Army of Two - 'Don't ask don't tell' Trailer

[idevidedbyzero]

I was thinking about getting this game.... Now I'm definitely getting it. LOLZ

[VradisTheGreek]

@idevidedbyzero hahahahaha me too!!!

[BoneHeadOffroading]

thats hella funny

[LightningHaki]

This game is awesome! :D

[br1mstone666]

Lmfao

[rtrThanos]

As much as I hated this, I admit that I watched the entire thing.

[joaomiguel2509]

WTF music ?!?!

[reviewtwins1]

your gay

[STINKEYsocks411]

no homo

[Ravcurry11]

has the whole world gone fag

[EPICFAILTODEATH]

i can never look at rios and salem the same agian

[jackwagon257]

this game has the best grafics ever for its release date

[EPICFAILTODEATH]

@jackwagon257 your right

[WackyFunkMunster]

Get all that agro so your partner can sneak up and get him from the rear.

[robotxman]

jaajajajaj

[AllPrankCalls]

WHAT A BUNCH OF QUEERS!!!

[waffledude581]

this vid is fake n it sucks

[ROhjklyuiop]

@waffledude581 It's real considering it's licensed by EA.

[1995Alexful]

Didn't know such music would fit such game. I wish they made a movie. WITH THIS SAME MUSIC!

[metalrocker83]

these games are epic... i hope they do another.

[SuperSNIPERKITTEN]

@metalrocker83 they might depending which ending they base it on from the 40th day

[dirtydeedz161]

C'mawn. It's a Bromance, nothing more.

[Bladeslinger1000]

W.........T...........F

[leleskjat]

HSAUSAUSUASHAS

[MrGuydudemanperson]

I HONESTLY, raped the replay button.

[sluggabois]

no homo was implied in the making of this video

[Verdunhunter]

0:46-0:56=mega gay.  It is flaming.

[EMOEMOMONGOOSE13]

HEY SALEM!! nice butt ;D

[SillyGayBoy]

I put this on my favorites and gave it a "like". Awesome video. Great editing it had.

[SillyGayBoy]

Awesome gay trailer for the ultimate bromance!!

[Mattingly97]

we need guys to do this in the army. that would be awsome!

[MrBluewatson]

THAT'S HOTT!!!!!! LOL

[bigblack1x2]

ha ha GAY!!!

[dimonaki]

1:18 he's masturbating

[emmitt3883]

lol, anything u do down thier... never happend.

[tsuki586]

y el tatuaje de ríos que no esta orgulloso de estar hecho en México rios el mejor y tambien salem claro

[drfye]

hahahaha... ......hahahahaha............oh­hhhhh, damn, that was good laugh.

[mrbanana1337]

is this a game even a movie??

[jkwizard2000]

@mrbanana1337 no I don't think so but from what I've seen I think it would make a good action comedy

[ChrisMathers3501]

This game is so hilariously homoerotic it makes Gay Tony look not quite as gay.

[11fris011]

WILLIAM ZILLIOX!!!!! he's my hero -.- hes from that one movie right... yeeaaah

[kidofftheoldblock]

hahaha so funny

[evolve741]

Uh we were up kinda late last night oh hahahahaha

[GoldMiner90]

didn't that get repealed :P

[blazejames47]

LOL this is so wrong

[ExpiredRamen]

hahaa

[cass273]

has anyone ever done what happens at :30?

[KingNuada86]

@cass273 um...we don't talk about those sort of things, a.k.a. it NEVER happened ^_~

[cass273]

@KingNuada86 lol i like thatlol



[HotPocketAirsoft]

its funny how at 0:30 it looks like youre inserting a bloody tampon into another person

[DobermanCrew]

Is this the 1st army of two? ... cuz i have the second one and dont recognize anything from this trailer

[SkullxXxFire]

@DobermanCrew i know, salem and rios look a whole lot.... younger? they look diffrent and their armor is completely diffrent too

[Margieline]

Brilliant. LOL.

[TheSilentOne50]

it's really ironic that this trailer is called "don't ask don't tell".... ynow....

[drivenpatriot]

ROFL

[drivenpatriot]

ROFL

[fuadali16]

0:48 - 0:54 thats what she said

[GogoGGK]

lololololololololol

[narutouzu78]

LMAO

[BrokenTengu99]

LMAO ! I'll never look at this game the same way again !

[EMOEMOMONGOOSE13]

@BrokenTengu99 ME EITHER!

[1996AKking]

@pannari123 it's third person

[lovershadowperson93]

This made my day

[pannari123]

i really don't like first person shooters but this trailer was actually really cool dunno if the music had smth to d owith it or the comment '' sorry, we were out kinda late last night'' :) pircless

[arandomperson3]

WTF!?!!! UGH!

[SuperFunTimeShow]

Full of awesome and win

[akaboy4life]

One of the best coop games ever!! Headbang!

[cedoxi]

i wish we could have rank online...it would make lot of people play

[TheSilentOne50]

rather ironic that the trailer is called "don't ask don't tell", don't you think?

[crabyars]

i got a dont for u dont play this lame game

[McDonaldsPenis]

What the hell? at :30 there's a bloody tampon!!!

[REAPER3382]

YES SIR yes sir

[5cen5cal9]

why the FUCK would u make this game look like for some fckn homos man i aint buyin this game anymore fck all this homosexual shyt thats going on

[lisken126]

@5cen5cal9 Let your inner feeling out bro, it's okay. No one here is gonna judge you. Just cause you liked picking flowers instead of playing baseball, that doesn't make you any less of a man. Your father didn't mean all those things he said. WE care man, we care.

[5cen5cal9]

@lisken126 T_ T wtf.......

[3lgar1]

@lisken126 He was a hippy?

[hijodelnop]

@5cen5cal9

Hahahahahaha. (y)

[volcunman2000]

this is funny

[akawerewolfking]

thats wat u call brothers :D

[harponeta]

the part with we were out late last night is in the game?

[bigpain123]

gay

[kimberlylopez100]

@bigpain123 fuck u this game is awesome u dumb fuck

[bigpain123]

@kimberlylopez100 you fucking cunt fuck you..fucking fag grow some fucking hair on your balls then talk shit...puto wait you dont have balls you have a vagina hahaha..you pussy as motherfucker!! FUCK YOU BICTH!!!

your a pussy!! hahaha

[kyle12494]

@bigpain123 dude for u to get so serious about something this stupid marks you out as the dumbest person i've ever seen.

[MrDuartejesus]

lol xd

[qpuyales]

the last clip bout "sorry we wer kinda late out" i dont remember, is there other clips to this game tht i can watch tht i didnt see..pls give me the link

[omgDutchlol]

0:48 lol

[MegaPetrr]

lolo dost trapna pisnicka :(

[Clone4115]

rofl

[velvetnightmare580]

:40 to :47- made me laugh so freaking hard. I <3 it!!!

[Minija456]

You realize theyr'e brothers right?

[theGREXify]

@Minija456 im pretty sure they aint. Rios is a huge black or Mexican guy. Salem it a scrawny white guy. They aint bros.

[BeastLingo42]

@theGREXify

Not biologically they aren't brothers, but the undeniable bromance is there.

Also, Salem doesn't look very scrawny to me.

[AdamGontierTDG]

This is why I love this game, lol.

[CDJO002]

best bromance ever

[Fendertastic]

aaaw man this is bad haha

[streetsurf194]

HAHAHAHAHAH! :D fucking epic homosexual trailer!!!

[Kenny0339]

The game is just like that, nasty strong sweaty men.

[collinsboy21]

OMG! this is a bad Ass........ game really and it goes hard you should buy it.

[silverwolfpacora]

"sorry we were out kinda late last night" lol

[emmitt3883]

@silverwolfpacora LOL

[nalby92]

pimping ur "Gun" having a "Bigger" "Gun"

"catching him from behind"

this vid pwns and the game it self pwns

[ConnorWilsonG]

@nalby92 its funny because the word gun refers to the word penis, which is found on a male.

[AllPrankCalls]

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[nikolPIKOL]

nice one

[lolpol7]

thanks! now i really understood what that part was really about :DDDD

[5ammitch]

0:30 a tampon

[cenaro55]

1:32 LOL :D

[gipcjoelee]

0:30 whats that

[doom1sniper]

when your teammate is dying u can bring him back to life

[Rulictar]

sorry speedy, I know many girls on the internet.

[ollebolleman]

What can I say, pure awesomeness :D :D

[beezman84]

ROFL pure genius mate, credit where credits due. Every time i hear this song i think of Ray in scary movie 1 when he gives Bobby the tape to play in the car lol

[victor3539]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[victor3539]

Blá

[krakk66]

In the end, the game is just a story about a deep, deep mancrush.

[m16chick]

I so wouldn't mind Salem for myself lol

[BeautifulDecember]

I hear ya on that one.

[m16chick]

Mmm mm! Rios is to big, and old, Salem. Damn, my expectations are higher? Would my expectations being higher for him? lol

[KlashaB12]

Salem owns! exspeshaly now he is being voiced by nolan the voice of dreake and he looks diffrent in 40th day. btw is army of two the 1st good? what good locations and etc has it got?

[imilkdude]

lol

[electrizer]

this song fucked up the video completely... :/

[bloodydart42]

even tho the trailer is gay it made me rofl like hell

[Patrissimo47]

LOL

[evoltheft]

OMG THIS MADE ME LAUGH

[crazyking121]

these gay song killed the video.

[agentmookie]

Everyone on here is an idiot. This trailer was meant to make you laugh but also show the incredible game play of Army of 2. It's far above any action/strategy game I've ever played. The only people that won't enjoy this game are the 25-30 year old loser with no friends to play the game with. It's awesome... u suck!

[wsv222]

boy friends

[graverookie]

hey dont talk shit bout the army of two

[darknessofkrish]

Hey we don't ask. we don't tell O_O

[botmaker1]

lol

[Iceburg116]

I blame EA.

[Csight]

I think they're a great couple. I support their big gay love.

[VinceM51]

Nothing beats a game about to big hairy men grunting and watching each others back

[MrSticklord]

@VinceM51 i know right?

[MattitudeEra]

@VinceM51 Salem is actually small.

[thefaulkness]

army of two the 40th gay?

[armuba13]

hey that part at 0:31 when you heal your partner in that way you can do it in army of two the 40 day ???

[6mattb]

0:32 was tht a tampon

[efil4aggin64]

@6mattb it looks used

[NlkOlVy]

@6mattb hahahahahahahah/...... actually something like TNT.....

a tampon.. XD! good one!

[linkdabest2]

looks more like a red dildo XD

[linkdabest2]

it looks more like a red dildo

[livingdeadman77]

Its raining blood  *-(

[king6595]

????

[spookygirl240]

Looooves it! Nom nom sexy gay soldiers...

[RobbyL9]

Actually, I think it was going to be in the final cut of the game but ultimately got taken out: Rios is married. And as for Salem, I really would like to see him get together with Alice. I always handled her extra careful when carrying her out of SSC as Salem.

I really like this video nonetheless because the song is just so ridiculous superimposed on what's supposed to be taking place. And I will admit their brotherly love looks pretty homoerotic sometimes.

[KillerMonkey04]

it makes the game look gay with this song

[Missivylady]

heres your sign

[spookygirl240]

Thanks for taking care of the sign. I was wondering if I was gonna have to start handing them out myself.

[speedybastard2]

@spookygirl240 Rule 30 of the internet, look it up.

[spookygirl240]

That's Rule 34 ;-)

[speedybastard2]

@spookygirl240 no, rule 30! THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET

[spookygirl240]

OMFG DUR I forgot about that rule! O_o 4giv plz!!

[speedybastard2]

Anon never forgives, and Anon never forgets.

Nice try though.

[Aazzlano]

@speedybastard2 go back to 4chan

[speedybastard2]

@Aazzlano U MAD?

[samanosukkia]

"Havin' the bigger gun"

I lol'd, hard.

[RoboticFishINC]

I love it how After they go "Its raining men" they hi-five. Hillarious.

[gtgoskate]

Don't Ask Don't Tell is the army's policy on being gay.

[TheWadex]

That seems totally normal... Not gay in any way o_____o

[gearsofwarhero1]

:D THE SONG IS KINDA WIERD

[SpeedeyFreaks]

gay song...

[gtgoskate]

nj missing the entire point of the video

its ment to be gay

[agentmookie]

everybody is missing the point of this video.. they're idiots!

[MrRHJ]

when he fells of the guy he is standing on hes like "FUUUUUCK!! TOO MANY ASSES!!"

[niceman1223]

I think it looks kinda cool :)

[everybodyhatesEJ]

"you go behind him, and take him from behind" LOL

[Lopproj]

xD (Y)

[yongchetyung]

...Why did they focus on the butt?

[EUBG]

YOU MISSED THE POINT! :DDD

[MCJammy123]

its the gun

[Maza945]

faggots lol xD

[agentmookie]

idiot.. u don't get it. Don't feel so bad... 99% of the ppl on this stupid ass post didn't get it. Damn, you're all so f*ckin dumb it's rediculous!!!

[Dodershift]

looks rather homo-erotic

[Bidmartinlo]

Creepy... XD

[frenchfriedpancakes]

0:30-0:32 lol it looks like a tampon

[DrDot]

Yeah, you can stop bleeding with a tampon. Improvised first aid I guess, but at the same time, pretty gay.

[JOHNNYoreo]

Because it is. lol

[ChibiRyu7]

lmao that's hilarious. It's a great game, and to be honest, THIS is one of the many reasons I like it so much. The first time I watched my bro and cuz play it, my yaoi senses tingled :P