The Black Satans - The Satanic Darkness

[krauserfan89]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! my body become weak after laughing at this video

[piip4]

Meanwhile in Norway\Finland

[EviscerVIII]

Yeah, so, that was vile. I love/hate it.

[VargPuroWeso]

I dont know what was that...

[MrJackees]

fail

[KingAntiReligion]

กู อ่ะชอบแบล็คเมทัลมากมาย แต่กูทนความอัปรีจัญไรพวกมึงไม่­ไหวจริงๆใอ้สัด!!

[yougotOWENd1]

I very much appreciate the two girls :)

[Kagome809]

okay...this HAS to be a parody group! Just...it just has to...there is no other explanation...

[MrNozdormu]

he kind of sounds like yoda with a cold.

[deadtralala]

i love them.... they are crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ahahahahahahahah

[killbilly701]

0:08 who noticed the guy with no pants on in the back ground? 

[Pitbullgladiator]

hahaha tää on vielki suomen paras bändi! haluisin itekkin laulaa black metallia mutta pelkään että en koskaan pääsis tälle tasolle! tää on vaan liian kova !

[loroloko100]

ushaushahshahs 0:38 big gay

[M00nlightG4te]

I used to be an evil black-metal-head like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee! :-(

[VukotaGoddamn999]

1:12

[420timetoburn]

Adults with imaginary friends is pathetic.

[EvilD4n95]

LOL WHAT THE FUUUUK?

[Beulah307]

They need to get an exorcism. Psychos. I LOVE JESUS CHRIST!

[praetorianus72]

Where is this place in Norway. I have to come. I feel the urge to worship the devil. Thanks black satans of the depths of hell

[praetorianus72]

He, he, he. Satanic darkness

[kolbasa75]

Барабанщик и картинка на 1:20 прям радует (=

[shinjikari2411]

omg the things i do instead of study

[ulljom]

He's wearing the G-string of satanic darkness!!! Lol!

[AndThenShheBled]

wait is this band a joke? honest

[CoffeeChup]

Hey watsap?

[GiannisKJ19]

I 'm throwing up right now....

[evilbearfromhell]

Dear Diary,

So.. I ended up in 'that' part of youtube again...

[il1il1il1li]

@evilbearfromhell comment removed

[sweetgyy]

you motherfuckers! I'm laughing so hard I fucking peed myself you bastards! hahahaha 

[plslc1]

How the fuck did I end up here??!? Well, I'm glad I did, this band rules!!!

[666BrotherofMetal]

Casually headbanging in a g-string with a bunch of sunbathers :P

[BiereDaddy]

Wow, I really hope this is a spoof. If they really think that they are all bad ass they should have watched the video before posting this. I couldn't stop laughing at them it was like watching "I'm sexy and I know it"

[jeghateralt666]

Langt inni norge detta ja XD<3

[openmind4000]

have you guys ever heard about massacration???

[openmind4000]

hahahahha lol from brazil

[DARRENDWG2012]

lol

[DIEGOFEST]

Sexy and I Know It...

[chivasband]

WTF??? :DDDDDDD

[Notyoubuti]

1:20 :D best part

[Pitbullgladiator]

HAHAHAH VOI VITTU ARVASIN ETTÄ NÄÄ ON SUOMESTA! HAHAHAHA GO FINLAND! MÄ RAKASTAN OLLA HULLU KUSIPÄÄ MUIDEN KALTAISETENI SEASSA !

[Thuggin2222]

The Black Satans was born in of 2005 when Klitors, Heijargh and Naamos were on a cruise ship. The guys got a glorious drunken idea to form a Norwegian black metal band. Years went by, and the band hardly progressed at all. Later Masturbørg joined the band because of pity and he became the singing and dancing vocalist of The Black Satans. Still very little was done to advance the band. Then in 2008 the Black Satans sold their souls to Timo Tolkki in order to get this piece of shit done.

[Binx973]

Im a rapper who listens to death metal too but this is too much for me.

[mrgrimmiguelangel]

lol, 2:05, para que vean que los blackers también nos divertimos xD

[DImkaAnger]

Еееее Крутые =))))))

[IWinkedAtMyDad]

sounds like grateful dead at the end

[OLDSATANIC]

shit

[shan666666]

Haven't you heard ? Irony Is A Dead Scene

[kizz4100]

ah si para la proxima fiesta de cumpleaños de mis hijos...

[Marklynx01]

I was laughing at the fact that these guys are playing and the public are just sitting there not giving a shit haha and the last part was pretty cheesy hahaha

[PurpleParadePB]

This is why I still have faith in humanity. Some people are willing to dress up, and look like complete fools for the sole sake of entertaining people on the internet.

[cuncatacunk]

LOOOOOL 2:27 the guy without pants! D:

Bricks shitting time D:

[Weisswurschtwarrior]

hey you won´t believe it, at 0:47 there´s a band in the background^^

[need2kille]

I want that shirt!

[signofsatan]

This shit is gr8 man. Like watching Monty Python doing Metal parody. Well done.

[JaCarmine]

This group Suck....!!!

[fellerredseller]

LESBIANS!

[givemeajackson]

you didnt upload in 240 p? POSERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

[ICU2UQA8]

You guys are metal as fuck!

[TheMissWildShow]

LOL!!! that's so funny! thank you :)

[AxelZaore]

00:35 IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT

[damnthatshyt]

that was fukin awesome, thank you

[xXWTFudgeXx]

RICOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!­!! Seriously, take one, then go to church, then take all these videos off youtube.

[JESUSCANSAVE100]

YEA WHY IS HE SHOWING HIS NAKED BUTT FOR JESUS IS LORD. AND THE BLOOD OD OF JESUS CHRIST HIS SON CLEASETHUS FROM ALL SIN 1 JOHN 1-7 WHERE THEIR WORM DIETH NOT AND THE FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED MARK 9-48 GET RIGHT WITH GOD JESUS LOVES U TURN TO JESUS TODAY FOR WHOSEVER WAS NOT FOUND WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE WAS CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE REVELATION 20-15

[overlordrichard]

@JESUSCANSAVE100 Sorry.. but if you read some more about this video you can understand. I'ts not satanic video. it is a parody of Black Metal.. obviously. yea i belive in Jesus Christ. is a great historic pearson. but i dont belive in the churchs and religions... and i dont belive in satan.. too. Satan are more like Pope Benedict.

[necrofetishist]

@overlordrichard you are no better than this idiot! heil Lucifer

[overlordrichard]

@necrofetishist ha ja... je je. ¿ you're an lucifer's servant ? well.. and you're think better than me... sorry but you're very stupid. because I'm Free. I'm not servant of anyone. I dont need stand under the service of anybody. I'm a master of myself. tell me why you need be a servant.. servant.. plesase suck the balls of satan. you're a servant... insufficient...dependent. you're nothing.

[necrofetishist]

@overlordrichard you idiot!

I never said I am someone's servant! I am free just like you,but I love Lucifer just like mother and father...

[overlordrichard]

@necrofetishist i know the Lucifer story. I'm Musician of a band of Death Metal. in my life I knew all the stories about lucifer. but I'm not a short mind man. I have books and another documents. I'm not a teenage searching for one identity. my family are from Norway and Spain, sorry for my bad English but twenty years of my life i'm living in Spain. ok.

[necrofetishist]

@overlordrichard You see how you can talk normal..I have been a vocal in the most famous black metal band from Balkans..I worship Lucifer,but not in traditional way,I am a Luciferian,not satanist..I have my own believes I don't need no one to tell me what I must believe and what not..I'm 26 years old,so I do not need to proove anything anymore to no one...you are always welcome to Croatia..Heil!

[overlordrichard]

@necrofetishist thanks for the invitation, if you're a musician then I also respect you. I am usually defensive with my comments, because many people are with fanatical ideology. I also respect Jesus Christ. it is because i think he was a great philosopher. but not as the Son of God. I hate many religions. but I am tolerant with the religious people, except when they try to impose absurd rules.

[TheVDN]

black metal is a joke like this video !!! who wanna be a satan's friend if he want to smack your head off..thts make no sense !! wake up losers

[damnthatshyt]

that shyt was awesome! thank you for that

[OdysseyCheerBadass]

@damnthatshyt shyt?? the hell?

[thrasher1991]

0:23 is that an ass or the call of the WinterMOON?

[erdskom]

you see the naked ass man in the end?

[drumgroovy]

Summer in Finland is still pretty fucking cold.

[altorsora]

Nice drumset ya baby toucher

[TheEstebannunez]

son muy chistosos, en realidad, la kagaron.

[deeminator1695]

hahahahahah xDDDD

[STARNETCORP1]

not again you punks!!!, they really sucks big time

[WickedJ133]

@STARNETCORP1 I hope you realize that this is a joke

[hamlet197hotmail]

malditos cristianos de mierda........

[lorand133]

1:19 LOL!

[peterpanda1970]

OMFG...! I can't stop laughing! lol

[Anarchist48]

This video made my whole week... o.O

[josepca89]

0:44 at least theres something good in the vid

[9701118y]

im rocker, but still fanny video xD

[51RR4GN4R]

I have to get me one of them skull-adorned speedos... lol

[JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD]

THESES PEOPLE ARE CRAZU TURN TO JESUS TODAY , FOR WHOSEVER WAS NOT FOUND WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF LIFE WAS CAST INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE REVELATION 20-125,FOR ALL HAVE SINNED AND COME SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD ROMANS 3-23 FOR WHOSEVER SHALL CALL UPON THE NAME OF THE LORD SHALLBE SAVED ROMANS 10-13. I WAS ATHEIST BEFORE I WAS SAVED . JESUS LOVES U ALL satan hates u ALL WANTS U IN HELL BURNING MARK 9-48 WHERE THEIR WORM DIETH NOT AND THE FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED.

[YesusFist]

@JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD turn to who?

[inkslingingkris]

@JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD I fuck myself with a crucifix every night....jesus in, head first lol

[kDIMI7]

@JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD I drink Lucifer every night ... MUXARXARXARXAXAR

[cuncatacunk]

@JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD

Hi! Eh, eh, dont you see? this is not a true black metal video. Its a parody xD have fun

[TheTorakka]

@JESUSSHEDHISBLOOD

Turn to Jesus? why would I follow a man when GOD exists too?

why would anyone be so silly that he places a man where the old symbols and icons of the old pagan gods were just standing few millenias ago?

Any image or portrait of God is satanism. Jews were sent to the desert for decades after they did the same mistake and they were back then gods chosen people.

I must conclude that user JesusShedHisBlood does not understand the subject. Dont read the bible, understand it

[doinen]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!!!!!!!

[jkdsdmf]

@doinen the people at the beach stole their sweetrolls

[Pitbullgladiator]

@doinen skyrim belongs to the finnish people

[arphar]

Hehe :) You only truly appreciate something if you can laugh with the jokes about it.

[KingNothing1984ger]

Just have to love it :D

[silycaon]

one day, ihsahn is going to come and castrate you..

[DeadlyThrashViking]

The best part about this is that not only is there an amazing video, but a good song to go with it.

[josef2012]

ok,now i get it.it's pretty fuggin' funny. the really funny thing is that this is virtually indistinguisable from an actual black metal band.it's turned the corner from parody back to the real thing.good shit!

[kagaingas]

oh, emerald girl... <3 

[AK1231234]

this is so genius !! i live in norway btw... 

[Neurastenikas]

EPIC

[happynutz]

The Black Satans need to tour the frozen tundras of Florida...

[JM94FL]

@happynutz Oh, that'd be so sick. I'd get to meet 'em.

[darkangelzephyron]

240p is the highest allowed quality according to black metal cannon!

[TheReverseCoder]

Thank you for this awesome video, it's been a long time ago since i laugh so fucking hard..

love it.. by the way nice panties LMAO.. lulz

[SOUMYAGable]

WTF did i just see???!!!!! :///

[suicide96100]

O.o??? WTF!!!!!

[Xanadude575]

That's a firm set of cheeks. I'm inspired to develop my own buttocks now. They're saggin a bit, and you can't be kvlt with a saggy ass. No way.

[funnybuis]

i have seen things i cant unsee

[HellrizerPLble]

1:10 pure drums of hell!

[Finniej]

0:46 that was hot

[rexnickles2]

Laughing so hard, I'm crying

[TheZombiefan666]

Dude I thought you guys were serious

[unimatrix82]

long walks on the beach and black fucking metal

[absourate]

THAT SHIT IS TRVE AS HELL

[AsoumDahabi]

استغفر الله

استغفر الله

استغفر الله

معقول في ناس كده ؟!

[18stivler]

this "band" is very shit but the girls are very hot ^^

[DARKWARRIOR22111989]

total verrückt =) aber lustig



[Dark6Metal6inside6]

i love that description :D

[xTheMisfitx]

you guys are hilarious lol

[vonsmink1]

Hahahahaha Yes!

[microbender]

Die spinnen, die Norweger.

[maxxSiRiEaL1]

que ascoo estos tienen productoraa...nahhh!! salgan y vean buena musica men!

[WencesWasHere]

@maxxSiRiEaL1 Acabo de ver en tu canal lo que consideras buena música... No.

[maxxSiRiEaL1]

@WencesWasHere mira yo puse salgan y vean buena musica no dije, salgan y vean mi musica aparte a mi no me interesa lo que piensen los demas si les gusta o no..no me interesa, como tmpoco a ellos le importa mi comentario..es asi

[WencesWasHere]

@maxxSiRiEaL1 De eso se trata... Lo que es buena música para nosotros... No lo es para vos, así que no utilicés esa expresión. A nadie le interesa si a vos te gusta o no... Por eso es tonto que comentes lo que comentaste. Podés comentar que no te gusta, y listo... No decir que "salgan y vean buena música" porque para algunos, buena música puede ser esto.

[maxxSiRiEaL1]

@WencesWasHere ok se entendio no hay drama..;)

[Niklert]

1:19 best immortal - call of the wintermoon parody ever!

[Niklert]

hahaha fucking great!

[rika78ful]

me dan asco pendejos



[JM94FL]

Anyone know the lyrics? And this band doesn't suck. It's actually a pretty great song.

[BurningFluffyPanda]

Damnit, i'm in the weird part of youtube again,

[bulletboys73]

the worst band ever!!!

[iamrubens]

Well, it sucks but at least have some "black" humor.

[maltdisney007]

They cant be real Satanists. They seem to have a sense of humour...

[Hasperous]

this band is just terrible

[MorganKayleigh]

What is that song called

I luke

[MrGothic66]

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK hshashs muito bom

[Guzo83]

Good Shit :)

[MrGoldenGothic]

2:11 Extremly funny AND hot chikcs, you guys made my day!

[odioreligion]

best solo ever!! haha

[platonnelu]

Best Black Metal Band ... EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kozagong]

I'm afraid to click thumb up, cus people will think it's for real...

[brutalsheldon]

0:08 is some of the most disgusting facial hair I've ever seen.

[blandishblaze]

all hail the black satans

[Unweonbakan]

TRVE KVLT BLAKK METAL FROM HELL!

This is so fucking funny xD

[RaZoRoZaRo]

Ich find die einfack klasse. Mal was anderes als immer ieser 0815 - Black metal.

[DarkBlackPoizon]

Is epic.

[rammsteinkike]

posers posers posers posers

[panasony23]

@rammsteinkike who cares, btw rammstein rocks

[Vampiric59]

@rammsteinkike yeah, like rammstein is more metal -.-

[makelio]

These fags are ridiculous, one guy wearing CoF T-shirt.... YEA GUYS you listen too much of BM, NOT! go crawl behind ur mamas arse fucking jews

[bigkountry69]

@makelio If you take this seriously.... go fuck yourself. 

[makelio]

@bigkountry69 I dont fatass, i also believe BM is not something to mock it, especially a fat fucktard like you

[loscura]

hahahahaahhahaahahahahahaha!!!­!!!!!

[deathwaitsfornoone]

I honestly think they just went to some beach and filmed this, thats why theres those 3 random guys drinking beers.

[lordhelmet77]

I thought I was the only guy that wears leather skull thongs at the beach

[stormcorrosion]

This is hilariously awesome.

[greensoda666]

2:04 and after LMAO now thats epic!!!!

[TheZombiesarepeople2]

Is this actually a real band or do they just do spoof vids like this?

[NeeZaL14]

double bass, HAHAHAHA

[spyranteros]

At least we know that he has balls...

[anitkab13]

0:34 I'm sexy and I know it! :D

[3Yechiel3]

0:22 when you see it you will shit bricks.

[unrealfox5]

Holy shit! This is the most brutal music video I've ever seen...

[TheLaloFS]

wow nice girls there , id love to fuck them

[CardgamesonYoshi]

2:05 till the end, i could not stop laughing, actually, i couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing

[yannickatatonia]

The guys of Immortal must be fans of THE BLACK SATANS HAHA

[RobGasoline1]

So funny xD