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  • he was forced to fuck his own father rofl

  • i love these, absolutley love these. im subscribing and then im sharing this w everuyone i know....

  • on the last one your spouse/mate was on the list not to f*ck

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  • a little black C**k a big mess xD

  • a little black d*** a Big mess

  • He was forced to f*ck his own father, and it wasn't the first time....lolololololololol

  • a little black c*ck a big mess ROFLMAO!!

  • Yeah I shouldn't f**k my minister either...

  • aww his name was Monty! how cute!

  • He was forced to f**k his own father!

  • What about the nanny with a c**k?

  • you mean the one with the huge d*ck

    it was like this gigantic d*ck

    XD

  • and it wasnt the first time..lol

  • Sounds lik obama sayed u guys still fuck poontan up ther

  • *****

  • a little black ****, a big mess.

    L

    O

    L

    !

  • and it wasn't the 1st time XD

  • hahaha .......

    fuck your mom bitch

  • hahah 0:52

  • at least you can make a game out of it

  • A huge *bleep* that was this gigantic

  • And it wasn't the first time

  • last one was the best!

  • so funny!!!!!

  • I love the point - that censoring only increases the titillation, it doesn't do a damn thing to ease it.

  • The concept of "swear words" as they exist in the US and are enforced by the FCC is, quite simply, superstition, stemming from the literally Medieval Catholic idea that you would upset God if you talked about "forbidden" topics using "forbidden" words.

  • Ah... you had to go that way, didn't you? Like, that's the only explanation...

  • Is that why each swear word has a different etymology? Really now.

  • why did you post such a unessicary comment?

  • It's a "little black d***" not a "little black f***".

  • this is to funny man every one should watch this cuase it funny. it funnier than a fat chick falling of a table or some shit like that

  • Yes Conan was the best, I think Letterman sucks balls tho...

  • "Whether they need it or not....."

  • that was funny

  • "He was forced to f**k his own father"

  • the last 3 are the best

  • lol a little black ****, a big mess

  • LMAOOO okay that was amazing

  • ... prolly your minister ... LMFAO

  • Lmao!

  • NAME SOMEBODY THT U SHOULDNT FUCK...PROLLY YOUR MINISTER!! lOl

  • oh youtube... your attractiveness as a channel of expression for immature, illogical, paranoid, and fanatical people never ceases to amuse me

  • yup why else do you think everyone here, including you, keeps coming back?

  • that... was... hilarious!

  • I have a question for waketheoblivious. Who gives a fuck?

  • dang!! talk about crazy! this was nuts! absolutely amazing!! great job. one of my favorite videos of all time for sure!

  • WakeTheOblivious has never been to an AA/NA meeting or read the Big book. AA was started by TWO men who just started talking about their drinking habits and started doing that everyweek. Or close to that. So put yourself to rest with this bullshit. Don't try waking us up. Let us drown. For some of us rather be wallowing in lies then walking down a path of "God" that obviously you know nothing about.

  • LMAO this shit is funny. and whats with all the comments about god and the bible? wtf this aint chuch, wrong video to start a biblical convo, really

  • thanks for promoting paranoid schizophrenia. you can find any symbols you want in anything if you want to find them hard enough, which you do. this, and stupid ass number mysticism, gives a bad name to legitimate conspiracy theories.

  • In a society where "freedom of speech exists" the term "conspiracy theory" are mutually exclusive. Those who accuse or label attempts to discover the truth a conspiracy are using deception to avoid the truth. If the term is used by a politician, there exists a 100% probability they are a traitor.

  • Uh oh - I smell crazy...

  • Thorchinchilla, there is nothing crazy or conspiracy related concerning the truth. I sense your intentions are less then honorable are as transparent as Yoshi5020.

  • You have spoken volumes about who you are Yoshi5020, a dumb like a fox incredibly transparent satanic Nazi

  • watch Stoney balboa, it's funny

  • this is my fav part of the show

  • funny stuff!

  • no the best "this week" but still laughed out loud

  • "it was like this gigantic"

  • stupid....but funny

  • lol...

    "and it wasn't the first time..."

  • hahaha! Funny!

  • I see Kathy Lee is telling stories about me again

  • LOLXD so funny:)

  • Silverman ain't fucking you.

  • have a nice day! =D

  • Lol. God is fake :D

  • If that is so,then why does Israel/Church exist in a world of satanism??? There are

    two entities in this earth...And its war...

  • We aren't in a world of satanism, what are you talking about?

  • Please explain to me how God is real WITHOUT referencing the bible or something that "happened" hundreds of years ago.

  • we live in a society where we think or are taught that everything or person is made from something...now if we think outside the box and have an open mind...what if God was just there? its a very hard question to answer if one is not a believer but if u ask urself that question...faith is the only answer

  • shut up.

  • Or maybe reality?

  • The fact that you're even alive. The end

  • come look at my new video scary kid prank (moving chair) need views...

  • type in 1212magicman if you want to learn about the apacolypse

  • Why not read ith it,from scripture in a Iraqian hole???Loser...Nachbiy is a hunted goat and frog...

  • first of all I am not a christian and second we are all born sinners, whether we are liars, murderers, prideful,fornicators adulterous or gay. We are all in need of Jesus and to repent of our born disease of rebellion to God. America!!! Obama is not the answer and his policies will be the fulcrum that will usher in the Judgement of God... This is only the beginning.. prepare for what is next!!!

  • Lol

  • Lol hilarouse

  • And if you want to get a good beat-off, go to your mom.

  • Penis

  • You people seriously need help!Wisdom lies not,even during war time/s...Therefore I'd be

    fearful for your souls...Your money is worthless aint it?

  • zoptuliy, I am gonna say whats on everyones mind. WHAT THEFUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

  • You wrote all minds of fools!Perfect example of our economik planners...Stay away from life...

  • *sigh* zop, are you smoking your herbs again? Don't make me take out the belt again boy

  • I know a wannabe when I see it!You don't know

    who I am,either...Therefore quit telling me about your wimpy belt...

  • bitch dont talk back or else ill get a piece of wood instead

  • Dude,are you threatening me? If so,you wouldn't want to grapple with me...I have no

    mercy for publik hacking...For that is what it

    is...Just like hailing...

  • This crap:Belongs in a nut haus!Notice the Germain word...Its more English than house!

  • To: zoptuliy

    I have know idea what the heck you're talking about but... Are you trying to get people to change religion? if you're talking about sin's and crap, that's some screwed up crap right there.

  • 1:06 is great too

  • 0:53 FTW

  • I love katy

  • I've noticed that when a video is first put up the comments are about the video, but after 24 hours or so they're all about politics and religion... and whether or not commenters are gay.

  • That's because there's not much to comment on when it's the SAME JOKE week after week.

  • it's your opinion dude, jay and jimmy are good, but if you dont think this is funny then you dont have a good sense of humor,

    just dont comment at all...why r u watching if you dont think it is funny

  • people add negative comments if they think the video is bad. plain and simple. they can say that they don't like a video to let other people know what they think.

  • Because it's featured...

  • I gave this show three chances (watched 3 videos) and I'm not gonna sit through any more of it

  • oh that's FUCKING great! hope that offends you too. HAHAHAHA

  • wow. you people are really sad. stavros stated his/her opinion, now shut up. you're bashing christians because one of them didn't like this video. seriously, has the meaning of maturity been erased from your brains? you're the kind of people that make me think humanity is just a waste of resources.

  • I can't believe people would say stuff like this! DOn't they know they are on TV?!!!??!

    I'm going to stick to my nickelodeon and cartoon network

  • I LOVE these videos! So glad JKL posted them on YT!

  • stavros333 really do you need to keep this up? Your comments are bodering the extremes, just that you put a Christian side to it. If you continue with this u'll be no better than those who twist the readings of the Koran to kill.

  • guys calm down, just comment on the video please

  • dammit all you stupid arguing idiots ruined the video

  • whoaho! someone took this wayy too seriously.

  • lol@comment flame wars

  • Can't wait for the Holy Wars to start, because stavros333 will be the first to get fucked, and all he'll be doing is crying on his knees for his God who won't come.

  • have u ever heard of zanax y dont u fuckin calm down

  • sorry we weren't listening, could you repeat that please?

  • I think I'll have to agree with you on that there Stavros.

  • Condemning to hell, judging, and hating people for being born gay. You're just a nice little Christian, aren't you?

  • must agree with you there,but its for entertainment,not to talk a bout religous stuff,im religous but im not argueing am i?

  • I bet you 50 dollars that stavros is a closet homosexual.

  • I suggest you go fuck yourself for not knowing what your talking about.

  • thats awesome, i do that on tv with the mute button, good shit!

  • you sir ar very iggnorant he is actually doing better than most presidents and did more in his first week than most presidents did in theyre whole term which you would know if you actually knew politics

  • how can you be a socialist and a fascist at the same time?

  • you guys have any fucking tang up there?

  • Jimmy Kimmel should be 24/7. Every time he opens his mouth there should just be a *bleeeeeeep* until he closes it again

  • I don't watch people who spell 'you're' as 'your' and 'lose' as 'loose'.

  • tell me someone you shouldn't fuck!

    That's gold, that's gold.

  • That was a chain letter...