How To Skip School When You Sick But Your Not

[Minecraftabler]

what about when you are told to take a pill or something, they want to watch you take it, you take it and your not even ill!

[MinecraftCreatuers]

its work for me

[JPMorganSuckBalls]

That guy wants Mcdonalds -_-

[06sbchamps]

stupid

[erterrell]

wat he keep sayin bout niggaz 

[jjnana100]

did he say go to hell at 0:40?

[dae0987]

its harder to skip skool then go skippin skool is so dumb (now i realize this) ur gone for less then 9 hrs nd u hav to make up 20 papers it sucks i rather go to skool bite who's ever dick i gotta make happy n call it a day

[bbvini13]

For iloveprecious45 put hot water on your face

[Thanialjk77]

omg read the dicreption he is sick!

[xllmsen]

?? wat doea this vid mean?

[Rag3hawk]

eat alot of food then stick a straw a touch the back of your throat, to were you throw up

[PayneProdutions]

the wims

[xXMonstaXx100]

does anyone else think he sounds like the guy from That 70's Show?

[faithheimbabe]

lol no waterboy lol

[MrMrtool462]

this title says "made by forest gump."

[rollin147]

you r auticict bro speak english plz u fuck ing faggot.......terd

[iHackZz055]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOULL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE POSSIBLE HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS TO ATLEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY IT ACTUALLY WORKED

[motley818]

Haha this retard thinks he found a new idea

[mastaroni6]

the newest tricks are put you finger down you mouth do it in some thing so your parents see it do it again when your parents aint lucking

[tatum8910]

u suck thats the oldest trick and ur voice is gay and ingoning

[cheetachugers]

wet a cloth then strain it but keep it a lil wet microwave it a lil then rub it all over your face really fast then lay down and pinch or scratch your face to make it red

[theskye101]

I never get fevers so my mom will think I'm dying XD Can you stay home because your neck hurts?

[FalconPiss]

@theskye101 Yep, I've been home becuase of that ( I wasn't faking it ) . Just walk with your neck a little bent over to the right/left. and try to make your raise your head a little. That's what happened to me when my neck hurted. Have fun at home :D

[theskye101]

@FalconPiss XD Thanks for the tip, My mom thought I slept on it wrong but it still hurts today and I don't think I can sleep the same way twice...

[FalconPiss]

@theskye101 Yeah, thatæs what happened to me too. I slept sideways with my pillow on the floor. My god that hurts in the morning.

[tombroadful]

Dude ur a retard

[davidlee110]

@tombroadful go fuck yourself.

[kittyk759]

@davidlee110 OOO CAN IWATCH HIM FUCK HIMSELF@?!?!

[Anikan1005]

@davidlee110 He is incapable to do that, because he doesn't have a dick.

[nikkicole2424]

@tombroadful dude ur a jeark  stfu

[imllawliet7040]

@tombroadful no but u r

[imllawliet7040]

@tombroadful it ok to be gat fucking pussy

[imllawliet7040]

@tombroadful and just cuz he sounds different does mean hes retarted you stupid fuck

[braeden4723]

well i checked and i dont got dog poo in my ears and i still cant understand you.......

[snowangel246]

@braeden4723 really?? I can understand him perfectly find.

[davidlee110]

@snowangel246 like i say, i told him he have a 1000 pounds of S*** in his ears.

[sammyrox69]

Lol I thought the thumbnail was a pregnancy test xD

[DeputySheriff330]

Speak English please !

[davidlee110]

@DeputySheriff330 Not only your blind you didn't see my comment i posted 4 months ago about BladeOfDeath4 but you have at lease 10000 pounds worth of dog poo in your ears.

[davidlee110]

44 = passed

23 = failed

huh, i see what this is heading.

[davidlee110]

@BladeOfDeath4 because you got 1000 pounds of shit in your ears.

clean it up and you can Understand.

[davidlee110]

Now

41 = passed and 20 = failed

LOL

yes i do talk funny if i got a little cold.

[MistyGirl3000]

Lol @2:01 hes like "Tep it down tep it down tep it down" Lmao

[MistyGirl3000]

Yea Lol he talk funny!

[MIfromNOR]

You're voice is funny.

[toughcookie409]

when my mom put the thernomature in my mouth i heated it by blowing heat through my throat and she said 96.8 and she said "okay you can take a day off then"XD

[jamester1666]

@iloveprecious45 rub your forhead to make it warm :)

[xWVUx5]

@Mrbluehorn123 retard. This kids a fucking idiot

[PabloDaCholo]

what

[mrbluehorn123]

what language are you speaking?!?!?!

[xxXcjXxx1233]



jjjj

[xxXcjXxx1233]

ok

 so thean just shutup because i tried it it work fukers

[kit9999999]

i didn't understand a word you just said

[xxXcjXxx1233]

whatever



[FakeAndHomo]

u sound like you dont even go to school...

[iloveprecious45]

thanks dude

[stillgotmyswag]

Your retarded lol

[pengunzrule9]

lol wake up 15 mins early get a cup of water that is really hot hold water in yur mouth

when they take yur temp the water will make yur fake fever atleast 99 to 104 degrees

[kOofdarknes]

Wtf

[playdahjemi]

It is ok that I stayed home but then I missed the movie we were watching at school

[JessieAshley2010]

ever seen the movie "Final Destination" ?

You sound like Alex or whatever the main characters name is. :3

[iloveprecious45]

well my mom and dad checks my fourhead to make sure im not lying what do i do

[davidlee110]

@iloveprecious45 wow.

[sportystormy]

@iloveprecious45 get a really hot cloth and put it over your head

[MultiJuggernuat]

@iloveprecious45 put unions under your pits before u go to sleep.next morning you'll wake up burning

[halo3pownstar6199999]

@iloveprecious45 Go stand in front a heater. Make sure your fourhead is in front of the heater.

[TheTanoloco]

@iloveprecious45 get a hot ass wet towl put it on ur fourhead but not to wet just perfect

[teanayd]

@iloveprecious45 go to the bathroom but when you turn on the faucet put a rag under it while the water is super hot then sneak into your room. now put the rag on your head call your mom or dad in. wait till they are are coming down the hall or whatever then hide the cloth....dont take the cloth off to soon or you wont be warm.. Pinch your cheeks,nose, and forhead for added effect... dont worry i am a proffesional

[animalexpert100]

@iloveprecious45 You Smack Your Cheeks To Make Them Red And Then Rub Them As Fast As You Can When They Look Away. Works 4 Me.

[XSkrillexShiverX]

@iloveprecious45 go to the bathroom and rub your head really hard.

[MelAndLayna9998]

@iloveprecious45 breath into ur pillow but keep your head faced down on it.

[SLNTClan]

@iloveprecious45 Get a towel and put it under hot water, than rub it on your forhead. be sure to dry it off so they dont get suspecious

[mattisbak11]

@iloveprecious45 put warm water on a wash cloth then do like 50-70 jumping jacks before she checks on you.

[NetraToraken]

@iloveprecious45 take some hot water and splash it on your forehead. worked for me in the past

[mastuhhs1091]

at 2:00 hes like...tip it down tip it down tip it down

[Ipodtouchmaniac100]

Either you were braces or u skip a lot of school

[drag4630]

Nice vid lol

[FilipinoCombatArms]

you were braces or something sounds weird

[Bastercina]

i dont care my mom will let stay home but i need that paper from doctor to show my teacher that i was sick !

[Tuber274]

100.6? That's what I have now, a 100.6 degree fever.

[ovillo123]

thnxs! dude

[MrBlaze908]

well my mom watches me take my tempature sooo what do i do?

[davidlee110]

@MrBlaze908 go to the bathroom to take it.

[MrBlaze908]

@davidlee110 ok lets what happens?

[davidlee110]

25 = passed

9 = failed

[Tuber274]

@davidlee110 make that 26 passed

[davidlee110]

@Tuber274 LMAO

[davidlee110]

@davidlee110

35 = passed

10 = failed

[Tuber274]

or you could take a 20 min hot shower, it took me from a temperature of 99.1 to 100.8!!!!

[daoquynh29]

But some parents check ur body what if ur body not hot haha

[twisterspin24]

@daoquynh29 before you go to bed and when your parents are a sleep get layers of clothes on or layers of blankets, and for your head get a warm/hot towel over your head till the next morning

[ilovehorses2255]

Maybe skipped a little too much school?

[Bluebirdzxx]

you can imagine him being timmy off south park xD

[acidrespawn]

dude thx soooooooooooo much cant stand another day with my match teacher

[MadiLovesAsians]

You sound like you have downs, no offence just saying lol

[StickArenaNow]

Good vid, You sound like vince from commercials a little.

[JumpStyle212]

sounds like norbit :L

[xX1MLG1Xx]

It worked!!

[Msjustinlover2000]

i dont know why but i get get sad whenever i watch someone do this cuz i used to always say that im sick but my mom wouldnt believe me

[ilikemusic95671]

why would u wanan skip school? ok shure its boiring at some parts but would u rather have a good education or be stupide like this guy in the vid.

[MichEier]

I know few 100% ways :)

[Zauten]

your voice is intimidating....... not lol

[BEASTVICEDO]

i ran it over warm water it worked

[cassand14]

u sound like a petifile

[kenseydebney]

hey, i had a thermometer like that, but i melted it.... (:

[luckutyzzz]

thats good but ur mom can still check your head u know.

[dragonridley]

Problem is, at least at my school, the days that I hate to go to are also the ones that it would be more work to skip than it would be to go to.

[dbzisdakrunk]

Ferris Bueler Did it the Best

=P I love that movie.

[ThexKiNGz]

r u retarded

[AwokinRS]

make up other ways,this is good,but what if you have to take it front of them,i mean you cant take the thermomonter and go into ur room and get a temperture go back down and say ur sick,it'd be obvious. so if you have any ideas or if anyone at all reply plz :D

[davidlee110]

@AwokinRS i know but when is hit that temp

go to bed and leave it alone

the temp will stay the same

[JFSassymom]

that will not work u sould not lie

[xSnakeGladex]

lol his voice sounds weird

[darkdream0464]

@xSnakeGladex he's got down syndrome

by the sounds of it

XD

[Ammaculate44]

How to be esl.

[steven21111]

Well When I was little All I had to do was cover up with my covers all the way for about 10 minutes and my fever would litterly shoot up to 103

[Strawberry1139]

OMG DUDE YOU MADE ME GET CAUGHT I HAD TO TAKE MY TEMPERATURE IN FRONT OF MY MOM! and guess who had to present her group project that day!

[davidlee110]

@Strawberry1139 WHO?

[Strawberry1139]

me.. lol.

[davidlee110]

see the top right of my video

i say between 99.5 to 100.5

NOT 104! that was dumb.

[DeadlySniper33]

Omg actually worked dude omg thank u so much I had a test I didn't study for and now I don't have to take it yet!

[tailzrules99]

good thing i don't own a thermometer so i'll just make up and get super hot

[cutiehmn]

HAHA your voice is funny:) not in a bad way

[davidlee110]

@cutiehmn I know, i just got a little cold that time but no fever

[17zwalker]

thats cool ill try it

[F7CK1]

nice lip disfunction

[Pewi32]

or you can get a hot towel and keep it on ur head

then if your mom has the thermometer thing to put under your tongue if she goes to get it hurry and put hot water in your mouth then spit it out then there :3

But make sure not to drink it O.o

if you do ull have diarrhea xD

[XxXFaTaLiTy12XxX]

i do that all the time now

thanks

[xDinoxRinoxEmox]

funny accssent

[emoluvahB3]

thats mean >:[

[Techipedia]

hhahanh nice *

[17zwalker]

u talk funny

[emoluvahB3]

thats mean you meanie>:[

[MyNameIsShanelle]

@17zwalker EXACTLY what i thought!

[anthony10155]

@17zwalker your a dip shit cause u dont just go around makin fun of peoples voices

[BeechSundowner]

Huh? How do I heat my forehead to feel feverish LOL

[TheBakugan60]

rub your hand againest your forehead

[alexsteel01]

use a hot rag and whipe your head with it

[drumz20089]

Lol, funny.