Re: Gordon Doesn't Get Alyx's Joke

[2013doom]

with pixel is Alyx ???

[KuchingZaz]

ahh get ahaha.. o...kay

U MUST DIE!!

[ALZATUR]

gmoood

[thehumangunstore]

Lold so much

[magnetique12]

LOL! It's gmod and HL2 EP1 map

[scratchyoshi]

@magnetique12 No it's not. Prove it.

[magnetique12]

@scratchyoshi At 0:21, In the top right of the screen, the details of who kills who with what weapon (as in CSS). Gmod also this system, not HL, HL2 and its series. Proves otherwise. This is what I see, that's all.

[scratchyoshi]

@magnetique12 Well then how is Alyx acting the exact same way as in Half-Life 2?

[magnetique12]

@scratchyoshi In HL2 There is no summary of actions at the top right of the screen as opposed to here, even if it's the same map loaded, it is.

[MrRiddick225]

@scratchyoshi in gmod you can play any of the parts from the campaign of the hl2 series. not just a chapter but the different loading times from that chapter. the characters still follow the scripted scenes from the games.

[LMAO2988]

this is gmod or smod...

[netflix223]

NOW THAT WAS FUNNYa better then that stupid joke!!!

[lordxeras]

Alyx: It's like a...a....zombine...right? heh heh....Zombine, get it? Heh heh.....

Gordon: *facepalm*

[621Chopsuey]

WTC ending was hilarious

[TheLAFilms99]

28 People tried to make gordon talk.....

[choralable]

i hate it when you tell a joke and no one laughs

[RoXaSL4D]

man that was soooo coool....like a combine zombie....a zombine ..he he...get it ?

[gaap2000]

press 5 for awesome kill

[Mrlol9224]

rapidly press 9 for overkill

[sisisspore]

keep pressing 4 to be dissepointed

[PwN3R0195732]

Epic

[SpareXXXX]

I actually laughed at that joke at the time she said it.

[jericoferrari55]

YOU MUST DIE!!!!, I thought its real ep1 then i saw alyx die then I notice the kill icon

[sonicartix]

O.o

[kaspersky36]

keep pressing "play" and press 9 at the same time

LOTS OF BLOOD !

[L4D2Masterplayer]

25 people could'nt make a good joke. :D!!!

[L4D2Masterplayer]

25 peaople could'nt make a good joke. :D!!!

[Adycool7600]

'that os gmod because in hl2 you can't kill alyx

[devileye669]

@Adycool7600 thank sir no one would have known that if you hadnt said anything none of us play half life

[xxliljohn52]

zombie killed fast headcrab

[Joeyc5499]

that must mwan its a zombine right hehe get it zombine o-----kay YOU MUIST DIUE pew pew pew

[Chik0r0]

@hhhdxhbk1234 Gordon either

[reggiardito]

Do u have Windows 98?

[OMIGHTYGUY]

@reggiardito Does Window 98 have u?

[reggiardito]

@OMIGHTYGUY No. Windows 98 can suck my ass.

WinXP FTW.

[OMIGHTYGUY]

@reggiardito They were both excellent operating systems (although XP is quite better), but I still say 7 is the best Windows ever.

[reggiardito]

@OMIGHTYGUY 7 is good , i just don't like the effects, and it uses more RAM to run games.

[OMIGHTYGUY]

@reggiardito Hey, at least it's not Vista. Although, I do like how it's laid out more than any other Windows. Search for files from the Start bar, window management (drag to the right side, it takes up the right 50% of the screen), etc. XP is easier to run, but is also much older, therefore, of course it takes less ram to run games! XD

[reggiardito]

@OMIGHTYGUY Yeah , i think on changing to Win7 , but it's just that i hate those effects , and , tell me , is there a way to change the tool-bar to the one that WinXP has? I hate the Win7 toolbar with icons instead of names.

[OMIGHTYGUY]

@reggiardito Yeah, I think there might be a way to change it to the classic bar. Also, there's a way to change the look of 7 to not have the effects. It's a very easily customised OS, so there's probably a way to make it look exactly like XP

[reggiardito]

@OMIGHTYGUY No fucking around then , if i find the way to do it , i'm changing to 7.

[OMIGHTYGUY]

@reggiardito lol, good choice.

[galloway6204]

I think that train crash knocked some humor into her :P

[L4D2Masterplayer]

@galloway6204 YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!!!! (I didn't get the joke just like Gordan.) XD!!!

[TheMrTumbs]

LLOU MAST DAI!!!!!

[JulyForToday]

lmao XD

[halodudeXD]

lol :P

[volcunman2000]

the punish ment for bad jokes is DEATH!!!!

[MrDrcosmo]

You must die.

(Gordon speed humps alyx)

[5555Jacker]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RobloxBlue348]

NOT ONE OF YAS GOING TO SURVIVE THIS!

[fireyblackdragon]

YOU MUST DIE!

[Antusteam]

27000 views... O.o

Where did you take that "You must die!"?

[KaosuKaiari]

@Antusteam If you don't know, you know nothing about youtube :V. Wasn't intended to be offensive but really...

[Antusteam]

@KaosuKaiari I discovered that "You must die" after saw this video, but I forget to erase the question :D

[KaosuKaiari]

@Antusteam Well then act as if I said nothing. :V

[MrDrcosmo]

Gravity cat not amused

[MrDrcosmo]

I about pissed my pants laughing about this

[NICKREAPER316]

gordon should've talked in this part. said something like "good name....but terrible joke. 'nother one of those and i'll have to crowbar ya.".....actually no, nevermind.

[magnusm4]

gordon is ganon

[GordonFreeman32]

OMFG HOW U KILLED HER!!

[re4pt0x]

@GordonFreeman32 this is GMOD^^

[DX4LIFFE]

The Free Man is not amused >:(

[natecoconut]

lol i was playing and after she said "get it?" she walked a few centimeters and launched into the ceiling and died and went "Noo.." get it? "Get it? No!"

[wolfrapter]

Lol gmod xD

Lololololol

Alex died of a not so funny joke

[CorruptLombax]

@wolfrapter thats what happens to ALL bad comedians and sitcoms, wolf...

[Kod15ak]

xDDDDD lol

[shazbot16]

that was unexpected

[675GYU]

24,000th viewer!!!!!!

[TokyoKid47]

Alyx- "Its like...a zombie.....combine..." Gordon- "NO SHIT SHERLOCK!"

[saimizz]

Gmod

[mrsubscribe11]

you must die is must die was funny

[starshine54323]

lololololololololol

[CoolioCoolCoolCool]

i dont get it.

[mrunknown68]

YOU MUST DIE!!

[ProductionSniper]

Barnacle ate Fast Headcrab

[KirbyY15]

YOU MUST DIE!

[leeoFaaneellii]

Gordon:ELI ALYX IS DEAD!A TREE FELL ON HER!

ELI: gordon tha..

Gordon:WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!!

ELI: LISTEN GORDON! tree's don't grow in kitchens.

[KuroiKarite]

I actually laughed when Alyx made this joke.

[tracynjesse]

@KuroiKarite I did too. But it was when she looked embaressed.

[gretschplaya]

@KuroiKarite Don't feel bad, I did too.

[MrPizzapoika]

@KuroiKarite

I laughed even more at her reaction wheen gordon doesn't say anything.

[ItAreMe]

@KuroiKarite me too

[Killarila]

@KuroiKarite ......................

[dimose14]

YOU MUST DIE

[tracynjesse]

@dimose14 why? is that a threat? are you a serial killer? I want to keep my life. My mom's life is less valubale then mine. Take her. She lives inside uranus. lol

[MunchyToast001]

And a exploding Kamikaze combine is a BoomBiner

[jamo0007]

shut up bitch and get back in the kitchen >:(

[PivotStorm]

lol

it was so loling

[LolzMan1325]

YOO MUST DIE

[Darkwolf214]

HAHA!

[zellthemedic]

Every time you make a lesbian porno in Garry's Mod starring Alyx, a headcrab is killed by Gordon Freeman.

Please. Think of the headcrabs.

[hank2417]

you must die!

[Paulisdead18]

Overrated quote from crappy cartoon.

[Metalsonic2008]

fuckin love it. goes to fav. oh and if anyone asks it is gmod, you can see the death obituaries on the top right corner. just telling ya :D

[glzgowlass]

Everytime you kill an Alyx...A Fast Headcrab dies from a Barnacle...

[volcunman2000]

@glzgowlass good those sucker are anoing

[TheUltimateFluffy]

@glzgowlass Isn't that good....?

[NarutoUzumachi97]

@glzgowlass but fast headcrabs die by brarnacle many times o.o

[Radicaldanny]

@glzgowlass

What do I care about a fast headcrab... If the barnacle didnt kill it, I sure would... :P

Though, Alyx is too hot to kill... =3 It would be such a waste if you kill her... :\

[rengiil777]

there was one time when there was zombies and my flashlight turned off and i heard zombie sounds i turned it on and alyx said haha i got you

[dimose14]

YOU MUST DIE!

LOL

[diegopabst]

barnacle killed fast headcrab xD

[Sanjii112]

you haven't had to kill her for just one dumb joke :O

; D

[Chocolateninjamonkey]

Lol

[TheAwesomeness96]

lol

[nty1907fb]

:D u must die motherfucker :D

[hopjop67]

LOL you must die!

[BadPeaceDK]

made in gmod

[MisterMicool]

for some pair of reason i got an erection of that...

[farmorochfarfar]

u must die

[MrShfinky]

DOES NOT COMPUTE!

[dimose14]

LMAO

[protomorphius]

That's exactly how Gordon should sound if he ever speaks!

[somechrisguy]

She kina sounded like hayley williams when she said "Thats like a... ah... Zombine! Right? Heh..." :D

[xXsankoXx]

@somechrisguy

not really.. ^^

[SpArTaN2567]

it appears a fast headcrab was killed by a barnacle around the same time you killed Alyx...

[Mcree114]

That joke was so bad it actually made Gordan Freeman talk.

[Timan81]

Thats like a zombine right?

YOU MUST DIE!!!

[WhereIsMyKtulhu]

5 STARS XDD

[sezani]

ROFL YOU MUST DIE LOL XD

[brutaka359]

So... he wants to fuck her dead in the Citadel?

[geraldsjackass]

hoy shit lag but funny!

[GTA4master18]

thats were the zombine came from?

[HTankGlory]

YOU MUST DIE!!

[SpartanElite095]

Obi-Wan's bad joke. XD

[enmity666]

lmfao XD

[PunkSkeittari]

xD LOL

[SuperRex104]

Your jokes are bad, and you should feel bad!

[Anmatuur]

*yawn*

[EasyProgramTutorials]

Do you get it? Heh heh.

No i don't you stupid bitch, YOU MUST DIE, Bitch!

[grandstand5]

YOU MUST DIE

[serdarguy12]

YOU MUST DIE!

[alyl603]

nice hhh awesome

[HL2MetroCop]

You must die bam bam bam pwnd !

[castimbasso]

YOU MUST DIE!!

Pwned!

[DeathwalkerFilms]

Barnacle - Combine Soldier LOL!

[99007003]

the joke wasn't THAT bad...

okay, it was.

[Thelegodude]

Barnacle (skull) Fast Headcrab

[youllert]

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!xD

[Martin4770]

the best thing from Gmod i have ever seen :-DDDDDDDDDDD

[norwegiandude11]

rly? then you should see the idiots of garrys mod. anyway this is realy funny lol

[DEIsaac]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDD

the ending just made me explode in laughter

[rareschamp]

gmod pwnz xD

[benjamind7]

you must die XD

[CrveniGavran]

WAT

[Madroxxide17]

Lolwut?

[11thirtyfour]

woo-hoo! First words Gordon ever spoke! :D His mother would be proud! ...I guess

[FlamePower25]

@11thirtyfour xD lol

[LoadupGERProductions]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool

5* XD

YOU MUST DIE

[thebry777]

that was fun! LOL!

[1dolar1note1]

GMOD ///

[JTC545]

so Gordan was Ganon all along .who knew?

[Smurfster1]

Funny, but my god the video quality is fucking awful.

[XMasterZing]

True.

[Killerclownmeat]

OMG you killed ken...er Alyx YOU BASTARD!

[Luckyest3]

Gordon finally talked!

[DinokillerSithlord]

so thats the reason why i alyx kills gordon in another video

[uja11]

LOL the funniest short video ever!! XD

[Mukopo]

:D :D :D Alyx is so funny 5/5

[generalcody117]

XDXDXDXDXD OMG YOU MUST DIE

[littlecheese888]

lol, You must die! *pow pow pow*

[supersmashfan99]

wtf?! "u must DIE!", i mean wat d fuk is that

[TriforceSlash]

OMFG, Brillitant

[thedude652]

this movies views are OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!

[HTankGlory]

What 9000?! There's no way that can be right, can it??!?!?!

[hybridthehobo]

U MUST DIE

[DecMan41]

I was NOT expecting that

[koukku23]

zombine hehehee i crack and laught that thing all fucking day

[ZombieHitman13]

omg lol.

[halowarsmyson]

Listen all i will not be responding to anymore comments all you guys ever do is complain if you see somthing thats bad leave it just leave it im tired of all these people going around saying blah blah blah ftard or this byada yada yada stop it just leave it to your selfs

[GypsyMike253]

U MUST DIE lol

[typomanbros]

This video is at exactly 9,000 views right now.

[MichaelWatt]

WHATNINE THOUSAND?!

[jebes909090]

ha ha ha. thats awesome. poor alyx.

[Cantaloupe33]

lol

[sadam23]

its gmod noob you can play the hl1 and 2 lvls on gmod

[metalsnake27]

Its actually G-mod played on the Hl2:Ep1 level.

[halowarsmyson]

no its half life 2 episode 1 no gmod

[nefets99]

retard look at the top right it shows people killing each other GMOD FTARD

[halowarsmyson]

look im not a retard if i was then how come I own a computer no virus history on it has good graphics all so i wouldn't know how to type if i was a retard + you must be retard cause Ftard is not a word in any dictionary in the world

ok

moron to : nefets99