Drunk Jeff Goldblum - 3 Pizzas

[Periphery830]

These remind me thoroughly of Brule's rules

[Storhonta]

"You're playing the greatest games..." lol

[artistwithouttalent]

3 Pizzas from Mother Bear's or an Apple product...Pizzas.

[gabrielpedroso92]

people need this to understnad what hes saying

[newmantopia]

Hot fresh out of the box. Uve nah uneh put anchovies on it.

[LacrimosaElodia]

but hey, when you'd bought some stock from Apple in 1999... BAM now millionaire. :3

[jacketnipple]

put anchovies on the fuuuckinnnn mac broooooo

[dustinkagan]

"drunk"



[typhonsentra]

Whoa Jeff... games on the Mac? You've had one too many man.

[djburst]

Pot fresh outta the box!

[DomIstKrieg]

Games? On a mac. Dont think so, Jeff.

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

ya know what I just noticed?

Mac. Greatest Games. AHAHAHAH!

[blasterchief123]

greatest games . . . LOLNOP

[DoctorSess]

@Jimk669 i called some other guy an asshole, actually by accident, so i added also as in you are also an asshole... i'm just fucking with you though, but you are an asshole.

[DoctorSess]

@Jimk669 i'm referring to you... asshole.

[DoctorSess]

@Jimk669 what

[DoctorSess]

@Jimk669 you're also an asshole.

[jasondanielpruitt]

Full blown AIDS sent me here

[fett1818]

I would rather have 3 pizzas than a Mac.

[UprootedEagle]

$30 a month for an indefinite period of time..

[DoctorSess]

@UprootedEagle you're an asshole.

[hottopichouseeatit10]

@Jimk669 Well, yes i do believe so. Lol

[Internalgrace]

please stop saying "_____ sent me here"

[hottopichouseeatit10]

Man, this is fucking trippy to watch and listen to when you are high.

[musicmasterliam]

you own a compuuter!

[schwarg]

"playing the greatest games" lololol

[SoupSquadNG]

Fucking stamper...

[peronkop]

iMac is a hell of a drug

[mad87645]

ponies > tobuscus

[peabnuts123]

PONIES sent me here.

[Yonin777plus]

Ponies sent me here

[artistwithouttalent]

@Yonin777plus How?

[Yonin777plus]

@artistwithouttalent

someone made a video using this same audio only with Applejack from My Little Pony

[artistwithouttalent]

@Yonin777plus OMFG THANK YOU!

[WalterLiddy]

What kind of idiot things slowing a video makes the speaker 'drunk'?

[Metanoia112]

man that computer is sitting in a box in the corner of my room

[celonsus]

Stamper sent me here.

[nicolmedia]

i think i'll take a pc and 2 pizza's

[kezaro]

"Playing the greatest games" = KidPix and Oregon Trail

[BitterBurst]

Skitch sent me here.....

[harboringanomalies]

Man, I'd give someone else's arm to get wasted with Jeff Goldblum.

[ubermario64]

to think that i could have 3 pizzas pr month instead of a Mac...

[moarfeene]

Oh God, he sounds like a real cannabis philosopher.

[omgitsLindsay]

You'd have to be drunk to endorse Apple.

[redxilljs]

Mac OS is terrible...

[yourshadow1991]

ok, any one can make anyone sound drunk. just slow the video down some its not hard...

[piro632]

Maybe Zone sent Tobuscus here.

[manofthe916]

i sent myself here

[GaiaGadzook]

But... I really like pizza...

[cravingradishes]

I like how there are more comment thumbs up than video thumbs up

[Qewtful]

hahahahahahahhahhhahahahahahah­ahahahahahaahahaha

[jeffdaharper]

At least my Pizza wont be replaced by a Pizza2 3 seconds after I buy it.

[ModernDayDevil]

@moviequotescentral dont I feel silly now....

[tbearpartytime]

Good commercial for a terrible overpriced product.

[MrEvilcannibal]

fuck off douche i want my pizzas O.o

[Dasneezequeen]

@MrEvilcannibal Ditto

[ironintel]

that is gay

[moarfeene]

Sounds kinda like Bill Cosby.

[Grumpygriffo]

you should buy less beer, you could get an ipad pretty quickly i reckon..........

[ohEllanora]

lame

[tetrashiek]

youtube brought me here

[mechanism8]

He's still alive? Didn't some giant lizard eat him?

[nanturadu]

So you skip 20$ worth of pizzas every month for eternity but the mac was advertised at 29.99$. Wow! That is shameless...

[redscarf]

jeff after dentist.

[ModernDayDevil]

Did you just slow down the ad?

/watch?v=VtIESahxeMA

[moviequotescentral]

@ModernDayDevil lol no jeff godblum really got drunk and made this ad. NO! of course he slowed it down! That's the joke that anyone slowed down sounds drunk!

[BlackStar940]

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[MrBiffi]

you can see he´s jewish by his huge ears :P

[Deathbunnys]

So he's saying skip pizzas and get an apple instead? Sounds like a healthy choice to me.

[ThisIsWillsWorld]

SO WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STARVE TO GET A MAC? FUCK YES, APPLE

[philfish120]

The greatest games on Mac? Ha.

[MyMessyMind]

whos zone?



[liko856]

wow he does sound drunk , and high at the same time

[nelsonchris99]

why does he have to mention PIZZA??

[AIDSbanana]

@nelsonchris99 cause he's HIGH DAMNIT

[Starjetgex]

that would me i woudn't be able to eat pizza for as long as it takes me to pay off the mac

[Brennna]

Jeff Goldblum sent me here.

[Ranemoraken]

I'm so hungry for pizza right now.

Oh wai...that's not the message.

[Eksile8]

you could never get me to own a peice of nazi hardware technology such as apple....linux or windows for me thank you

[SlipperehPuppeh]

I wouldn't buy three pizzas a month, because it's a waste.

[royselmer]

put then ur hungry... :'(

[iAmDrPepperDude]

TOBY WINS!!!!!!!!! SCREW YOU ZONE!!!

[JakeHammre]

Playing the greatest games? Not on the iMac...

[DanioOoX]

lets see.. 171 pizzas by the time you finish paying for your computer, i think i will take the pizzas

[seankinsellasean]

What use is a computer if you starve to death....

[Utrilus]

What a lier i can get a pizza for 2 idk why anyone wold play 10 for 1 and u cant play games on MAC's at least you couldn't 3 years ago, he's just trying to trick you for money!

When apple gives you a mac make use of it.

Get MAD!

When apple gives you a mac throw it back into their faces!

Make apple rue the day they tough they cold give us a mac

IL blow up their entire corporation with a Explosive MACK!

Imma get right on that, o wait it already exists!

(parody of portal 2 cave Jonson)

[rings16]

@Utrilus i agree but this was |AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BACK when computer where all getting coolz and stuff

[CrunchyDaddy]

He makes way less sense when he's sober

[ZENUDIE]

STARVE YOURSELF FOR THE COMPUTER

[TenaciousDougie]

I'd rather have 3 pizzas a month, thank you.

[FreeWhoopin1390]

Lol old ass imac with a CRT monitor

[sayYAYtooday]

He looks like a desendant of the ancient egyptiansl.

[cpcomedy314]

6- COLLABRATING

7- EXTREME WAYNES WORLD CLOSEUP!

[Heliosvector]

playing games on mac? ..... yeah i dont think so

[GenomsoldierRV]

He's high!

[Hoodmonsa]

Thumbs if you got here and dont remember how the hell it happened.

[Ichfahrerum]

no we don't need food ... let's just live by being on a computer givin us all we need ... LOL

[nnnnicolaaaa]

uhhhhhhhhhh

[TheCheese909]

Of course its slowed down, it makes it even more funny. Sounds like hes high or drunk and having a revelation. lol

[Tremulanted]

this guy speaks the truth...

[Baboy318]

Winning

[Echosofthemind]

Is...is he drunk? Why does he sound drunk?

[demonhuskfang]

@Echosofthemind the video is slightly slowed down thats why

[Kyledrownstoday]

@Echosofthemind It's slowed down.

[Echosofthemind]

@Echosofthemind People, I know it was slowed down, it was a joke!

[deadpatronus]

Fuck Tobuscus and Zone. Im here for Jeff Goldblum.

[MajorSangheili]

i love Jeff Goldblum!

[Scveris]

Now he sounds like a HIGH Chaos Mathematician. XD

[ukrichguy]

Tobuscus sent me here.

[95Strandberg]

@ukrichguy Me to! xD

[Alternatevil]

"Compeuchter..."

[smokey2x]

Zone...

[Elarithon1]

ROFL!

[ChromosomeExcel]

Zone sent me here lol

[Ryuurik]

Thanks ZONE, this was actually pretty funny.

[GreatLimmick]

A pizza will feed me for like two and a half days. He wants me to go a week without food every month for a computer?

[Darkspysrival]

Zone FTW!

[bytesabre]

Thanks Zone... Also how could you play "amazing games" on a fish bowl imac?

[oiramldx]

Zone sent you here

[LuwiigiMaster]

@oiramldx Actually, it was Stamper. Zone retweeted it.

Still, doesn't make me love Zone less as a person, though <3

[JoSilverNG]

@LuwiigiMaster OH you gotta love both stampy and zone.

[LuwiigiMaster]

@JoSilverNG Stamper is a god-like animator, period. Zone as an animator is decent, but his frame by frame animating needs serious work. But I just <3 his logo...

[KradSoba]

@LuwiigiMaster are you an idiot? Zone tops Stamper any day...When comparing styles, Zone's animation is much smoother than Stamper...I don't know what you're talking about, your computer must be rubbish...

[LuwiigiMaster]

@KradSoba He's only good for two reasons: Source coherency and rotating limbs/stretch and squash animation. Oh, and pornography, can't forget that.

Just because you couldn't get off to Skeet Fighter (who could) but could to Zone-Juri, doesn't mean Zone is better. :P

[JoSilverNG]

@LuwiigiMaster BOTTOM LINES is I've both shared a beer and got a hug from stamper.

So Stamper Wins in my book!

[LuwiigiMaster]

@JoSilverNG I wish I could come across these cool people myself. Hell, I'd hang out with Stamper more than Zone because, I dunno. He has a cooler name.

[bjams77]

@oiramldx Zone? Isn't that the guy that makes sexual cartoons?

[gazdavephillips]

this actually made me cry with laughter

[GamePlayUK]

all u have done is slow it down -_-

[coltonmonsterface]

@GamePlayUK That's the point, he's supposed to sound drunk.

[GamePlayUK]

@coltonmonsterface what r u on about

[Arakmatzu]

the music as well is drunk LOL!



[LouisLambert]

Unfortunately, if I were stoned, this would seem completely normal.

[brotherdarek]

Starts to sound like old Jimmy Stewart!

[macintosh3823]

What kind of person eats 1 pizza per week!?

[lunne14]

@macintosh3823 americans?

[vettafaene]

Aah for fuck's sake! inGen told you to do this, right? 

[MrTSquared]

LOL, "put anchivoes on it"

[acslater017]

is this gonna last forever??? RAAAAR!!!

[WhiteSpyder170]

$30/month for 67 months. The suckers who fell for that shit probably just finished paying off that piece of shit computer just a couple weeks ago.

[drrobertoboogie97]

@WhiteSpyder170 More like 30 months. The entry level iMac G3 was $899.

[Datleco]

How do they get this shit?

[mramadoor]

whaat? fuck jeff goldblum man

[rurounizanza]

@mramadoor I know right? Now give me some more of that Pineapple Express stuff. That shit is good!

[rockerseven]

3 pizzas, or a mac...hmm

easy choice...pizza :)

[MrSmokeydogg7]

LMAO

[DaftBrian]

hahahahah

[TetrisChemisttt]

considering steam has come to macs and allowed cool games(years after their release however), this makes the ad complete bullshit the fact that it's 2.5 years old, good fucking luck getting good games on your mac 2 years ago, or now you could wait 1-2 more years till the games I got on my pc come out for your mac

[TheEnginefan]

Apple, think different, buy windows

[AudioZer0]

i lost it at 0:23 when he said "You own a compuuuuuuuter!"

[7r3v0r]

does he mention at any point the total number of pizzas this would come to?

[MegaTardos69]

who da fuck is jeff goldblum

oh this guy. Sad fac i thought he'd look cooler....

like john stamos hes a cool guy.

[burtonrules123]

was this made when ID4 came out?

[lisochek1]

he has the munchies...pizzas pizzas pizzas and yea....greatest games..wtf? hahaha

[PatrickLeonDotCom]

Put anchovies on it if you want

[RuinOrPeace]

Why is this so freakin funny?!?

[FunGuy529]

PC's blow. Stop being a cheap ass and buy a Mac. Or get a better job. PC's are good for car rental spots and warehouse inventory. For everything else there's MAC.

[bubbamittens]

@FunGuy529 Hipster.

[cptwentworth]

Why have you slowed this down?

[mpgriffo1234]

wtf

[liOVERLOADil]

The biggest liberal douche ever...

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil funny how a republican calls a liberal actor that everyone loves a douche

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil oh im sorry tea partyer?

[liOVERLOADil]

@WetEars13 The Tea Party is not a political party. There are more political parties other than Democrat or Republican, you should educate yourself. I dislike Jeff Goldblum because of his reckless support of social programs and ideals that are bankrupting and destroying America. Therefore, Jeff Goldblum is a liberal douche.

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil Independents are also quite stupid if thats what your saying you are. Independents say they are independent, yet they vote against the winning side. Therefore your a conservative douche

[liOVERLOADil]

@WetEars13 Your comment is so retarded that it should be illegal. In case you missed it, your fallacious thought process went like this: "You aren't a Republican or Democrat, therefore I think you're an Independent. I think Independents are dumb for some arbitrary reason. You must be an Independent because you aren't a Democrat, and therefore you are a douche". Are you really so small minded as to think that there is only conservative or liberal? The scary thing is that you probably vote...

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil U do know that the other partys really are not important right

[liOVERLOADil]

@WetEars13 Important... As in they probably won't win? With that kind of attitude, they never will. In case you haven't noticed, Democrats and Republicans have both been doing a pretty shitty job, but they're the ones that will win so we might as well vote for one of them rather than a third party candidate which might actually represent the people for a change. Enjoy your status quo.

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil yeah but to bad its bushes fault why were in this mess. not obamas sorry.

[liOVERLOADil]

@WetEars13 ...Yeah, OK Strawman.

[WetEars13]

@liOVERLOADil strawman?

[whoisdickieschnabel]

@WetEars13 they don't comprehend things like "love".

[WetEars13]

@whoisdickieschnabel haha so true

[skateinsults]

jeff goldblum is the devil haha..but yeah skip the pcs..when was this commercial out

[kerrywsmyth]

I'd rather get a $1500 computer that runs great for 5 years than a $600 computer that runs crappy after about 4 months and then is virtually useless after about 2 years.

[Brockhad]

I love his lines of logic. Beats Spock in sheer fascination anyday.

[walla4u2nv]

is this subliminal advertising because it almost sounds like he says "skip the PCs"

[Stoneth]

Greatest games? What the fuck is he smoking?

[camarqu]

Haha, the greatest games?!

What a truly great comedian.