Crazy dude looking for a girlfriend ROFL

[ifeelliketomorrow]

i'll d8 u

[jayjoetube14]

ROFLMAO

[Hidamned]

Tip: Dont talk about your dick until you know your hot.

[808kenmatthew]

You know with hyper inflatio a million dollars is more like a hundred grand but you can afford a filipino hooker there like hundred bucks

[808kenmatthew]

Just be happy you have two hands

[Emochiklet]

Oh... It's not that bad. It's almost sweet in a "Don't go to sleep first because he might stab you" kinda way...

[ChainedIllusion]

"Uhh hey Im totaly pathetic... Wana date?"

[Swiggeh]

1:32 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL dude i fucking cried

[WXNXFofficial]

WOW! JUST WOW! LMAO THIS IS JUST SAD XD

[ForesterJesse]

Fucking brilliant

[deepsunflower]

wow dud you sound like a loser . . .

[snx3gs]

this is deff a joke. lololol

[coole8]

Mad respect for this guy.

Really straight forward, and seems like a cool guy to chill with.

[MrMdarnell09]

what do u guys think about the 6 inch penish part?

[thesunnyside1011]

Thanks for telling the truth.....

[ajianchandler]

sad

[NPFresh17]

i think the legal age in this state is 16, so if u live in michigan and youre 16 ill fuck you. LMFAO

[TheGrimReaper2300]

you need a girl friend? yo need somebody profesional to talk to dude! -_-

[013802]

tosh.o

[SixStringManiac11]

i like peanut butter

[TMNTG]

Its Guys Like This That Make You Feel Really Good About Yourself!

[jetsrule09]

My main motivation is to smoke weed ROFL

[DubStepVIIX]

doooog this is fucken tighttttttt

[killarmy101]

lmao!!!!!!!

[NINPHMTDS]

WOW

[momoe336]

damage any chance of getting laid retard

[albertescamilla]

anyone who thinks im hot hit me up lol weirdo

[wonderfuldread]

WTF!!! is this $hit y r u telling ppl about ur dick size man wtf just no fuck that shit

[ungiboy]

peado file an ur da biggest lyer eva

[TheGrimReaper2300]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! this is FUNNYYYYYY!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JustDaveMusic]

this kid is a sensation

[raptor9597]

btw i don´t have emosions

[chowmufasa]

honesty isnt always the best choice.

[thecico12345]

Hey dude can i have your address so i can kill you when im bored.

[aarossell]

Dude, pretty sure legal age is 18... creep

[crooklyn817]

Poor man just wants a hot girlfriend, who wouldnt.

[raekwonyaeyo]

this guy should be president

[jason854656]

at least he was being honest!

[Sykmos]

Trolling, man. Straight trolling.

[jason854656]

@Sykmos what the heck is trolling?

[CuteZombieBite]

ahahahahahahahaha lame..........

[hirushin1]

wierd

[MrChandler5]

i think you guys judge this guy too much, he's fuckin awsome

[bigdayyfrank7]

What a freaking creep.

[rockabillydaze]

Dating is the least of his worries. This video sounds like his plea to a judge to lock him away for the rest of his life

[dvdwmplr]

He forgot to add that, aside from being a huge loser, he's also brutally honest....

[TheBatWingedPrincess]

-____- wow........

[metalofseverance]

gotta give the guy props, just laid it all on the line.

I don't think he was bragging about having a 6 inch dick, just think he was lettin the ladies know what they were in for.

[TheBromandude]

Good to know I'm not the last of my species.

[maidenscott]

I swear to god that im 12 and my penis is over 6in

[3Bethanayyy]

your hot as hell baby, suck me!

[nubapowner5000]

Dude how could he not get a girlfriend?

[rmack1205]

its called a widows peek u dumbasses

[CooltasticChelsea]

@rmack1205 A "widows peek" stops at the top of your head...

It doesn't go down past your eyebrows.

...yeah.

[hechtor2010]

you are my hero man

[AuntieNette1]

yo your a freak

[cphackerultimate]

@AuntieNette1 this isnt him if u look in the lower right corner it says its from break.com

[cnosl99]

how lisa fatass



[RightWingCon81]

Now that's a good looking guy, I wish I were a 16 year old girl in Michigan so I could fuck him. I mean, what a catch this guy is. He looks like a bloated eddie munster.

[sonic911]

go run a few miles, do a few situps cut ur hair go to school get a career and ur golden

[mystang88]

i hope u kill yourself

[sevengreenmice]

What's that sh*t on your forehead?

Get a comb or a haircut.

[simonforrest97]

rude tube.

[supst0ne]

No way hahahahahah.

[bLaZexkLuTcH]

i want to eat some cow

[775gary]

you have balls dude!!!

my respect :D

[KarlLad2205]

you're a legend.

[arsenal4lifeordeath]

6-inch dick, more like 0.5-inch

[sonic911]

@arsenal4lifeordeath from the floor

[chaset371]

nobody wantsto love you creeper

[rabbll]

is there a dog in the back ground

[Stanny818]

REDEEMED!

[vinny543210]

Epic



[Misfts2]

This guy describes everything about me.

[nobleeskimo]

rofl

[WiLdBeAsT4]

desperate much?

[jacobyatt23]

you are so hot omg

[Marie52092]

Haha yes I have seen this it seems to fake.

[xxconaxx360]

lol@if your 16 and live in michigan ill fuck you. lol

[corneliusshannon]

Its sad that he seems to listen to good music judging by the floyd poster on the wall while the kids that do get laid listen to Crap. thats enuff to make anyone depressed

[LITTLEWHITEK1D]

get in my pants you sexy bitch

[XxmonsterFacexX2]

hes so ugly and a douchbag i wanna slap him in the face his ignorant and no girl will love him ...not even an a nasty one haha

[Jutisan]

Only Good quality (SMOKES WEED) other qualities are: bipoler, schitzo, not very self motivated and probably lives with his mom so what you guys think?? im thinkin he A. needs to get tossed out on his ass. B. get a job and c. shoot himself in the head after realizing that not everyone thinks hes badass

[nowwithmorekick]

@Jutisan Judging from the video i don't think he thinks we think he is bad ass.

[Spiker124]

oh im single and need a girlfriend lol jk or am i

[Spiker124]

how do u sink so low that u look for a girl online

oh and only 6 inches

oh and rich than wats wit ur house

[AdamGONECRAZY]

Anyone else know this from tosh.o?

[mckennacute22]

@AdamGONECRAZY 

[franklin26261]

What girl could pass this young gentleman up?!

[skittlessbh]

whats on his head?

[OMFGHITMARKER]

@skittlessbh i think it's called a "devil lock"

[iiredskins89]

5th degree douche.

[tutero88]

dude can u breath??? ur like hi *takes deep breath* im *takes another deep breath* blablablablabla *and another deep breath* xD i think the fat of ur body is pouring to ur lungs xD!!!

[paganharley]

you all are crazy individuals...just so you know people like you are the reason why this world is such a piece of shit.

[drbadn3ws]

lol emo

[todd12434]

umm my contacts might get stuck to my eye

[bombheadofdoom]

wow this is just depressing!!

[luvs2parkour]

he love to feel love, wtf that is an emotion this guy is a prick

[shockernigga]

6 inches you lil dick bitch 

[vitorattiNode]

this guy needs therapy... or at least some occupation.

[mimixxxmurderz]

lmao ew XD lolol

[CRAPONER1]

CHESTER AND AN UGLY ASS DUDE WTF IS ON YOUR FORHEAD

[pablojimenez1000]

is this guy serious?

[breedome]

ahahaha im 14 and my dick is bigger then this assholes!

[eastcoaster54]

Hey Stacy Smith. I think your a bitch. why dont you take this shit down? you you want to make fun of this guy? do you know him or something?.... because usually people who make fun of other people just do it because they don't like themselves ....yeah im 27 with an 8 inch dick too so eat a bag of dicks

[At0m1C194]

@eastcoaster54 ..... relax

[sos60joker]

@eastcoaster54 what is wrong with you???????

[McPickleswami]

oh shit six inches

[GregGreazy]

Is this man serious? Or is he just joking. He looks serious. I dont think this is satire........................­..Sad.

[ummaygnera]

turn off

[mrjamesbuba]

gay

[heyz0os]

you know whats even more pathetic than this video? people who RE-POST other peoples videos hahah thats just dornright sad that you havethe time for it :P

[dirt0bike00]

pull the string! pull the string! :D

[1337PW]

seriously why steal this video...if they wanna see it they can watch the original...

[oddiemonsta]

What a catch

[Sivitri77]

hey dont make fun of this guy this dude has like 5 hot chicks wanting him O.o

[Dontreallycareish]

what 14 yr. old girl would want him?

[lukewalln]

i think this dude is going to be on tosh.o tonight

[fryer22]

@lukewalln tis

[crazyalligator88]

hair string ?i guess wanna be johnny depp from

"cry baby"

[Sivitri77]

@crazyalligator88 no no its scott hall

[missclueless31]

head? whats on his head???X_X

[Leeches93]

Lmao, "I have a 6 inch penis" If a girl judges you by the size of your dick, she seriously is a bitch.

[ccpj1]

the fuck is on his head

[royal22erick]

wow hes really creepy and so stupid ass to try take a girlfriend with ye i gone a get million when my uncle die lol if a girl get out with u for that u gone have only half of the money cause u gone a be dump right away after u touch the money lol

[CompliesWithPart15]

voyueristic murderer in the making here

[luvadam123]

john 3:16-hollar

[umi69]

PUHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

yesss this is my dream guy! XD

[latino919]

ladys his the perfect guy !!! hit them up !

[pRIncess010791]

haha cool u told them the size of ur dick :) haha congratulations :)

[PublicJoe88]

He`s awsome!

[TheJMK21]

your sad then

[faciane2003]

this dudes tight as fuck

[TheJMK21]

wow man, sad