Two Pints Comic Relief Special - DK Rap

[xcuerdenx]

Okay... all I was was DK rap.. as in Donkey Kong rap #disappointed

[TheLyrics4You1]

"That was shite" LMAO

[xRaDiaLPs3]

what one is this ? the epsiode on series?

[Sithlord9372]

He's the leader of the bunch,

You know him well,

He's finally back,

To kick some tail!

His Coconut Gun,

Can fire in spurts,

If he shoots ya,

It's gonna hurt!

[iNorthEastBeast]

@Sithlord9372 was that tryin to be a rap? if it was eat shit and die. if your mentaly, physically and orally retarded, that was good :)

[TheMrhyper123]

wow probably again someone owns dk after a rap

[MissSuky93]

I LOVE DK hahah

[TheBonJovi100]

That was NOT shite :O lol

[FreemansMindFan101]

who was the one who said that was shite

[robloxroblox]

jk :D

[robloxroblox]

that was shite

[2000christiano]

lol

[StarcloudOfHeartclan]

"That was shite" ROTFLOL

[TheSeddd]

Haha, BALAMORY!!! CHECK IT

[wwefinisherguy2010]

bad ass

[lilcooky2007]

Funny As Fuck!!!

[wwefinisherguy2010]

@lilcooky2007  bad ass cock liker

[wwefinisherguy2010]

@lilcooky2007 bad ass cock liker

[wwefinisherguy2010]

@lilcooky2007 bad ass cock liker

[wwefinisherguy2010]

funny as fuck

[WaterBottle1998]

OMG!! two of my fav programs together!!!! But i stopped watching 2 pints when jonny died (RIP :( ) BUT I LOVE DK!!

[jmaxx2009]

i watch the hole series of two point and dk played someone on there lol also it the makers of ftwo point but coming of age is better

[marcyboy09]

thats so funny i love it

[PoodleFringe11]

Wikii wikki waa waa Brraaa, OH!

Listern up Bitches, Ive travelled so far,

DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra

Im smooth, Im sexy, Im uncommonly cute

So hows about playing a love tune on my flute.

I've got a range of techniues at my disposal, So why not accept my indecent proposal.

Cause this is comic relief fun night can be even more fun, If you let me stick me willy up your bum,

BALAMORY!

[bradster908]

that was at legend killer whatever number it is

[missluckybabe1]

i love that its funny lol

[legendkiller523]

i got a rap yeah , wiky wiky waaaa braappp , flash ur gash or i will put u in the trash , gimme ur balls or i will throw u against the walls , ur mum is called shawny she gets all horny while watching her porny BALAMORY !!  LOL i made it up watching coming of age :D

[Bertee510]

@legendkiller523 nice 1 :)

[bradster908]

oh that was bad, you think you got bars

but by no doubt you get by parked cars

dk's a legend and you put him to shame

your probably to dumb to even spell ya name

it dnt really matter if your a girl or a bloke

but either way you couldnt hit the right note

this may be harsh but i wanted a battle

even if your face looks like the arse of a cattle

TWEENIES ;)

dont comment saying im a div lol

[westmonchick]

i like it actually lmao xx

[Rockbitchmusic3]

@bradster908 Lol that's classic

[rockchikk11]

@bradster908 hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha tht was class!! (trying to think of another lil kids programme)

TELETUBBIES!

[bradster908]

@bradster908 wheyy, people like me :)

[4nus]

@bradster908 your a div

[bradster908]

@4nus yea and you aint? what kind of person puts their name as 4nus... unless they dig it.?

[jammiedman212]

@bradster908 um your a biv then XD

[sharzy77x]

@bradster908 lol tweenies, legend dude

[Wonderboy1492]

@bradster908 your a div..

[JJ16418]

@bradster908 awesome dude like it :D

[iNorthEastBeast]

@bradster908 your a div lol

[ImustBeIMUHAMMADx]

@bradster908 coolest rap ever TWEENIES :G

[dxajstyles]

tht is shity

[Zagotronikz]

hes the next eminem........or is that postman pat?

[mroptimustron1]

i love this fukin vid!

BALAMORY

[JayfuzOMarley]

that was not shite

[XNickdaninjaX]

@StreetMinjas Sure you have! Show me the proof Biatch

[TheStreetNinjas]

that pub is 1 min away from my house , ive met Dk and all the people from 2 pints , ive even been on 2 pints before!

[westmonchick]

and? lmao

[fisherz10]

funni

alwaiiz watch cumin of age craks me up all tha tym LOL

:)

[TomRoughProductions]

Listen up bitches, Ive travelled so far

Dks in town and he wants to take of your bra

Im smooth Im sexy, Im uncommonly cute

so how about play a love tune on my flute/

Ive got a range of techniques at my dissposale

So why dont you accept my indecent proposal

Cause this comic relief fun night can even be more fun

If you let me stick my willie up your bum

BALLAMORY

[Shaawtiie]

wiki wii rara brap LMFAO

[SUMNXTCRAP]

Heey Facbook People (Fans Of DK), Become a Fan Of My Fan Page >>

Yo Yo Ladys, Mr. K's In Tha Houusseeee......... Balamory :P x

[belkin759w234eer]

oh listen up bitches av traveled so far DKs in town n he wants 2 take of ur bra am smooth n sexy am comenly cute so how bout playin a love tune in ma floot av got a ring to techneeks of ma disposele so y not accept indecente proposlecause its comonley fun it could be more fun if u let me stick ma wink up ur bum  BALAMORY.

[belkin759w234eer]

a have this as ma ringtone n it went of in school the day the teacher asked is 2 put the full hing on lol

[iwaswithyourmum]

said it to my friend he loved it

[09quinndogg09]

The guy who plays DK is Joe Pasquales son lmao

[MandaBabyMeckk]

D.K --- Wat A Legend,, Alovee This Kidd :L xxxx

[ZIGODON786]

lool brapp watt a donnnn lmfaoo

[Shitcuntz]

haha. if there was some1 in reality who did this.. the world would be a better place haha

[SonOfGrime]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I rapped it to my friends and they thought it was fucking hilarious!

[CrazyLunesInTipton]

heis fucking

halarios

[abcBeckYStarZZz]

I Love this boy, hillarous and good at rapping :) x

[samthebest1000]

lol

[FreeK867]

listen up bitches ive travelled so far,

DKs in town and he wants to take off your bra,

im smooth, im sexy im uncommonly cute

so hows about playing a love tune on my flute?

ive got a range of techniques at my disposal

so qhy not accept my indecent proposal?

cause its comicly fun, it could be even mroe fun

if you let me stick my willy up your bum

BALAMORY!!

[DalloDiCanio]

@FreeK867 you got most of it right :)

[Jspeakman1992]

@FreeK867 Thankz, because we all aint just listened to it, you had to just re type it up, why..

[FreeK867]

@Jspeakman1992 why not?

[MissBabyJayOX]

:L DK (LLL)

[xDaalleeeeX]

ohhhh man quality hahaha

[leelusarahshireenmar]

lol ....... soooo funny ....... love 2 pints nd coming of age DK makes me laugh

[AnimeLoverLovesKyo]

lol i love coming of age hahahah at the end THAT was shite!! lol it was not it was brill!!! ^_^

[andrewoliver96]

Horay for happy face ^_^ ^_^  ^_^

[fresian65]

omg DK coming of age is sooo awesome!!!

[shirfield]

that boy is so good at rapping and what a funny show

[Nannerz2432]

omg this is awesome! I LOVE IT!!

[steve063360]

rusett u dumb fuck obviously you need your ears checking...

i can understand everything he and she says.

[ascorbic123]

Pfft yeahh watch some of lee evans videos then ... he aint boring at all... probably the funniest man on the earth tbh american humor is shit and they think we talk posh.. pfft 50% of brits talk slang... like me 90% americans talk proper

[myarseisround]

can you understand FUCK YOU

its not all of us who talk like that.

[PeachesTourette]

Bet it took them ages to shoot this,i would of pissed myself if i was there. xD

[MagnetAndrew01]

the best rap ever

[Nickmatt07]

Definately

[lfc1gerrard]

"wit is this thing" awesomeb8)

[Heeeyhotstuff]

Hes soooo Adorableee(:

"BALAMORY" ;)

[joemytee]

mint lol !!

[nevermore64]

balamory ! lol

[chay619wrestlemania]

Man thats some funny shit

[2005gillinghamd]

LOL

[XxSketchThisxX]

funny when she says 'that what shite'

[KiddOoBabii]

Funni

[killer091247]

dk is so funny

[mm23031]

LMFAO ROLF

[Baybii3Stunna]

Fuckin Great !!! WikiWikiWaaWaa Brraaappp !

I Love Himm,, He's Sweet & Sexy & Comedy Cute ! :P :D xxxx

[JimmyGeek3]

Balamory

pmsl

[iTzChuRchY]

that was shite

[emodragon10]

lmfao full on ownage

[pranksters2009]

if u like him and his raps type in coming of age

[pranksters2009]

why did they keep saying balamory al the way through the show

[pillowit]

wiki wiki wa wa brrrrrapppppp!!!

[DivaGala]

LOL!

[kammyandyousy]

i love the way he says Brrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaap

[00abzz00hugzz00]

WIKIWIKIWAAWAA BRRRP LISTEN UP BITCHES!!!

Love It!!

:D He is cutee :)

x

[MarkLudford]

"That was shite."

[RandomPeter94]

"That was shite"

Lmao.

[00akiramedia00]

BALAMORY!

[warner1995]

comic relief could be more fun if you let me stick my willy up your bum funny sick guy rap

[actionmanmilla]

wiki wiki wa wa brap

[iggeyman123]

that was shit lol

[CrashFan1994]

DK's raps are fucking badass

[DarkenedDreamerGirl]

Hahaha awesome ^.^ I'm addicted to this rap :P

[pcdsianna1]

haha thats funny and hes cute

[iggeyman123]

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY

[YungahT123456890]

hahaha ! willy up your bum =D

[ftTHUY]

yoooou spaz ;) x

[ftTHUY]

'if you let me stick my wily up your bum. balamory' best bit of the rap! hahahaha, XD

[binweevilschrisr]

lol

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY

[poopa911]

its smooth not small

[xx4cheyenne4xx]

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY!

[MeAndHammond4eva]

love dk XD

[jonie1994]

if u let me stick my willy up youre bum balamori rofl

[RobertElsdon2009]

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY! ***THAT WAS SHITEE* lol -- CLASSICCC THAT TWO PINTS EPISODE!

[RobertElsdon2009]

hes fukin quality.

[radnewcombe]

BALAMORY! that was shite

[en3king]

Lmao That was shite

[mrguitargodmania]

FUCKING HILARIOUS

[JakeMorrisBoi]

BALAMORY :L

[radnewcombe]

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY!

[en3king]

ty for the lyric's i couldn't understand all of the word's thx alot =]

[cartmanya]

BALAMORY =]

[jayliam21]

Wicked

[binweevilschrisr]

lol

[berownesgirl]

Wikiwikiwawa brrup listen up bitches ive travelled so far, DK's in town and he wants to take off your bra, im small im sexy im commonly cute so how about playing a love tune on my flute, ive got a range of techniques at my disposal so why not accept my indecent proposal, so if comic relief fun nught could be even more fun, if you let me stick my willy up your bum BALAMORY!

[123dora321]

i fukn luv DK hahahaha :P

[westyovwhe]

LoL

[scottyk800]

funniest rap ive ever heard!!!! XDXDXD

[JFenox]

This was great. :D

[TheEvilLepracauns]

roflmawaffle XDXD

[georgeallwood123]

this is funny as fuk lol 5 stars and subscribe... just a question is this 2 pints of larger and a packet of crisps?

[TheFattestOfAllLahms]

go english comedy better than american! by the way i'm english!!! :)

[wesley605]

looool thts jokes

[GRANTCEE13]

this is class i need to learn it

[s07d]

iv learnet it the words are

wiwiwiwawa oh listen uo b iv travlled so far dks in town and he wants to take of you bra

beacuse your sexy and im calling you q so how about playing a love toon on my floot

iv got a ring of tuexneces on my disposel so why dont accsept my decent pruposel

beacuse its going to be fun if you let me stick my up your bum balamory

[fatmike1993]

wrong

[DecJW]

Well give him a break, he obviously isn't english!

[s07d]

Well give him a break, he obviously isn't english!

did you say this to me i dontno but i only missed out the swearing in the rap

[s07d]

yes just and bitch willy and the swearing