 'the gayest shit you've ever wasted your time on"? just leave no one wants stupid haters like you here bye bye now!

[ZeldaFreaktoid]

my names jessica O.O crap

[TheDEZrocksyoursocks]

haha "my name's Dylan"

[KillerGir123]

i like alot of your videos... but others make me mad>XD lmao

[Svperstarr]

No worries, nobody will ever want to stalk you. lol.

[SniperX234]

Reply this Comment and i will not kill you so i can see you are nice.

[The64v]

More like, "I'm so homicidal maniac."

[LizAlice90]

that's not stalking.

true stalking is when you climb in trees to have a better view of the person you stalk.

learn from a true stalker! ME!

[luluclovermist18]

hmm wow stalk yer self xD



[MrGuph]

looks like rj berger

[nasasakahaza]

i have that exact same computer!

[Areintfrozenlife]

Fuck...my name's Jessica...

[lalaboy181]

Somebodies Uncle inappropriately touched them

[assortedfish]

dylan is my brothers name. haha.

[MsNinjaPigs]

@XHydrophobiaX yet alone killing himself? Suicidal

[assortedfish]

am i the only person who this reminds me of is Napoleon Dynamite?

[MsNinjaPigs]

@assortedfish your not the only one

[Obinn77]

@XHydrophobiaX the dude who is singing is not onision

[dylanvan98]

HEY my names Dylan and the funiest thing about this song is its TRUE!!! :D

[GoznerPeter]

@dylanvan98 lol man :))

[ScarlettStrawberry]

This reminds me of me to Dahvie Vanity

[KarlaLOL]

I really like this music...damn it!! SUBSCRIBED YOU WIN <3

[dragon31ification]

You rule onision

[kingtom373]

AND THEN STALKED HIM