'THE BLACK STIG'always makes me laugh as lets face it, you only got to watch police interceptors or police stop etc and you will see that EVERY BLACK CUNT cant drive for shit, unlike the real black stig-who is white under the black nomex suit. i rest my case.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
@standarcar My friend has a theory that the revealing of the white stig was fake because that guy has contract which stops him from working for any body else.
@standarcar Michael schumacher is not the stig. He couldn't have kept his career as a professional racing driver in f1 and work for top gear by testing all the cars and all their challenges. also when michael schumacher does his timed lap at top gear, he messes up or something like that
@Marbleembassy michael schumacher is not the only stig..there are more than 1 white Stig.....they are either top gear drivers or car manufacturers test drivers......
but if u remember.. wen michael schumacher did a lap in suzuki liana then he was wearing Stig's uniform....he was the only one who was wearing such uniform in Liana...Hamilton or Button or Webber never wore that uniform...an schumi messed up intentionally
@5AMM0608 Schumacher was NEVER the stig you muppet. They claimed he ws the stig as a joke when they unveiled him in one episode, the stig was always Ben Collins up until series 13. FACT
@tomhankstinypenis he was the stig for at least that one episode. the way the FXX works is when you buy it for 2.5 million dollars you get to drive it a few days a year under ferrari's supervision. only FXX owners are allowed to drive the car with absolutely no exeptions. for The Stig to be able to test the car the stig had to be Ferrari aproved and they allowed Schumi to run the lap. so for that episode he was the Stig the same way that some car companies ask that their driver be the stig
So what, his identity has been found out? He doesn't cease to exist just because that's true, especially considering they caught White Stig talking (and now apparantly know who he is).
Keeping the two (with a rivalry?) would be interesting, considering they're both found out and they can't kill off the White Stig since he's a character more than just a person with a concealed identity (see Top Gear's website where he literally moves from one place to another within near-zero-if-not-zero-time.
It won't cheapen the Stig. He's already been found out anyway.
I wonder who the black stig will be, we already know he's white. I just hope his true identity will NEVER be revealed. And what will they do with white stig now that we know who he is?
actually Ben Collins is only rumored to be the white Stig but there is strong evidence for that theory personally I believe another rumor that Top Gear has at least six white Stigs one if which is Collins I wonder if there will be an episode where the white Stigs identity is revealed and must be "executed" by the black one
fake, the stig doesnt run he just stands still
aisbell55 3 weeks ago
I always thought it would be hilarious if black stig turned up in jamaica or something after getting out in the ar and getting lost.
Epsilon246 11 months ago
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'THE BLACK STIG'always makes me laugh as lets face it, you only got to watch police interceptors or police stop etc and you will see that EVERY BLACK CUNT cant drive for shit, unlike the real black stig-who is white under the black nomex suit. i rest my case.
theravedaddy 11 months ago
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theravedaddy 11 months ago
Did u know... James May said that he was the stig at one point... :/ ????¿¿¿¿
MsPINGGOLF 1 year ago
@MsPINGGOLF Captain slow is actually... fast?
J1ZZ3D 6 months ago
It would be epic if on a Top Gear episode the white stig is doing a lap in a car then suddenly out of nowhere the black stig starts chasing him
TheTerminator248 1 year ago 2
He's really a Slab. From Doctor Who episode smith and jones
Landisnicholas 1 year ago 2
@Landisnicholas thats all i could think of when i saw that epesode
RipAndCompromise 1 year ago
He's missing a glove!
Merc140497 1 year ago
@Merc140497
if you saw the episode of top gear, they show his glove floating in the water
so yes, he's missing a glove
hkpopfan4lif3 1 year ago
@hkpopfan4lif3 Oh yeah! Forgot about that... ;)
Merc140497 1 year ago
in a race who would win, white or black stig, i would go for white stig
THETIMREX 1 year ago
it's really chuck norris
chillaxer1993 1 year ago
@chillaxer1993
Some say he's the only man brave enough to 'splash' Chuck Norris. Some say he's the only man fast enough to escape a roundhouse kick...
ZoahLord 1 year ago
Why has he shrunk, got a lot fatter and also taken on the manurism of a chav?
spydersphere 1 year ago
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Holtonfilmprodutions 1 year ago
thats impossible for him to come back
it said he grew gills
147productions 1 year ago
Dude is this actuly! real
phillipf1990 1 year ago
he has only ONE glove if you look carefully
Halo3worldatGTA 1 year ago
@Halo3worldatGTA He has one glove cause if you remember top gear filmed his glove floating in the sea.
99trapy 1 year ago
He has both his gloves. It can't be him :p.
nathaneatworld 1 year ago
its an actor lol.
tomervutx123 1 year ago
@TomProductionz type it into youtube
XDmarcsyoXD 1 year ago
stig runs haha!
Tomaz4l 2 years ago
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Gay as Fuck.
doesithurt09 2 years ago
This video proves that black Stig is actually Aquaman
Bluehe4rt 2 years ago 36
he is so fake
mmd4ever2 2 years ago
thats in walton on the naze essex where i live lol
RedStigProductions 2 years ago
lol, I could totally hear the theme to Terminator 2 playing as stig just walked up out of the water.
sectoidman 2 years ago 3
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
Xarx3s 2 years ago
they should do an episode of top gear where the white stig has to drive a car on a beach but the black stig comes out of the water and attacks him.
torque234 2 years ago 31
yes the stig is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack :D:D
w.b man :P
r4my0 2 years ago
lol
SuperDan360 2 years ago
He fell of an air caft caier if you speak speak correctly
Tiles10 2 years ago
and where do u come from then?
snowbaubels 2 years ago
and if you can type correctly....
LolAtTheDeadGuy 2 years ago
I don't thing the STIG would ever run.. =)
spinmember 2 years ago
Black Stig will be at Silverstone F1 this year.
He will.
we know!
He is coming with us :)
Honestly
Be there.
pumpkintours 2 years ago
look again, he is missing a glove
greenlantern84 2 years ago 2
if u can remember one of his gloves came off when he went off the aircraft carrier
torque234 2 years ago 4
fake white stig is awesome
Gamerguyali 2 years ago
Imagine a brown stig
ew
Wonderkid44 2 years ago
i think if they came up w another one, it would be red... but most likely not....
standarcar 2 years ago
@standarcar nope, it became the white stig
XDmarcsyoXD 1 year ago
i know, i meant after the white stig since everyone now knows who he is.
standarcar 1 year ago
@standarcar My friend has a theory that the revealing of the white stig was fake because that guy has contract which stops him from working for any body else.
XDmarcsyoXD 1 year ago
@XDmarcsyoXD he won a legal battle against the bbc
spartan7hk 1 year ago
@standarcar Michael schumacher is not the stig. He couldn't have kept his career as a professional racing driver in f1 and work for top gear by testing all the cars and all their challenges. also when michael schumacher does his timed lap at top gear, he messes up or something like that
Marbleembassy 1 year ago
its true! i saw it on the internet! it has to be true! lol. no one really knows a thing....
standarcar 1 year ago
@Marbleembassy michael schumacher is not the only stig..there are more than 1 white Stig.....they are either top gear drivers or car manufacturers test drivers......
but if u remember.. wen michael schumacher did a lap in suzuki liana then he was wearing Stig's uniform....he was the only one who was wearing such uniform in Liana...Hamilton or Button or Webber never wore that uniform...an schumi messed up intentionally
5AMM0608 1 year ago
@5AMM0608 Schumacher was NEVER the stig you muppet. They claimed he ws the stig as a joke when they unveiled him in one episode, the stig was always Ben Collins up until series 13. FACT
tomhankstinypenis 1 year ago
@tomhankstinypenis i guess he was the one who drove the Ferrari Enzo FXX on track...he never drove for top gear regularly
....but if Ben Kollins was the Stig till season 13 as u are saying... then who was The Stig after him????
5AMM0608 1 year ago
@5AMM0608 perry mccartyhy was the the black stig and ben collins is the white stig or was the white stig
spartan7hk 1 year ago
@spartan7hk wat do u mean by "was the white stig??...he still is i guess"
5AMM0608 1 year ago
@5AMM0608 they said the were going to replace ben collins the white stig with a girl just to insult him
spartan7hk 1 year ago
@spartan7hk insult him??...why would they do that???..insulting the Stig???...that sounds so stupid...lol..
5AMM0608 1 year ago
@tomhankstinypenis he was the stig for at least that one episode. the way the FXX works is when you buy it for 2.5 million dollars you get to drive it a few days a year under ferrari's supervision. only FXX owners are allowed to drive the car with absolutely no exeptions. for The Stig to be able to test the car the stig had to be Ferrari aproved and they allowed Schumi to run the lap. so for that episode he was the Stig the same way that some car companies ask that their driver be the stig
tman152 1 year ago
@tomhankstinypenis perry mccarthy wsas the black stig and then when he reviled himself in his book they got ben collins
spartan7hk 1 year ago
i think its fake
becuz on the episode u see him fall of a ship , you see a glove , so in that video he has both of his gloves
tgRicky468 2 years ago
I think you need to die! And have a laugh. I reccomend suicide and then a nice bowl or cheerios! :D
JORDIxRx 2 years ago
ok , but he might of got his glove back ..
tgRicky468 2 years ago
tgRicky486
no he doesn't, look closer my friend
kajetanadamsamuel 2 years ago
some say he has a tatoo of his face on his.........face!!
icelinerke 2 years ago
some say his voice can only be heard by cats and that if he was divorcing paul mcartney, he'd keep his winging mouth shut
XhoowieX 2 years ago
the helmet is not the same
scillatci 2 years ago
His face is chrome and one of his eyes is a testicle!
voo2doo 2 years ago
fake black stig.this guy is short and fat.
bilalp1 3 years ago
I also heard he pisses pure oil
claretnbluedom 3 years ago
STIG STIG STIG STIG STIG STIG
:D :D :D
claretnbluedom 3 years ago
So you actually want to know who the stig is? He's like santa- I prefer to pretend he's really who everyone says he is!!
The white Stig rocks, regardless of who he is, so even if black and white stig are put togather as a rivalry, the white stig will win hands down.
Popularity + faster lap times = BBC rigged wins.
simple :D
Toybotaboy 3 years ago 3
I think it is a fake.
doolp999 3 years ago
probably
but it would be great if it is real
DainBramageStudios 3 years ago
I'm not watching Top Gear until this is canon.
So what, his identity has been found out? He doesn't cease to exist just because that's true, especially considering they caught White Stig talking (and now apparantly know who he is).
Barcode711 3 years ago
Keeping the two (with a rivalry?) would be interesting, considering they're both found out and they can't kill off the White Stig since he's a character more than just a person with a concealed identity (see Top Gear's website where he literally moves from one place to another within near-zero-if-not-zero-time.
It won't cheapen the Stig. He's already been found out anyway.
Barcode711 3 years ago
I wonder who the black stig will be, we already know he's white. I just hope his true identity will NEVER be revealed. And what will they do with white stig now that we know who he is?
fakesmith797 3 years ago
some say he doesnt need to breathe
douboymk2 3 years ago
this vid is proof that the Stig isnt human
fullmetalmc 3 years ago
you mean
"some say he isnt human"
all we know is ...he's not the stig now.
oh yeah current top gear stig is ben collins. if you want to see what he looks like google him.
the last stig was like 60
douboymk2 3 years ago
actually Ben Collins is only rumored to be the white Stig but there is strong evidence for that theory personally I believe another rumor that Top Gear has at least six white Stigs one if which is Collins I wonder if there will be an episode where the white Stigs identity is revealed and must be "executed" by the black one
fullmetalmc 3 years ago
he said he was in an interview
suckduck1 3 years ago
I think the same too and I thing if the Black stig come back should be Ton Chilton =3
All I know is that he's call the stig *o*
DKcipactli 2 years ago
bahahaha! I love how he starts doing a slalom between the columns of the pier. That's great.
suspencer1789 3 years ago
I heard rumors that they wanna have 2 stigs on Top Gear now, white stig and black stig. Hopefully its true, how awesome would that be...
TheZacKWVU 3 years ago
thats fake u can ee the suit is a wet suit that divers wear
but kl vid
jjsites09 3 years ago
cool idea for a video...but could have been done much better
someonesperson 3 years ago
That so awsome, he was just chillin with aqua man for a few seasons, thats all.
Lambo6fo 3 years ago
ben collins will still stay on. even if he plays the black stig.
mid918 3 years ago
nah.. this is wrong.. the stig doesn't move his hands like that and doesn't run
deadgirlsdontsayno88 3 years ago
The old Stig was a lot more active than the new Stig if you watch older episodes of Top Gear.
boyracer1987 3 years ago
LOOOOOOOOL Sea Stig!!
wow he runs fast..White Stig VS Black Stig showdown!
nicholastan91 3 years ago
Are they goning to play AC/DC's Back in Black to introduce him??
fourmoh 3 years ago
Why does he only have one glove? That is wrong. He should never be shown to have any human attributes like a human hand.
SNK038 3 years ago
When he drove off the ship the only remains of Black Stig was a single glove.
tymaba 3 years ago
Then he should have had something wierd...like tentacles or a cybernetic robot hand. Or no hand at all! Just an empty sleeve!
SNK038 3 years ago
did u see the part when stig "died"? they only found 1 glove of him, so he have only 1 glove cuz he lost the other one
GHUJSE 3 years ago
I think he is going to have a word with the white sting..
MoeTheSyco 3 years ago
Black President = Black Stig!
thehype2142 3 years ago 3
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
CSOCSO 3 years ago
The time has come: Stig Vs. Stig. Well, provided he/it can make it back to Guildford.
angrystanmotion 3 years ago
who is it ?? Matt Farah ?
loneshark2000 3 years ago
maybe....
Garage419 3 years ago
maybe... if he lost a couple L B's and I dont see sideburns coming out the bottom of the helmet ! haha
loneshark2000 3 years ago