Welcome to Landover Baptist

[arpeemac]

"one of the most handsome and sought-after man..."

i hope you're also on the Taliban's "sought-after man" list.

[AyYoNiick]

Lmfao... Fuckin joke it's brainwashing bull shit

[ZX2ManDave]

When i grow up i want to be just like Pastor Deacon Fred.

Bald.

[crapatev]

God Bless Pastor Deacon Fred. I can personally vouch for his love of Our Lord Jesus. He is a good, God-fearing man, and so is his little homemaking lady wife. Listen up, you darn satanists and evilutionists and vegetarians and socialismists - y'all gonna burn in Hell if you don't wise up pretty darn quick. Praise Him!

[xCheesecGuyx]

there is no place called Freehold, Iowa. They even sell I <3 Satan T shirts on their web store.

[kjchicago1]

@xCheesecGuyx Freehold, Iowa is a make-believe place! No such town in the state of Iowa!

[JonnaJacobsen1995]

I actually can't believe some people still believe that landoverbaptist(.net) is real...

there is no church called "landover baptist church", and there is no place called landover in iowa...

I feel like joining in to tell all these people that they are trolling...

[beautifulgodslayer]

execute this dumb ass

[rama2340]

This is absolutely hilarious. Almost no comedy organization is willing to go over the top enough.

[nellyhey]

I was so relieved when i found out it was fake xD

[31stmp]

I am a Christian. This guy is nuts and is wrongly representing the Bible and Jesus! Dont listen to him.

[nthomas87]

@31stmp -- More like, he's exactly spot on.

[MrMrahill]

Wait is this a real baptist church or a stupid joke? Like are they atheist and just use the baptist thing as a joke or do they really consider themselves as Christians?

[ArcaneFaerie]

@MrMrahill It is satire. (Not real.)

[blackbird01T]

WARNING THE LANDOVER BAPTIST"S IS ANTI-CHRISTIAN

Landover Baptist is run by an organization that calls itself - no doubt in gleeful mockery of Our Lord - Americhrist Ltd. Its leader is a shadowy figure named Chris Harper who apparently has a history of anti-Christian bigotry.

I was band from there forums after i exposed them.

[CrEaSoTe1]

@blackbird01T In fact it is no secret that the landover baptist church is a fake, but it is not mocking god, it is mocking organised religion, and religious zealots...

[SheenaMaria1]

Don't like this video! They hate homos, & anyone that has a gay, lesb, trans, or bi friend. I have visited their webpage to c how bad it was, I mean wow there were even racist comments to ethnic groups. They even said that shaking hands w/ a gay is considered evil, & u go 2 Hell xD Dude i can't believe how fucked up they r. Wat happen 2 every1 is created & thought of as equal. This is were discrimination & bullying comes from. If god is really like this then alot of ppl r going 2 hell + me xD

[huntereagle88]

oh ok if its a joke it's a sick one

[Eragarev]

When in Rome..

*ahem* All non-christian, god-hating, pedophile homos are going to rot in the devil's hell forever!

hee hee!

[2012films]

The people of Landover baptist church are dumber than a bag of dicks. Literally

[porkinmycorkhole]

i know it's satire, but some of the people on the fourms sound so serious

[j3nm]

Omg, hahahahah

[Hymnn1]

Landover Baptist Church is a club ,not a Church!

[creamXcookies]

I feel like they go too far with trying to make fun of a religion so you don't believe in it, ok we get it you don't have to troll on them so much.

[kokoinmars]

halelujah jeezus jeezus jeezus jeezus!!!!!

[Goldpanther4242]

He sounds a little vain to me and oo a starbucks they are not a christian company for what I know about them but I could be wrong.

[irvinyork]

You know the sick part of this video?

I have a relative who's son is security at a southern baptist church that is 90% as described by Fred here. It litteraly has a major brand coffie company set up shop in it, an entire amuzement park for the kids, a 4 star resturaunt and lounges everywhere with flat TVs. The reverend has full time armed security guards who even escort him to the pulpit.

Face it, that isn't a house of any god but the god of money.

[PattyWhomperOFFICIAL]

jesus looked sexxy up on dat cross...

[Silverhairedmage]

Your eniter organzation will die. I will see it happen. I fucking hate landover baptist and i fucking hate westboro. I realize its a satire, but to pretend its not especially on the their forums and being retarded and bigoted is wrong.

Chris Harper, I hope you die a hrrible horrible death.

[kestrel452]

Do a google search, Landover is fake. It's just a bunch of atheists trying to make fun of Christians.

[HansLobgeist]

Wounderful! May the LORD save you and may HIS power purge all those stupid atheists!

[mrsammy80]

religion poison everything... JESUS HEAL OUR SOUL... As you can see this poor sucker prise his god (devil), like many others. A true man of God will know how to write God... this guy its just a brain washer.

[ViperRob42]

Tour with Cobert!

[coldcanburn]

ATTENTION: THIS IS A JOKE SO GET OVER IT YOU SNIVELING IDIOTS

[Comeback64]

@coldcanburn I'm praying for you all day today.

[Natsumeii]

@coldcanburn really? cause i read their forum and they are assholes. i hope your right.

even if this is a joke, its still fuck up.

[haunter230]

landover baptist church is so hilarious!!!! what they say is so retarded! best parody site on the web!!! I lmao'd at them when I thought they were for real!

[americanman2000]

looks like a nut case

[French1128]

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU COCK SUCKING WHORE YOUR MOMMY GOT RAPED BY JESUS AND HIS HAIRY STINKY COCK

[Fallerup]

Now, I have been to their forum and I've seen all the vile and distasteful things this cult (yes cult, just like Westboro Baptist Church are, so is this) had to say about every country in the world except Americans (go to the "why god hates <insert country here>" section on their forum). I found it very distasteful and disrespectful, that they would do these things to people they know nothing about. They throw out fake facts and act on them, it's horrible. Buuuuuuhhhhhh! *thumbs down*.

[VincentPhil]

@Fallerup UH?? This is not Westboro church, it's Landover church. Westboro is a small family cult. Landover is a satyrical website, with no members. Westboro people are absolutely crazy and write a lot of very aggressive stuff about different people and nations. Landover criticizes the drift towards integrism in parts of american christianity.

You are mistaking an atheist liberal movement for a christian hyper conservative one!

[Fallerup]

@VincentPhil

have you seen their forum? Have you seen how they actively attack people in other countries and call them all sorts of bad stuff? Its horrible. the stuff I'm talking about are topics on their forum thats called "8 reasons why god hates <insert country name here>" and then they make up 8 "facts" and stick with that, they don't even research into it to back up their claims, nope. I know it's their own private forum and all, but I came across it by accident and it made me mad as hell

[CanderousXOrdo]

@Fallerup It's all satire, there's no such thing as a Landover Baptist Church...

[Fallerup]

@CanderousXOrdo

I see you like KoToR ;) ... Respect to you for that :D

[VincentPhil]

@Fallerup but it's a JOKE! this whole forum is a satyre, mocking conservative movements and their hateful attitudes!

These people are actively fighting hatred and ignorance by mocking it and pinning the absurdities in it!

My country has his own page on that forum, and it made me laugh so hard. This forum is not seriously attacking, it's laughing at the fact that some people actually believe such things as "go hates iceland for its lesbian prime minister and made the volcano explode for that"

[Fallerup]

@VincentPhil

sick sense of humor then... thats for sure, the only thing I found funny, was their lack of knowledge about the subject of which they spoke. But I get it.

[CanderousXOrdo]

Hey deacon fred, Kanye West called he wants his big ego back. *note: your lowercased name is intentional*

[oODkLiciousOo]

dude, go smoke som pot..

[CNezChannel]

157,000 Mebers, Christdom,

[eggbutie]

F***ing dick

[repentarkansas]

Mr harper the aswa will continue to stand against and your vile slandering of christians and your vile blasphemy of jesus christ!

[666calculator]

Deacon Fred come visit

[isIam839]

Its interesting that atheist picks on christianity when islam have commited things you could lose your head over.

[pyVlad]

@isIam839 I'm fair, I pick on Islam too.

[isIam839]

@pyVlad Where are their mock videos? I didn't think so!

[pyVlad]

@isIam839 I have one on my channel. There's less, yes, since people don't want to learn Arabic, which Muslims constantly insist on for people who want to criticize Islam. There's also the whole thing that people censor any criticism of their religion. Christianity's a bit more relaxed now, but the video on my channel is a reupload of a video that did get censored, for no good reason. As did many of the reuploaders.

[PreachingJesusToAll]

Landover Baptist Church is a FALSE HERETICAL church and is dragging people to Hell! Deacon Fred and his followers have no clue who God is, What Christ done, and what the gospel is. 1 John says God is Love. He wishes that none perish but that ALL come to repentance! These people act worse than the Catholics and Lutherans! They spread hate, when the Bible says not to! If you want to win people to Christ you have to live as Jesus did. Let the Love of Christ shine through you! BEWARE of LBC!

[CURIOUSSERA]

Hahahahahahahahah

[inconceivabledark]

lol, sounds like my kinda place........i bet they even have a macdonalds there too! sign me UP!!!

[L337N0OB]

This is a joke right ? the website and everything i hope

[TheUselessGamer]

It's a parody/joke fictional church.

[roman1akid]

Yes.....................

[MrSmartBob]

Pastor Deacon Fred is anointed with the spirit of the almighty blessed Jesus. Get your ass to church and get on your knees and praise the lord! Amen.

[kidslam04]

Landover Baptist is a parody

[roman1akid]

lol

And I'm Jesus. ;)

[1337LesPaul]

This shit is garbage, anyone who believes this deserves to go straight to hell for believing this HUGE load of bullshit.

[leavesof3]

Its a joke, dude. Calm down.

[MrSmartBob]

Save yourself now and accept Jesus as your savior or burn in hell's fire. Praise Jesus! Amen. Oh...and don't forget to tithe handsomely.

[maggotballs]

Could this guy be a bigger douchebag? Seriously?

[Balldez]

Jesus will send you to hell for mocking our GODLY Pastror Deacon Fred.

REPENT!

[maggotballs]

Hell no! He is a douchebag. I mean, seriously, look at him. What about him doesn't scream douchebag?

[Balldez]

Pastor Deacon Fred is this generation's greatest theologian. When greats like Falwell, Pat Robertson, John Hagge ect require biblical schooling they all relied of Pastor Deacon Fred's erudition.

Godly President Bush also relied heavily on Pastor Fred and he is currently the spiritual adviser to Sister Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. AND there is NO truth to the rumor that Sarah is having an affair with Pastor Fred.

[maggotballs]

@Balldez Well thanks for his back story. Really didn't care though. He's very funny in a sort tragic way. You know, like when you laugh at a retard? You know it's wrong but it's just too damn funny. President Bush was a huge failure by the way and Palin seems like the female version of him. Very religious but extremely stupid. I'm sure you know the type.

[Balldez]

President Bush was Jesus's surrogate on earth.

Pastor Deacon Fred head the most successful and most favorite Baptist church on earth.

[maggotballs]

@Balldez

I know the whole thing is a joke. I just wanted to see how far it went

[gphhawkins]

@Balldez wtf is wrong with people theses days

[pipercoventry]

@Balldez : He is a great theologian. I believe he is the only man who can save us from the eternal firey depths of everlasting hell. I for one, do not want to be tortured for all eternity. So I cling to Pastor Fred's words for salvation and comfort. Also, I wouldn't judge him for having an affair with Sarah Palin. I mean, she is pretty hot. Can you blame him?

[SamsonMatthews]

Is this a joke? It can't be meant to be taken seriously!

[kaysandesses]

@SamsonMatthews It's a complete joke. Go look up their website.

[leonel1993]

@SamsonMatthews

it is

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

@SamsonMatthews Even though it's supposed to be satire, the sad thing is, that many people take it seriously. Check out their website and try to contact them, read the message there VERY carefully.

[stopglobalswarming]

This is like those parodies of American Idol failures. Its mind bending because what they are mocking is such an epic fail, it leaves the parody makers to struggle with words.

[djhey123]

LAWL TROLLL :)

[BlahBlah5649]

Is this guy actually the Pastor or a parody?

[ticnatz]

Big time parody !!

[BurkeMtn]

Ah, lighten up you weenies. If you can't take parody, you're a sissy.

[Wh40klorii]

"See me, one of the most handsome and sought after men in all of Christianhood." I'm a million times as humble as you!

[nevellian]

Yeah it got me fooled, although this is a parody run by Chris Harper, the joke goes a bit too far, am a disabled man and some of the comments on their forums were vile!

[stopglobalswarming]

Christians are turning into jihadist zombies. WTF

[stopglobalswarming]

Sick fucks, your church is 50lb of shit in a 25lb bag.

[Balldez]

Landover Baptist Church is the only that guarantees salvation. Pastor Deacon Fred is the greatest Biblical scholar of our time.

Repent you unsaved trash!

[lumpagogo]

That right. What wrong with you pee-pullz? They have 14 malls and Starbucks coffee (and insiders say there will be four separate Walmarts by June, 2010).

What wrong with you pee-pullz?

[TheManray05]

Hallejulah! Pastor Fred spoke to me (in tongues of course) and told me if I repent, I'll avoid the infernos of hell!!)

Praze Jeeeezzuuuusssss.!!

[xj2yzz]

the whole landover is a parady.

[yourass117]

I remember 2 years ago I used to be obsessed with this guy and his website. I actually believed what he said!

[AquariaSpirit]

Look in the description there is a trade-mark after the word True Christian.

[Confessor62]

?? this guy cant be serious. This is a very poor joke i must say so. Not funny...

[jammin1acoustic]

suprisingly hes not joking lol...go check out the land over baptist website...thier rules and beliefs are crazy...hardly christian at all

[thegdin]

jammin, he is joking. and nothing is more crazy than the real rules and beliefs of christians.

[anarchycastro]

well tickle my holy balls and spank my jesus, you preach the true gossipel!

[daydreamerX100]

of course he's fake, the only people that would seek him are the ones in his dreams

[ouazaki]

amen. WAIT he doesn't have a brain, so how can he dream?

[daydreamerX100]

same way i dream without one

[SpoonyInfidel]

this guy is a fake right..?

[ouazaki]

no duh. look at his other vids.

[sanssleep]

Glory!! Pastor Deacon Fred, its true you are the most saught after men in all of Christiandom. These devil worshiping heathens look at you with lust in thier eyes, but not your holy flock, the lust we have for you is righteous lust, and may be condemned by the Godless world, but not by the chosen few who accept your massage every day.

[ouazaki]

the only thing i lust for when i look at him are 3 things. his sense of humor to get better (although it's not that bad), him to get a better look, and for this guy to get a brain.

[sanssleep]

Sadly, you have allowed Mephistopheles into your vile heart. Your eyes are clouded and you cannot see the rugged beauty eminating from our righteous Pastor Deacon.

Get right with God heathen.

Glory!!!

[ouazaki]

okay im happy my eyes are clouded. i don't want to see a man beautiful. he would be gay. and just for the record, his righteousness is filthy

[IWANNABEFAMOUS15]

there is no freehold in that state

[Pr0x1mo]

GLORY

[Beeza2996]

I love this guy's fake southern accent :D

[regiusmerlin]

freehold iowa is not a real place and "pastor deacon fred" is not a real person.

[5ken7]

a starbucks coffee? praise jesus!

[Lifesucksmetaldoesnt]

Chris Harper rocks:D

[CutTheTension3]

God isn't real.

[gphhawkins]

@CutTheTension3 which one? lol

[twilight2091]

and 5 catholic chuch !!! lol you would just love it

[AcrylicOnion]

omg

its all a huge parody

[clearvision12]

6 stars.

[emoslayer5000]

it's good to see him again he's been missed

[gregarious24]

I'm wearing my WWJD thong as I type this.

[tracer740]

gregarious24- Kool! ... is it moist?

[CURIOUSSERA]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[GabrielSerafin1]

dgliamas,

I don't think you realize that "Landover Baptist" is not a real church. It's a parody effort by people who hate Christianity and use stereotypes to slander Christians and make people hate Christianity.

It's like if someone who hates liberals made videos pretending to be a hateful liberal in order to make people hate liberals. What's disturbing is that they really want to fool you..

[gleather69]

you are so insightful. let's be jesus buddies.

[GabrielSerafin1]

Unfortunately, mockery of God has natural built-in consequences, much like blindness is the penalty for plucking one's own eyes out. He who has ears let him hear; the purpose of human existence is to know, love and serve God. It is a complete waste of existence to go through life missing its purpose. The purpose of the intellect is Truth. The purpose of the will is Goodness. God is Truth and Goodness itself.

[ltbelial]

Sheep

[GabrielSerafin1]

Seeking truth is the purpose of the human intellect. The sad reality is that atheism is a psychological condition, reducing existence to that as ship without a port. You are more than a meaningless bag of chemicals; your purpose is complete union with God. Never mind the many nitwits who represent certain sects of Christianity.

[sps60]

god made me in his image right...so that makes me a god...a demi god...half god...essense of god....well whatever...bow before me and recognize...

[GabrielSerafin1]

God made you in His image and likeness. This simply means that you have an intellect to produce ideas and a willpower to will your ideas into existence. But the purpose of your intellect is Truth and the purpose of your will is Goodness. God IS Truth and Goodness itself. God is the infinite Creator. You are but a tiny little finite creature.

[sps60]

but you just agreed with me that i am in his image and likeness and your saying that his likeness only consists of intellect and truth...wow you dont think much of him either i see...worship babe

[GabrielSerafin1]

You are indeed made in God's image and likeness. You see, God created you so that you may have a share in his eternal life. The purpose of your existence is to know, love and serve God. Remember, God, Goodness and Love itself. Understand the difference between Creator and creature. God brought you into existence out of nothing. Going through life mocking God and ignoring his existence is a recipe for self-destruction. Much like plucking one's own eyes out is a recipe for blindness.

[tracer740]

Gab- you're kidding us, right?

[tracer740]

GabrielSerafin1- Shirley, ...you jest!

[MrsBettyBowers]

Only a hell-bound, myopic harlot would find a bisexual, drug-addicted criminal attractive, dear.

[nanabonniez]

The most sought after man in all of Christendom? For sure! Do I hear an AMEN Brother?

[ArmchairAccomplice]

heh, you said, "Christendom"

[michaelvonbraun]

SWEEEET NAME OF JEBUS!

[tejaspics]

Glad you're back...I was worried you had strayed.

[grenangle]

This guy is to sexy I wants jesus and golf

[derkypoo42]

not 1, but 2 starbucks! if coffee can't bring you to christ i don't know what would.

[samten54]

I'll be there!

[BadgerRavenmoon]

Preach, brother, preach!

[wilburnforce]

PREACH

PREACH!!!

[commswarrior]

Let me guess - now that Landoverbaptist is hitting You-Face and My-Tube, does this imply I can't go within 50 miles of the website?

LOL

You rock :)

[fywacia]

Praise the Lard for our Pastor has finally spoken!

[dualisticnature]

Oh Glory! Glory!!!!!

[beatleapostle]

I'm so glad you're back. I was getting worried about you.

[roaringrockets]

Pastor Deacon Fred, you are my idol and role model... Praise!!

[no1saphead]

Praise the sweet name jesus christ

[thruthem]

Preach pastor, preach!

[DeletedDelusion]

Praise landover, his most handsome pastor deacon Fred and bless all real™ Christians.

it's been a looong time since we heared of you good pastor, has the devil kept you that busy?

[BigGreedyBastard]

nope just jail time...

[ChrisS5111]

love it

[forensicgirl3]

Praise the sweet, golden haired, blue eyed, baby Jesus!

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!