Bill Hicks - Revelations (1993) SUB ITA 4\8

[JamPantsProductions]

He died when I was 3...Now nobody good is left.

[p34cekeeper]

Did anyone else think Snow Crash (book by Neal Stephenson) viz. armored pizza delivery cars?

[Citan1981]

How did he know World of Warcraft would come along and make millions of people stay at home and order pizza day after day?

[MrXclio]

@whiteej21 american gladiators, paris hilton, eminem, fast food, oil wars, yeah that's great culture. i'm sure it'll last for generations.

[Domzdream]

5 people who dislike this are marketing people, hahaha.

[Domzdream]

In reference to Bill speaking about the freedom in your country (USA). Man, I follow a lot of the politics in USA (British ones bore me), and I have to say, your country's becoming a prison state. It was a police state. Now it's becoming a huge ass prison.

If I was in America, I'd be SHITTING myself right now. The thing tht Bill here is speaking about, is happening right now. He was so spot on.

I wish he was still alive today. He'd let G W Bush really have it!

[MrXclio]

@Domzdream that's because our politicions are sane, american political media is an entertanment show.

[xVxRayJohnathaNxVx]

how come the pittbulls are eating the drivers and not touching the fucking pizza haha....

[76tammystanley]

I absolutely love Canada ..hell Im half Canadian and have spent lots of time there ..ill tell you this though ..that free healthcare isn't what its cracked up to Be ..you have to wait quite a while to be treated ..if you have a serious health issue waiting for sometimes a month or more to Brena seen by the proper doctors can be well fatal. I love America if I had to live anywhere else it would be Canada because I would die without the NHL

[alwaysallinneverfold]

@76tammystanley oh you gotta be waiting? Thats really bad! Well try to get hurt without insurance in the US ... you will not be waiting. You will die on a fucking street with people stepping over you.

[ilnichilistablog]

This man has been a true gift to humanity.

[nocturnezero]

@whiteej21 Sadly, no country has Hicks anymore.

See? It was... it was a pun. A pun. Ha.

[Pekeno201]

AHHH GOOATTTBOYYYYYYYY, if i had panties they would prolly drop

[Slipfold1]

It's a shame he missed Clinton and Monica, the younger Bush, and 9/11. I think that woulda been some great comedy

[TheItalianGamer1996]

I wonder how he would feel about Obama, not saying he wouldn't be happy, just saying i actually don't have a fucking clue of what he would have thought!

[HamGreenandEggs]

8:05 Bill turns into Duke Nukem

[BZAGRADE]

@Jabberwockyjefferies yes but propaganda in stronger than the resistance of brain... we had to unite to defend ourself from next hoaxs ... .... we are all in the same situation ...and american aren't make money nothing from their foreign politicy...thei corporation doing it ( but are not americans )..peace ..

[yearsofindignity5]

Let me wear you like a feed bag... FUCK YES.

[skillz139]

im going to college to get into business management

cuz i wanna be "the man"

not in a sense of how they already are

but in a sense of why should i have to bow to these things

im gonna save us all

[xhellonhighheels69x]

those graphics are really weird, they dont fit

[thehornypuppy]

It's not american gladiators it's American Idol Bill...

[shelski72]

basic instinct was A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT

[avedic]

love bill to death...

i'm a graphic designer...not quite a marketer by any means...but i've contributed my share to the dehumanizing void filling bile that is advertising. i hate meeting with clients who talk about how this ad needs a black person in it to get the coloreds to buy...but to keep them in the background...we don't want to scare the white people away. they actually talk like that...all the time. and my paycheck depends on fulfilling that. i'm quitting as soon as i have the means...

[KostaSpud]

‎"You're right! You're right! Not those fuckers who wanna tell you how to think! You're fucking right!"

[Kullg4r]

Goatboy is the original Pedobear.

[PaulXPZ]

Goatboy is my hero!

[Brigister]

"Was Bill Hicks in that test audience?" Muuhuhahahahah xD

[jyoon2000]

dude, there's basic instinct sequel. what a piece of shit that was.

[jerome470]

for retarded comments look below

[TheRogue82]

Strange thought here, but he says at approx 2:05s into the movie the number 12... Hmm.

[eagle42023]

2:20-3:10 : most epic statement about marketing ever.

btw: a big FUCK YOU to Jung von Matt.

[iisadoraf]

"i am the weaver "bill hicks

[opakisirovina]

Aaam the 3 of you who disliked this.....kill yourselves

[rodrigojoseunb]

@opakisirovina That's it man, planting the seeds!

[gibbsies]

"Tonight it's Comedy Entertainment with young, BILLL"

[cochinchester]

you all are fucking clones

[SinnMaschine]

EPIC!!!

[estherfreak]

Hello, I am a fucktard from the UK.

Just wanted to say that Bill Hicks was one of the sexiest, if not THE sexiest comedian to walk this earth.

[Sionlover]

@estherfreak And so? Don't watch his shows :)

[red88alert]

i dont get the goatboy part???

[Dreamdek]

i'm italian. WHO IS GOATBOY!?!?!?

[frusciante39]

@Dreamdek it's a reference to a different Bill Hicks stand up

[IndigoPlaedian]

Finally realized the background image for this act on the stage is from that classic movie: 200(1) - A Space Odyssey. That massive stone structure...When the monkeys have discovered that bones can be used as weapons. Thus beginning the age of destruction that continues to this day.

[DeViLiN888]

I think the same way about movies these days. I mean fuckin hollywood spends hundreds of millions on stupid comedies and what you call films like twilight shit. Clearly, america wants to dumb down the whole damn america. Fuckin Satans. People could put all the money in cancer research institutes instead or a miriad of of other humanity benefiting investments. "I think we just lost a cancer cure here" - Bill Hicks

[Cavstic]

I wish Goatboy was my dad...

[xBoBaReNox]

"Uhhh we made uhhh arsonic childhood food now. Good night."

[Fobetc]

C'è un problema nella traduzione: "turn off" ha una chiarissima connotazione sessuale. Tipo "smosciato".

[Acupuncture1984]

he's a fucking genius :D

best comedian ever :D

[metastasi87]

molotov

[frasor1]

secondo me lo hanno ammazzato e fatto passare che era malato .....e non sono un complottista

[redfrets]

Just keep in mind, in regards to the Carlin comparisons...Bills only like 31 or something here. Contemplate that now. Kay? Kay...

His final Igby's show is a completely new level all together.

[daringbaron]

@redfrets The Igby's show was my introduction to him and...yeah, different level.

[3pointgods]

it seems more like a commentary than a true comedic routine but a lot of his commentary is pretty correct

[raven66614]

who is randy pan the goat boy ? :O

[khasrow29]

he is great but george carlin was something special .. george carling was a god walking on the earth

[juggalofamily546]

Put your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed bag. The greatest sentence ever.

[risingcrisis]

"..things are twelve times as bad. Life is harder now.. Work more! Oops jobs are scarce, fuck you! hahahahaha.."

[bigmeats91]

basic instinct sucked ass anyway.

[bigmeats91]

anyone who is in marketing or sales kill your self LMAO

[jmthetank]

Hicks was great. I like how he takes on the "Big World". He never came close to Carlin, of course, but he's definitely the runner-up.

[fuktardo]

@jmthetank Carlin died in his 70's, Hicks his early 30's. Do the math. I love both, but Hicks has my vote.

[jmthetank]

Which is odd, since I've revised my opinion since I posted that comment. Only about a third or half of Hicks' stuff was worth listening to, now that I've listened to more. The rest is just rambling, or dwelling.

[hbsk8r]

While you are right, it would have been fucking great to see Hicks live to be Carlin's age, I'd have to say Carlin is better, though Hicks is up there with him, and I only say this because I have never seen any entertainer who was more witty than Carlin. Have you ever seen his Modern Man speech? I rest my case. And you know what? It doesn't matter who's better, they share the same message, wouldn't it better to not turn it into a competition of which comedian is better ? Like Carlin and Hicks

[hbsk8r]

have said time and time again, there are much more important matters at hand here.

[pdm636]

yes that would have been a perfect night at my kind of ChurcH, with two of the best True type Evangelists of this world.......and to the crazy lady comment in the beginning of this line of comments, WTF are U talkin' about ,,too many caps of mushrooms or what?!

[mastermike165]

Bill would love youtube, fucking over television. i get to listen to the most honest words ill ever hear and i dont have to listen to any corporate shit, rest in peace.

[themetalman3]

@mastermike165 yeah, and then google bought them out and advertisements play everytime.

[bluenote71]

Are the flames at 6:10 part of the original edit?

[retread01]

@bluenote71 Yeah, if you watch the first part you see he did a filmed intro movie and they took clips from that. That's how it went out.

[thegreatsamurai82]

added in the broadcast in the UK

[dreadbet]

sorry

wrong meeting

haha

[AndrewMay100]

brilliant

[cowwoc1234]

Bill and George should have been on the same bill one night, that would be EPIC

[SalSanMar3]

Everyone in the world whether they knew why or not, would cum at the moment that a bill (pun not intended) with Bill and George would be announced.

[joescout]

i can't believe people can't see that this is alex jones

[DaDawg4real]

@joescout

Alex Jones is a Christian which is a pretty big hole in ur theory.

[joescout]

well if he was trying to assume a different identity he would throw a few curve balls you may be right though

[Elefant95]

No he is talking about a piece of crap boyfriend, who happened to of raped & disguarded the daughter of a mother.The mother vanished too.This mother fucker wants my blood.His hands are stained & they know this fact.Love & piece to everyone.Thanks John Marine.

[binloved]

I'm in love with Bill Hicks as goat boy!!!!! I would have loved to have met that alter ego!

Weeeeeaaaaaaa! (lol)

[gibbsies]

Tonight its comedy entertainment with young, BILL! rofl

[jairorieder]

how did bill hick die?

[Xxero0]

Too soon.

[jmeiskues]

cancer

[gomann64]

pancreatic cancer =(

[Undeterminable]

@gomann64 Thank goodness he gave up smoking when he did huh. At least that brought him some time.

[MokonaModokii]

thats a rumor

[ZejithThemis]

Fantastico ed inimitabile, Bill Hicks. Ci manca proprio, e da un anno ci manca anche il grande George Carlin.

L'hanno sempre raccontata com'era, e per questo entrambi esiliati dalla TV. Fuck Controlled Mass Media.

[TheFightFactory]

Bill Hicks is the only American comedian that could come over to the UK and get a standing ovation like he did.

[hydeph]

george carlin

[josiedeepvoice]

thats because he's one of the few american comedians that would be considered to be intelligent

[riskyshotz]

You would be one of the many youtube posters not considered intelligent.

[jmeiskues]

The UK is full of fucktards just like America, don't kid yourself.

[TheFightFactory]

what does that have to do with ANYTHING i just said?

[heartandsoul1988]

everycountry is full of fucktards "a virus with shoes"

[JoeKersten]

Anywhere is for that matter.

[josiedeepvoice]

eh...ok.i'm not from the UK,but point taken...i suppose

[thetoecutterr]

thanks man that makes me feel better about the world

[EatYourChimp]

@jmeiskues I was going to say your wrong, but on second thought after thinking a little. No...the UK is the same. Every time I talk to my friends in London about somehting fo value, serious, about the world, about science......it falls on deaf ears. People exude Apathy. Fuck!

[frusciante39]

@jmeiskues yeah this is indisputably true. But the uk fucktards don't have the 'despicably evil, destroying the whole world including our own country, imprisoning the highest proportion of our population out of any culture in the history of the entire world and enforcing our own brand of ethnic cleansing' thing that America pulls off so well.

[reallycoolman2003]

@jmeiskues

as a brit i can totally vouch for this being true!

[MothRoom]

@jmeiskues

No, fucktard, why do you think there's riots? American's are too scared to do that; they get rapped many times and dare to complain.

So my facist friend, dont try it, yeah? ;)

[MothRoom]

@jmeiskues

Sorry, I meant....American's get raped [not the 23% who have passports] and keep quiet.

Do you have a passport? If not. Dont reply, I dont take messages from slaves.

[AdminHellier]

@jmeiskues gross generalization. 

[KillerCracker69]

@jmeiskues I won't, lol! Any American with a half of a brain knows what the fuck is up. The whole world is full of fucktards, and America is the capital of Fucktardtopia.

Sincerely,

A human being born in America (Fucktardtopia)

[Maybelater1018]

@jmeiskues Everywhere's fulla fucktards bro, 89% of humans are fucktards

[LiBlub1]

@jmeiskues not like america lol

[29render]

@jmeiskues They are 1 in the same...both are snakes which must have their heads removed. Good people for the most part but the banksters own everything.

[Dannolgorski]

this guy is awsome

intelligent and entertaining

so called "real" news should have truth in it

[Dannolgorski]

this guy is awsome

intelligent and entertaining

fox news gives me a headache, cant watch it for more than a minute

i wish the real news had truth in it

[MeOnIuTiub]

I M M E N S O ! ! !

[BastonateaManganelli]

MEGAGALATTICO!

cagavano il cazzo co i pitbull nel '93 in america?

l'Italia come sempre arriva in ritardo...

[666alberto]

o proprio non arriva.. bisogna andarseli a cercare i comici buoni in italia, di certo quelli per tv si contano sulle dita di una mano

[fochetti]

la cosa è la stessa ahah

quando bombardano con le solite notizie del cazzo per farti scordare tutto il resto,sono i media,gli italiani hanno imparato pian piano sempre di più a fare tv ignorante.cade un aereo e poi un altro in sud africa!e un altro in asia!poi in america!cazzo ma cadono tutti gli aerei adesso?! prima se cadeva un aereo in vietnam non gliene fotteva un cazzo! poi va di "moda" allora mettiamolo nella lista.non c'erano gli stupri prima dei tg? ogni 3 secondi! mass media

[mongoose20023]

Italian people must really love Bill Hicks.

[frozenclaws]

in italy this comedian are eliminated by the tv, and so we search for comedian who are free to tell what they want

[nontrovo1nick87]

@frozenclaws there is Luttazzi, but not in tv

[frozenclaws]

@nontrovo1nick87 e lo so, è grazie a luttazzi che ho conosciuto bill hicks, carlin e gli altri

[Karribai]

@frozenclaws FUCK Vatican city

[FilosofoDaCamera]

@frozenclaws exactly! I also think the way..

[KillerCracker69]

@frozenclaws It is transpiring all around the world, amico. The only solution is to turn off the TV and seek alternative sources of information. God bless. Liberta o morte!

[deepelmdesciple]

This was filmed in London. The guy who put up the vid is italian and he makes subtitles.

[pilu3073]

grandissimo!!!

[sleia]

ma cos'è questa storia di goatboy?

[Nowekian]

Randy Pan the goatboy.... randy vuol dire uno che ha tanta voglia... pan e il dio greco (credo) del sesso... meta uomo, meta capra.... Goat vuol dire capra.

[sleia]

si pan era il dio della campagna...

ora mi è un po' più chiaro il tutto

[fochetti]

si bravo. ma pan è un po' di più ke il dio del sesso però ci sta come definizione.

[PAULAZ63]

Grande upload meu! Obrigado!

[talloak]

Grazie