All your base are belong to us - The (almost) CORRECT translation

[868edgar]

@BarracudaSP1 I think Katsu is fried pork

[thecheatlord999]

What happened?

Someone planted a bomb!

We have a signal incoming...

How are you, gentlemen.

Your base is now under the controll of cats.

You will be destroyed

Hahahahaha!

[n00bz00rd]

You forgot to translate the laugh again, he's supposed to say "ha" 5 times.

[BarracudaSP1]

It's funny even just that the original game called him Cats. I think it's supposed to be a Japanese name, "KATSU"... xD!!

[Intoxiqated]

Google Translate FTW :D

Engineer: by someone, it seems the bomb.

Operator: Main screen turn on.

CATS: You seem busy, gentlemen.

CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of federal troops, you are our base, all you have cats.

CATS: the best to survive, you will cherish for example.

Captain: We hope for tomorrow

[ZealousSangheili]

Well, one line is supposed to be said by someone other than the Captain...

[mistertitanic]

Daaaamn, they screwed up the translation way more than I thought!

[NavesRegg]

Are you sure those were "Ha Has"? Maybe they were "Ho Hos" or "Tee Hees."

[DemonPuncher]

this is the most badass thing ive seen ever

[Primus2X]

You for got the translate the "HA"s there were five in the Japanese version.

[themagicalemi]

oooh! now i understand.

[zaphod77]

Not bad, but this intro really needs a communicative translation, that follows US anime translation conventions. :) DUring the great war of 2101 Ca:What's happening? Me:An interstellar minefield! It's a trap! Op: Incoming transmission! Ca: From WHO? Op: Transferring to main screen. Ca: YOU! CATS: Am I interrupting? Just thought you should know. CATS: That your government has given us control of all of your bases. CATS: and we're about to blow you to smithereens. Ca: This can't be!

[zaphod77]

@zaphod77 CATS: Please stay calm, and enjoy the final moments of your lives.

CATS: Have a nice day.

CATS: HAHAHAHA

Op: What now, Captain?

Ca: Scramble all ZIG fighters!

Ca: You know what you have to do.

Ca: You are our only hope...

Ca: We're counting on you, ZIGs!

[KawasumiHong]

AWESOME!

Great job.

[CapnWhitebeard]

The grammar is a bit off. But, overall, understandable.

[talsajstar]

While it doesn't seem quite right, it does seem to be a valid translation.

[menslady125]

Hey, that's not bad.

[frenchfrey65]

gj man, i noticed during the internet famous translation, that's it's just a direct translation, literally direct, as same as possible to the japanese language, i noticed this because what you say, is the same amount of syllables as non da to(long o), which is, what you say? i think the zero wing guys just took the short cut and went direct. Btw this is from watching anime in subs

[jamohanleva]

altought this is like a hundred years old (i know its not) and todays games are like laughing their files off, this is awsome graphics! maybe just becurse most old game cutscenes were made by hand and then remaked digitaly! IF YOU ARE A GAMER AND DONT LIKE THIS, THEN YOUR NOT A GAMER!!!

[turokrd2]

nice translation :D for some reason i feel that it would be more epic if the captain said: "The hope of our future.... lies in your hands 'zig'!"

[Xenorex247]

Nice job! Much better than the folks at Sega, anyway.

[Slixors]

This is wrong translation dude, still, nice try

[fanoultimatev2]

well, my japanese is not pretty good, but i think is decent :D

[Frozenmind32]

Woah, very cool that you took the time to do that.

[fanoultimatev2]

i made my time xD

[Frozenmind32]

Soo... Do you actually speak fluent Japanese?

[fanoultimatev2]

nop, i'm learning Japanese since 4 months and is f*ckin hard... i use a bit of my acknoledge and a translator :)

[Frozenmind32]

Cool.

[StoneMonkWisdom]

What is the music that plays at during the intro of the video? 0:01

[fanoultimatev2]

is the music from the first stage of this game (PC-Engine version)

[obeliskbreaker]

WHAT YOU SAY!!

I'd always wondered what they were really saying. Thanks for taking the time to do that.

I have to say I enjoyed the original better. :P

MAKE YOUR TIME!!

[fanoultimatev2]

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

yeah, the original is a legend

:D

[RandomRandomUK]

cool ^^