Sharted

[nando89l]

14 people couldn't hack it n thought it was too vile

[sarge7948175]

Check out my shart (shout) parody vid on my channel

[IDontUsePicks]

I just sharted too.

[Shartillery]

Sharting is approved

[Silversony65]

Also known as the "Gambled and Lost" fart

[SGC564]

Lmao that cracks me up !! haha

[Bubbakels]

along came polly -3

[scaredofmilk]

I like turtles.

[packersfandan]

great stuff

[Mizzle211]

One of the best clips of all time.

[NDUBZ08]

academy award scene

[luckyshanks1]

idk what that means, "i just farted and some shit came out."

[Ronangamevideos]

@ryanator385 along came polly

[sallyrocks777]

OMG

[ryanator385]

What movie is this

[jman4208]

the ass might have lubricant in it while your shit is hard shit is in there which might make it wet so when you shit its diarreah amd watch out for what you eat but i just shit is makes that squishy noise and not plop my shits have been comming out soft not hard

[jman4208]

i was at the bus stop and i had bacon and eggs scrambled i'm at the stop and i had to poot which eggs dont make me fart just poot. then i shit myself on accident i had to walk around the whole school day even gym was a bitch thank god i'm a senior so my last year and idkw but i always sit to piss, i do have adhd and hypertension and little more anxiety but i cant piss standing at the urinal or stall i have to sit. but i can piss standing i just cant getbany thing out wtf is wrong with my dick!??

[rsbrownnn]

@jman4208

"bashful bladder" is more common than you might think. You're not alone.

[jman4208]

i have a serious question! how do you have buttsex i know how they have to clear all shit out but if you're fingering and you feel some shit and its like days before you know its gonna happen what do you do?

[jman4208]

jack black with blond hair

[JJohn1722]

12 people sharted at a party

[777yojoe]

LLLMMMMMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!  dude i just sharted......LLLLLMMMMMMMMAAOO­OOOOO.

[callumf7]

6 for sharted

[WildHunterXZA]

Pressn "9"

[MrJowee]

So, if you're there to meet a chick, and your buddy sharts his pants, and you are his ride, do you leave for his sake, or let him be a disgusting fuck why you try to get in good with the girl?

[hootyhaha]

@MrJowee Tell him to go wait in the car.

[alexandreleverrier]

fuck it youtube is Anonymous so here it goes, I was working as a clerk a few years ago and I totaly sharted, I was swiming in my own shit so I ran to the bathroom, took my boxers off, threw them in a plastic bag, washed my ass with soap and watter until I was perfectly clean. I then took the plastic bag and ran out the back door and dumped it in a dumpster, I handled the situation like a real ninja but I passed the rest of the day with no underwear.

[TokinTreez420]

i havent laughed this hard in so fucking long

[SILVANISTIKA]

i just sharted. disgusting sob!

[ILikeWetVaginas]

my friend sharted the other day haha shit got all over the floors. fucking hilarious.

[CaptainSharts69]

Thumbs up if u were bored and typed in shart....

[heyheyhey6able]

Hahah i say this word so much! I want it in the dictionary so bad. Thumbs up if you agree

[heyheyhey6able]

@heyheyhey6able damn ily, ill so vote for you

[TheLunarPenguin]

I typed in shaft

[heyheyhey6able]

@TheLunarPenguin no one cares

[Eoysa]

@JMmannyR its called Along Came Polly

[fyrstikkesken]

where did 0:19 go ??

[UZI20mm]

thumbs up if you typed in shart

[JMmannyR]

what movie is this

[sagextrm]

He is either a good actor or he really did SHART for that scene . lol PSH rulez

[Xerato2]

***Before the Devil know you sharted**** hahahah :-D

[Dragonized44]

isn't that the dude from Crocodile Tears ?

[n40p69]

You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life..lol

[loverboy409ify]

I TRYED TO FART AND SHIT CAME OUT LETS GO

[NlkOlVy]

@loverboy409ify little shit came out xD

[guitardude499]

SHART!

[Peacesells699]

11 people just sharted.

[TacoKing96Studios]

10 people pooped a little

[Flashlight1996]

I was about to go to school this morning and felt like farting, and then it started dripping down my pants.

I totally annihilated my underwear, pants, boots, and socks.

[ooozetoons]

This is a metaphor for the whole movie

[xxcharley28xx]

LOL I love this film. Sandy Lyle is so funny :D x

[ZH8050]

9 people sharted and think it is not funny to laugh about a such tragic situation.

[alecaf89]

@ZH8050 yah and your not gunna get thumbs up for that stupid ass comment but nice try

[ZH8050]

@alecaf89 do you think I care about thumbs up thumbs down? You are a fucking sharting loser. And learn to write correctly, "gunna" does not exist in english.

[MrDemiGlaze]

turd, turds, turdocracy, poopylogin Dot c.

[Spankeedoodle]

Philip Seymour Hoffman IS A LEGEND!!!!

[MeestaBojangles]

8 sharters wish we and the movie took it more seriously.

[fadi866]

the entire movie was crap.....however the "sharted part" made it worth watching

[baserocks206]

@fadi866 be happy! 'appy as a 'ippo

[throbbin87]

Stiller is terrible by himself...this movie...Zoolander...but with a group, Dodgeball, Tropic Thunder....What about Mary, he is MUCH better.....

[doritos180]

Such a terrible film, but these 20 seconds are genius

[flamnjon6969]

@doritos180 Are you kidding? What about the part where they're playin b-ball? "ICE MAAANNN!!!!"

[boriszcat]

@doritos180

If that's the good part, I can't imagine how awful the rest is.

[ISimpuhL]

@doritos180 It Was Kinda Bad.. But Phillip Made It 45% Better Because Of His Funniness

[Lynneapex]

@doritos180 Ah i LOVED this film. Absolute one of the best stupid films ever.

[wasamareyu]

@doritos180 GOT THAT RIGHT... THESE 20 SECONDS MAKES THE MOVIE WORTHWHILE!!!

[tevisa]

Love this clip. Same thing happened to me check it out

[NocturnalExistence]

kind of like how American Pie gave birth to the term "MILF"...at least that's where I think that term originated...

[bondfool]

Ladies and gentlemen, Academy Award winner Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

[ElfishPowers]

I just SCHARTED!!!

[BurtonRGA7]

not only the word 'shart' was born, but also the german version of it which is even more hilarious...

so i guess this word was born in each and every language this film was translated in... :D

truly epic!

[davethedrummercancun]

"SHARTED"

---Thank you Phillip Seymour Hoffman & to the writer for this remarkable word!

[NathanIVV]

@davethedrummercancun it has been around for a while

[imatwatface]

weve all been there

[tessab0o]

hahaha classis!!

[smith2210]

what movie is this?

[tessab0o]

@smith2210 along came polly 2004

[IdiotWithTheBlueEyes]

roflolmaoftw

[bzagar1]

The first 3 seconds are the best, I think. Where he nods his head quickly.

[SugarSigur]

This is the only part of this movie I laughed at...

[tlv156]

ah man. i wish you would have included the part where he talks to polly after this. the part where he says everything is going really well and he's doing a revival of jesus christ superstar. the way he talks is so funny. lol

[filetransferSAW]

ben stiller is a midget

[Skajter2]

Then Then whats a shnoert???

[31operafan]

xD How the heck can these guys keep a straight face during this scene? Oh my gosh. This is the best part of the whole movie!

[HC3ric]

Makes me laugh everytime I see it lmao

[GeneticBrand]

8 people dislike sharting because it happened to them already

[22padman]

Check out theshartclub online for any one who has had a shart attack?! Pmsl

[sa17ma18ra]

Looks like ole Hoffman ate those "fat free" chips again that cause anal leakage!

[Darkprince881]

lmao

[youngmatthew1197]

Philip Seymour Hoffman is such a talented actor with incredible range. He can go from one end of the spectrum to the other with no problem. He can do goofy, comedic roles like this, and also can do more serious roles like his Oscar winning role in Capote. Hoffman pulls off both genre excellently.

[MackanOwns]

wich movie was this from now again?

[Adeezyd]

@MackanOwns Along Came Polly .

[beast141]

Philip Seymore Hoffman is awesome in all he does.

[zacatuercass1]

shart make my butt squeak

[lilstewie86]

sharts aren't fun.

[Legend89Killer]

Some friend Ruben is. I'd be like, "Let get the hell out of here bro. Thats some code red shit."

[mondaymorninbongtoke]

poor guy



[AKBerryz]

like every line in this vid is hillarious

[Moonmanwalker]

That's too funny the truth is we all hbe done it

[theladyjudah]

this makes me CRY every time I see it from laughing so hard! lol

[shartstastegood]

shartstastegood

[RobertoEscolero1995]

@shartstastegood ur gay

[shartstastegood]

@RobertoEscolero1995 No I'm not... You're guilty of wishful thinking though...

Now run along homo...

[RobertoEscolero1995]

@shartstastegood your the one who posted the video homk

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[abcjc1]

i was watching this movie with my mom and she laughed so hard at this part and when he slipped on the floor at the wedding. LET IT RAIN!

[dietflamingo]

lmao how can they look at each other without even cracking a smile? They had to have done this scene over a few times.

[pitobrain]

Is that Jack Blacks evil twin?

[warriorofwrestling]

@pitobrain No. Jack Black is the evil twin.

[gamebredpit1]

roflmao

[GatorMascot]

what movie was this?

[barinobeefdiip]

Funny as hell this beats the videos that are like try not to laught while watching this videos by FAr

[kingsalar1]

@barinobeefdiip you sound really stupid

[vindaloo9]

Admit it, It happens to all of us

[jgtheman84]

@vindaloo9 not me.

[jman4208]

@vindaloo9 i got the bubble guts this moraning after eating a banquet t.v. dinner it had chicken nuggets mac and cheesenand corn and i had a piece of bread i had that for breakfast since mom didnt cook. then she took me to get regestered for school at thornwood i felt like i shited myself but didnt then after that mc donalds for lunch. i had a mcchicken, dollar fry, cinommon melt, and a medium vanilla shake i said that will push this out. just took a shit but my shit is squishy not hard

[domakusi]

you're all wrong. because.

[TheBirdsandTheBeards]

lol great clip

[ltsgoyanks]

You are wrong, man! Alls people do is argue on youtube.. it's out of control! People even argue with themselves without even realizing it!

[ltsgoyanks]

"Ummm dude.. you say  people will argue about anything on you tube... well that's not entirely true. People all the time just leave posts without differences of opinion..."

[ltsgoyanks]

even funnier than this clip is the shart fart arguments taking place between users! LMAO.. people will argue about ANYTHING on you tube!!! I love it.

[rickyracepants]

Please carry this discussion on, it's been the highlight of a very boring week.... I fell over laughing when I saw along came Polly and this was on... SHART is a great word.

[31operafan]

XD The first time I saw this, I couldn't stop laughing! "Shart" has been my favorite word ever since.

[Sbarone34]

LMFAO!!!

[nopochoclos]

Sorry for my english but this is a lot of funny, it can be real.. jaja... that kind of situation :)

[uum6]

So when you try to shit and a fart comes out, is that a FIT or a FAT?

[scratchneck]

@uum6 that's just a fart, dude

[uum6]

@scratchneck In that case a shart is just a shit, dude.

[scratchneck]

@uum6 no because you both shit AND fart, whereas in the case you were describing you only try to shit but nothing but a fart comes out. no combination there.

[uum6]

@scratchneck Well what if you fart AND shit when you try to shit but you fart as well? I mean, by definition a shart is nothing more than a shit, because never does it state that you fart when you shart.

[scratchneck]

@uum6 I disagree. When a person shits, he always also farts. Fart is inevitably included in the process of shitting, but not the other way around.

[uum6]

@scratchneck If you've got a really loose ass, then you're right. For the rest of us, no.

[scratchneck]

@uum6 it's a biological fact for all human beings, nothing to do with the looseness of your ass, now you're just being straight-up offensive, because you realize you've lost the battle. Seriously if you're not aware of that, I advice you to consult a person with more knowledge than you, so he'll tell you the facts.

[scratchneck]

@uum6 in addition to that, I didn't mean there'd be like a real huge fart necessarily, but always an emancipatory one, that is necessary for the excrement to come out properly.

[gap81]

@scratchneck no...coz you CAN (and I do) fart when you're not shitting...are you an alien or sth?! I usually fart in bed in the morning....!

[scratchneck]

@gap81 of course you can fart when you're not shittin! read my comments carefully. I said when you shit you also fart. Always.

[gap81]

@scratchneck lol...sorry, was half asleep when i wrote that! ;) x

[scratchneck]

@gap81 no problems mate ;)

[startinsomethin]

I "tried" to fart

lol who would actually "try" to fart?!

[ThatOneGuy831]

@startinsomethin

its when you know you have gas but cant have it let out. so you try hard where you shart

[CandyGal0055555]

lollll

[jimiz09]

what movie is this ????

[cal8dy]

@jimiz09 it's called "along came polly

[BeyondLame]

i'll bet this has happened to all of us at least once

[U3X6785]

I don't know what that means????

[TheShart1234]

this scene inpiered my youtube name!

[IMaximusDMI]

I love how agitated he gets at the end for Ben Stiller not understanding the seriousness of the situation.

[jarabass]

@IMaximusDMI at 0:06?

[IMaximusDMI]

@jarabass No, at 0:17.

[SirChunky]

I watch the movie only to see this scene

[jarabass]

@SirChunky And the basketball scenes

[SirChunky]

@jarabass ya that seen is pretty funny and gross too.

[BauerKillz]

This was where "shart" was born.

[Roo47]

@BauerKillz it always existed

[bluehavencd]

@BauerKillz True, so true. This movie gave birth to the word "SHART"

[5tonyvvvv]

LOL

[972hotthead]

lmao

[aicdethfan84]

HAW HAW HAW!!! Phillip Seymore Hoffman rules!

[jennybean181]

i sharted over this.

[makotomikami]

When I saw this I laughed so hard that I sharted myself xDD

[theeThah]

oka se malie!!!!!!!!!!

[Desm0ndDavidHume]

This was the first time I ever heard the word "Shart"

[nicolamurph]

The movie is Along Came Polly. I couldn't breathe for laughing when I watched it. And the basketball shooting scenes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is amazing in this.

[r0m3rri3]

lmao my lil bro did that not too long ago, he's 17 hahaha

[4lifevalda]

hahaha epic

[Urugai]

Whats the name of the movie?

[TheAnthonylopez]

@Urugai along came polly

[irock1839]

"you're the most disgusting person i've ever met in my life"

[GusCrimson666]

"could we stay a couple of more minutes?"

"DUDE, no. this is serious, i just sharted"

[laura199212098]

hahahahhahahahhaha thats like the funniest scene in the movie

[secretname1000able]

He doesn't know what sharting is? Has he never gone to a regular fun middle school?

man i wish it was a little longer...its so funny watching him waddle away lmao!!