Pickle Surprise

[rtivey913]

Ham!

[mandralyne]

For some reason I'm pretty sure I've seen weirder...

[MasterBlade4]

I shouldn't watch shit like this while I'm questioning my sanity in horrible ways.

[BillKillerz]

Its look like something from japan, but without japanese...

[COSMICPANDATV]

Can someone tell me how to make a pickle surprise? :D

[metroliner89]

And Every Body Died, The End...

[Protains]

riiiiiiighhhht... moving on. (dr. evil voice)

[MasterX456]

Damn it. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again...

[Gheedren]

ಠ_ಠ

[Validarity007]

I thoroughly enjoyed all 8-bits of this. O_O

[TrtTheSickness]

IT'S NOT PICKLE SURPRISE, IT'S DUGONGS

[ultimetpizza]

(shudders)

[Rainbowbritebear]

Every time I'm down I just watch this!!

[SuburbanoidMisfit111]

Oh my god...what the fuck just happened?

[MagellanOfBass]

Tom Rubnitz made this video, look him up on google. It's 80s or early 90s.

[MovieMonsterStudios]

What The Hell Did I Just Watch?

[quique92]

dafuq

[thegameenforcer]

Two questions...

What?

Why?

[LPSlovable]

That was retardedly funny

[tabholowka]

looks like 567 peole are the 1%



[worgenization]

goddamnit.

"where's the pickle?, that's the surprise"

i'm feeling sick i think.

[Altair0115]

Judging the poor quality, music, and transvestites involved with this video, this comes from...the 1970's?

[thedeadhalo]

@Altair0115 it comes from fucking hell, where duck donald resides, using this video as a plan to bring the end days. When it reachs 2 mil views, he will come. And we..... well, WE ARE THE PICKLE!!!

[MagellanOfBass]

@Altair0115 nah it's 90s for sure

[GeenTalent]

this is what hell looks like

[MandiJayneStrange]

This is the stuff John Waters masturbates to.

[zenny24]

Drugs do bad things...

[prettygirlswager90]

omg..freaky.

[RandomDetritus]

I... uh.... *clears throat*

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

....

MY MIND IS FULL OF FUCK.

[Hayeser1234]

how did i get here?

[redmarch]

Pickle man NIGHTMARES!! :(

[firewolf456]

am i drunk

[LamiaFusion]

Press 7 for HAM!

[gottaluvmusic1112]

What the fudge!!!

[RevKnightHunter]

is that screech?

[Glasid4131]

_The best_ annotation advertisement.

[audioh0lic]

this is very much the cause of both ww1, ww2, the holocaust, Ghengiz khan, Pharaos and probably the baby food aisle.

[VideoScourge]

Just imagine what this would've been like if it was Japanese.

[SkeptiSquid]

is this what it feels like to be raped while on drugs?

[LegendarySkyKing]

I feel violated.

[DjOxymoron]

shizophrenia much?

[AdmiralZetsubou]

uh.... wha... im on that part of youtube again...

[mm2tracks]

I...I...

[o0LunaticAsylum0o]

This video molested my eyes

[XxSockmonkeyxX]

HAYM!

[MagnoliaLoveBagel]

My brother rick-rolled me! He said this was the new Hobbit trailer!! Gahhh!!!

[Dustyturtles]

Show me where the video touched you.

[HomemadeMilkshakes14]

@Dustyturtles It touched my no-no square

[Strupe321]

I'm the weird part of youtube again.

[MagnitudeOfSoul]

@Strupe321 shuuuit ur efuckingface copoycatcutnjtassholkew

[Kurtlen]

pause at 0:34

your welcome

[gordylovesu]

OLD GREEEGGG

[jessie801000]

HAME!

[pixelatedgoodness]

557 people did not plop the ham thusly.

[checkzack]

Just so you know, Tom Rubnitz was a flaming homosexual. He was a video artist who made documentaries about the New York drag queen festival. Look him up on Wikipedia.

[Punk47Princess]

It's funny cuz' it's creepy!

[alexkrat92]

is the black woman a guy?

[GribMurder]

@alexkrat92 they're all guys

[MrTheree]

@alexkrat92 she suprised me with her pickle

[derespinoproductions]

what the FUCK

[euthymology]

How in the eff did I get here!!! Kill it with fire!!!

[HyperRaiden73]

This is the LAST time I take ACID.

[theblocksays]

Like something that should have been on Tim & Eric Awesome Show: Great Job...thanks Cinco XD!

[MissAndDie96]

Oh God, I'm in the weird part of Youtube again!

[alexkrat92]

THE GENNIE IS CREPPY....

[henkdevries111]

0:57 HAYUMMMM

[jehen15]

im dead its finnalyhappened

[MrCholrus]

0:57 is the best moment of my life.

[elsquibbs]

Repeat my mantra: "What the fuck did I just watch?"

[coopstah]

if you like this, checkout the mind diddlers on youtube

[SoadifiedCod]

DAD?!?!

[TheVampireFrog11]

this actualy scares me :S

[mulletboater]

i think i know where the pickle is

[mega1343]

I dont even.....

[IDidNotPickThisName]

I came across this video at random, and it scared the hell outta me.

..So glad I found it.

[ezmyn2468]

Wut

[clearedfortakeoff45]

when I eat a pickle or ham the pickle man will haunt me

[superman5008]

i watched this video, got home from work, and had a good long cry. "i did my best"

[alexkrat92]

WTF IM DOING HERE!!!

[ThirstyPickles]

oh no

[CMGwasHERE]

Am I on drugs?

[Glasid4131]

@CMGwasHERE i don't feel like browsing that playlist.

[FunniestofFunny]

Looks like Lady Gaga got some competition...

[achau5076]

i have the weirdest boner right now

[TheJonnyknockout]

@achau5076 That's the surprise!

[wetlettuce92]

HAYEHM

[ThePlastino]

my friend told me to watch this... i was expecting some jolly dancing pickles, not this shit haha

[aNeReplays]

Well, thats enough internets for today.

[JVF2112]

I love anything that FUCKS with the frogs-ass tight status quo

2 big thumbs up!!!

[TheXHeartlessXKira]

lol when I eat haammmmm I say it! This is my fave vid on youtube!

[SeEZerR26]

The first time i watched this.. i actually had a nightmare this is scary as fuckk im not scared of ghost or nuthing but this,,, aww shit man this fuckin scares me:'0 im getting goosbumps from watching it

[DeloreandudeTommy]

If I had a pickle for every pixel in this video, I'd have enough pickles to make a pickle surprise.

[SilentDiablo]

Stupid.

[MrSaucybottoms]

This is playing on a loop somewhere in Lebanon to torture people.

[seniorjacobe]

I just got so hard:)

[kamui5252]

OMG!!! Look at RUPAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ihearjerusalembells]

if i had a dollar of each pixel in this video i'd have 50 cents

[GothicX32]

OMMMG THISSS MADE MY NIGHT!! ALL I TYPE UP WAS PICKLE!

[Sappheyes]

A pickle would compliment the potato that this was filmed with quite nicely.

[hiddnblade555]

is this what it feels like to be raped?

[WeirdIdeasCO]

@hiddnblade555 While being raped your mind goes numb, and pray it's almost over. You think why me? What did I do? Afterwards, you feel like it's your fault, and you get depressed. After years of therapy and hopefully closure your left feeling like someone had stolen something that belonged to you and only you, violently and brutally and without your permission. Rape is not a joke.

[theflylice]

@WeirdIdeasCO So it feels exactly like this :'(

[geekchic1998]

this was always my favorite video on youtube!

[TheBadShaman]

For those of you who don't know, these videos are all basically metaphors for the man trying to become a women. For lack of a better word, blossoming from a man to a woman. Kinda like metamorphosis. After all, these actors are drag queens. I think you guys can guess what the "pickle surprise" is.

[rocky657]

Videos like these really make me realize that I occasionally need to take a step back and question why I do the things I do

[meetredmeat]

Oh god I laughed so hard throughout this entire thing... WHY?

[Racoonieboy]

I am scared to death. Someone please help.

[MrKr0be]

@Racoonieboy IM SCARED AS WELL

[Bloodmane1987]

press 2 and 9 for a surprise....

[GeneralHoohah]

The gay guy who made this film died of AIDS.... there's a surprise!!

[livshaynate4]

@sammyfofanny I think it says "repeat my mantra"

[Ladybugmommy]

I'm in that part of youtube again

[Videogametourist]

Mom, I'm scared.

[lintohutner]

The blue guy rlly pissed me off for 1 he kept saying hammmmmmmmmmmm and 2 he didnt put no pickle on the damn samich

[HelixWell]

@fluroskinnys Ha! That was funny.

[HomemadeMilkshakes14]

DERP



[ApelsinovaJull]

HAM

[ApelsinovaJull]

HUM

[fluroskinnys]

daddy?????



[emanuele6461]

contrived.



[tjv323]

The fuck is this

[akjk1212]

@tjv323 a surprise!

[humm1na]

that green/blue guy really does scare me. 

[Deathowlhunter09]

ham

[ehomefry17]

illuminati



[Kyogrerok]

...TV Tropes sent me here.

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

What a waste of lotion, lawls!

[lukestermnac]

wtf did i just watch?

[SamuraiPie8111]

I have the wierdest boner right now. Wait... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[cliffburton534]

Well, thanks for the nightmares.

[tayloruppchuck]

this. is beautiful.



[Skinnyoompalumpa]

well fuck sleeping. That shit's overrated

[DrStabbyPhD]

You know what's funny? Pickle Surprise actually tastes better with pickle slices on it! D:

[doggygir97]

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! WHAT IN THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH! I FELT LIKE THROWING UP WATCHING THIS! i dont like the wierd part of youtube 0n0

[youhydrotube]

Where did my mind go

[SickBritKid]

Is it me or is that eye on that pickle dude's hat supposed to mean something...

[ThrowawayBILL]

Is this some kind of porn promo?

[drpeppermanguy]

what the fuck did i just watch

[A4L1000]

.........

[VampireKnightluver13]

Part of my soul died while watching this...

[LtLuckey]

I'll tell ya hwhat...

[wario22]

@LtLuckey daggit bobbeh

[Validarity007]

I thoroughly enjoyed all 8-bits of this...

[OmgLookItsAnna]

I'm not even joking when I say I can't stop watching this video D:

[Reiji456]

GLITTER IN MY HAM ~!

[CWDC1]

Anyone know what is said at 1:07 ?

[bawoman]

When trannies take acid..........

[FearDivinity]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[L337Z3k3]

i dont know why everytime i see this i have to watch it.

[CinnabonChan]

A bunch of drag queens making a sandwich...

So basically Lady Gaga's music video for Telephone then?

[TannerTelford22]

"Where is the pickle?"

"It's a surprise!"

Obviously hinting that they are all trannies.

[BrickChickens]

Well... I WAS watching Pokemon... what is this.

[Killswitch1027]

im on the weird side of youtube i guess...

[hitomi2232]

your just an ignorant bastard mister uploader lol

[lindagailchorney]

This is fabulous. randomly came up after I was watching myself on "The Schlong Song". (Author might enjoy.)

Yes this is art, and reminded me of Laugh-In. Loved it.

[idosunon]

:(

[mizzkittkat89]

Lol I was being random and looked up pickle surprise

[gillyssquashball]

Someone tell me again fags are normal?

[penguiiin]

this is raw footage of the bowels of hell

[Onyxthium]

god damn it how do i keep ending up here?

[vuumbleman]

Oh my gosh! Lady Gaga's father is a pickle!

[Wtfamisupposedtosay]

What.The. Fuck.

[akuma4u]

whos the brunette at the beginning? is that a real woman or a dude in drag?

[slimmdogg2968]

Im gonna go pour bleach in my eyes, then take a drill, drill in my skull, put a funnel in the hole and pour bleach into my cranial cavity.

[TheInfamousWaffle]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[carlosbakeryislife]

wtf did i just watch

[CinnabonChan]

Chris Chan masturbates to this video.

[Slaya0Zombies1243]

cocaines a hell of a drug

[GameSharkGuy]

@senatorfatpie obvious troll is obvious

[fighterwolfneon]

He looks like Mung Dual

[evilmonkeymonster]

WMR brought me here

[egobraininsane8]

is the pickle surprise dude actually Skeeter from Save By the Bell? That was his name right?

[MrsRauscharm]

Das ist echt ziemlich lustig. :-D