Bloke Test: David Mitchell vs Robert Webb

[LeoKingofMen]

No, just no.

[aimeefran]

"I didn't practice. Maybe I should've practiced"

[ScottishStu93]

Worst interview ever?

[cyrilsnare]

FHM are in danger of putting some actual tits in their magazine these days amongst all the stupid adverts......

[JustGrundy]

1:36 David preening

[tomivav]

wearing condoms for warmth? nice.

[mrgerry123]

who made these questions: oh wait FHM.

[ThePsilocypher]

...practice? I didn't think condoms were a particularly complicated technology.

[wwaarrddy]

Sorry to beatboxers but the beatboxing advert is the most irritatingly shit advert I've ever seen.

[blackwidc999]

Weirest fucking questions.

[sarahparsons87]

This interview isn't very enlightening.

[keepXonXrockin]

they used the imaginary friends as a question in would i lie to you :D

[szczepansky]

What does David Mitchell think of this interview? 0:18

What does Robert Webb think of this interview? 0:46

[tchoeool]

@szczepansky haha

what does nobody in the world think of this interview? @2:10

[MAKootage]

Yes, they're male, but they're not your run of the mill FHM-reading buffoons. Ask them an intelligent question, for God's sake.

[noofalata]

awful. and i like those guys.

[robotwarlord]

Well, FHM totally wasted that opportunity with a load of shitty questions

.

[Jonstern1983]

Ibsen SUCKS!!!

[GinoZump]

bloke test?

[GellZ15]

Great comedians. Terrible interview.

[loopstheloop]

11 imaginary friends isn't 'disciple-y'... Jesus wasn't one of the disciples... you'd need 12 imaginary friends as there were always 12 apostles. Poor show from Webb. This interview is entirely moronic, anyway.

[geoffwoade]

@loopstheloop oh come on, how pedantic can you get?

[SullivanKatie]

Watch it untill the end! You have never laughed so much!

/watch?v=k0Kxw3tIsEs&NR=1

[IDrinkYourMilkshake8]

Bloke bloke bloke. Booze n birds. Terry Butcher. Psycho screaming. 1966 an' all that. Ocean Colour Scene. 12 pints a kebab and a fight. Lad Mags are just the shittiest dully conservative pieces of shit in the world. Lad Mags: celebrating mediocrity since 1994.

[SBS336]

@IDrinkYourMilkshake8 Lads mags: celebrating a world in which throwing up is the sign of fun, and being a dick is idolised.

[suedescentedsin]

@SBS336 The reasons foreigners hate holidaying Brits.

[galenagal]

who's doing the lighting for this video?? It's terrible

[Widmerpool99]

It's a pity that such talented people have to lower themselves to the level of the drooling knuckledraggers who look at the pictures in FHM.

[howtofaint]

"My present wife." Does he go through a lot of wives, then? :D

[samirhym]

@howtofaint doesn't every celeb??

[Chariset]

FHM always tries to hard to get the 'unusual' shots. I don't need to see every pore on David's nose, thanks.

[Vincered333]

What's your most embarrassing moment? Ooh, let me think!

How the fuck is that a "blokey" question? These questions are so shit. Perhaps asking them if they have ever killed their own food, or what their favourite tank from WWII was.

[rageagainstmonica]

I find it hilarious that David Mitchell is the last man in the world you'd ever see reading FHM XD

[Libervurto]

So you're a bloke if you're a big tranny who gets pissed out of your face on moonshine and then has a posh wank?

[SteinaIcelander]

I wanted to hear more from David Mithcell

[ShtikMahn]

@SteinaIcelander His name is at the top of the page! 'Sides, what's wrong with Robert Wbeb?

[SteinaIcelander]

@ShtikMahn Um...didn't really mean it as a disrespect to Robert Webb, I really like him as well. It just seemed they just put in the parts where he answers all the questions and David gets to answer like 2 of them.

No I was just saying out of fun, nothing mean.

[natmanprime]

neither are men, ones a little girl and the others a stern mother

[Brunswick999]

If I had the chance to interview these men I would have spent the time more wisely.

[Ashleyx903]

davud mitchell is the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttt

[electr0lady]

Love it when David inspects his nails at 1:32. xD

[electr0lady]

Jeez, zoom out cameraman!

[shanustheanus]

where's this test aspect?

[12345l6789]

Even the term 'bloke' makes me vomit in the face of disabled children

[gymnosophy]

The term "Webb" or verb "Webbed" has come into common english slang usage. i.e. "That bloke is a right webb" meaning that bloke is a borring cunt. or "you smell of webb and the back of your trousers are brown, have you webbed yourself? You dirty litle fucking webber"

[papercutpictures]

@gymnosophy erm, not that common, I've never heard of it. I do consider myself pretty "street" (though others probably don't)

[gymnosophy]

@papercutpictures Anyone who states "I do consider myself pretty street" is not street. You're more cul-de-sac you little webb you.

[Mohaukseven]

Ultimately everyone just trying to pretend that Mitchell isn't entirely out-bloked by Webb.

[kamatej]

for warmth :P

[AO33156]

"It wasn't Ibsen" hahahahaha, great

[dadirtysoufbowss]

@Brandoefc123 why u not like him

[squiddlydiddly]

Mitchell and Webb are at their least funny when they interact with FHM - I think it's because of FHM.

[gymnosophy]

@squiddlydiddly Oh yes, it's not their fault. You piece of webb.

[Tamashi88]

Will wiggle-stick 2007 seems to be one of billy joel's angry young men

There's a place in the world for the angry young man

With his working class ties and his radical plans

He refuses to bend, he refuses to crawl,

He's always at home with his back to the wall.

And he's proud of his scars and the battles he's lost,

He struggles and bleeds as he hangs on the cross-

And he likes to be known as the angry young man. :)

and Mr. Wiggle-Stick that is a complement... sorta :)

[Vilendank]

FHM: "What's your most embarrassing moment?

M&W: "This interview"

[WillShakespeare2007]

I like these guys. Far too many ex public school footlight tossers on TV but these guys are actual funny.

[ItsAmbrosia]

@WillShakespeare2007

And then there's people like you who insult people who go to public schools, which is damn petty.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@ItsAmbrosia You know what cunt, I think after a 1000 years them exploiting the working classes I think I can say just about whatever the fuck I like thank you very much. I know you would love us back in the work houses and doffing our caps but that is over shit head. And I am saying that perhaps instead of some ex public school boys at the BBC handing a TV series to everyone in the footlights each year they might want to get there fat lazy asses out of the groucho and around the comedy clubs.

[ItsAmbrosia]

@WillShakespeare2007

You done? aaaand /grouping millions of people together under one label.

[pauldennis67]

@WillShakespeare2007 Oh my God. You are a thoughtless dildo.

[midgeamoo]

@WillShakespeare2007 You just lost by bringing race into an argument that wasnt about race.

Also mitchell and webb dont do standup.

[doorwindow7]

@WillShakespeare2007 You've really lost me on this one. Earlier you said that it's good to see people from wealthy backgrounds getting on TV, and then you say that they exploited the poorer in society?

Maybe you should have not chosen a pseudonym associated with intellectuals and exegetes.

[Misishaxi]

It's getting more and more entertaining to watch FHM cartwheel back and forth from lad-life footy-sports red-top COR-LOOK-AT-THE-TITS-ON-THOSE sensationalist bullshit to wealthy hip successful young stud cologne suits and fast cars type high-life cack.

[AshtonPhoto]

"Have you ever eaten your own toenail clippings?"

They missed that mind-expanding question.

I'm actually glad I stumbled across this.

Now I know that 'fhm' is a total waste of time.

[ijasper1]

at first i thought they were stoned

[eplemannen]

Ibsen's last words were the best anyone's ever uttered.

[CornishRicky]

@eplemannen

don't hold back the info man. You're not Davina, stop being Davina!

[Avarhilien]

@CornishRicky His last words were "On the contrary", when a nurse told him he was looking better than usual.

[CornishRicky]

@Avarhilien

That's pretty good lol

[merton8181]

Why does David check his nails throughout the WHOLE interview. this is supposed to be man affirming!

[Smallvillefan67]

@merton8181 That had me giggling furiously throughout. I loved that! xD

[persianprincessacu]

FHM SUX. What a crock. Death to FHM.

[marsflamesniper]

These questions are so effin retarded. Mitchell and Webb are too good for this. 

[peteclarke17]

stop interviewing talented people, stick to pathetic reality tv contestants. suits you more, thanks

[gnomit]

Haha I love david's response to the second question which was so stupid. " I don't think I've even dressed as a man for 24 hrs!"

[PC336]

Was the next question How many times have you poked monkeys in the eyes while eating dinosaur penis?

[JackpotDen]

you suck FHM.

[eweclidgee]

It was nice of the lads to allow the local comprehensive to interview them on camera like that.

[purklefluff]

my god these questions are awful. whoever thought they were a good idea should lose their job.

[ohhellomynameislydia]

You can tell Mitchell and Webb thought these were god awful questions.

[MargotVoguey]

Good GOD this is inane.

[TheWeirdy93]

what about noel fielding or julian barrat?

[mrbeanaswell]

What a load of stupid questions.

[ToxicPunkRules]

Your given the chance to interview one of the best comedy duos of our time and these our the questions you gave them? Man you make us fans seem like complete twats ):

[smurfieboo]

love the hitler hairdo

[lvivboi]

Aw. I think david's a virgin. Poor david.

[foot1piczocom]

who ever asked those so called 'questions' need to be shot

[jordangoater]

0:45

[Slapbass13]

If Leonardo DiCaprio says he can 'access my mind' one more time I will go to his house and deck him.

[cthulhu11111111]

@Slapbass13

but he'll know you are coming

[totallypeaceandlove]

0:45 Close-up of hands?

[illkubb]

@totallypeaceandlove haa haaaaa i no !! why ?? why put that in ? peace !!!

[sreymind]

Don't you always wear a condom on your own? You're not going to stretch it over yours and a friend's.

[synystersevilheir]

@sreymind You mean you don't?

[AEgamesFtw]

@sreymind You don't?!

[sreymind]

@AEgamesFtw Am I missing out?

I just hope no one from the Durex product development team has read my comment.

[AEgamesFtw]

@sreymind It saves on condom money when you're strapped for cash and having a budget orgy.

[sreymind]

@AEgamesFtw I'm all for sharing but there are limits.

[GingerTud]

@sreymind As in with no one else there. I honestly can't think of a crapper question to ask them :/

[Chariset]

Is Rob hungover? He keeps touching his forehead like he's got a headache

[randomgiantworm]

who thought up these useless and random questions, i mean "have you ever thought you were Jesus?" "have you ever dressed as a woman for more than 24 hours?" wtf are they thinking?

[juventusmanutd]

no i am watching youtube you cunt

[AinslieRiddell]

David - do something about that double chin!

[xanxei]

@AinslieRiddell

Ainslie - do something about your perspective.

[AirlockMinibus]

wow David mitchell has lost weight

[ginnypinnydfjs]

"For warmth".

[yetanothergoodyfan]

who the heck thought up these questions?

[Nonregional]

Protip: just because you work for a "lad mag" doesn't mean you ask everyone obnoxious questions about condoms and sex in public transport.

Maybe they're popular because they're funny people, you stupid twats.

Mitchell and Webb are legends.

[spongiebungie]

Yep lame questions but David does have beautiful hands- like an artist- just sayin'

[chaozuper]

david mitchell looks so much thinner now...

[Ducken]

Mitchell was TRASHED. Good thing too as FHM seemed to take the questions from 6 year olds. Actually 6 year olds' questions would've been better because they would've asked "What kind of rockets would you put on your car."

[shankedbyfrank555]

fhm are such twats. Even with their lame questions, they still managed to be funny.

[goulygliu]

he does his one eyebrow in this

[TheRealFrostie]

they're slightly too arrogant in their banter

[sharonmary]

I lvoe that Daivd mentioned Ibsen. A sign of a real man, casually dropping Ibsen into a stupid interview

[SonnuvaMotherDuck]

lol@ 1:30

"Sex on public transport?"

Mitchell, avoiding the question - oh, look how interesting my nails are!

He's DEFINITELY shagged on a bus

[almightyjass]

1:03 webb is so childlike and happy!

[innit27]

pretty deep stuff man

[birdtomahawk]

fantastic comedians

pathetic questions

[CherryProductions7]

'For warmth'

Cracking, lol

[capaldicorporations]

The shittest questions in the fucking world.

[TheConciseStatement]

@capaldicorporations

It's FHM. I don't think it attracts the Frost/Nixon crowd.

[lyd888]

I love that David kept looking at his fingernails like he didn't want to be there. I love him; he's fantastic.

[cetnikz]

Funniest comedy duo on the planet right now! I love peep show and MW.

[daza182]

Mitchell & Webb are my favourite people in the world right now. They don't have to rely on jokes and punchlines to be funny as it comes naturally to them.

Smart, sophisticated humor.

[headphones222]

Are you actually david mitchell?????

Exactly what he would say.

[BaubleRob]

Did Mitchell just mention Ibsen in an FHM interview?

[indyguy101]

because he's a badass

[HcmJames]

@BaubleRob ibsen?

[lashlashlashlashlash]

@HcmJames Henrik Ibsen- Norwegian playwright. Really fucking famous.

[strangechicken]

@HcmJames Henrik Ibsen wrote the play "A Doll House" which was pretty the pinacle of the birth modern Realistic "realism/naturalism" drama.... his work is a major study point for most drama scholars... as he is sorta the grandfather of realism.. and he had a kick ass set of chops!... you could probably find a version of "dolls house" on youtube if your that interested... its ok, nothing brilliant, its more influencial then entertaining...

[grantsnake]

whaty was wrong with camera man did he not know where peoples faces where?

[teaknees]

Ohh, Robert looks like he's going to cry when he talks about the most embarrassing thing he's ever done...

[stunthumb]

I never noticed him getting thinner, not to the extent that we noticed Johnny Vegas' and his weight loss, he went to practically half the size within 1 series of Ideal.

These guys are pure gold though, just so long as they don't start trying to make movies again, sketch shows and Peep Show are what they are incredible at.

[massiveants]

thanks for sharing that with us.

[Sharon4192]

This is good - is it new????

[glebber]

can't be toooo recent... it's still the chubby David! not the skinny David he is today!

[Sharon4192]

True, can't belive I didn't notice that - but I was pissed!

LOL and be careful nowXX

[glebber]

lol... what do you mean "be careful now"??

[Sharon4192]

Its in response to David Mitchell's Observer column titled: 'log on and help me thwart those online bile merchants' who were being abusive (calling him a fat c**t for example.) if you go to 'his bit' of the Guardian you can find it under 'all' but basically it encourages people to put the comment - 'it just goes to show you can't be too careful...' and my own version is 'be careful now..' if you look round you'll see them around as others put them on as well. LOLXX and you know...

[glebber]

but i (along with other fans of his) adore the chubby David!!

most people i know go "aww, he's lost so much weight! i miss chubby david".

:P

[Sharon4192]

I think it was mostly due to his bad back - I don't think he dieted as such, or had a problem with being podgy - he just started walking a lot to ease his back problem/pain and the inevitable weight loss followed (he used to sit on a bouncy ball for this in the past and do certain exercises) He lost it over about an 18 month period I think he said - I am a mine of useless information when it comes to lovely David... Lol and don't forget to go carefully now...XXXX

[glebber]

lol. i will come find you then when i need more useless info about David then!

:D

[Sharon4192]

My pleasure and I have just accepted being your friend! LOLXX and always remember to be careful...........

[Sharon4192]

My last comment on this- or I will be boring myself with it- I do think David is more confident now tho - I remember a QI a few years ago - where they were talking about being 'fat' his body language was very defensive - he's not like that now LOL and be careful!!XX

[narellie]

I don't mean to draw you back into the commenting.. but do you know which ep that was?

[Sharon4192]

It was quite an early episode and I think (lets face it, I KNOW) he had a black jacket on - it's prpbably on youtube somewhere - when I get chance I'll have a look and if you find it in the meantime will you let me know?

Be careful now LOLXX

[AirportMonkey]

I personally miss chubby David. Am I the only one?

[glebber]

certainly not!

i think everyone misses him!!!

[Sharon4192]

No, I love him in Magicians - a lovely chubber - but I can't complain about the new him either

[ShiCullen]

i do too :(