Hysterical Clarkson and Hammond (2008)

[AliParada]

this would have been great with out all those fucking stops

[chockiemoo]

I lasted 49 seconds, re edit this crapy video.

[MetallMozzo]

paused at 1second..why? the ratings and comments put me off!

cheers people!!!! :D

[LfcGoddardENGCJG]

nothing comes close to the British Top Gear.

[ronaldb64]

Do you know you can do captions over the video instead of cuts?

[MrSaltyLemon]

so how close is mph to top gear?

reeeeaaaaallllyyy fucking close! :D

[vetrix]

jezza hamster hi

[sinisterminister416]

kill yourself you dolt

[dasherdudester]

FUCK OFF WITH THE CAPTIONS!!!

[eduardpqek1]

This is bullshit man!

[nisb21]

@eduardpqek1 - how is this bullshit?

[Fittetrynet]

idiotic captions...

[alimetalhead]

Dislike!

[SnowHarp]

yeah, I can't watch this with all the text speed bumps. See ya!

[MrHell180]

Why the fuck did you put those word parts in and comments from yourself

[waynestuntface]

Hey, why not put some cuts in ??

[samlovsanimals]

OMG WHY NOT AUSTRALIA WE LOVE TOPGEAR I LOVE TOPGEAR

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCC­CCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRR­DDDDDD:) !!!!!!!!!!!!! JJJJJJEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEEEMMMM­MYYYY !!!!!! :(

I LOVE YOU RICHARD IM NOT LIKE MOST AUSTRALIANS WERE NOT THAT BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rwnlof]

plz do not do those text-cuts.. B I G dislike

[rosiecj]

this could have been a very funny and entertaining video but the text titles are so off putting and the editing is also very rough

[floody2006]

Text is annoying and the camera used is shit!

[Halliday57]

You made a possible great video shit

[nakaharaindria]

that text is just annoying -___-;;

[shanebuzzer]

congrats on having a video with MORE dislikes than likes... you SA wanker douche

[hitbythese]

ive never seen such a good video made so bad

[hwcph]

it was a try

[Ranchen96]

take away the text.

[mjl4jc]

Wow....that was annoying as hell man.

[recommendme]

Text Whore

[nnjjiittss]

stupid text poppings!



[Scott000097]

VERY CRAP editing to the cunt who made this video

[GauntV]

took me until 1:14 before i got a headache, beat that!

[IIZODIIAC]

umm why the f*ck does jeremy always rip off Australia? the sad thing is hes actually been here before and he happens to be here atm, there has to be an intelligent reason????

[iMaNeRDsc2]

Fuck u whoever put the shit text in

[kieghacat]

"they wanted us to go to Australia... hehe I don't think so"

lol Ahh Jeremy... How's Melbourne right now? :D Ya should have come to Sydney! :)

[MrLangstar]

keep clicking 2:53

[MrLangstar]

mate your not funny

your text is just really annoying

[serenechewbb]

Terrible editing. Thumbs down.

[Mainiac1221]

2:46

[jackotheripper]

This is the worst video editing I've ever fucking seen.

[QuinAurora]

those black screens in between the conference is really annoying .... use the annotations or add your comment as a subtitle or something like that .... is much less annoying and distracting.

[muslireep]

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY

[phil9812]

Those black screens with text have ruined my faith in humanity.....

[forgotmeballs]

likes n dislikes r even

[wyncyspyder]

Ah, Hammie's so cute, the way he looks up to Clarkson with his big watery hamster eyes! Sooooo cute!

[sutter911]

I swear they give you space to comment on the video not in the middle of the video you Moron! Way to ruin a potentially funny video with your own sense of dumb ass humor! Care to repost this since I asked so nicely?

[littlegiant18794]

IT WAS A TRY!

[calijerk310]

OMG SERIOUSLY SERIOUSLY U GOTTA ADD THE HOMO ASS MOTHER FAKIN BLECK TEXT. FUCK KILLING THE PEOPLE WHO DISLIKE VIDEOS LETS KILL THIS GUY. HIS BLACK TEXT THINGS ARE MAKING ME PULL MY HOAIR OUT. THIS VIDEO WILL ALLOW FOR A TREATY BETWEEN THE DISLIKER AND LIKERS OF ALL KINDS. WE R ALL HERE TO KILL THE GAY ASS VIDEO UPLOADER

[axe456]

who is the idiot who deside too cut the video and add comments

[Juppah4u]

Comments were just dumb ruined the interview

[ahpollyolly]

Gave up watching after a minute of ego driven shite text.......

[AIJos1]

I flagged your user cos you're such a cunt for ruining some classic banter

[lanswipe]

disliked because of the fucking cuts every 5 seconds

[TheBuco69]

retarded comments if u have something to say say it and film yourself saying it and not fucking type like a little woos little shit bird ....

[DevilDriver1088]

you are a donkey...fcking comments

[666PunkDrummer666]

I really wanted to watch this but I'm not going to because of your stupid comments.

[jessloveszac]

Ahhh totally stuffed it up with the comments!!

Is there one without the comments??

[adcbmw]

seriooously bro wtf are the comments for u faget evey1 like jeremy

[Hasaan777]

1:59 was all I could stand.

228,400 views is 228,399 too many.

[RachaelMJ]

I can't even finish watching this - the added comments disrupt the press conference and ruined the vid.

[maganashi]

Too many pointless bloody comments.

[vlenhoff]

I love Jezza's face when he looks at the bottle.

[iaian001]

cool

[razers1]

This is the perfect "Lego set" argument; You take a peice of film, and peice together witty remarks after every statement in said film. This way you appear to be the aggressor or "winner" of the whole fragmented discussion. Genius! You made Jezza your bitch........

[4lligator]

As another aussie, i'd like to ask who says 'poofters' any more.

[pinkuggboots1]

your commentry is really quite bad.... Better Than The Australians??? If Jeremy and Richard wanna say that then we will hear it, but you cut stuff our to put in your crap! If this vid wasnt Top Gear i'd give a thumbs down!

[Mitca006]

get rid of the god damn comments! they ruin it! its ok if they're explaining something but thy're not! They're just in the way and hve turned wat could hve been an amazing video into a catastrafy! in my opinoin videos like these should hve as little editing as possible!

[SirWhite1994]

You know theres these new things called annotations

[Slowshyy]

Welldone for ruining a good video with your silly comments. Well fucking done.

[WhitbyStuff]

It'd be better if you didn't keep interrupting with your pointless interjections. Were not here to listen you your pointless quips.

[Smudgeboy]

Idiots - ruined it with your lame 'text-over'

[KRAJJI96]

although the text is a bit annoying, clarkson and the hampster watched it and thought it was funny. XD

[sexmachine1977]

dropp the text ffs

[manchesterutd78]

Jezza said he enjoyed doing it in Australia ALMOST as much as he liked doing it in England, Listen carefully next time.

[gthilly1]

you screwed the vid with u comments flashing

[kvnelvn]

way to fuck up the video.

[BloodWolf444]

U do realize u ruined that?

[Steve98345]

well that was unwatchable

[sheepdean]

What retarded cunt interjected this with idiotic captions

[UsmaanPro]

@sheepdean Well put my friend. Well put.

[rubenick]

whos the idiot who thougt putting comments in the middle of the vid would be a GOOD idea!?!?!?!

[chef704]

interrupting text makes this unwatchable don't bother everyone

[zazon5]

Your introjections are not funny and an interruption.

[Duffman105]

AMERICA = FAIL

[Oblivia666]

You fucking retard.

[wildmanpeterexcess]

retarded comments....another bloopers clip fukd up with inept comments.

[rassilonstributer]

Richard Hammond is...ahhhhh.

[Snagprophet]

fucking retard with the comments

[cmdfarsight]

1:35 you say 'he prefers it here' no he doesn't he said 'ALMOST'. Don't misquote him to boost your own egos

[PimpinerFattyStyle]

yes that stopping every 5 seconds it fucking dumb!

[OleVanDole]

Hate the text, go die in a tornado.

[marshmallow21]

Fcking stupid pop up comments ruined the clip.

Idiot.

[Trypticon2010]

What the fuck is with the stupid text popping up every 5 seconds?!

[JoshUSD]

Lol, clarkson is soo funny xD

[paulb1989]

Thanks for the constant retarded bits of text. A good video ruined. 1*.

[2386shorty]

does Jeremy and Richard not like Australians or Australia

[JoshUSD]

@2386shorty Austrailia, because they beat us in the world cup lol

[TheMeta1]

he didnt say he "preferred" it, he said he liked it almost more than at home.....that's english for "i like it just as much here, as there"

[VanguardOwns]

You ruined this video with the damn text. good job.

[Taaharehman]

Stupid

[AlexBarclay]

omg text why

[Georgeous129]

can't believe the text comes in as hammond speaks. hysterical clarkson and hammond, but the text doesn't make it hysterical. everyone should flag this as misleading

[gilraen690]

HystericalLY FUNNY. Dammit.

And don't flag, you blithering idiot. This can be corrected by the uploaders themselves.

[Haukelid]

That text popping in once in a while is terrible! Don't do it!

[Janusha]

Gawd.. Id like to spank the kid that added that lame text.

[Gumball04]

@Janusha I'm gunna join the fucking club!!! fucking so retarded.

[TheLightMyFire]

@Janusha i would like to beat him into deep coma

[kyuzoify]

@Janusha and i'd like to help you

[TheAngryGit]

Why the fuck does al that shitty text keep on appearing, it's not fucking funny.

[hardcore4republican]

@ajd1992 of course it does involve your feet, how to you go over the line and score a touchdown? Do you magically teleport over?

[DimaBilanLove]

Where's Captain Slow?

I didn't hear or read why he wasn't there. :)

[xluvgaga]

i luv thee bit where he picks up the bottle of water, looks discusted and then puts it down again!!

[Thetruepianoman]

stop interrupting you cunt let us watch the vid u spaz

[Erik69ENG]

SA FUCK! dirty fuking africans

[Slovak4god]

but it WAS A TRY

[enigma02g]

dude, shut the fuck up. I don't give a god damn fuck about soccer or any other crap. Stop with the little bulletins

[fatalvoices]

rugby actually mate

[dani1791983]

dude trys are rugby.

[akaelripley]

Couldn't watch this because of the completely unnecessary interruptions.

[timinator824]

whos the guy on the far right?

[tjcrabtree82]

hahaha......."Super Gay".......hahaha!!!!!!!! Seriously, the interrupting bullshit is not cool.

[blainyrules]

it fucking was a try you cunts

[Nickomfacc]

hell it was a try. Rugby is English and we should have won. :p

[CaptainChaos1234]

wtf is with this interrupting shit?

[murphdaholdenhero]

Top Gear Australia sucks... quite frankly.

[KRAJJI96]

@murphdaholdenhero agreed

[TomD4Eva]

"hysterical"? what the fuck about that was hysterical!?

[ConverseKid3000]

watched 35 seconds and the interrupting has already annoyed me!!

[Bicz87]

You should be hanged for messing this vid up u fag

[itstherevolution]

Dude...lol you are soo gay for messing up this video I'm going to dub you "Super Gay!"

[Mahaney82]

Hey man. I just wanted to say, you did a great job of adding your two cents in on the video every 10 seconds. It makes it worth watching and doesnt destroy the video at all.............. Fag. Quit that shit.

[mintyvision]

what is the point of all the stupid fucking comments and pauses? at what point while editing them in did it seem like a good idea you complete and utter spastic.

[JT2534]

stop interupting ffs

[PcKSnipE]

Stop interrupting the video faggots

[marcvp21]

annoying...

[RGCSucks]

cant b botheed watching the rest, stop interrupting the fucking video

[NissanDriver15]

There's this awesome new invention called "Subtitles", it lets you annoy other people without stopping the video. Goddamn.

[Dr0wnX]

What is up with that TeethWhitening thing and Hammond ? xD

[KiwiZombie]

Running gag in series 8

[theflyingmusician1]

what an idiot, I would have proffered it if you hadnt put the video on Youtube that to infuriate others by putting stupid pauses in it

[maserati199]

DAMN COMMENTS!

[ZOMGsound]

He said almost better... Sure this video failed all chance. :)

[TakybaJoe]

I don't know if I should rate this video one star or five stars because I love Top Gear, but hate the annoying comments that ruin the video.

[MrAmw1]

it was a try and stop putting fuckin stupid comments in the clip cos you ruin it fuckwit

[itstherevolution]

well that great to watch aye...why not stick in a load of flashing lights and really make it un-watchable?

[xHUNGNASTYx]

Really FUCKING Close.... lol !!!!

[8CaptainJackSparrow8]

seriously... i can't even watch this. why do you have to fuck it up with your stupid pauses... only dumb fucks do that.

[itstherevolution]

lol

[hal360champ]

the host of this video can burn in hell for interrupting the video with stupid comments. fucking wanker

[Kingsmead87]

horrible fuckSHIT ...

[XOH4YB]

well we know south africans cant make videos. fuckin retard

[mille666]

This has to be the most annoying video ever. Cant even watch it.

[94TMWolverine]

this is the most irritating film ever

[bmwm5rox]

Lmao jeremys face between 2:10 and 2:20 with the water bottle

[JDLupus]

Hey, you remind me of a "friend" called Gary... he seemed to think he was cool or something.

[JpattyB]

omfg stop pausing it and saying shit

[evikpain88]

retard dumbass fucktard, who the HELL GAVE you the idea that TEXT WAS A GOOD IDEA?

[LostDiamond7]

you know, i may as well watch the teletext for the rest of my life, the subtitles and comments are cheesy, annoying, pretty pointless, and seems like they've been up there by the village idiot.

Great interview!! [what we could see of it anyway]

[mbiraguy]

Constant interruption of the clip with useless screens of text really ruin the video for me. One star.

[oly36]

NICE SUBTITLES U FUCKING DICK!

[WeirdBoy247]

stop the fucking subtitiles its irritating just have the confrence

[lnerA4sng]

subtitles, u stupid person

[icychikki]

Subtitles COMPLETELY ruined a piece of great TV. Get rid of those fucking stupid subtitles.

[nigelmtb]

Unwatchable.

[khllysf]

very annoyingly edited video. keep the comments to yourself ! or put them in a seperate video!!

[megaman2000]

lovely subtitles that ruined what is a briliant bit of entertainment. the subtitles were about as subtle as a brick to the face.

[Sibemaster12]

It was a try.

[Sickillahz]

Sounds so cockney when jeremy goes "REALLY fuckin close" xD

[Darrenmce350]

whats all the black screen stuff? i just wanna watch the fuckin video

[SidneyXda]

damn right birmingham isnt england, i fucking live in that pathetic city

[skelhoy]

The fact windows movie maker uses a subtitle function obviously didn't cross by15tahore's mind. Burn.

dhaemer, calm down, that mouth will get you banned.

[Sam13lfc]

What's the point with all of those subtitles, even if you DESPERATELY wanted them in the video, did you have to stop it EVERY time one came up??

[oggle1225]

lol i love richard wen the teeth whitening bit cums up... oh 4 the love of god!!!

[dhaemer]

1 tell me what i wrote wrong and 2you try and write that in dutch you fuck i'm dutch and i'm beter at english than you are at dutch so in short fuck you and cry some where else bitch

[skateteampiss]

those sub titles are fucking annoying. it was a try. your not better than australia. you suck.

[ktriplej]

it was a try u retard