Heather's Vlog: True Blood

[kjkmpmm]

She's a Vampire, yeah. Look at those choppers.

[3358rockstarz]

Kelly sucks Heather's fucking rad

[MadDuckInc151]

Michael has the most infectious laugh! I'm sitting here at my computer at 2:20 am, cracking up like an idiot at it.

[sassykat83498]

doggie

[jlopez412]

What do you think about Hellsing then Heather?

[hickboy360]

@jlopez412 BLADE

[WolfySnackrib666]

I agree, True Blood is fucking hilarious! Were we not supposed to laugh when at this dialogue?

Jason: There's werewolves? Hell, bigfoot, is he real too?

Sookie: I dunno, I guess it's possible...

Jason [Excitedly with wide opened eyes]: Santa???

[stev6963]

Picturing Kelly shitting uncontrollably has got to be one of the funniest images everrr

[Mistoffelees11]

I love true blood. Such comic genius is delivered by alex skarsgard and anna paquin

[notsooutcast]

there's a lot of sex on it.

that's true.

thumbs up if you heard this at the end

[Autumnluvful]

The dad Fucked up

[12KatKool]

Heyy can people become vampires?

[spikergolden234]

Um... Vampires don't sleep in coffins. Who's crazy enough to actually sleep in a coffin?

[Abehl0X0Toshinota]

@spikergolden234 I sleep in a coffin, It's all about what's comfortable to you...And I am a vampire...

[BeckyofIowa]

its so appropriate that shes a vampire, and now shes the crest commercial girl. vampires and dental hygene, idk wut it is, but it fits.

[thebug707]

vampires dont sleep in coffins

[legomexican]

I don't care I'll drink ur blood any day! -3

[GirRocks8]

you need your own youtube channel. <3

[weheartcookiex3]

True blood duh shitt!<3

[MasterJediMaggie]

IT GIVE YOU THE SHITS!

[Thermalburn]

wtf his heathers dad watching?

[AmethystEyes]

@Thermalburn the gemstone channel (forgot the exact name)

[TheAntarcticgirl]

i luv this video cuz all she does is laugh and u can hardly understand wat shes saying

[RonnieScott100]

It's Dumb Lol LIKE YOU. Haha

[kittykateyes121]

dear heather do you like anime?

[mikidsbigmac]

Would u be willing to bite an 11 yr old girl to just turn her into a vampire because she thinks ur awesome (its me)

[Zacar5100]

@mikidsbigmac your 11.... wow....

[zXCooKieMoNstA]

I watched this like 4 times xDD laughed every time!!

[linkfreak117]

@zXCooKieMoNstA I got a blowjob 4 times xDD came every time!!

[CaptainCrane]

HOW ARE YOU LAUGHING AT TRUE BLOOD AND NOT TWILIGHT. SRSLY.

[chinadolldede1]

imma vamipre....she's a vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiire........kelly's fucking rad.....oh yea

[mrhenky42]

1:14 OMG, i'm literally rolling on the ground XD

[whitmarie1243]

Omg she's so pretty ((: and this is funny too :p

[Amarox3000]

Haha the laughter was addictive xD

[MrXToXiiCBudDhA]

Lol the old farts laugh was funnyy

[lisapoutre]

hahah she looks like marissa tomei

[tweety636]

shyt factory

[marks632]

It's funny how I used the same song in Imovie to make an intro to a sitcom :p

[harleybowd]

so amazingly funny :D

[jwilliams0408]

These two are hilarious!!! I love it!

[maconwriter]

personally, i can't stand twilight, but what is your take on werewolves? i have a cousin, vivian, who's a vampire and her best friend is a werewolf. have you ever met a werewolf?

[digdogfish40]

@maconwriter vampires dont exsit sorry to burst ur bubble

[maconwriter]

@digdogfish40 seriously, it's an old comment, and i was just funning around. really,

[GlassByThaddeus]

@maconwriter Yes they do

[iwrestledyrmomonce]

I want this chick's body. Not gonna lie. :)

She's fucking hot.

[Lynxleath]

doesnt vampire blood make your dick explode ;:\

[Ghostshepard]

@Lynxleath .....no

[Lynxleath]

@Ghostshepard it was on an episode of true blood though.........

[Cherry23894]

true blood makes me laugh.

[superfanofdasiy369]

vampire suck!!!!!sucks!

[badkittyamy]

I like how this was posted nearly a year ago and people still don't get it...

[moonlightkisu]

@Thisshizzleisbananas : you get this is comedy and not serious, right?

[MichaelOfPop]

I love True Blood. Omg I laughed so hard when you talked about Kelly xD

[CaptainCrane]

@MichaelOfPop i approve of both this comment and your username

[dragonette2012]

@Thisshizzleisbananas There being satirical, get a sense of humor.

[kingkiwi789]

Watching Heather laugh makes me laugh.... XD

[ThoseMermaidShows]

what do you think of vampires suck

[LadyGM720]

They're acting like true blood is funny... by a "vampire perspective" Kelly's vlog is a comedy. Come on people. It's funny. I even like True Blood but I'm not gonna be all serious over a comedy show about "vampires" talking about other vampire shows and culture. & I like True Blood too. They're just joking.

[schwarzroterose]

The best comedy this year :D Best line ever :D

[ThemJWK24]

true blood is fucknn dummm :D finalliee summboday agrees.

[birchiecb]

True bloods unreal

[victoriousnicole]

I saw heather in an oral-b commercial

[TheTheAverageGamer2]

u know what, true blood should go die in hell, IT DESERVES to die.

[briceduet912]

U should eat shit then DIE....cause like Kelly, TrueBlood's FUCKIN RAD!

[xXTechicolorphaseXx]

wow the people who are upset are funny, they are just joking, this isn't even serious people *sigh*

[BabeGirl4LifNo2]

I love True Blood... I do not agree with this clip. True Blood is so addictive. Must watch for your self!

[Weezerlover94]

True bloods fuckin' rad.

[XxstukindabucketxX]

I want to f*********k heather

[MimiKuramaswife]

I love tru blood more, but this WAS a bit funny. Its like, what if the other creatures in this world were the complete opposite of what we think of them to be?

[zzzazazazzaz]

Oh fuck, i loose 2minute of life !

[samosapowis]

dont be a bitch about true blood bitch!

[TheShizuangel]

why is everyone bitchin' it's just acting 0_o

[BrutalBitchxo]

@Thisshizzleisbananas I like the show too, but Heather is HILARIOUS.

[sbrown7210]

Lame asses

[73Stargazer]

@Thisshizzleisbananas the getting high off blood this is soooo laaaame. never was in the books. the rest is okay i guess

[lovyducky1215]

you guys made me laugh! Espically when Bill sleeps in the coven

[DNvideos123]

wow ur so stupid u ediot ist not a funny show so stop making ur videos

[qodui]

I love you Heather I really want your frickin autograph.

[nickc538]

get fucked whore

[watchtvshowsonline1]

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[shrascel]

u luv true blood! and the twilight saga's and the vampire diaries, you know what i just love vampires all together xx

[cavycrazy11]

@shrascel ME TOOO !!!!!!

[Vampgirlrules]

@shrascel they books are aweome!

[SwirlyTimes]

@shrascel then u should watch buffy the vampire slayer. Sooo much better that the drama in tb, vd & twilight

[TrezDawg43]

@SwirlyTimes she was in an eppy of buffy!lol

[puppielover9]

u r not a vampire your just carzy

[puppielover9]

i love true blood

[bkth69]

what about Vampire Diaries???

[sillyjazzs]

true blood is stupid as fuck lol and i love vampires

[spiderlily21]

I'ev never watched true blood but based on your guys reactions I probably should watch it cause it sounds like its pretty funny

[spiderlily21]

btw I'm a vampire too like you

[spiderlily21]

and your a afraid of buffy what do you think of the guys from supernatural they don't just hunt vampires they dicapitate them and they also hunt ghost and demons as well

[spiderlily21]

@spiderlily21 oh and werewolves these guys are like major fucking sickos and major fucking hot I don't know wheather I want to fuck them or run like the wind...

[spiderlily21]

how do you feel about the cw's newsest show the vampire diaries

[peticco]

Good material, really great editing!! Love it.

[Ohfelya]

hahahah

[reeamya]

Somewhere a joke was supposed to be here.

[megabestfriends4life]

What about Vampires Diaries?

[sillymexican909]

Ok Danq chill true blood is a very awsome show! I watch ever episode of it nd I think true blood sounds more like a real vampire show.!!! Nott to sound mean I'm just sayinq.!:D butt REALLY chill:)

[MetalGoddesss]

omg! you are so fake ... LAME

[supercrazy1245]

@MetalGoddesss What!? No wayz!! They're totally vampires!

[evilgirl300]

therse a true blood book i never knew that well i like the show tough

[EmpressEdana]

@evilgirl300 there are 9 "trueblood" books out atm...

[brandonmilam1992]

if u dont like the show dont watch it....rofl

[xoxoxRaquazaXDxoxox]

awwww poor kelly

[Rrrumblerrroar7]

I must say, that I have never seen True Blood. And also, good to know. I'll know to avoid vampire blood now.. Although, I may just give some to my sister as a prank :D

[MissLadyRNB]

Well later in the series, Bill starts sleeping in a bed..... lol but I love True Blood, and I love your Vlog!

[princessofdeath119]

I LOVE TRUE BLOOD!

[lowlordripper123]

The show is actually very funny! But it is my favorite show all around!

[SignedBullet]

she looks like she gives great dead bcuz her mouth size

[hlross11]

I'm a vampire ;)

[jasminsanty]

Your a waste of my time

[bubblepie101]

@36mofia33 Thts her dad u asshole

[daretodreamable]

Lol it gives you the shits

[36mofia33]

your fucking stupid and tell ur bf to lose sum weight :)

[dramaking2188]

This is a show too, these comments are funny. "Heather" is acting, it is part of the Kelly group of videos. I think these volgs are great, it is like a vampire day in the life.

Keep them coming.

[SnM4vr1013]

lovee heathe rbut fuck that shit true blood is the best show ur not a vampire ur just some chick true blood is the best there is vmapire diaris make fun of

[stiffkittens101]

Ugh I wouldn't want to watch True blood with my parents. It gets so sexual and it would be so awkward.

[Marix2Rinku]

" he lives in his house right and he lifts up a latch and sleeps in a coffin?!* laughs* what an asshole!!!!" XDDDD great line

[666XoXoHM]

i love that show true blood is awesome!

[seviwesuohetarepsed]

Well, most likely you are criticising it because you don't like it. Why do you watch it every week then? And of course you can't get addicted to Vamp blood because Vampires don't actually exist. You have obviously just not got it. You don't get it. I feel sorry for everybody who will never get just how good this show is. Oh well, its your loss.

[blackvampiredeath]

@seviwesuohetarepsed Sheesh, it's just a T.V. show. Another "sexy vampire" gimick show, relax.

[seviwesuohetarepsed]

I can't tell if you like the show or not? You are laying into it for sure but are you joking? Are you having a kinda joke when actually you still love it? I can't tell. I think True Blood is brilliant! I love it so much, it's my favourite TV show and I don't say that without putting a lot of thought into it. It tops Twin Peaks for me, that's how good I think it is. I love Eric and Sookie, I think that's the greatest storyline in the show to date!

[dreamera1]

Wait. Wait. I thought when you bite a human, and then there like dying, you cut yourself and make them your minion? Like they become a vampire. Muahahaa~ Vlog about this topic please.. i wanna know,.... lol

[TheMillazilla]

im a big fan of true blood, true blood is the best ever!!!!!

[biskpinch]

I thought Vampire blood had the power to revive someone from faint or deth.... maybe im wronge...

[lobobunda]

ur so cute  D:

[sfiel]

I love your fake laugh

[Blondebabii00]

do vanpires have blood

[biskpinch]

ok how can u be a vampire? wait... nvm.... so HOW CAN U BE A VAMPIRE?????

[x3r9g6]

hot

[175soccerchick]

heathers cute when she laughs

[metalrocks19737]

@annielewis17 yeah shes a real vampire

[breezyxoxomarie]

Wooooow are you serious?!

[maddipaddi123]

i watched true blood i like it. but the vampires facts r not true!>;( it sucks bout that they do that.

[stupidxxvideos]

I love Kellys face on 0:12 its F&%$*!# halarious! :P

[hunter4779]

still watching the gem stone show

[rockthepenguins]

huh?

[aSAMatic]

IT GIVES YA THE SHITS XD

[TheCodemonster2]

actually, im pretty backed up, think you can help me out?

[TuckersGirlLakeli]

Hey, genius. This is a JOKE from the Kelly videos. You know, the guy who dresses like a girl and sings about shoes? If you don't know who that is, you shouldn't be watching these videos. Heather is a character from the skits appearing before each of Kelly's videos. These "vlogs" are scripted skits meant to entertain Kelly fans. Of course she's not a vampire.

[amazerfulness]

LOL xD

[CorchoBieber]

Haha! I was laughing. I will never get addicted to vamp blood.... xD LMAO!

[rockthepenguins]

...

[thedinosaur78]

I wana become a vamp what do I need to study

[TheElectricDreamer93]

I want to try the Tru Blood drink. idk why though XD

[ilikesaltines]

@TheElectricDreamer93 I heard it tastes like shit

[TheElectricDreamer93]

@ilikesaltines - orangey. the blood potion energy drink tatse like fruit punch.but the after taste is really metallicy. (more metallic than my blood)

[Redeye354]

are you goth?

[jgardstein]

could you suck me =D

[HBK23451]

exsecive laughter XD

[wmichaelanthony]

He's not a vampire, he's just a shapeshifter.

[ZacharysChannel]

theres no dog vampire in true blood....

[hyleysucidle]

@ZacharysChannel they are talking sam turning in to a dog they didnt say vampire

CLICK GOOD COMMENT OR BAD COMMENT IF YOU THINK TRUE BLOOD IS STUPID

[cyngirl12]

@hyleysucidle i actually like trueblood i read sum of the books and i rlly want to read the rest

[CorrinaSwan]

thats was funny shit factory lol

[millz726]

AHA!!

i no who u remind me of now, audrey hepburn ( i cant spell lol)

your sooo beautiful, but im sure u no tht :)

[ilovesummerxx]

She's gorgeous!

[MizzArtiztic]

omg this is so funny and so realistic. i love it!

[mangacrazycatlover]

lots of vampire shows and stories an' movies and such all have their own vampire factsXD

[WillSubscribe4Food]

how old are you? lmao

she is ACTING

this is fucking hilarious!

[katsoup00]

lmao shit factory xD

[7160732]

aww i love true blood!!! u guys are soo mean!!!

[wwood14]

If I were a vampire could I get braces and wear a retainer?? Do female vampires have really saggy tits after a couple hundred years??  And what are you doing out in the daylight?? Do you have a cute ass??

[tototyxxx]

hey sexyy,,,

[DPx111]

is she really a vampire =O

[3rockerchic3]

wow did you seriously just ask that?

[purpleberry245]

HOW DO YOU DO YOUR EYE MAKE UP!! I LOVE IT

[sims3fan4ever5478]

so wait if vampire blood gives u the shits what happen if they drink their own blood

[twilightofnight]

theres alot of sex on it......thats true lol

[espltdm251playa]

pretty girl

[kuragarikaton]

I wonder if Heather ever goes out with human or vampires? O.o