Half Man Half Biscuit - Vatican Broadside...thing.

[Omnilegence]

Fuck Slipknot.

[GlasgowWall]

Who the fucking hell *are* Slipknot?

[BeeGrau]

so... did anyone actually sing this at reading etc? please god tell me it's on youtube somewhere :)

[Venomous9]

@BeeGrau As far as I know, no sadly. The year they were meant to play at Reading, they bottled out because one of the members was ill or something like that. Either way, they never played, so it never happened. Shame that, would've loved to see it happen.

[Psykotic01]

I love Slipknot! but man this was funny stuff!!

[PurpleVolvagia]

I don't quite understand the last sentence. In relation to what?

[Venomous9]

@PurpleVolvagia 'In relation to me getting out of bed'

[Niiikh23]

This is brilliant! (coming from a Slipknot fan :) )

[kkdkefc]

all verywell,but what if the pope is satanic what then,question mark

[94Madbassist]

@kkdkefc

a he woodnt be a good pope

b they aint satanic dimmiu borgir they r satanid ppl see a ram on their old jumpsuits and think obv they r satanic even though they swore they aint they r just a friggin awesome band tht dinks alot

[theoneandonlymememe]

...who the fucking hell __ARE__ Slipknot..? :p

[joelikespie]

Awesome song.

I can't stand Slipknot, awful music, awful message.

They think they are so "evil", but they seem to have missed the point.

Even the shitty little masks aren't original, they've all been stolen from films..

Anybody watching this who actually likes Slipknot, I'm not having a go at you per say, but please try listening to some real Metal.. not this poser emo shite.

[Sesquipedaliantique]

Slipknot isn't emo either.

And I still think their self titled has its charms. It managed to sneak blast beats, grunting etc. into the UK Top 40. So they're not exactly Napalm Death but they do know how to make sort of extreme-ish metal commercially viable for the young 'uns. I respect that.

[TheBones1234]

Still a relevant song to this day - especially after the fancy dressed turds won some Kerrang awards last week - that shows you how irrelevant Kerrang is getting these days.

[TheAlmightyRobinator]

@TheBones1234 Half Man Half Biscuits to win the Kerrang Awards!

[SimmingLemming]

I love how they can offend people without really offending anyone. Genius.

[vizavizgirl]

MILNE!! XD

[obsidian348]

we gotta get that chant going, thousands of people all going at it

[rosscocc69]

Everyone at download, I wanna here this chant right back to the camp site!

[dedmetal666789]

that would be brilliant!!! i'll join in definatly!!! =D

[mrnewton86]

im in

[littlepebble2]

Pope Benedict XVI !

The Second apparition of Mother Mary continue at Akita in Japan now. She revealed Her title to us. That is "Corredemptrix, Omnium gratiarum Mediatrix" ( "Co-Redemptrix,Mediatrix of all graces" )

God wants you to proclaim that "Mother Mary is Co-Redemptrix and Mediatrix of all graces"as dogma.

[clsleamington]

Haha. Class.

[doctorwhojamacallit]

lolio. and a half...

[ScumOfTheRoad]

It takes a special kind of genius to offend christians and Slipknot fans in the same breath ;-) Brilliant.

[simony999]

If people get offended by this, there's something wrong with them

[pulpfilms666]

im a slipknot fan... but i would love someone to film it.... if people sing it to them. just to find out if they have heard of HMHB. and put it on you tube

[tomwgasa]

can anyone tell me where I can get the tab for this song :-)

[Venomous9]

For all those seeing Slipknot at Reading, please record your singalong, for God's sake.

Also, could someone bring a guitar? Would definitely help.

*is not going to Reading*

[dwbls]

I'm in for the reading singalong :D

[NickC2007]

I'm in for the Reading singalong :D

Hopefully by then enough people will know it. PLUG IT PEOPLE.

[howesy]

Count me in for the reading sing a long :D

[ReaperOfInsanity]

Sing this at reading

[bingbangkoala]

Everybody in for the Reading singalong!!

Shame I'll be at Leeds, but I want it to happen anyway :D

[headfirstforhalos16]

READING SING ALONG

[midgetmetalhead]

o_0 wtf?

[Nominaaa]

Orthodox Christianity is true not Catholic

[email31153837]

who the fucking hell is slipknot

in relation to me getting out of bed?

[66richardson]

What's the last line?

[ShoTown]

+1 for the Reading singalong, can't wait to see them on the Sunday!

[Tbass17]

I'll be singing this at Reading!

[paulhaines111]

although they will be one of the biggest bands there?

[craychojin]

anyone know the chords for this?

[sambridge]

ill sing before reading as will my mates :D

[craigythemidget]

if anyone is planning on seeing slipknot at reading festival this year please join in singing this before they go onstage.

[Shaun666]

Me and my mate  will be.

Slipknot rule tho!

[aREALviewintoacww]

Has he heard of Stone Sour?! O_O

[RoyalBlueMersey]

hahaha, the best fing to come out of the wirral, not sayin much tho lol

[vanillaorchid]

HMHB are always good.

[chestertouristcom]

short and sweet

[lagerandwine]

HMHB Genius.

Outside goldsmiths coughing up blood,

turner prize judge say`s christ thats good.

Cant wait for more half man.

[tranmere66]

Now I'm brooding along by the Runnel

While she's in Capri with her swain

And the light at the end of the tunnel

Is the light of an oncoming train.

HMHB Immortal

[electricgoose]

Brill

[xxGetThisxx]

corey taylors legendary man

[MSimp2k6]

Does it get any better? I submit that it CANNOT. Fucking A.

[JCMcGee]

HMHB never cease to amaze me!

[SergeLipski]

who the fucking hell are slipnot!