Let's Play JumpStart 1st Grade: Part 2

[WakoGeek]

I get the vibe you don't much enjoy this game. If not, I will SO take it from you :D

[TrixyReturned]

"Good job, you just won 25 meth points"

[Jetz72]

Glob monster? Lucky bastards. I had an older model cooking machine and it summoned a legion of mutated hellspawn.

[MsGalaxystars]

"oh looks it's a glob monster!" frankie says smiling and still smiling when a creepy brown goop thing comes out of the baker. who does that!?

[pelepone]

2:46 "ew olives"... Like if u got the joke.

[KirbyDrawer]

The Glob monster reminds me of The Great Mighty Poo from Conker's Bad Fur Day! XD

[Regginyaga]

My memories are stored in these games

[annasophiabebe]

i miss this game so much... ah my childhood

[Knipfy]

I cannot believe I never noticed that they used Hungarian Rhapsody no. 2 for the food fraction game lol, I always loved this game when I was little, good memories!

[1993joshualiu]

The Glob was creepy.

[MalkanorBek]

They serve pizzas with flies and worms on them? Someone better call the health department.

[gabbbya]

this video.... #deceased. "ew olives"

[ds4433]

oh my god, I nostalgia's SO hard.

[L3GiTTEABAGGER4441]

you're annoying as fuck, do you take everything so serious?

[Tootoon2009]

LOL you were spot on about the black student wanting kentucky fried chicken.

[Chickengirl005]

OMG THE BAKING GAME WAS MY FAVORITE ONE!!!!! I wish he would have played it longer hehe....

[tsunderecracker]

When he said "Tron!" I totally lost it

[CourtXDx3]

LMFAO

[pokelover66544]

lol south park referance im not a gay fish

[Taylorannt]

Holy crap I used to play this all the time! Brings back memories.

[TheRomanianHistorian]

Do kids ever mind their manners or do their parents teaching them manners means nothing at all? This guy is hilarious.

[Valbuenium]

eat at your table

YOU COW

lmfaodjfdjfadsf

[grahamcrackers96]

"Eat at your table, you cow." Haha, I love that. I use it everywhere!

[VanyahaHeights]

A few times, one of the girls would order a 'whole' tray of jello!! XD

Damn, I miss these oldtimer kid's games.. I still have all the disks, still readable, but not sure if they're compatible with Win7..

[Grayfog]

The glop monster sounds like the Orcs from Warriors of Might and Magic.

I actually owned this garbage game before I went to first grade.

[TheFighteh]

hahahah dude your soo funny<333

[Dereksbestfan]

haha your commentary is hilarious! and "oh no the glop monster!" Rawawawwh! XD

[bngibbs]

Pizza with: Olives, Flies & Worms... eww Olives.

[Shadow11614]

oh no!!! the great mighty p- err glop monster

[JewlyPuff]

i use to hate the asian girls voice.

[AllRiledUp010]

BaHAHaaaa the gulping noises with the pizza shit thing xD I almost died XD

[Coonshake]

3:36

Wait... why was Mozart's "Marriage of Figaro" playing?

[mairedelune]

hell naw....someone actually recorded this LOL one of my first computer games as a kid :)

[GiantDoucheNG]

I remember the cafeteria the most because I was a fat fuck and the majority of my childhood nostalgia is associated with food.

[thatonechick4444]

LMFAO! This game was sooooo fun! <3

[jbkitty91990]

What meal is this?

[jbkitty91990]

Dude thank you SO much for uploading this...it makes me feel so good to relive my child hood memories when I was so freakin happy

[farvin111]

worms, flies...

ew olives.

[StickGuy1994]

7:22 That scared the living crap out of me when I was in Grade 1, I would turn the monitor off and run. Now I've seen the glop monster for the first time in about ten or eleven years, and I just laughed.

[JeorgeGranum]

God I miss this game so much it was always my favorite but my disc was ruined.

[mempblox]

the glob monster scared me in 1rst grade

[mempblox]

THE GLOB MONSTER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mempblox]

they dont eat at a table XD

[ColinSSX]

The glop monster scared the shit out of me back in 1st grade

and I never noticed how shit this game looked

[pokelover66544]

thumbs up if you caught his southpark referance

[WaterbenderKatara22]

"I can't let you in for you might liberate the carrots that I'm holding for the huge green salad!!"

[NorthEuropean]

"EW! Olives!" XD

[TehKablam98]

I'm black, and this is hilarious.

[GermikaButtons]

Ew. The noise the kids make while eating.

Gul-gul gishi, gul-gul gishi. D:

[GermikaButtons]

Ew. The noise they make while eating. D:

[MCJimmie48]

95 points away from winning a math cap.

95 points away from winning a reading cap.

100 points away from winning a geography cap.

100 points away from winning a clock cap.

[iGoblins]

lol they have worms and flies on the pizza and all you say is "Ewwww olives!"

don't worry, i'd do that too XD

[doglover12345andfr]

Oh. The Glob Monster game. I use to love this one.

[MCJimmie48]

Frankie:Oh No! The Glob Monster!

Glob Monster:Rah,Ah,Ugh,Rahh,Urr!

dshban: (laughs) What?! What was that?Raaahhhraraaa!You put something wrong in here! The food is an idiot returned to evil!Rararara!

[TheAmberrox123]

i remember this game lol i used to play it when i was little hahaha i like clicking on the fridge lol your funny:)

[AnnikaAnderson2013]

hahahahhaahahhahahahaha



[dweelieghanne]

"Pizzas with pepperoni, olive, worms..." "EW! Olives?!"

[DigiMega351]

The Glop Monster makes me feel very euphoric 4 some stupid reason.

[SaraSykesDotCom]

I went to this Salad stand at a local mall recently and it was set up almost just like this, except there were toppings instead of different meals. I was trying SO HARD to remember why it looked familiar to me and this is what I was thinking of! Holy crap time flies.

[emmalols]

Dude that mouse that would randomly pop up used to scare me a little D:

[29JazzMatazz]

haha! I used to play this game all the time, I grew up with most of the series. Between jumpstart, girl scouts and playing outside that's all I used to do with my summers as a kid living out in the country with no friends in the area. XD I used to LOVE the kitchen games and collecting the 'bottlecaps'! I'd play it again if it wasn't so annoying to me now or so slow... Frankie really does take forever talking

[DogDays124]

I laughed so much my sides hurt now!

[carcinophobia]

I'm crying omg

[ReturnToFortune]

Hooray for the racially insensitive food in the fridge

[A113Pixar]

Glop Monster = my childhood

[inbug27]

BITCH

[drumline17]

We all knew the black kid would order chicken

[lipglosslover09]

WHO'S EATING THIS!

love(:

[SpoofedINC]

I remember playing this game before I even got into kindergartern. There was some really epic stuff going on in here, I never really understood it,,,

[jiggles218]

"There are pizza's with flys, worms, and olives."

"Eww. Olives."

Lol!

[kaylinsvlog]

i mean 7:22 <.<

[kaylinsvlog]

7:26 OH NOES! GLOP MONSTER!!

[KCSGIRL252011]

oooh this video makes my day.

[vegansong821]

the food game used to panic me when i was little haha

[WhatAreWeFightingFor]

omg i haven't played this in forever, where the hell did you get it i miss this?

[yowakiwa]

omg this cracked me up

[DigiMega351]

I Used to get the cooking game wrong on purpose just to 2 C the Glop monster! He used to make me ROFL my big sweaty butt off & cry with mirth!!! XD XD XD XD XD

[BTJFilms]

Your commentary is hilarious.

[riku54321]

And we're going to play...

Best cliffhanger of all time.

[xTigerx777]

OH NO ITS THE GLOP MONSTER XD

[Gigamammoth]

1:05

I WANNA EAT THEM!

[SweetHomeCalifornia]

The glop monster scared the crap out of me when I was 5. Thank you for alleviating that fear. I can't stop laughing. xD

[Thecool90sguy]

its not always about what you want freddy

[RaspberryChanX3]

Dude this game was the shizz back when I was a kid.

[lolproductoins]

i usta love this game me and my sister would play it all the time

[AGNTRamen]

Ew, Olives! LMAO

[musicgirl999]

math was always my weakness in elementary school

[lyingfallacy247]

omygod i used to love this game! :D

[MrFisherman17]

Eat at the table you cow

LMFAO

[mapegw]

you make me laugh.

i randomly get the feeling to play jumpstart 1st grade but i couldnt find it so i looked it up, and i never new it could be so darn funny! ;)

[2Be4utiful4u]

MEGA LOL at the hot dog.. and btw, i love ur accent and ur comments are hilarious

[FrieRie]

Ahhhh, good old nostalgia...

[Trainmaster189]

8:07 Choo Choo!!! I am the food train! LOL!

[ST8OFEMS]

I Used 2 Have This Shit Bakc When Windows Was Good LOL

[isupportthegosselins]

i remember this game......haha

[lawofficers]

The Glop Monster kept me going when I first played this game as a kid.

[Blade8745]

1 more time!

blees gib me

[PhoenixGraySkies]

Rofl, once as a kid I had the volume turned on super high and then I messed up on the recipe and the stupid glob monster came out, and I started screaming because it sounded like an evil apocalyptic beast. Scarred for life. :D

[myukiehitomi]

I adore your commentary! This brings back good memories

[TheRealMaiKawasumi]

I came here just to hear the glop monster XD

[Blade8745]

@TheRealMaiKawasumi blees gib me

[WafflesKEYblade13]

hahaha dude this brings back so many memoriesss.

[Blade8745]

blees gib me.

[dominatorN4]

23(get it Number 23?)

[HinaIchigoSuigintou]

Oh my gosh!! The piano playing in the background is from that episode from Tom and Jerry where they're battling with the piano and such :D

[shirleygibson]

Frankie The Dog was taking about the kitchen with Miss Pickles. Do You Think This is The Canadian Version?

[shirleygibson]

What Music was used During The Burgers and Food Game With The Children On

"Jump Start 1st Grade"? Is It Beethoven or Brahms?

[BryeBug]

OMG I used to suck so bad at the baking toaster gizmo thing! I'd always make the food guy pop out no matter how hard I tried lol.

[pokelover66544]

southpark referance yeah

[Kishdren]

You are so funny! I love your accent.

[italianman1992]

lolz I laughed so hard at the talking vending machine. I haven't played this in at least 13 years. My aunt used to have it for my little cousins. I'm 21 now. lolz.

[Mikrogrimm]

XD This is funneh as hell X'D

[RymandTV]

LOL memories!!!!

[Egjiipkitty2000]

teenagers and adults never get this game it seems XD

[Egjiipkitty2000]

lol this video is funny

[MottBonzo]

omg i loved the hot dog part i would go on the computer every day in school in 1st grade and click that

[bijoukaiba]

2:25 "You might have a real future in food service!" I'd hope not.

2:50 What are they feeding these kids? Why hasn't the school been shut down? They have mice running around the cafeteria, the food is radioactive and alive, children are eating bugs, and they have to eat in the lunch line because they can't afford tables?!

[petermullinvideos]

@bijoukaiba AND THE CAN'T AFFORD STINKING BOWLS!

[spud1296]

Yay no logic

[supergamerbros]

That machine is the bobble-head machine from Chalk Zone. :D

[havingthetime]

u r so hilarious

[NotJustWrongButN00by]

'Oh no! It's the glop monster! 8D'

'RAWAWRAGH'

'8D'

[WithASideOfFries]

Thank you for uploading this, I remember the good times playing this when I was younger *sarcasm*.

[dshban]

@inbug27 hmm who could it be

[Technicolor909]

it's time to money

[SuperShadow]

I was so scared of the Glop monster

[CMBHQ]

I had the UK version as a kid, and the dog, scared the crap out of me. and the glop monster, and that frog from year 2 (2nd grade scared me to death.)

[mermaidamp]

Blech!

[Chrisman7878]

u downloaded this free?

[SuperLlama42]

YOU FOOL! YOU'VE SUMMONED THE GLOP MONSTER!

*watches as a Lovecraftian monstrosity rises from the ruined banana bread to consume all of existence*

[StingDaFling]

OH NO! It'S THE GLOP MONSTER!

EURAGARHGARAAAARAAAAAGGHH

I used to intentionally mess up just so I could hear that over and over. I love this game so much

[lalalei2001]

I used to think this was the funnest game ever. I was a weird kid. XD

I died laughing at the glop monster.

[DanaAst]

lool. when i was 1st grader, i freaked out when i see glop monster and ran to hide under the desk from that glop monster, and even i got nightmare from that.

:(

[Soulforge00]

Frankie's pause at 0:02 always cracks me up for some reason.

also THE GLOP MONSTER!!!

[OfMelodies]

1:13 - 2:15

You are freaking hilarious! I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe!

[zzzzzzzzzzzzz9483942]

"You got to give the kid the legal immigrants from google"

XD

[petermullinvideos]

The Asian girl is spoiled.

[sonnymoorefreak07]

LMAO

[petermullinvideos]

What if the blob monster ate up everything in the school, even the lunch lady.

[flaminco51]

4 cups of flavour and you make one bagle?

[Soulforge00]

THE GLOP MONSTER

[B323P]

"pizza with worms, mushroom, pepporoni..." "EW OLIVES! xD"

[Redhot7411]

I remember i used to play thisall the time, this is funnier than shit!!!

[InfernapesFlame]

Ew, olives!

[Coonshake]

"Oh, what a feast! Mmmmmmmmmm"

[ClassicNovel]

And remember, kids, if inanimate objects in your school start talking to you, just give them money.

...and am I a nerd if I realized that they seem to go on a huge "Mozart music in the background" kick from 2:57 to 3:47?

[Zaccanter]

EW pizza with flys

[HarryScab2k6]

''Yammy yammy'' XD

[KrissyFivee]

"this is exactly how cooking works, and I'm so glad that Jump Start First Grade is here to teach kids that if you get something minutely wrong the glop monster will come and destroy you" LOL omg too funny. I want to play this game again now.

[Hemcowz]

Eat at your table... You cow...

[PorygonZee]

Lol you might liberate the carrots in the fridge.

5 stars for the glop monster

[sonicdude334]

THE Glop monster looks like the great poo or watever :D

[4AMsunshine]

"You've got to give the kid EXACTLY what they ask for"

Like rape?

Oh, that's tasteless, sorry.

[Soulforge00]

THA GLOP MONTHHHTER!

[megacaneo]

Flies?!

[anus544]

1:13 - 2:15

those kids sound wayy older than a first grader lmao.

[CampJosa]

xD "Ew, Olives!"

[YoshiStarSpirit]

Dude you made this game pretty much 20 times better with this vid. I was laughing the whole time! XD

5!

[PoeticPain]

hahaha, this is hilarious XD

[mcneddie]

Arghh I remember the jump start serious when a was little!!!!!!!!

Except you ruined it with your comintary

[anus544]

whos eating ?

are the kids eating flies?

lmao

[anus544]

1:33 lmao!

[ThatWeerdoGirl]

Frankie's eyes are fucking scary, i feel like he's staring down my shirt.

[katerinaanastastia]

YES! The baking game is the BEST! :D

[MrNDSteinbach]

This game burns!!!

[Cakeman777]

Pyjama Sam reference FTW!!

[freakycheese234]

The glob Monster Scares my still !

Im like 14 and i take of running when i see him .. XD !

[NihilismIsFunny]

Oh god, I was trying to eat Ramen while watching this, but I was laughing so hard I was afraid I would spill.

Fuck you dshban I'm hungry

[ktballerina]

ROFL the indian hotdog haha!