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  • " Hey Peter , welcome to the cool side of the pillow . "

  • MISTA STAR WARS U DA MAN

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  • I love the fact that they had to put the little disclaimer up there, haha. The sue-culture is funny. Not as funny as this clip though. Brilliant stuff!

  • This is very funny! In reality, Tiger Woods sued the Franklin Mint in the late 90's over a medal they minted to honor his first Masters win. The Franklin Mint lost and Woods won.

  • @OrganicAct Nobody who sues Franklin Mint can be all bad, especially if he wins!

  • i got billy! i got billy!

  • Haha he does this so smooth

  • "What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?" - Karl Pilkington

  • I m gonna start printing mines soon :)

  • lmfao who else googled holly sampson after watching this xD

  • Colt 45 works every time..

  • Fawk the plates (Except for the Billy Dee one!) I want that freakin' cleaver, baby. YEAH!

  • Haha. "Beautiful ladies, beautiful plates."

  • Now that's funny!!! Meat cleaver sold sepreately!!!

  • That was SO funny, I can't even stand it. The thing of all skits on Kimmel's show that gets me, is the audience laughter. That makes it even more funny.

  • @N00bHatir hahaha the audience reaction gets me too, some people are like hysterical, but Kimmel is hilarious.

  • Order Now ..LMFAO

  • Billy Dee Williams - still smoooooth as ever. Gotta love him.

  • SOOO GOOD!

  • I thought the Tiger plates were just a joke...until I just saw a story about one of the women on CNN's HLN saying that she wanted her face taken off the plates because it promotes "domestic violence!"

  • Her face was on a golf ball collection of Tiger's girls - not plates. This video IS a joke...the golf balls were actually set up to be marketed and sold to the public.

  • I just added this to my website which has a special webpage devoted to Tiger Woods. You can find a link to it on the comments on my channel.

  • Now that's funny.

  • Tiger Still Number One...

    Reggae Song About Tiger...

    "keep swing that driver"

    irie!

  • Be Sure to search YouTube for "Tiger Woods Addicted To Your Butt" for a very funny song about Tiger!

  • hahaha WIN

  • you still got it lando!

  • This deal just keeps getting worse and worse all the time. XD

  • nice misquote

  • Oooooooooooooh no, a thumbs down, now my feelings are hurt. What ever shall I do without the YouTube user's approval? XD

  • Bravo!

  • get off your high horse motormouth, he never should have gotten married if he wanted to F around!Im tired of these "holier than thou" cheaters...they all get what they deserve...Im sure the millions he is losing in endorsements are not gonna hurt him at all...

  • thats pretty good!

  • T-G-E-R is still number on...

    one luv reggae style...

    kool Jimmy!

  • Lando Calrissian doing infomercials on Kimmell LOL! fucking economy

  • Tiger is a clown and a hypocrite and deserves all the bad press he is currently getting. Go Go Billy D

  • Jimmy, Watch Tiger Woods' Sharing his pick up lines on my channel, thanks.

  • Too, too funny! We LOVE Billy D!

  • Billy D is the man!

  • I know it's a sad thing for Tiger, the women, and his family, but I do have to admit that this is funny.

  • It is sad that we find delight at someone else's downfall and call it entertainment. It seems he offered to young athletes hope that anything is possible when you enjoy and practice what you love. I am not condoning what he did but it is not for me to judge him. It is tragic that we find this amusing, especially when kids are involved. I guess there's just alot of perfect people out there, I personally haven't meet any. Sad for Tiger and his family, sad for Billie D, sad for us.

  • @motormouth9955

    "anything is possible when you enjoy and practice what you love"

    Do I really need to say more? That line sums it up just fine!

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  • lol!!!

  • Global warming is to blame for Tiger's downfall!!!

  • Cheney did this to Tiger, his fault.

  • MERYY CHRISTMAS!

    Watch

    TIGER WOODS A MISTRESS CAROL remake

    funny!

  • I laughed and laughed...until I stopped and realized that actual people are involved in the worst embarrassment of their lives...

  • This is too funny!Hey, this is anatural for e-bay! LOL!

  • It's Bush's fault!

  • Now .thats funny! Lol

  • This is awesome!

  • That was humorous.

  • I hope he had 12, so I can have a complete set.

  • happy holidays 2 Tiger & his family...

    also all of yuuz & ur families...

    bless!

  • clever!

  • i called that number but they didn't know what i was talking about!!!!!

    dang. i want some.

  • Awesome,cool!!!!!

  • that is hilarious

  • LMAO oh my God that is funny!!

  • I want 5 sets

  • Tiger is a rollin stone where ever he lay his hat is his home...

    The brother need to bag some "nappy headed hoes"

  • LOL ^_^

  • Now you know why the call him TIGER !!!!

  • For real? Why?

  • @MegaDarkrainbow If Tiger were really retiring, do you think the first place you'd hear it from would be a Jimmy Kimmel video user comment? Come on.

  • @rhycar1 Tiger has changed his name to Cheetah Woods.

  • LMAO!!

  • ha ha ha ha!!!!

  • Billy Dee Williams. The man who should have been the first black president.

    (Just kidding, Barack!)

  • Terrible picture of Jamie!

    All of a sudden I have an urge to have some pancakes.

  • Pancakes FTMFW!

  • No thank you...

  • I thought someone told me that Tiger has officially changed his name to Cheetah...anyone confirm that?

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  • drumhead954--good one!!!!

  • What does Tiger Woods and a seal have in common?They were both clubed by a Norwegian!

  • do you accept credit cards?

  • Tiger Woods makes millions of dollars, can bench press over 300 lbs, has won a whole bunch of golf tournaments, shoot he even won one with his leg half broken off. For all that, I feel Tiger deserves to have all the TRIM he wants. Way to go Tiger. URRRRRRRR GREAAAAAAAT

  • Actually he can bench press 2500 lbs. Tiger Woods is the new Chuck Norris. It's Tiger and Chuck's world- we just live in it!

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  • @esan063 guess so but all that and that skinny little white girl beat his ass!!

  • I loved it !!! Tiger deserves it...............

  • I would totally buy this set! brilliant lol

  • Woods will never live this escapade down. His endorsements will flounder, for awhile anyway.

  • Actually Tiger is probably a liberal (or "leftie" as you would say). Idiot. Why do people have to always bring politics into things. This is funny, leave it at that.

  • "Pancake waitress"- what a burn!

  • Hilarious!

  • Oh, that is beautiful baby....lol

  • Wrong, Sarge Rock. Clinton is left handed, but Letterman is a rightie. But seriously, let's face it -- neither of those guys is in Tiger's league for quantity or looks. Tiger has, once again, raised the bar for all of us.

  • Yeah, because Bill Clinton didn't catch ANY flack over Monica Lewinsky... *rolls eyes*

  • Billy Dee Williams on the tiger woods women on the collection plates was so funny that it is the best of the best of all Tiger Woods skits.

  • Ha Ha Ha

  • WORST THING ,,, they would sell....

  • He gave 23 million to Obama too....frickin rich ass

  • sure! 21 Million. just like all of you righties ...pull it out of your butt. "Where did you find that?" " I pulled it out of my butt. Why?'

  • i think this is a great satire, to me its funny and pokes more fun at how they make 'commemorative' plates over any event.

  • i hope your kidding. because what you just said and the way you said it makes you sound like a jack ass

  • Stormtroopers should've randomly ambushed Billy while he whips out his blaster and takes them all out, while running to the Falcon.

    Would've made this skit 100% better.

  • so full of win :D

  • Tiger Woods paid for my grandma's hair transplant he is an ok guy!

  • Why don't you stick to the topic? Holy smokes. it's funny!

  • answer to your questions:  relativity.

  • Jimmy Kimmel is a douchebag.

  • this is really funny

  • Search THE OBAMA DECEPTION on youtube. Resist the new world order. Wake up and realize the illuminati has you in their control. infowars . com

  • Good old Billy D.

    He's funny as hell in Titan Maximum.

  • haha u womanizer

  • Very funny. thanks

  • Fisk, good grief! Are you kidding? Man child molestation has been proven, without a shadow of a doubt to not ever be done by homosexuals. It is NOT the same thing to fuck boys as to fuck men! Get a clue! It is also proven, without a doubt that gay men NEVER molest children, because their needs are already met. There were a very LARGE percent of priests who were molesting children. That is why so many cases were reported, then covered up by the Vatican. Research before you type!

  • @aragos32727 not ever done by homosexuals? you must be an idiot if you believe that

  • I'm afraid your wrong--the vast majority of cases were homosexual in nature. Thats the fact jack.

    What this has to do with this video is the real question.

  • Very funny and very sad at the same time... always amused at how the left brings up the alter boy scandal whenever they can't respond. Priests that did this were a very small minority of% the vast number that have done good in their lives...and research showed that 85% of the cases were homosexual in nature (man with boys)..... interesting stat.

  • wow, is that a tarantula on the top of jimmy kimmel's head?

  • It's LANDO!

    Where's Lobot???

  • I love Billy Dee Williams...priceless!!!

  • Billy Dee?! Oh how far the mighty have fallen!!!!

  • Check Out

    "The Ballad Of Tiger(Cheetah)Woods"

    search for it on you toobe

  • Hey there! Sign up for Megamediaplex now!

  • LOL... Billy Dee is the man!

  • It's the investment opportunity of the week, better than Bank of America... I'm gonna buy 10 sets.

  • Like Tiger Woods, Obama too has a father who cheated on his wife. Obama was raised by a woman and sees marriage as any two humans regardless of man to man or woman to woman, he seeks to circumvent God's laws and will fall like Tiger Woods. God will bring a judgement upon him for his godless beliefs and self-induced Messiah complex. God will bring him down and all your idols.

    Repent and turn to JESUS NOW!!!

  • Do you see everyone in the world through your magical goggles of insanity?

  • You may dissagree with him...that's fine, everyone has that entiltlement...BUT... you come off being a religious lunatic !!! People will make their own judgements in regards to anyone & any situation...but don't quote "your god" in your interpretation, as the "end all, be all"...You appear to be casting judgement on "your interpretation of your belief's"... Who are you to condem anyone ? Don't judge others and their actions until you are prepared 2 b judged by as many people as Tiger or Obama

  • Oh...and "may your god shed as much mercy on your soul as you shed (judge) on others"...."AMEN"

  • lol

    Like Tiger Woods, Obama too has a father who cheated on his wife. Obama was raised by a woman and sees marriage as any two humans regardless of man to man or woman to woman, he seeks to circumvent God's laws and will fall like Tiger Woods. God will bring a judgement upon him for his godless beliefs and self-induced Messiah complex. God will bring him down and all your idols.

    Repent and turn to JESUS NOW!!!

  • What is your take on alter boy's & the Catholic Church ??? Just curious !!! OOPS !!! I almost forgot...how about all of the ministers who were caught with prostitutes !?????!!!!!!! Go ask your bible buddy for help to that question !!!!

  • Hey stavros333...I hit the nail on the head didn't I !!!????!!! Your either an abused alterboy,wish to be one,one of the minister's "young men" or quite frankly wish to be one !!! Just nudge the father on either side ....or behind you !!! & ask him what you should post !!! ROLMFAO !!!!

  • Again you do nothing than repeat yourself..."word for word" !!! Which tells me you are having difficulties in your belief's,having issues with the english language or are waiting for your religious mentor to tell you what to say next. I quite frankly believe that it is a combination of "ALL OF THE ABOVE" !!! You....in all of your hypocrosy (If I missspelled that ...oops) have no problem judging others, but find difficulty looking in your mirror...using the bible as your defense. What a shame !!

  • Like Tiger Woods, Obama too has a father who cheated on his wife. Obama was raised by a woman and sees marriage as any two humans regardless of man to man or woman to woman, he seeks to circumvent God's laws and will fall like Tiger Woods. God will bring a judgement upon him for his godless beliefs and self-induced Messiah complex. God will bring him down and all your idols.

    Repent and turn to JESUS NOW!!!

  • yeah, suck it ho

  • Like Tiger Woods, Obama too has a father who cheated on his wife. Obama was raised by a woman and sees marriage as any two humans regardless of man to man or woman to woman, he seeks to circumvent God's laws and will fall like Tiger Woods. God will bring a judgement upon him for his godless beliefs and self-induced Messiah complex. God will bring him down and all your idols.

    Repent and turn to JESUS NOW!!!

  • No........................

  • well done

  • You take your Jesus and shove him up your ass. Go dig a hole and wait for Armageddon you fucking nutjob.

  • No............................­..............

  • Search THE OBAMA DECEPTION on youtube. Resist the new world order. Wake up and realize the illuminati has you in their control. infowars . com

  • Who gives a f..ck abt Tiger Woods ?

  • Like Tiger Woods, Obama too has a father who cheated on his wife. Obama was raised by a woman and sees marriage as any two humans regardless of man to man or woman to woman, he seeks to circumvent God's laws and will fall like Tiger Woods. God will bring a judgement upon him for his godless beliefs and self-induced Messiah complex. God will bring him down and all your idols.

    Repent and turn to JESUS NOW!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • niger woods

  • Who is Billy Dee Williams?xD

  • Lando from the Star Wars series. He also did some very popular commercials for Colt 45 malt liquor

  • Why White girls??? Try this...

    How often do you see a decent acting pretty black girl?

    Not hard to figure.

  • where can i buy those plates?!?!? lol

  • I want the exact club not cleaver that Tigers wife used on his ass.

  • Wow, Tiger Woods is a self-loathing house-nigger on an almost inconceivable scale.

  • That's so wrong!And funny.

  • Did you see a flash of light in the sky that gave you superhuman intelligence and the ability to move objects with your mind?

    You know that John Travolta already taught us what that is right? Its a brain tumor...

  • "god loves everyone"...As evidenced by the massive amount of people who die everyday needlessly...The love is almost too much to handle...

  • Well, I meant 0:38

  • 0:42... seriously. One of these is not like the others. One of these just don't belong!

  • The search for a missing Tiger Woods continues.

  • awesome, i want a set

  • what's the difference between Santa, and Tiger woods?

    Santa stops at three Ho's

  • @kiddkaos1 pg

  • What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

    Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 100 yards.

  • that's sooo funny! hahahaha

  • FOR. THE. WIN.

  • HILLArious

  • That's Funny!!!!

  • Never knew a "sista" (and I have known many) who knew how to keep her mouth shut. Tiger likes white women because they are just plain "nicer" and make more attractive arm candy. Even Michelle Obama is a skank... and it shows. Maybe Barrack needs a white woman too.

  • She looks like a wookie off Star Trek. lol