GOLDEN GLOBES 2011

[LRBTXMom]

Love your pre-noon rasp, Toby! Very sexy!

[dvscomer]

SHAMROCK SUNDAY!!!

[cuckoo61]

Al-toe vole-tah-hey no an-tray :D

[fidellefidelle]

Toby thinking to himself while talking: "Oh Toby, u so funny."

[glitter123451990]

dude deaf people must be so confused at these videos because the closed captioning is so incredibly off. this erroneous closed captioning is making me rofl

[rebeccaplusone]

light blue t-shirt, please. maybe purple. small..women. that's my size, not a request.

[FREDLOVER9710]

oh my toby... ive always thought you were cute, but now?

you sir are gorgeous.

[MsJolly96]

0:56 So adorable <3(:

[anetanettt]

press 7

[1dbrock1]

toby is the funniest guy in the world

[MrBowwow24]

Toby is awesome. just that simple.

[coolchidori]

Toby says Youtube thing Captions say : you to think

who to believe? ;OO

[fexliam2]

i was just rofling at the captions

[Epic360Gamer]

for the intro of darkness then redness then whiteness the cc captioning said intro of targets the greatest white kids! llooll stupid captioning >.>

[Epic360Gamer]

i am not deaf but i turn on the cc captioning for fun cause they're always wrong and it is hilarious for the vids that toby raps in xDD

[ZGrimS]

wait.. why is there a dislike button in tobuscus videos? Youtube fix this!

[Debra237]

Not to be mean, but you kinda suck at rapin'! LOL Sory. WOW! I'm all crazy now! I just drank 3 bottles of Mountain Dew.

[bollabling]

any asshole hating on toby, is hating on the goodness of humanity!

But serious, don't hate on toby, because steven will mess you up!

[demonex360]

0:01 Audience what what's quasi jordan accident .... WTF ?? (CC)

[weirdguy5522]

Ahhh..... i gotta do laundry.... Laundry Sunday. Ahh...

[InfiniteTestings]

TOBUSCUS!

[Brain9090]

i highly dought toby has haters lilkriz11

[navabeasy]

click on cc and go to 4:00

[thekillers005]

haha funny he was spoiling the deadspace trailer

[Bullockki]

How can you be SO FUNNY!! I LOVE YOU!!

[massbrucelee4]

hey im just talkin to the audience...booop!

lol

[lilkriz11]

dose toby even have haters?

[NaaraUzumaki]

Flo Rida was most definitely there first

[BoringOldBastard]

Wheeeee

[unionboy4505]

@RandomAwe DERP >.<

[eternalshogunx]

Dear God why can I not stop watching? ROFLMAO, Toby, you are a freaking comic genius dude!

[qrczaqqq]

ecosunday ;D

[flipsalot100]

HOW ARE THESE DUDES IN FRONT OF MY COMMENT!!!??? MINE HAS LIKE 58!!! D:

[flipsalot100]

@DontKlickMyNameMr so i need a life, really? i posted this 6 days ago, you read EVERY COMMENT POSTED BETWEEN THEN AND TODAY WHICH IS LIKE 150, FOUND MINE, AND SAID THIS TO ME!!!

YOU are the one who needs a LIFE!

and what you wrote to, is what will happen to YOU! HATER!

[gferg137]

you are a faggit

[SeenYouBotting]

... just wanted to say that I love your Flo Rida impression. I lol'd.

[aRandomMole]

Shoot dawg, lotta haters goin on in the comments.

[firerider117]

My video of 2012, 15 seconds of pure randomness Enjoy!

How we die 2012 and should be the first one you see

[grant11102]

kl

[blindkaiser1]

Toby, you are a Da Vinci of your own time. Don't change a thing!!!

[AndreyAngulo]

how on earth are you doing some yellowness too???

[TheComanderShepard]

man toby your so add..we like that

[sherrycaldwell]

wow..you're not entertaining at all

[xXaltowolfXxmp3]

can i hava shirt?? OwO

[Alisonuk3]

I love you :)

[SixStringedInsanity]

The closed captioning at 0:58 says: " Intro of targets the greatest white kids." Subliminal racism is not cool YouTube and Google Speech. Not cool.

[glitter123451990]

@SixStringedInsanity lol!!! mine said "intro of delegates the greatness that black pants"

[bond626007]

@SixStringedInsanity I got "intro of the delegates the greatness that black pants"

[oohellamandagail]

Lmfaoooooooooooo omg your dance ! It's so funny !

[adoreabubbles]

haha I love how dramatic your dramatic voice is!

[MrBradlycooper]

u are a cheater loser

[SarahGrace4444]

SHOO DAWG I NEED ONE OF DEM TEESHIRTS FO SLEEPIN!

[RIKAY747]

Toby should win award!!!

[RIKAY747]

Toby should win award!!

[Sagerdart]

Booooop

[playingwithfire111]

90 flo ridas disliked this vid

[111685lm]

HEY TOBY TOBY TOBY TOBY

U ARE A MAN SE

[Jefstito]

@hapygilmour "do us a favor"? so im afraid that you think different than me.. that's what you said right? I guess that giving my point of view of how retarded you are makes someone with "dogmatic views about freedom of speech". So since it seems that because you are in college think that you can throw that kind of stuff in the air let me tell you this. Freedom of speech doesn't mean that you'll never get people to tell to shut the hell up ^^ So just take it and suck it u like a man dumbass -.-

[hapygilmour]

@Jefstito . It's funny how i leave a small comment intentionally trying to bait people such as yourself into getting completely wound up, and no matter what assumptions you make about my character you still aren't grasping the fact that I achieved what I wanted, you should try and think about that before replying.Calling me stupid doesn't shy away from the fact that basically you have already lost this argument.

[Jefstito]

@hapygilmour haha really?so you actually like to think that you did it on purpose? I'll pretend that I believed such weak excuse -.- I lost this argument? Well it seems that you didnt notice that my argument was against your comments ^^so you just said that they were a lie you were using to make people react.. that means that you completely blow yourself up and I just prove that your comments are stupid and dumb xD This talk never was about why you post them xD So yeah.. thats how stupid you are

[hapygilmour]

@Jefstito HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR JUST SO STUPID!

[Jefstito]

@hapygilmour am I? xD you just laugh and insult me cuz you just got a major burn xD it's interesting when dumb people don't know what to say.. they just throw something random in the air like you just did ^^ So yeah.. that's just how stupid you are

[hapygilmour]

@Jefstito Think what you want mate I know my motives and unfortunately you do not, no matter what you think or say. I looked at your page, there isn't anything good and I have come up with my reasons why I don't have a decent page whats yours? No really, all this mouthing off like your a big man and there's nothing to back up your claims of intelligence. Wow 10 subs oh my god your so great! TOOL BAG!

[misterStevePikk]

@hapygilmour You're*

[hapygilmour]

@misterStevePikk youtube isn't the most formal place in the world mate

[Jefstito]

@hapygilmour really?? well for barely posting anything I have a decent number of views xD and I have friends in different parts of the world so I post videos on youtube so they can see them :P most views are from them :) I'm the one trying to be a smartass?? you are the one that want it to make people "all wound up" by talking shit xD You've already lost every possible argument xD So yeah.. that just how stupid you are

[hapygilmour]

@hapygilmour I have so much to say to that but i really cant be bothered talking to u anymore, your basically a total loser who doesn't know me and insists he's right about everything hence proving like i said that ur arrogant. i am gonna be the bigger man and say goodbye and i ope i never speak to you again. Go do something better wityh ur time your 30 for god sakes. old man!

[Helpmycat]

@hapygilmour Let me get this straight: You say things, that you don't mean, with the purpose of wounding other people up, and this makes you a winner? I can do that :D I'm gonna get rich and popular :D

Tobuscus sucks!

[hentaikiller]

dude are you high

[TheShadowSplicer]

Beauty pageants? Pshh... pussy (again) :D

[Arsonauts]

Your freestyles remind me of Amir.

[TheLJupdate]

Anti-littering toby inaction figure for free it also raps terribly

[AustomicVlogs]

"Give me them awesome, awesome, awesome t-shirts!!"

(Parody of "Baby back ribs :P)

[bigblueboa]

TOBY!!!!! you forgot to recycle the cup

[Fizzwizz100]

Oh toby, your awesome :)

[hagpa2]

i could never get sick of watching toby talking :D lol. the world doesnt have enough happy people! more tobyturner's please god!!

[schutsy001]

dw toby your green shirt looks awesome =) and i would love to have one hahaha =D

[cormack007]

This is what happens when you sniff cocaine early on a morning 

[darklight002]

this has to be the most retarded conversation ive ever seen on tobys comments the posts for this video should be deleted

[DaGuyWhoSezHi]

This was in the politics section!

[Seiferzed]

cool by nature !

[pimakilledsuki]

I HATE TUCSON AZ THEY KILLED MY DOG SUKI 1/5/2011

[gr33ny2crump3t]

herro youtube

[MerlinGirl20]

Crap! I missed: Fade to a hot chick on a bench, look left.

[MerlinGirl20]

--Looking down things are rotating. Light cycle speeds past going to a building. Tiny hand-held stargate rack focus. Elevating bad guys, wide shot bad guys. Step on a light floor throw deflect it! Blonde chick bounces, creepy guitar, light car peels out, frisbee jetpack, zoom... Walking, walking, walking, walking cut. JEFF BRIDGES!!! Chunks of light come outta nowhere, spin randomly then they spell TRON: Legacy... Eee eee eee...

[SuperELITE360]

I swear to god I sneezed so... Thank you

[Thndrcougrfalcnbrd]

It should be Shamrock Sunday!

[Jefstito]

thats funny.. that kid @hapygilmour insults Toby Turner. you know? the one that has like four channels on youtube that are all incredibly successful? yea the one that's been hired to host conventions and stuff like that xD so since I wonder what was with this guys channel (well I thought it was a girl since the username its pretty homosexual)and Im amused that I have more views in my videos than him -.- So yeah..your concord battle now has 22 views..thank me I'm making your stupid face famous ^^

[hapygilmour]

@Jefstito I only upload to youtube for worpress links for University, so the video's are for a small journal project. I aint bothered about views or the opportunity we have to upload video's, i like to watch video's on youtube mostly. So if your so afraid of someone having an alternate opinion to your's you should maybe think about leaving youtube to do us a favour. I am not willing to submit to such slander from such an arrogant idiot with completely dogmatic views about freedom of speech

[mlover4evr]

@hapygilmour

Uh...yeah. I admire how you attempt to be adequately sophisticated (-not) in what you say at this point to try and make everyone feel inferior, but really...you say 'slander' and 'dogmatic', but you threw me when you said 'aint'. Haven't you ever heard to keep your opinions to yourself if you have nothing productive to say? You're just doing it to get a rise out of everyone, and it acutally makes me laugh because there are so many of us that enjoy his videos and you're all alone(:

[hapygilmour]

@mlover4evr I didn't try to come across that way and if i did i am sorry to anyone who's offended. To be honest with you man i am trying to get a rise out of you, i think it's funny when someone posts a small comment like " i hate this guy" and people automatically assume to know everything about me in an attempt to argue. I doesn't matter really wether you call me gay or stupid I got a rise out of you so I have already won. Continue if you wish to prove me right further.

[Pierules123]

@Jefstito you know that the amount of views you have on youtube is completely irrelevant. In fact, the more views the more nerdy you are and Judging people based on their youtube videos is pretty pathetic

[Jefstito]

@Pierules123 yeah I know that, I wasn't judging anyone cuz of that -.- I met cool people here that don't even have videos in their channels so I don't even care about that is just that he was talking shit about this guy who's really creative and I told him to shut up cuz it really bothered me then I guess the conversation went in other direction xD I don't judge people so I'm sorry if my comments make u uncomfortable xD I mean it ^^

[AnIntangibleBadge]

YESTERDAY IS HERE.

[carmenimperial]

oky it was beautiful

a trip in fantasy land

i loved it

[ScarfTree]

anyone willing to be my 3025th subscriber?

[RealBergerKing]

Hey @happygilmore doosh stop hating this guys flipping amazing and funny so yeah great video Toby

[emmivampire88]

*sigh*

[luxen917]

Toby, give me a T-shirt and I'll go to public places and categorize myself on my W-2 as a "Troll Slayer"; you are starting to get a large number of trolls :(

[padowan6]

@KidKeith89 Phillip de Franco can suck Toby's balls!  Although, I doubt Toby would enjoy that...

Wait, what?

[ladyvlogs]

omg toby ur so random.

[MC1250]

ASP {it's a snake

[BlazenT]

this guy try too hard to be the next sxephil.

[barbaro267]

aww Toby throwing away trash and saving the planet....Captain Tony!

[GuyWithWrench]

@KidKeith89

Your trying too hard to get attention.

[Ballbag2Furious]

Thumbs up if you think i'm a fag.

[zfanoftoby]

im so excited for the dead space 2 literal

[tokensRcool]

OH MY GOD for the first time ever I actually sneezed during any of your videos! I'm so excited!!! [:

[tofuskin21]

how is it that he walks around talking to himself and saying stupid things and it's still pretty awesome o.0

[Dubzyyx]

Do people laugh at you when your recording you freak !

[coolchris688]

kgb 

[Laurismxo]

Mental asylum .......^___^.

[slash4274]

you could all ways call it sartrues which is a shade of green sunday

[RobotTodd]

*dances*

[sweetvanillaswirl]

Liked it as soon as I heard the epic 'WEEOOH'

[bornacriminal]

lol what you meant was slang cause jargon is prision language lolz

[Emolikezeabra]

toby i love ur videos of epicness haha joke der my life...... can i win a tobuscus t-shirt pleaseals (please said the seals.....) if i win can i get a black one teehee

[BlackOps419]

Bless your face

[therandombutterfly]

not your best toby......

[MyFatcap]

INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN LIGHTNESS!!! I love it when he does that

[LewisJones28]

Lol great vlog!

[IIrowleyII]

PM ME SAYING 'SUB' AND I WILL! :)

[faceless670]

TOBY YOU ARE LAOUD TODAY...people are like *wtf?*

[AnIntangibleBadge]

YESTERDAY IS HERE.

[MrTickely]

I love T-shirts!! Hey! stop typing steven!!!

[ErockWErock]

I think he just did alot of crack

[dbzdudeification]

63 people didn't save the planet

[Smeberw2006]

That redness was kinda yellownessish-like.

[Kerrbear1234567890]

It can't just be me that can imagine Toby robbing a store and then filming a VLog, can it? "Audience!! What are you doing running from the cops, Audience?!?!"

[Adonmasters]

why is this video the top viewed video in news and politics?!?!?!?!

[TallicaHB]

Did you "drop" that cup after the BOOP, or did you actually care about the environment? :p

[1979immortal]

Hey Toby, is this with or without caffiene? lol luv ya

[greenishman7]

Tobuscus t-shirt!

[ThaEther]

you werent going to through it away? :O bad person!

[EyeConicRed]

lol pwned =)

[tannigalea]

All my favourites are Toby's vids :))

[GreatBritishGal]

I feel the need to insert this here: to those who clicked this vid because they're British/English and want to have a snipe at Americans for their apparent lack of humour based on the golden globes, just go. Away that is. Toby is a funny gee. And I'm English and think this, so if you're planning to use that argument...no. Btw, you should try and enjoy an entertainer, not hate.

[kellierenshaw]

Orangness!!! :o

[LightningLamb]

Hurp

[Hypnot47]

i hate this guy because its noticeable hes trying hard to be funny and popular on youtube...

[philxcorexinxurxface]

@Hypnot47 cool story bro

[IAmBlaf]

@Hypnot47 well he IS funny and popular on youtube :)

[Hypnot47]

@IAmBlaf 120k views is popular? no... RWJ is popular...

[IAmBlaf]

@Hypnot47 so 120k views is not popular? first, this is his vlog channel, not the main one. RWJ also had about 400k views on his vlogs. Also, if having multiple partner channels doesn't mean he is popular, then i don't know what does. Sure RWJ has more views and subs, but he is only the peak of the iceberg, and it doesn't mean that only the top ten biggest youtubers are popular... btw toby's main channel is also in the top 100

[LEEZY582]

@hapygilmore we hate you

[hapygilmour]

I hate this guy! 

[a7xrockxyoursocks]

@hapygilmour l2 spell right dude. we all hate you to.

[hapygilmour]

@a7xrockxyoursocks WE'LL BE COMING, WE'LL BE COMING, WE'LL BE COMING DOWN THE ROAD, WHEN YOU HEAR THE NOISE OF THE GAY TOBUSCUS BOY'S WE'LL BE COMING DOWN THE ROAD! Wound up like a clock!

[Rockcem1]

@hapygilmour Kid you got a problem or somethin... if you hate the guy just fkin leave dont watch these vid watch some gey porn or somethin since you so gay..

[hapygilmour]

@Rockcem1 HE'S GAY, HE'S BENT, HIS ARSE IS UP FOR RENT ROCKCEM1!ROCKCEM1!

[newvegas2281]

@hapygilmour not to be mean or anything but why did you come to this toby turner video if you don't like his videos just saying

[IAmBlaf]

@hapygilmour lolwut?

[CPMVtutorials]

@hapygilmour dumbass

[spongedue]

@hapygilmour go to hell, WE HATE U

[MCRdynamite]

@hapygilmour Why do you hate Toby? And why say so in the comments section full of his fans? :S Seriously, that's just asking to be flamed.

[easycure1985]

you laughed at your own joke! not good

[ElliotDunn099]

Gay

[21deathnote]

BLOOP!!

[100crawma]

this is lame-- watch ricky gervais rip hollywood a new one-- in a word brilliant

WHERED THE REDNESS GO? I ONLY SAW ORANGENESS!