Highlights from the epic dad call : Health and life

[ColonelTwisty]

"i stuff vegetables down my throat"

[DarkWizardMonkey]

Chris eats some of that good ol' fashion country cookin' from his mama.

[DukeNukem2020]

"I do go out jogging"....He only jogs 5 mins at best a week. I could easily do 5 miles in less than 40 mins. I'm 10x as ripped as Chris Chan. Nobody would sweat doing pushups. I could do 40 pushups without a bead of sweat. lol. Chris is so Naive.

[Extra365]

chris CAN run five miles! he just does it on his wii!

[KawaiiKemonomimi]

Eat and drink healthy? Yeah and Pamela Anderson's breasts are real! LOL!

[DukeNukem2020]

Chris can run 5 miles? Yeah, right. I doubt it with that gut.

[obetaman]

oh my god i am going to download that shit and fap till my heart's content

[CaptainTooner]

Dear Dog, not the sports bras!!!!! :O

Cd-i Ganon: IT BURNS!!!!

DCE's Justin: You fatty fat fatty fat fatty fat fat, uh, gay! Heh heh!

[Extra365]

@CaptainTooner you, sir, are sexy.

let us have hawt buttsecks nao.

[CaptainTooner]

@Extra365 No.

[Extra365]

@CaptainTooner yes.

[CaptainTooner]

@Extra365 Go away or I shall sic Chris-Chan on you.

[Extra365]

@CaptainTooner impossible, chri chan is on vacation in cwcville, fuckin patty and pretending bob didnt cut down his internet.