The Internet Is For Porn

[crazyninja300]

Grab you DICK and double click for porn, porn, PORN! :D

[sharpie531]

went to go see this

kate monster: normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

(trekki monster slowly turns to audience shaking his head)

not a SINGLE PERSON didn't laugh at the awkward silence throughout the entire theatre

[FalloutCOGDude]

Sadistic sesame street

[snowwhite4919]

i love tracky monsteeeeeeeeeeeeer!! :D hahaha.

[itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz]

BASED POLIS

[straiothebest]

PORN POOOOOOOOORN POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN

[Markuus555]

READY NORMAL PEOPLE!?

[laila262003]

@Markuus555 READY!

[Hasegawaa]

@Markuus555 Ready!

[LyingPrauses]

Thumbs up if you typed in internet porn and found this!

[Spartanrulz1]

like if you grab you dick and double click for porn

[Lilista1]

Someone dared me to post a hate comment here. This is a Hate comment. Now I will look like a fool or a troll.

[TimeWarp300]

@Lilista1 D8< That's not a hate comment!

[flyingdragon12]

I'm 12 and I'm in our version of Q but we are leaving porn out :(

[Thunder5472]

@flyingdragon12 YOU'RE DOING AVENUE Q AND YOU'RE MY AGE!!?? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!!!!!!

[Liscos12]

@flyingdragon12 Are they leaving in the puppet sex scene?

[supersexjuice]

wtf? everyone already knew that..

[flyingdragon12]

HA! I love brodway

[quppy15]

lolz XD

[Mrdiablorox]

@quppy15 XD

[PhantomNerifes]

i find this funnier since a hacker hacked the sesame street channel and filled it with porn. XD

[leala910]

@PhantomNerifes I though of this after I heard that I laughed my ass off! XDD

[Mrdiablorox]

We were listening and singing along to this song backstage during our production of Suessical.....we didn't realize that our mics were still on.....and we are singing at the top of our lungs....with a crowd full of little children and grandparents....oops....

[spmandmtgr]

@Mrdiablorox pricless thanks for shereing the story..bye

[Mrdiablorox]

@spmandmtgr XD Not a problem!! It was just one of those moments!!

[DieKolkrabe]

@Mrdiablorox Do I need to say how hilarious I find that?

[Mrdiablorox]

@DieKolkrabe Not really!!! XD HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[grrrawrrawrrawr]

just watched porn before i pulled this up.

[Whiting907]

This is one of the most interesting musicals in the world

[koerund]

i heard this on a radio... i was like wtf!

but this song is genius xD

[GetThyDome]

"Me up all night honking me horn." I can relate to this.

[AlexMorrittMusic]

try living in the UAE :'( blocked sites!

[MrCupcakeboy123]

MoM and DaD : Honey you r no longer allowed to sit on your laptop !!

Me: Why ?!?! 0_O

MoM: We heard you last night singing this song about the use of the internet

Me: What song ??

DaD: The internet is for porn

Me: DaD what ?? O_O0

[kmh060297]

I started singing after normal people~ But I'm not a guy..... -mindblown-

[jozan9]

I like pom

[dragonknifeful]

This song is so troll...

[mcf7021]

sang this in maths word for word , Made my friend laugh her arse off

[Robloxluver1]

95% of the internet is porn, 4% is cartoon porn, 1% is some other stuff

[mcf7021]

@Robloxluver1 and 0.5 % of the 1% is pupet porn!

[laila262003]

@Robloxluver1  and the other 40% is made out of rage memes

[puppyluveromg]

@laila262003 someone failed math class...

[laila262003]

@puppyluveromg and you must know nothing of 9gag.. am i right?

[Hasegawaa]

@Robloxluver1 ^this

[Agrajag42Darkstar]

@Robloxluver1 actually, 20% is taken over by ponies.

[yoshimasterleader]

@Agrajag42Darkstar 1nd 15% of that 20% is porn

[TheEclipsed1234]

This song is so true :D

[MissGAlinda7]

Kate is adorable ^.^

[PURCorp]

GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

@PURCorp For porn.

[mcrfreak94]

Grab your dick and double click for porn, porn, porn.

[SpadaccinoLuciano]

This was fun to masturbate to.

[ipod5289]

like if you grab your dick and double-click for porn

[d1o2c3t4o5r]

funnyjunk

[RockingPhillip]

What's the internet for? :)

[mikepay726]

@RockingPhillip Porn PORN PORN!!!!!!

[butters1800]

XD i was singing this all day at school

I would go up to a group of frends and say "Grab your dick, and double click FOR PORN"

[zaniakable]

I love 0.53

[hel2t01]

Rule 34 Kate...

[shinyrock300]

Now time to watch some porn...

[game12342]

i've got to thank the person who puts up these videos that are just the avenue Q logo and not some terrible pixeled shot aty the broadway

[BusbysChair17]

If the internet really is for porn, then why are we listeningto a song about the internet being for porn on the internet rather than actually porn?

[ikocloud1]

@BusbysChair17 We all have porn open in a different tab duhhhhh

[1335ginger]

@BusbysChair17 inception

[ActingDude17]

@BusbysChair17 That's the joke.

[321cheeseman]

@BusbysChair17 Ah, but Busbyschair17, what you think we do AFTER, hmmm?

[AudreyClashJackson]

hello kate monsterrrr (:

[SextingtheMusical]

Hi guys!

We wrote a musical called "Sexting: The Musical." If you like this musical, you should check ours out! Please comment.

<3sextingthemusical

[TheRyanf112]

porn porn porn

[RealDoctorWho]

oh fuck. didnt notice that.... u beat meh

[hard2beatrainer]

I honestly thought that the WoW video was the original. But then I discovered Avenue Q and my life was changed forever.

[greenberet1221]

hugging me horn to porn porn porn!

[odinfromcentr2]

@greenberet1221 Honking.

[greenberet1221]

@odinfromcentr2 oh. i feel retarded. wait, I AM!!!

[Helenarth]

Porn and kittens.

[tjl1297]

@Helenarth rule the internet

oh and ponies

[wolfy001]

Am i the only Guy whos on her side on this? lol

[thesoapydino]

@wolfy001 Yes, yes you are :)



[RealDoctorWho]

@wolfy001 Yes...

[KiropLokiIncarnate]

From this moment onward, all songs have an additional 2-3 seconds of time at the end in which Trekkie Monster says FOR PORN. It had to be removed from Friday because then the song would've been good. (which breaks several agreements in the Satan-Black contract.)

[austinthebookworm5]

Guys, it's OK to not masturbate. You're just a little weird, is all.

[kiatazawa927]

cookie monster!!!!!!!!

[SuperSraw]

OHH YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

[hawkzyboi1]

im off to look for more porn

[arjaldan]

Like this if you masturbate and are proud.

[Kagomechan7o]

This begs the question-- what sort of porn does Rod look at?

[Theboxofme]

@Kagomechan7o idk y but I can't picture Rod watching porn lol maybe they put Rod in the song so Rod can make himself look striaght but if he does look at porn then well same question

[yourMrPink]

When i was in maths i got bored and stared singin the internet is realy really great and the guy behind me said for porn and naww were super bffs =D =3

[JylesM]

24 people accidentally clicked dislike while browsing porn...

[HaruhiMariotaku]

24 people AREN'T normal people

[LightSilverGirl]

This song is so lovely, I just can't stop singing it over and over!

The only problem is ...try to imagine a girl that looks really innocent singing out loud:

"SO GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLE CLICK FOR PORN PORN PORN..."

[reks14]

@LightSilverGirl loool loved that part

[CircusGirl2304]

@LightSilverGirl hahahahahahahhahaha! I know! That's my story too... ;D

[catbear305]

My computer teacher asked what the internet was for I said porn she just sat down and looked away

[catbear305]

In computer class the teacher asked what the internet was for and I said porn she kicked me out and as I left I

[Tmox119]

I showed this to one of my christian friends and she walked away halfway through

[youpooper18]

22 people dont like porn lmfao!!!!!!!!! lol 1t 1:55

[youpooper18]

22 people dont like porn lmfao!!!!!!!!!

[YourWelcomeBuddy]

wanna watch free porn on ur computer iphone ipod or blackberry? watch my video (:

[AraSynable]

My favorite part is when he said "For porn". :P

[TheHAAXX]

"OHHH You have no idea!"

[itseverywhere2]

22 people think that normal people don't sit around and look at porn on the internet.

[xXTman11Xx]

This is Youtube? I thought this was Redtube.

[MiNalien]

@bluebirde67 - it's sad that you go to a catholic school, yes.

[bluebirde67]

@MiNalien It's even sadder that I'm a girl

[bluebirde67]

Is it sad that I go to a Cathoilc High School and I love this song?

[ZekeandDukeSETSAIL]

@bluebirde67

I feel you, man. XD

[CurlyCat3]

@bluebirde67 nope ;)

[xlstrbomb]

Very very very true. :D...........

[ThePhoenix565]

WRONG! After I check my email, I listen to this, THEN I watch porn. :3

[unclecraigy]

I'm singing this song for a tafe musical, i hope my nan likes it:D

[ace814956]

this is the truth

[wrpen99]

Thumbs up if you think this with a flash video would be hilarious.

[PivotAnimatorEH]

Haha

[PapaRedOwl]

I watched this with my nan on the comedy festival -__-

[speeps84]

mfw there is no Avenue Q but there i a Quentin Road which takes it's place and i live a block away from it...

[blueshark012]

no duhhhhh... xD

[bleachfan44]

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

[reks14]

i liked this song when i was a child D:

[TheRobobum]

I do say! This is vulgar, appalling and worst of all, a gross misinterpretation of human nature and the purpose of the internet!

*Sips wine*

[yourMrPink]

agreed stticks and stones kate monster

[coolness06]

Thumbs up if you wanted to watch porn after listening to this.

[SonAmyFanGurl]

isn't Brian married...?

[Tacklevines]

@SonAmyFanGurl So? Hell, that would probably INCREASE his need for porn!

[SonAmyFanGurl]

@Tacklevines but...his wife is asian xD

[josethebeanerguy]

@SonAmyFanGurl Who doesn't watch porn even after they're married?

[SkullcandifiedDj]

Amen to that

[SonAmyFanGurl]

hmmm...what kind of porn is Rod looking at...? xD

[FrankTheShyGuy]

@SonAmyFanGurl The kind that his girlfriend in Canada sends him.

[carrlouie]

I have two screens open, on one is this video and on the other................PORN!

[tjl1297]

@carrlouie GOOD FOR YOU :D

[colonist067]

Hehehe, noobs and trolls.

[gogetem4]

22 People are perverts

[Keikuina]

That's going in my PSP XD

[gevar234]

"What you think he do AFTER?!" After thinking about sending a girl an email? He's easily triggered I'll say.

[VHudgensFan19]

lol xd

[jadan18]

I started singing along when he said "Ready normal people?"

[sheldonallmon1978]

Grab your dick and double click for PORN!!!

[giratina5304]

this songs so funny mostly 1:29

[thedudsonette]

me hugging me horn :D

[NekkaLucifer]

@thedudsonette *honking

[thedudsonette]

@NekkaLucifer ow okay :D

[KillingSpoon92]

Oh?...YOU have no IDEA!

[thedudsonette]

best awnser for everything:

mom: hunny why do you shave the cat

me: FOR P0RN!!!

mom: for what does harry potter use his wand?

me: FOR P0RN

mom: for what is that big picture of kermit the frog

me: FOR P0RN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[chicopapass]

be honest people who had a porn tab open while you listenned to this.... be honest

[Jk8Z]

21 people don't know that the internet is for porn. (jumping on the bandwagon here)

[ajlansdowne]

Watched this show tonight and loved it! Trekkie MAKES ths show!!!

[subzeros1451]

Why do you think the net was born? PORN, PORN, PORN!

[let892]

I'm not a fan of porn at all, but this song is too hilarious and I love it because it's so true for some people on many levels.

[germanpride549]

i completely agree with him it is

[SATIJAF]

for porn and youtube

[NiGHTS4life]

The internet is for trolls.

[lacrecia11]

"Sorry Kate!... I masterbate!" bahahahahahaha

[Mcmandals]

Grab and dick and double click HAHA

[0GrantMyLastRequest0]

"Oh hello Kate Monsterrrrrrr"

[SwirlingDark]

@MegaEvilToaster - Of course women watch porn! Not just that soft, girly "female friendly" rubbish either... I'm a porn-watcher of the female variety :D

[wendellgirl101]

the internet is for facebook

[LessthanatVideos]

Twelve year olds should be playing with action figures, not their penises. Twelve year olds should also have a sturdy grasp on basic English, not typing like a second grade exchange student who got a hold of a "how to turn grammatically correct sentences into retarded texting language" hand guide.

[crsiller]

oh wow u guys r all 12 wow im 13 just turned bout a month ago and i still looked up porn since i was 10

[TheDerekneseEmporer]

@crsiller I'm also 13.

[Diapermanteagaaan]

Omg I'm twelve too and thank god for jailbroken I pod touches with pron apps 

[Diapermanteagaaan]

Dude me too go Xtube,porn hub and iPod touches

[3opalo]

Omg y are we all 12

[crsiller]

thumbs up if ur a "normal person"

[simonburgessXD]

its sad. im 12 and i watch porn (seriously). if u dont believe me then go on porn hub or something.

[daidioto]

YouTube isn't made for porn. But people surely try to search for some anyway.

[stormblotz]

Add stormblotz. I luv av'nue Q

[crsiller]

totally true

[spore343]

"grab your dick and double click" lmfao

[shadowfreeze88]

20 people weren't up all night hugging their horn.

[tnhl77]

we were singing this at colledge today

[CrimsonGhost131]

wheres Nikki?????

[TheBipolarBullet]

Grab your dick and double-click. 19 people did not do this

[LizCuppycakeYoung]

19 people have never jizzed.

[FailSessions]

I have to say, I went to see this play on Saturday. It was AMAZINGLY FUNNY :)

[BBladem83]

this song is win

[rhinomantis88]

19 people are kate