ace ventura-rhino birth

[BeamYosho]

The fuck does 9gag have to do with an Ace Ventura movie that came out in 19-fucking-95?

Do you REALLY need to name-drop THAT badly?

[GamleErik100]

:55 has me in tears every time. The guttural groans and the daddy getting sick to his stomach, lmao.

[Zeth154]

0:47 love it

[iced4life3]

Evolution of Man?

[holthyde123]

O.O

[RJPprods]

@faizslipknot92 whats a 9gagger?

[TheDiddieMan]

hahahahaha

[siegeh25]

this video is now in control of /b/, anyone not complying will result in 9gag being raided again

[RobertoHomerDelgado]

IT'S OVER 9000 GAGGERS!! >=D

9GAG FTW! XD

[reregamer69]

how did he evean get in there!!!!!!!

[TheIWSP]

@reregamer69 it was a model/ suit

[Zahkrii]

@reregamer69 It's a robo-rhino he was using for espionage, but it got too hot inside so he stripped down. It was still way too hot, so he decided to bail. He broke the handle on accident and couldn't get out, so he bailed through the robo-anus.

[francy2978]

Funnnnnnnnnny

[Cheetree1]

i remember watching this as a kid.... talk about scary

[crazyriders83]

"Mommy!"

[Heromedic18]

This video is why I love America...

[Misteryman94]

I love Jim Carrey

[yankolvich]

the part were jim carrey comes out of the ass is my pic for my birth on the facebook timeline.

[madeleinelabitan]

that moment when you check a YouTube video and see that the comment section is being dominated by fellow Derps and Derpinas -- priceless! 9gag army, unite...xD

[nathangek]

Press 9... then gag.

[nathangek]

THE AMOUNT OF 9 GAGGERS IS OVER 9000!!!!!

[madeleinelabitan]

9gaaaaaaag FTW

[GlitchxCity]

Aww it's a Jim Carrey :3

[welcomemylord]

I thought it was fake until Jim Carrey came out. That's when things get serious.

[aleksandarfriscic]

I KNEW IT IS GOING TO BE JIM CARREY!! I KNEW IT!!

and by the way...9gag xDD

[Kiru0Ingerash]

EW XD I THOUGHT HE IS GONNA EAT THE RHINO'S ASS! 9gag :P

[faizslipknot92]

Brace yourselves , 9gaggers are coming.

[Saranghaeifly]

I love these. I see them as dinosaurs.

[ElMirc]

Seeing Bear Grylls after this video finished was enough to crack me up! HAHAHAA

[theodoremk]

9gaaaaaaaaag

[vesedy123]

best troll ever !

[martintusevskitv2]

ALL THE 9 GAGERS....

[fapperstillgonnafap]

9gag here

[D3RK3]

@fapperstillgonnafap

Get out of here.

[TehUriel]

HOW DID I GET HERE?

[MissRx420]

so funny.

[mrstork94]

so thats where babies come from

[adacosta38]

This has got to be one of the most amazing moments in movie history!

[RedGallardo]

Everybody! =D

Rhiii-no! Everybody knows, he's got one tail, 4 feet, 12 toes!

Mister...

Rhiii-no! Look what grows~ Two big horns on a tip of your nose ^__^

[steelydrwu]

I can't remember the last time I had to smush through a Rhinos Asshole, I just can't remember.

[ALC96]

wat

[hockeydude634]

lol im whaching this movie right now

[acidulatedCookie]

i am a rhino and i find this offensive

[Dragonk116]

...........and thats where babies come from! :P

[meganloveslisa]

love this scene lmao x

[gtabigfan34]

WHO  FUCKED THIS FUCKING RHINO!BAD PERSON!

[shiptech2k9]

@ToastyTarget00 he was naked because the fan broke so it got hot (while he was spying) so he started takiing off his clothes until he was naked

[Swindian101]

if ur in the right mood, you will NOT STOP LAUGHING! lol...

[LazySugarLover]

press 0 & 9 epicness XD

[ToastyTarget00]

why is he naked? lol

[LPSwimmer2011]

@ToastyTarget00 Ya gotta watch the movie, dude! It's AWESOME!

[jozeaphe]

@ToastyTarget00 watch the movie and you will know.

[smadge1]

The door broke, which is why he had to come out the butt...

[xXMezzaxyXx]

i can see its a door on the side of the thino

[torturelabs]

@xXMezzaxyXx

I see someone is not from the 90's... people these days over-analyze everything.

[Maremann]

@xXMezzaxyXx Well, no shit .. It's a mechanical rhino. The door broke - he had to get out of the ass.

[vxer1000]

I remember the first time I saw this scene. It took me 5 minutes just to stop laughing out loud.

[17gijoe]

this will ALWAYS be a classic scene and movie

[yungratchet205]

LMAO The roar @00:56!

[Claycracka]

press 9... that's the sound i'll think of from now on when someone is giving birth...

[ieatpaint1029]

lol 0:37

[ComicManultimate]

may be the most funniest thing ive ever seen

[MrRyans35]

Press 5, then 7, then 9 XD

[HomeChemistJohn]

PRESS 7 !!!

[TheXenomorph22]

SMOKER

[Rhidstheimpaler]

The first time I saw this, I laughed and cried so much I became dehydrated

[lukeiamyourfaja]

lmfao

[afronight]

Is it just me or is video even better out of context?

[ifeAMV]

how can someone dislike this video :S ?

[roxrzboxrz]

"Mmmommy...!"

[GenzorX]

I used to watch all of Jim Carrey's movies, but then I was shot in the knee with an arrow.

[Ketchupdtoytle]

@GenzorX You mean ... you took an arrow to the knee?

... if you're going to be as unoriginal as everyone else doing that ALL OVER THE INTERNET, then you can at the very least do it /right/.

[GenzorX]

@Ketchupdtoytle

im sorry...corrected by a nerd

[Ketchupdtoytle]

@GenzorX I take that as a compliment.

[GenzorX]

@Ketchupdtoytle

it was ....Neerrrrddddd!!!!

[MKaelthas]

@GenzorX he may not even be a nerd.. he might be just someone who has seen that quote all over the internet and is bored of it... if he is a nerd for knowing the quote then so are you.

[BOBtheGREATEREST]

@Ketchupdtoytle You ALL said it wrong.

It's "took an arrow IN the knee" It's not "to the knee"

[TheTastyPineapple]

@GenzorX you said it wrong you fucking hipster moron, go back to reddit

[shitbomber]

PRESS 9 TO HEAR ZERG

[ehwhoisdrwho]

manual gear stick in the sweaty palm

[iced4life3]

So is this evolution of man?

[jaziebart]

repeatedly press 4 then 5 then 6 then 7 then 9.

[PsychoSharkBait]

0:24 made me start crying. Wow this is hilarious.

[familyguy7462]

0:54 "ARRGHGHGHARGHAHHAGH" hahahahah fuckn best part

[BandakaKush]

The rhino tail looks like a snake head.

[dimariodread9]

lmfao omg this is the best scene in the movie

[gnistregn]

"kinda hot in these rhinos..."

[kellynkarr]

Apparently she's not a virgin.........

[69montijo69]

@kellynkarr no shit

[rmr355]

A V 2 is better than the original. Rare.

[GRAVEMIND344]

i laughed so hard XD

[IMGsims]

83 rhinos were offeneded.

[madigola555]

@IMGsims 90 now.. their population keeps increasing 0_0

[skiiiiidor]

This shoulda been uploaded by JimCarreyVEVO

[snifa0]

best scene in the movie!

[BigChevyification]

this shit is to funny...Ace Ventura is a classic

[Metchization]

It looks like 500lbs. Of crap and ur mom made love and out came your monkey ass

[sticklemiss]

82 people got stuck in the rhino

[MsSlagar]

Rhino - Vagineer Mother

[votran333]

He's so cold and vulnerable when he lands on the ground.

[rexiona]

0:23 AHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[DjSauc3]

Kinda hot in these rhinos

[danceswithllamas21]

kinda hot in these rhinooos

[watchcloak]

Cool mom!!!

[lonelySTARSHINE]

seriously, I would've been terrified if I saw this live xD

[OfficialRilo]

Damn Rhino's Ass you scary !

[promethius2025]

That rhino is an interspecies whore!

[OchioChan1325]

Omg xD lmfao wtf happend to my nyan cat

[commandomann]

that noise it makes when he pulls his arm back in, priceless!

[RedheadMetalC]

0:46 best

[Elvisgratton90]

The mother Rhino is giving birth!

NOPE, it's Chuck Testa

[lukeshehee]

Imagine trying to explain that to ur kids



[House3272]

Press in sequence, 4,9,8. Hehehehehehehhee.

[hapselol]

@House3272 i dont wanna know how you discovered this

[BigOldMrKnish]

one word: MILF!

[mooseandelk1]

press 9 xD sounds like a mutant monster or something xD

[PR0GRAMMING]

Hit: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,

All classic!

[iloveoreos15]

I remember watching this with my grandma.....

[Poomba1989b]

the little finger popping out at first always does it for me and the rest is enforcing it :p

[EpicoZity]

i like wieners

[SamSparkus]

It just kills me the noises he makes when he is just about out. Omfg...

[stefan96268]

Thats Jim Carrey best comedian ever :D :)

[horrorbaraz]

79 ppl were unloved by their rhino mothers

[SgtM37slayer]

There is a reason this movie is a classic, Scenes like this!! We will always love your crazy ass Jim!

[WorstCommenter2008]

@SgtM37slayer True that, i always look at Jim's movies just for the epic amount of laughter.

[iblizztsk95]

this is definately my favorite scene

[vicavictory]

press 0 for parasidic WORM :D

[proacclaim]

press 9 for awesome beast!

[JoostyBoy]

@proacclaim THAT SOUND is briliant! :D

[K3N7CR1P3]

and no one pressed 7?

[JimmyFallonRox898]

ACE VENTURA FOREVER!!

[Khalirei]

Dude, pressing 3 through 9 you can make your own youtube poop video remix. MMmff! Ngggaheehg! Mommy! EEEHHH!

[MrRawesomeSauce]

Press 5 for the mating call of a weasel.

[homemadecomics]

if this doesnt prove evolution nothing does

[CaptainRumi]

Dad! Is that a real rhino giving birth? Nope, it's just Chuck Testa!

[TerranIsImba]

that's so gross XD!!!!

[BonkACola]

Press 3 for TF2 Pyro

[bloodhoun138]

I LOVE how dramatic Kim Carrey is!

[Claireeee64]

LOL keep number 5 pressed down :L

[hplar1]

The walrus sound he makes at 55 seconds is awesome!!!!! Still crying!!!!!

[ShortFingeredShreder]

0:34 Steve-O

[viktor9644]

PRESS 9 FOR LMAO :)

[Windthewolf6]

i allway think thats disturbing

[drifttech234]

well don get so "horny"

[DOSsector]

8 8 8 8 8

Yammy Yammy Yammy Yammy Yammy

[campodosalemaes]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHAH FUCK YEAH

[jasonouarda29]

Im awaiting for itunes to release HD edition of this movie.. so I can watch this in style in my 60 inch !!

[AlexisGolnas]

EPIC Jim

[vlover1500]

he just wanted to "ass" you a question

[Tyem310]

Rhino's take shits tht look like Jim Carrey.

[Lotum4n]

And that lady's and gentlemen is how Chuck Norris was born.

[Samurainfinity]

OMFG XD

[Sanders1521]

the dad's like maybe i shouldnt drink in the jungle

[markhorneyuk]

Keep pressing 9 for the most horrifying bit.

[stupidguyx]

The roar at the end is GREAT. I'm in tears.

[Dragonlover132]

oh yeah, that will scar the kids for life

[FacePaintedClown]

Good thing he wasn't black or they'd think the rhino just took a big ol' shit

[eghtime]

thats some rhino

[SasanyChan]

briliant

[Sammyen94]

Press 9 for epic roar

[km11zeta]

press 0..wait for 5 seconds then press 9 LOL

[MrFlanders4]

is that what usher did with justin bieber?

[Mate01987]

LOOOOL

[ismokeot420420]

is he gonna be on the office or what

[iloveoreos15]

This has to be the greatest scene in movie history. Stfu. End of story.

[allyisawesome5599]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!! I love this scene :D

[marquardtle]

What the FUCK

[DsturbedFan728]

best fuckin scene ever lmfao

[cuvarGROMOVA]

for me this the funniest movie scene ever, when I first saw this I almost got an heart attack because I was laughing for about 15 minutes without stopping :D

[TrueNomadSkies]

@cuvarGROMOVA Yeah, whoever came up with this was a genius.

[megajebus]

Even after watching this over 9001 times... its stil funny!!! :D

[PICKLE8509]

classic film

[tushimibretty]

hahahha

[drinny26]

ahh a classic. this film was hilarious.

[noijze]

Die van dumper is toch beter hoor lekker kuttje ^^!

[Appelouz]

DUMPERT

[ignuu]

wtf?

[ZNA123]

omg gross