Weird Al's Alternative Polka

[TheAzureBamboo]

So many midgets must've died :(

[colonicgerbil]

"Loser" by Beck "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails "Bang and Blame" by R.E.M.  "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins "My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers "I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden "Basket Case" by Green Day "Ear Booker Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

the songs if u didnt know

[pinkfloydicus]

*hide annontations*

[COOMERMAN69]

so if a midget see's something that scares a normal person half to death....would it scare him to death?

[MrFaselei]

This song IS what I listened to exclusively when 15.

[TheseHipsDontLie87]

Midgets are ENDANGERED! You are part of the problem.

[sebaufiend]

so why is the Schrodinger wave equation for the hydrogen atom in the background? (time independent)

[JediRebelKid]

Only Weird Al can make polka music sound so fucking dope. Middle Fingers Up if you agree.

[minion123111]

Midgets arent small they are FUN SIZE

[NarCoocoobrainTeam]

what's the song that starts at 3:51?

[ALKerrQT]

@NarCoocoobrainTeam Basket Case by Green Day.

[bbgankster]

Damn I would die.. there used to be a video they played with this, that was basically the music

video that they were parodying at the moment, sped up, synchronized.. god I would die.

[bbgankster]

OOOH!!! ALANIS!!!! I was talking about my monster box the other day

[Vouk73]

*you're

As in "You're pathetic, begging for subscriptions like that"

[lot24]

Saw Weird Al in concert in 1997. Haven't been the same miserable person since.

[toby8stores]

dear people who hate the whole "midgit kill count" shit youtubes updated a little to get rid of annotaions just get rid of em and ejoy weird al

[xthorpyx]

oh dear god whats wrong with you alexisere07 -_-

*clicks "lighting fart on fire" on related videos*

[GuitarTabDummy]

This song covers almost everything i listened when i was 15 :)

[hitgu1]

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[TheMrdino1982]

i love weird Al's videos and you guys who dislike him have no since of humor and don't know the talent it takes to do what he does and he sells out so the jokes on you all way to go Al.

[FantomL0rd]

Where do you get your midgets? My guy just got arrested, for slavery or something I'm not sure.

[MathiasDSmith]

101 plp midgets

[mattmess1221]

I hate midgets.

[Miklathesamurai]

@Faustspoodle It does not matter if you are midget and you subscribe, someone will not subscribe and you'll die anyway, so go make some lil' midgets before u die so the midget race goes on

[mahaLoLolo1]

this song is so hilariously retarded.

[TheJrv2damac]

I wanna doink you like an animal.

[Shar1179]

Love this

[TheMarioMan247]

1:44 - 1:55

DISTURBING XD

[Nicole48879]

I would like to know the Song List... Can anyone reply?

[Shar1179]

@Nicole48879 "Loser" by Beck "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots "All I Wanna Do" by Sheryl Crow "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails "Bang and Blame" by R.E.M. "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins "My Friends" by Red Hot Chili Peppers "I'll Stick Around" by Foo Fighters "Black Hole Sun" by Soundgarden "Basket Case" by Green Day

[Nicole48879]

@Shar1179 Thank you!

[Shar1179]

@Nicole48879 No problem!

[potatoheadhaoy]

Smashing pumpkins....Yessssh!

[Pokefan1195]

Midget: *dies*

Lol so funny

[TheDalink]

you won't get midget apple

[Riotman898]

I think knowing all of these songs before listening to this makes it x4 as funny.

[JohnnyLovely2]

haha lol i wasn't expecting a good song to be in this!! LOL @ NIN-CLoser and all the sound effects

[JohnnyLovely2]

Why would I subscribe to you for uploading someone else's music? What have you done to deserve subscribers? Make your own videos/songs, then you can ask for subscribers. PS, the "midget kill count" thing isn't funny at all.

[ALKerrQT]

@JohnnyLovely2 hey, she gave us a video, edited all the pictures in, added the song. sure its easy, but its something. give her some credit. she can ask for subscribers if she wants. and if you dont think that its funny, just dont even comment about it. dont be a hater, the world needs more love.

[jlewsea]

@JohnnyLovely2 FUCK OFF YOU FAGGOT ASS MIDGET FUCKER GET A DAMN JOB

[Sly2Boy1]

@JohnnyLovely2 Asshurt much?

The midget kill count thing IS funny.

I bet you're a midget.

[SuperNsy]

1:44-1:55 lol!

[helslayer11]

My fav part is " help me I broke apart my insides, help me I'v got no soul to sell, help me the only thing that works for me, how do I get away from myself?"

[x0Takumi0x]

Cuz all i wanna do, is has sum fun, i gotta feelin' im not the only one, <3

[mwilson630]

3:10 get it, the fat guy ate a midget

[SuperLuigisWorld]

@mwilson630 at the begining he says that every minout a midget is killed. that was the 3rd minout

[NativeNewMexican]

I'm a midget, and I know my life sucks, so could you kill me please?

[spider19990506]

NUUU not my frend dr.smallest *subscribe* whew *phone call* yesh "dr.smallest died" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[amohotepv]

IT OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!ONE­!!!!!

[RenaissanceCrab]

Well, so far I've killed 16 midgets through this video... And counting

[SuperDookieness6000]

has anybody edited the Buddy Holly Part in this song yet?

[Shar1179]

@SuperDookieness6000 Buddy Holly isn't in this one it's in another polka!

[SuperDookieness6000]

@Shar1179 he said it was supposed to go in between Bullet With Butterfly Wings and My Friends :/

[Lunatula]

at 2:09 He looks like a turtle HahaxD

[mochaxj]

did he say black hole sun?

[BlanketOfLinus]

@mochaxj Yes. Yes he did! :)

[Nedyah74]

I think weird al should make a beatles poka.

[smdelta4]

@Nedyah74 That would be a great idea, but he did in fact use one Beatles song in Polkas on 45s

[iWantChurNoNos]

The more times that you re-watch the video and don't subscribe, you can kill more midgets, more effectively. :D

[zeroryoko1974]

At least I have chicken

[OnyxLink]

try not to kill the lucky until i get his lucky charms.

[moonyyummy]

all these comments abt people not knowing the songs make me feel old :(

[BlanketOfLinus]

@moonyyummy I know all of them! :)

[555Hutchy]

I work out to this watching the Biggest Loser!!! I broke my recliner handle:(

[DjKJnr]

Midget Shortage.

[CherryIce1114]

OMG I Love Weird Al but I dont know half these songs :-(

[USTrooper46]

It's a lie! I subscribed, but the midgets kept dieing!

[Spootchies]

I didn't sub!

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Wild Midget fainted (for some reason)

I gained 1326 exp!

[OttselSpy24]

Is the midget joke a refrence to the M-TV commercial were the music at the beginning came from?

[KidGamerJoePWNS]

congrats you have killed 4midgets therefore gaining 2000xp and leveling up to rank 65...

[MrHardcoresmurf]

Wow, i am a midget who likes polka, eats cheese and poops a lot. what a coincidence

[carlosmono5]

Basket Case!

[BurnerOfHomework]

Co za asy....

[spyninnja21]

so do turdle pusses do

[spyninnja21]

tadpols tick my butt cheeks

[spyninnja21]

i know a midget who likes to polka eats cheese and poops alot

[spyninnja21]

i know a midget who likes to polka eats cheese and poops alot.

[BlazerMorte]

Flagged for hate speech.

[uiruu]

@BlazerMorte ehhh shaddep.

[justastaringproblem]

I like the song, but wtf is with the spamming messages all over the video!?!? It's annoying, rude, and insulting to little people.

[kilayla13]

you are an insult to "Weird" Al Yankovic. *SAD FACE* ps. this is not a good way to get attention.

[JigglyPuff569]

finally i found this song!

[Lilpeacegirl1]

This is stupid!!!

[pokagbamo1]

I hate wierd al...He has no talent himself so he just copies everybody else's good songs and ruins them. What a fag.

[bigfootskitty]

@pokagbamo1 REALLY? Who's stuff did he copy for I'll sue ya? what song EXACTLY was ruined? or how about When i was your age, or you don't love me anymore , or one more minute, or since you've been gone? Here's an idea for you, Know what you're talking about BEFORE you say it instead of after, You'll look like A jack ass less often! This guy had three degrees from Universities before he was the age most folks are when they started HIGH SCHOOL! beats working fast food, doesn't it, wienie?

[othmarschoeck]

@pokagbamo1 One word: ALBUQUERQUE!

[AusJaz5072]

Original song name?

[ShadowWolfRising]

the fuck is with these annotations?

[bammei]

You should list all the bands in this one.

[2022tonythetiger]

4 1/2 midgets were killed this time

[AussieRamble1992]

Fucking spam messages on this video piss me off -.-'

[MUTLYMAX8]

ELMO!!!



[cenacattakproduction]

Polka on 42

SEARCH IT

[DFDavid21]

Only Weird Al can make Polka "gangsta"

[TinyTurdlet]

I love cheese...

[zack10011]

I love how basket case is at the end

[oiuytover9000]

someone didn't sub during star wars episode 6 :P

[marys13]

Midgets make me dizzy.

[UltimteLifeForm]

Thumbs down for your hateful annotations

[uiruu]

@UltimteLifeForm Wow. You are a small-minded motherfucker.

[UltimteLifeForm]

@uiruu How the hell am I simple-minded?

[spiglator]

@UltimteLifeForm God people are so stupid! Now which way do I point my thumb?

[TheGorillaz192000]

@UltimteLifeForm Solution: Hide Annotations!

[UltimteLifeForm]

@TheGorillaz192000 The problem isn't that I see them, it's the fact that he typed them, captain obvious

[KingADunkley]

@UltimteLifeForm wait... thumbs down the video? or your comment? O_O

[piratesssuck]

Young "Weird" Al looks a lot like Edmund Kemper...creepy!

[BrockTheBrick]

4 midgets were killed in the making of this video. You better watch it, cause Weird Al will sue ya'!

[TheHambone12]

Dude, whatcha got against the midgets?

[Jschools]

now I know where 107.7 the end (Seattle) gets their playlist...

[sadsmack]

@Jschools lol

[AmericanBadass44]

My name used to be asshole now it's Bob

[DosiaPker]

I like cheese.. But if half a midget dies every time someone doesn't have sex, then unless everyone has sex all the time.. half a midget is constantly dying.

[angelfluff247]

34 midgets were offended.

[cozmofox222]

(No midgets were hurt in the making of this film).....

(maybe one or two).....

[bubblzghs13]

im 4 and i bang all the time ahaha

[pendejadafcc]

hmm this shit is tolerable after all

[bringyourownslinky]

The midget jokes made me seriously laugh.

[LisRyuzakiyayz]

He said I want to poke you like an animal xD!!!!!!!! That's what it sounded like

[JBosiris]

Midgets killed Andre The giant. Word.

[TheSuperdeadpan]

whoa stop killing midgets then who will be able to tell you hows the weather down there is and who would you feildgoal kick throught the uprights if they piss you off? a chiuaua its not the same at all

[RorusBass]

the video should be longer, I'm not a fan of midget's

[Darkninja0214]

but who will fit through our small compartments and clean our gutters?

[MCHammer2007a]

*creative comment involving MIdgets here*

[rushnerd]

Best use of annotation i've seen a while, nice work

[MrCombineGuy]

I must've killed over three-hundred midgets from watching this video over and over :(

[TheMastervoid]

you wont kill my friend hees to sma...oops i stepped on him

[cornfed71]

I like steak. We should meet. lol

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

I like cheese!

[TheChaos131]

01010101010101010101 End of line

[Melink03]

No midgets were harmed in the making of the annotations. A basketball player got sick and someone shot a cop, but that's it.

[rswartzeful]

weird al is great, he introduces me to so many artists hes amazing

keep up the good work Al!

[gutchman84]

1:44-1:57

[PenguinFire195]

BASKET CASE!!!!!!

[gutchman84]

i wanna fuck you like an animal

i wanna feel you from the inside

i wanna fuck you like an animal

my whole existence is flawed

[stangolem]

thank god you didnt go over an extra second or another midget would of died. then who would fill my life with humour by doing ordinary things but really tiny

[jadithandsararandian]

how about people that don't subscribe have to eat moldy chease and turn into midgets,but please don't kill you'r self because i know a couple of midgets.

[volker136]

NOO! YOU KILLED MR MIGIT! HE WAS MY FRIEND! A FRIEND THAT I MADE FUN OF EVERY DAY! DX

[team3d180]

don't kill mudgets ever min man make it every second -.-

[Greenman1147]

DON'T KILL A MIDGET EVERY MINUTE! do it every 30 seconds....

[scotchaaron]

The best parody ever!!!!!

[kooliomama]

I fed a midget to my pet hamster...

He's dead now

5 MIDGETS DEAD

[Shikaru102]

probably one of the gretest songs to end with basket case from GD! though, its not really a alternative song its more punk

[mohh2zoeo]

33 people sang this song to there mom :)

[axely121]

To all the people who disliked this, You have no soul or a sense of humor, It enhances all the songs that are in thy polka!

[sulsaboy]

i came buckets lots and lots of buckets

[diditanddone]

Was Frodo included in the midget slaughter?

[angelcrafter]

i played it 8 times, he still havnt taken out the lil angry one down the hall....

[mastermaximus11]

No! I have killed so many midgets, Hey! I AM A MIDGET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH...

[ScheherazOdd]

Aww... Only 4 midgets? I was thinking more like 127...

Weird Al should be considered a historian... His polkas can sum up whole periods of a person's life... Sad, innit?

[ElizabethCorkins]

Love weird al !!!!!! :)

[greenbeast1345]

i like cheeeeeeeeeese :)

[holjin]

and another midget rides the bus....wait

[TheTitto]

I guess I'm the reason I killed Gary Coleman then.

[Troy345]

yaooowaooowaooo oughta know!

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

He's f.ckin' funny!

XXXD

[DamenVain13]

hey i put my midget in a suitcase on my flight so i wouldnt have to pay for an extra ticket!!!

[RsPlyrtravis77]

A black hole sun killed a midget.

[conwellkid]

Omg my dad and I fucking cried when when we heard this our throats were sore from laughing so hard

[kleetus92]

Well I'm subscribing, and I'm 6 2... that should be worth at least 3 midgets!

[JunimMB2]

31 people likes justin bieber.

[ox7bart7xo]

@TheBloodyKnife1 Midgets dont go to hell they die and spawn back ou the ground.

[jsteele07189]

When is the next weird al album? does anyone know??

[FZmustacheFZ]

@jsteele07189 Due late this year or early next

[NoriNearNappori]

Wait.

Bump the counter up to 5

[TheEric1203]

haha, Basket Case!!!!!!

[Car1yWa5H3R3]

oved the basketcase my fav song ever though i love basket case

[FEFETHIL]

THE SUBSCRIBING....... IT DOES NOTHING FOR THE PUPPIES! Oh? Midgets? Explains it.....

[HBombCrew]

I LIEK COLA. And, also, I do not care about midgetz dying because I won't subscribe to you. GIVE ME COLA. RARARARAR

[lamonte320]

T_T I.... I... I subscribed... and... and... THE MIDGETS STILL DIED!!!!!.... even my pet midget... he was so funny... but now he's DEAD.... MY BEST FRIEND!!!... nevermind he got up

[lamonte320]

Rubfunt = rubbing the front of a car

[IronVampire]

I like popcorn...

Does that count for anything?

[kirbyzfan]

my face is pooping poodles!!

[iamthepkmmaster]

im the one killing the midgets and if you're a midget run run or you'll be well done