I win for creepiest nutcracker. There is one by my front door that is half my size. Perhaps I will show you in a video response one day. But not today.
Those nutcrackers are amazing! :D In a very creepy way. I love things like that :)
Dare I ask what is with the ongoing Nickelback jokes? :) Admittedly I haven't heard any of their stuff for three years or so, but they were fairly big in the UK a while back, and I remember their album being ok . . . have I missed out on some exciting career disintegration? :)
You remember them being ok... that is exactly the problem. at best nickelback is ok but they get way to much radio play so everyone is so sick of their mediocre songs and the lead singers voice is annoying.
At their best they are ok, at their worst they are awful so many people have pretty much decided to make fun of them
I love this time of year, but I never liked nutcrackers, they give me the chills... like that ending... not cool! :/ Merry Christmas to you as well Scott :)
Haa, my parents bought my sister and me two for Christmas a few years ago. Our cat has since chewed off an eyeball, a leg, and half a beard. They're like little zombie nutcrackers.
"I like to think of Jesus with, like, giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"
so i definitey thought that when you were talking about the creepy nutcracker that you were going to hold up a nutcracker with amber's picture taped on it
autotune has destroyed music completely!
UCShaggy 1 year ago
I'm only commenting because I don't want my soul eaten.
sarahstarface 2 years ago
I win for creepiest nutcracker. There is one by my front door that is half my size. Perhaps I will show you in a video response one day. But not today.
coralinehope 2 years ago
Oooh. That nutcracker is creepy. I think what gets me is all that strangely arranged gray hair and the disconcertingly askew glasses. *shudders*
ianswertobob 2 years ago
Ha! The nutcracker holding the nutcracker is the creepy uncle from the Nutcracker ballet!
justanthy 2 years ago
"nickelback playing your senior prom!" LOL XD scott, you made me smile today.. you and your nutcrackers!
nutcrackers are creepyish... o.o
did you see step brothers?
mewpie85 2 years ago
DOILIES!!
mewpie85 2 years ago
nutcracker! such a funny word!
double entendre, much? lol! sorta?
i never got through the whole of talladega nights.. i should though. whilst eating a choco taco!
hey scott, did you know they had xmas peeps? coz they do!
mewpie85 2 years ago
I did know that they have Christmas peeps. I prefer the snowmen.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
Those nutcrackers are amazing! :D In a very creepy way. I love things like that :)
Dare I ask what is with the ongoing Nickelback jokes? :) Admittedly I haven't heard any of their stuff for three years or so, but they were fairly big in the UK a while back, and I remember their album being ok . . . have I missed out on some exciting career disintegration? :)
ghostwritten87 2 years ago
You remember them being ok... that is exactly the problem. at best nickelback is ok but they get way to much radio play so everyone is so sick of their mediocre songs and the lead singers voice is annoying.
At their best they are ok, at their worst they are awful so many people have pretty much decided to make fun of them
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
I love this time of year, but I never liked nutcrackers, they give me the chills... like that ending... not cool! :/ Merry Christmas to you as well Scott :)
Cherribudd 2 years ago
Subtle Run DMC references are pure awesome.
TheCinephile 2 years ago
hahaha thanks I didn't know if anyone would get it or not.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
I didn't think anything could get creepier than that chimney sweep nutcracker....but...wow.
Merry Christmas, Scott. Maybe by then we'll all be able to sleep peacefully again.
aphness 2 years ago
Thank you for the nightmares. Now I wont be sleeping for the month of December. ::shivvvverrrsss:::
Genn333 2 years ago
you're welcome. Have an insomnia filled holiday season.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
those nutcrackers are going to haunt my dreams. thanks a lot.
merry christmas to you too.
splicegrrl 2 years ago
At least you still have dreams. I just lay awake wondering when the nutcrackers will kill me.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
Haa, my parents bought my sister and me two for Christmas a few years ago. Our cat has since chewed off an eyeball, a leg, and half a beard. They're like little zombie nutcrackers.
dearcentennial 2 years ago
oh man that sounds festively scary
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
You know what makes your intro great? I recorded the audio of John saying, "OH Opie the Mighty! I know who you are!"
Friendswobenefits 2 years ago
"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party."
jnsk23 2 years ago
"I like to think of Jesus with, like, giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band, and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!"
rbrown2697 2 years ago
Have you ever seen the Nutcracker Ballet Scott? I used to be creeped out by nutcrackers but then I saw the ballet and I like them now.
caseadillas 2 years ago
hmm I'll have to look into that.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
I've found quite the opposite is true.
aphness 2 years ago
My mom has a pretty creepy collection as well, maybe one day i'll make a video response and show you.
RockyRacoonification 2 years ago
that would be amazing/scary. I hope you do.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
ricky bobby
saradod 2 years ago
so i definitey thought that when you were talking about the creepy nutcracker that you were going to hold up a nutcracker with amber's picture taped on it
saradod 2 years ago
she can't be photographed. If you try your camera explodes.
OpieTheMighty 2 years ago
Merry Christmas to you too! Have a great one!!!
RedVolly 2 years ago
LOL, Nutcrackers are frakking scary. My grandmother used to collect nutcrackers too. They are so creepy!
And Talladega nights is a hilarious movie. love it.
<3smk
SciFiGirl1023 2 years ago
first!
SciFiGirl1023 2 years ago