Wish I Had a Portal Gun

[shinysteelix222]

@dragonflamesstudios lol its a reference from the game portal two

[DragonFlamesStudios]

so really if you throw a lemon through its a grenade?

[ryanjweger]

Okay it was a College humor video ending with a Dorkly ending.

[nubeees]

and this is why portal guns are not made in real life... xD

[fritzz363]

Now your cummin' with portals.

[mulletman245]

remember when college humor was funny?

[qwerty2qwerto]

@mulletman245 It still is funny.

[Charismalata]

It'd make a long distance relationship a bit easier

[ShacoTechno]

What did you use to make this?



[charleylolz]

Wish I had a porno wish I wish I had a porno gun

[TheRealZachfly]

Even if there was a third, this definitely wouldn't be in the end credits.

[ThePolarclaw]

that is yourfavoritemartain singing that song!

[whyamibzsdmhalt]

@ThePolarclaw Not really. Dumbass.

[Washiolka664]

Fire the damn guy doing the annontations please!

[mysteriousgirl4]

Yes I know you have another site, putting popups all over the video makes you a terrorist

[ShacoTechno]

SUBED



[GarryGotMods]

/watch?v=psA58SMUZ7E

[xDarkxCraft]

helll yeahh!

[Quakkamole]

i wish i had a kill gun

wait thats a real gun

[jrbcnchezbrgr]

@Quakkamole HAHA OHMYFUCKINGGOD THAT SO GODDAMN HILLARIOUS.

[Airbear12321]

wen i saw this i thought it would be sung to the song... i wish i was a millionaire

[Bumblebee69er]

@SlayerfoxX start off with shower curtains

[ToppicalQuestions]

Your favorite martian song

[deanh182]

at the very end it kinda sounds like Dexter from the offspring

[giibby1]

Murph!

[REPTAR828]

best part at 2:00

[xyr554]

@REPTAR828 press 7 and wait for a second.

[xyr554]

@xyr554 i meant 8

[vtdriftz]

@xyr554 zombi3 squeireel



[xyr554]

@vtdriftz iNsN SkillzZ

[jorgegira]

when my roommate is annoying and been toying with my stuff

i'd shoot a portal underneath him and just punch him in the nuts XD

[flameblazer47]

if only apeture science was real (sigh)

[kinikxluna]

I'd lick my elbow.

[falco1663]

@kinikxluna Lol, I actually can lick my elbow- and it isn't actually any different from licking your arm...

It's cool to show to friends though. ;)

[halokirby117]

praying for half life 3 and then portal 3

[FantomPhenrir18]

I wouldn't wish for a portal gun, I'd wish for people to stop saying this is Your Favorite Martin. It's Murph from CollegeHumor. And before anyone says anything about it being Dorkly and not CollegeHumor, any person who has been on the Dorkly and CollegeHumor websites would know Dorkly was created by CollegeHumor and that Murph works for both.

[mrwaffles00]

@mrassassain282 lol for a second I thaugh your comment said "if forced us to create the gravy gun, to help us steal it back!"

[H0B0W1THAGun]

hey is there a portal reference here?

[aczom2]

the end sounds like RWJ

[dodopoopinpoop]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

[uniwolfacorn]

The lemons aren't grenades, stupid! They just catch on fire! *pushes glasses up*

[dalrajsbains]

@uniwolfacorn clearly u haven't met CAVE JOHNSON

[nschloed]

@uniwolfacorn what do you think incendiary grenades do? *puts pen away in pocket protector*

[LegenaryProductions]

Link for the beat?

[DeathclawProductions]

I wish I had a portal gun :( *Goes back to being forever alone*

[CrasyWolfang]

Now I really want a portalgun. :,(

[SirSquashedBeetle]

Fuck the Portal Gun, I want Lemon Grenades

[dalrajsbains]

I would replace my right hand with a portal gun if that means i get it this year

[teweller4]

omg wtf thats mesed up

[Creator167]

id suck my own dick!!!

[coombs002]

Lonely Island comes to mind.

[ZpLitgaming]

hmmm... if you travel with portals all the time you will end up fat and then you won't be able to use the portals :?

[sndsharew]

can u make this video available 4 download

[yellowintheGhetto]

Kinda sounds like yourfavoritemartian

[XtremeOrangeJuice]

WHY CANT STEAM COUNT TO 3!?

[L337LYC4N]

@XtremeOrangeJuice Valve. It's Valve that can't count to three.

[dragonnottin]

martian? sounds like em, don't it?

[MrBluemonke001]

Ill lean in.... and change my pants without looking down

wait for it.....

And suck my own DICK!!!!

[EXAProduction]

Who wouldnt want a portal gun

[shaddiGhumri]

@SlayerFoxX oh.. OK Cave Johnson

[Shadowcreator21]

this sound like a myfavoritemartian video

[brando187781]

flagged payback is a bitch =p

[homestarsgurl]

But will there be cake?

[Jellonator00]

1:26 thats why portals would be invented

[lizardownage]

but he called me a honkey

[lizardownage]

but

[ShotgunAFlyboy]

I nominate this for best rap song of 2011 AND 2012. V==.==v

[PheonixBandi]

Too bad not every surface is covered with lunar dust.:/

[MrMapware364]

IMMA FIREN MAH--*Opens a portal to a certain doosh I know*--LAZERS!BLEEEEEEH!!!

[killerx10001]

i didnt know this was ch

[mrassassain282]

Aperature science are thieves,they stole all portal guns from US,BLACK MESA,when we got the news of this theft it forced us to create the gravity gun,to help us steal it back!

[flameomega1]

@iRouRoui Oh god autofellatio.

[eefbeef09]

sounds like myfavouritemartian

[land036000]

P-Body is orange,

Atlas is blue

You wont stop testing

'till GLaDOS is done with you.

[johnlolzable]

lol

???:id shoot two portals in front of me put my hands through lean forward and...change pants without looking down...ALSO ID SUCK MY OWN DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol :D

[AKEdify]

Take out the dick part and send it to Valve

[FlubbahProductions]

2:03 The reason we all want one.

( excluding me)

[finnisawesome]

Phsh, I've been cumming with portals since 2007...

[SlayerFoxX]

Hey... guys, guys, i'll invent portals when i grow up, just wait 4 it..

[tomhas10]

@SlayerFoxX hey, um... if you need a brain for the GLaDOS system... im waiting! (insert evil laugh!)

[TheRollyCZE]

@SlayerFoxX Stop your existence on the internet, work hard and shut up and take my money!

[mraceplayer1012]

@SlayerFoxX too late



[TheKirss]

@SlayerFoxX and i will invent a Portal gun.

[MrWoodwhitler]

@SlayerFoxX no, you will not, because i already am

[HeJakeLong]

@SlayerFoxX dooooooooOOOOOOOoooo ittttttttTTTttt

[Aaronmr3]

@SlayerFoxX I'll test em for you, you know, make sure there fit for... human use... and.... yeah.... umm... gimme O_O

[jake202500]

@SlayerFoxX is your last name Aperture?

[BillyBlader141]

@SlayerFoxX I wish you luck I can't wait.

[distantlegend100]

@SlayerFoxX dude thx if u do btw u is LIKE A BOUCE!!!!

[catdogzxc]

@SlayerFoxX better not lie

[WhatUpBiatchXD]

@SlayerFoxX grow up fast, okay? XD

[2000orangeboy]

The sucking dick bit made me not download it on itunes. Not cool.

[SkySPAAACE382]

After many months,I HAVE CONCLUDED,Lemon Grenades are possible. :]

[deathmakerXD]

@SkySPAAACE382 of course they are, its a type of grenade, an explosive lemon however would be useless,the shrapnel from a grenade is what makes it dangerous, a lemon would be good for like a stun grenade or a flash bang or something, as it would spray in there eyes

[jackyjimmyjohnny1]

dazu kann ich nur sagen: ^^

[MrFisturmom]

It'd be a shame if there really was Aperture Science because we'd all be combine slaves.

[FromDHeart423]

Yeah... Too bad the portals only show up on special surfaces...

[fknChoke]

ALSO I'D SUCK ON MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

[mordekaiandbigrigs]

you DO realize that the portal needs to be on a certain surface for it to work.

[DreamEatr]

@mordekaiandbigrigs which is why you add an attachment that shoots unlimited conversion gel >D mad? take it up with my imaginary lawyer that's a bunny, his name is mr.munchers

[pppzzz8]

2:03 SUCK MY OWN DICK!

LIKE A BOSS!!!

[deadhead771]

0:40 PORNO!

[jackpack12]

I would use it to go to a playboy photoshoot!

[wwwtotalitaerde]

The German BND is the renamed 3rd Reich GESTAPO.The BND had organized the delegate Scheuermann of our county to visit or home.To allow him to personally experience how my brother and our parents had been tortured.The BND continued to torture my brother.He was assassinated on July 11th2009.Half a year after the assassination of my brother the CDU delegate Mappus from our district town Pforzheim was made prime minister of the German land of Baden Würtemberg

The CDU is the ruling party in Germany

[xSuperiorManx]

@wwwtotalitaerde Please excuse his mental illness. Martin Bott (wwwtotalitaerde) is suffering from a psychosis that makes him believe the government is after him, controlling minds everywhere etc. >_> His allegedly murdered brother even went to court against him because he didn’t want him to use his name for that nonsense. Now he sticks to defaming my country in Youtube videos. He’s a madman and wants to make his shitty conspiracy-homepage look important, nothing else.

[boywholovsWoW]

i almost forgot to listen to this song today

[Brolyy07]

fuck axe commenrials

[kgsolaman5000]

Too bad you can only place portals on surfaces covered with moon dust.

[ShadowRogueZX]

Is that murph o_O

[bouchandre]

1:56 normally he would raise his arms in order to remove his pants

[skyshadow421]

That is one of the most badass raps I have ever heard in my life, and I'd just portal into the girl's locker room after gym class

[SiSTeRFiSTER100]

I'd suck my own dick...

[MagianMan]

@SiSTeRFiSTER100 Considering your name... that doesn't surprise me. >.>

[RenegadeShorts]

O_O

Your face when you realized that's Murph singing

[kgsolaman5000]

@RenegadeShorts It's not. He works at collegehumor not Dorkly.

[Lilwayne200000]

damn i love this song :D sounds funny and the video is funny :D

[RysonFreeSoftwares]

sounds like one of yourfavoritemartian's music video

[zombierocker89]

Thumbs up if you think it would be epic to have lemon grenades in MW3.

[SonicXRage]

Well, you want a portal gun... But if you ask GLaDOS she might just torcher you o_o

[TechnoSchro]

If you had one of those you'd look like gabe newell

[JJsiftinc]

I wish I had a crowbar wish I wish I had crowbar!

[halfalive630]

i thought in portal two you could shoot one underground where ever...

[Samchitts1]

@ElliottPowerrr Also you would need the longfall boots

[jordan59961]

Also i'd suck my own diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­ck!

[tim09123]

i have a portal gun

[owireproductions2]

Cooltom is right, this does sound like lonely island. Well done, its brilliant XD

[owireproductions2]

@Dubpocalypse its a bit of fun

[blueskull707]

I wish I wish I wish I had a portal gun

[AnonimusGam3r]

2:00 So it can be done...

[wade4disturbed]

"Yeah bitches SCIENCE" love that line

[PkmnMasterGold]

@jj14627 Maybe not. He would just have to shoot verrrrrry carefully.

[jj14627]

he would die. he does not have the boots.

[jessika16951]

<3sexythang<3 lol i want a portal gun cos i can skip school lol

[FlubbahProductions]

So do I my friend. So. Do. I.

[kangarrroo]

I wonder what would happen if they shot a fat white man with the Portal gun.

[heyman816]

@kangarrroo he would fall over and then the portal would get reset as he tries to roll back to his origional position

[BboyyBayani]

@llWinterFROSTll Same

[16MrNinja]

@BboyyBayani You should defnitly try it. Its an amazing game

[llWinterFROSTll]

i dont play portal but i love this song

[pacninjalink]

My friend said I showed him this before but I have never seen this. How the hell could I forget something like this!?!

[CMANN720]

i think i just found my theme song

[WheresWallace4883]

Yeah Mr White! Yeah Science!

[cnmfan03]

@WheresWallace4883 YES. Mr. White :3

[doddlecuddle]

I listen to this way too much

[coit105]

Fuck portals, I WANT LEMON GRENADES!

[CrusixBlade]

And the dick joke just made me hate it...

[quickhakker]

you can have 1 in gmod

[23willrocks]

is this rwj singing this

[TheGuitaruler]

the end got me :)

[TheGerardT]

It's Bryan Murphy.

[NiamOfAsuras]

This does sound like Ray William Johnson

[coleisawesome532]

@NiamOfAsuras fuck that is sounds like lonely island!

[Super50calbmg]

you could go into spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!

[MrMonty012010]

who sings that it kin day sounds lie rwj

[MegaIvanify]

They stole it from dorkly

[magicmusic1113]

@MegaIvanify Dorkly and collegeHumor are the same thing. Dorkly just Focuses on video games.

[Awz0m3]

@MegaIvanify They are working together...

[maveick1703]

Dear Santa...

[CoolTom1337]

This sounds like a cross between Your Favourite Martian and The Lonely Island

[CynderIsReal2345]

Once it got to Chell, I started to laught. XD

[Mohammadabad]

"Life gave me Lemons, I don't make Lemonade. I'm mad like Cave Johnson, I got Lemon Grenades"

[amam4224]

only lonleyguys would actualy follow the dis to suck your own dick