Bleach Park: The difference between goth and vampire kids

[tricksterhuaun]

Goth kids are pretentious, Vampire kids are pussies.

[TsukiakariDono]

Oh my goodness! This is just too funny! This is brilliant, absolutely brilliant^-^! Oh, and Ulquiorra is simply AWESOME!!!!!

[JaegerjaquezRelease]

I finally understand... Ulquiorra is a gothic duchebag vampire.

[ccanime36]

ok i give up and I'll just ask... When I look up Bleach Vampires, this is not what I wanted. It is good and funny, but I remember watching episodes of Bleach, that sort of Vampire Characters and I can seem to find it, all what is the first episode where that one Vampire guy with the stone snakes things.

if anyone knows what I'm talking about please help me out :)

[Hollow5Shadow]

@ccanime36 I think your talking about one the Bounts

[ccanime36]

@Hollow5Shadow yes now I remember thank you but do you happen to know what episode that was? :/

[froakentoken3]

cant even remember anymore or was it goth kids do all the stuff i said vampire kids do im not even sure which it is myself o.o

[froakentoken3]

vampires starting at 5 or younger just love double edged symmetrical swords and like watching dokuro chan/happy tree friends/pivot/sonics quest for power/elfen lied there a collection of the most violent animes of all time! >:) also like lesser violent shows like inuyasha and 8 foot tall 230 pound great dane dogs and desperately need clothes that dont hurt someone who was born able to get hurt by touching unsmoothly shaped things and feel alot like a t-shirt feeling material

[froakentoken3]

in addition to the extremely good blood taste of half way closing ur eyes also they have an extremely good feeling feel by fucking off sometimes at random starting at the age of 13 or so years old and have some super natural curse making things with a 1/ a few 10,000 of a chance of happening that have that chance of happening once every seven years happen in a bad way that sucks balls lol D:

[froakentoken3]

oh i forgot vampires= have the urge to walk around all the time

[froakentoken3]

vampires half way close there eyes and have an extremely good feeling taste in there mouth to the taste of blood and get hurt by touching unsmoothly shaped things which is the real life equivalent of fake fantasy the urge to vant to suck your blood and get burnt to death by touching the sun

[ChocolateLover2456]

@TinyDreamer115. I sooo think it fits him too!

[CashlessNick]

All Soul Reapers are Vampires

[LordManda2]

@CashlessNick Nonesense! Komamura is a werewolf :P

[TinyDreamer115]

lol strangely that voice fits ulquiorra :D

[veteranofsmashbros]

*Picture of Ulquiorra's resurrección shows* Ulquiorra: uhh... Woops

[Scythewielder137]

Cool!

[TRFJazz123456789abz]

douchbag wanna be boner! XD i love ya ulqui kun!

[CaptainHurpDurp]

Trey and Matt put an end to the scene kid debate before I even knew what scene was.

[lildemonslayer]

Wit about demons like myself are we retards ulqui-kun

[MsTurtlelove123]

.........psst guy your eyeliner is running

jk i love ulquiorra lol

[ShowMe160]

Thnaks Ulquiorra for that wonderful message I remember that episode

[Vampirekingist]

1 person is a vampire, retard

[15melodygirl]

All vampires just officially got owned by Ulquiorra

[RayKanen69]

I love life... but i cant stand the sun, it's far too brigt...

[AXELisSMEXY]

thats most of the kids at my school

[XtraLarge2]

This is actually pretty good.

[Dearhunter43]

I love life and truely love the sun.

[EP1CF41LUR3x]

So which one are you Ulquiorra? XD

[laurathecat]

But I think I'm a vampire and I'm not retarded -sobs-

[ShElBsKI97]

Becuase anybody that thinks they are a vampire are freakin retarded XDDDD

[Dearhunter43]

@ShElBsKI97 one vampire kid disliked LOL

[ShElBsKI97]

@Dearhunter43 XDDDDD

[gaarafan10100]

finnly i hate how they confuse that its annouying

[RedheadMetalC]

that voice fitted with character.

[skylirra]

i like how he can say all that with no expression whatsoever.

[COMFYSOCKZ]

LLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAA­AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[chibichlo]

LMAO, oh god that was funny!

[blackheartedartist]

THANK YOU ULQUIORRA!!

[MsSlipknot420]

south park!!!

[evfan13]

wait so which one is Ulquiorra? vamp or goth?

[AllmightyNarele]

@evfan13 Gosh, ofc

[bleachlillynette]

@evfan13 he's emo

[Crystalthechidna5]

@evfan13 A bit of both, depending on who you ask

[LordManda2]

Ulqiorra's just doing this cause he dosent want people to think he sparkles just cause his Resurrection makes him look like a vampire xD

[k8g8s8]

i am emo

[HappyHabbo]

I'm so glad we could clear that up! lol

[DawnandDuskInc]

Edward is a fairy... Blade is a vampire. know the difference, it just might save ur life!

[meisrock]

"F#@% all of you" HAHA

[moraz21]

I don't get it- why would anybody actually think that if there were vampire, they'd SPARKLE? Twilight fan make no sence at all.

[TheHaLoJeDi]

Ulquiorra's Ressureccion is actually a bat, so i think he just called HIMSELF a douchebag wannabe boner XD

[Fantasyfangs13]

*claps* Bravo! Bravo!

This is coming from a guy whos a bat so Ulquiorra preatty much talking bad about himself...

[elesararwos]

XD wow that's hilarious!

[theanimemuffin]

lol I love the Twilight pun here. xD

"Enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks..."

Twilight sucks. xD *hugs Ulquiorra* :3

[zenmaster931]

I always bring this kind of thing up with my friends when we're near a Hot Topic.

[angelcute72]

It's true! people are actually wannab vampires! When i went to a restraunt a guy sitting across from us was wearing light make up but you could tell what he was trying to do, because we kept hearing him say " Eating is bad for vampires."

Fuckin retarded.

[Joker80808]

HOT TOPIC MUST DIE!

[angelcute72]

@Joker80808 they have good graphic tees but they are emo goth kemo combined,

I hate it. They actually sell Twilight stuff. i mean i watch it becuase my friends do i dont even care really.

[BleachiePanda]

Then you are most likely a douche bag vampire wanna be boner. xDD

[deathslice60]

this is how it goes hahahahha

[littlemissyuki13]

Omg and that is coming from the most emo-wannabe EVER. Good job, though! ^^

[ladybugseatppl]

and yet ulquiorra is a bat!!! do we see the irony here???

[yugioh5dscrazy101]

.......said the guy who loks emo.

[MidnightEkaki]

@yugioh5dscrazy101 He's talking about vampire wannabees, not emos...

[arrancarsoulcaptain]

how do u put clips of the episodes on the vid!?!?! i ca never figure it out!!!! and how to make them look like there lip synking!!!!!!!! *GRRRRR* i you know how (i'm pretty sure you do) reply 2 this and tell me how!

[matrixgrl]

A DOSH BAG VAMPIRE WANNABEE BONER

[morris280]

*claps* so true so true

[Narutarderthanu]

LMAO.

"Wannabe Vampire Boners."

XD

"And whoever thins they are Vampires, are fucking retards."

*Claps*

XD

[gaaraxnejixcute]

that is soooo funny! and soooo true

[THEKapergame]

YEA F*** YOU BRITNIE WANNEBIES

[greatdrawer1234]

ULQUI-SAMA~! YOU ARE SO RIGHT X3!!

*coughtwilightcough*

[AxelXOrgXIII]

I love that ep of South Park adn this made it alot better ^^

[Xgloomshadow]

south park

[EvilLittleAngel475]

"then you are mostly a douchbag vampire wannabe boner"

how nice XD

[EvilLittleAngel475]

"because anyone who thinks they are a vampire i freakin retarded" LOL

[HeartlessGanster]

@EvilLittleAngel475 instead of nnoitora it should hav been grimmjow with his mid finger up cuz he says fuck al of u do u think

[allenwalker4th]

@EvilLittleAngel475 that is very true damn twilight preps

[theglamsquad10]

Well HELL YEAH

[chyna610]

this episode was epic on south park

[Roronoa79]

lol you should've flashed images of the Bounts' reaction to this XD

[animeluver168]

Edward Cullen!!!

....

sry, 0:21 - 0:32 sounded like it was meant for him

[DarkShinigamiX3]

=|

I love you Ulquiorra.=)

[aangandtoph4ever]

..... Fucki'n a..

[theglamsquad10]

I know who the vampire Kids will be

Grimmjow

Loly

Menoly

Luppi

Wonderweiss

[hawleyx]

Grimmjow as a vamp? I always thought he would either be a pissed off chav or a street fighter in real life XD

[theglamsquad10]

Szayel

Shūhei Hisagi

[AngelicScreamer]

He is a messenger from God !!

[theglamsquad10]

0:41 is so funny

[MexicanBearFighter]

wise words.... haha!

[origamipein18]

Oh my god, what Ulquiorra said is totally true!

[AnimeGreenTea]

LOL I'm all those goth things...'xept I'm not goth and I don't hate life and don't smoke!

[coconutkirby]

I feel like smoking and drinking coffee. Think I will.

[cybrog9]

coming from a guy who's resureccion is actually a bat.

[regizero333]

@cybrog9 IRONY IS IRONIC!!!! LOL

[HELLSING3660]

@cybrog9 xD I Know Right! I Was Laughing When He Started About DoucheBagVampireWannabe BlahBlahBlah Haha

[bleachlillynette]

@HELLSING3660 ...you forgot boner XD

[Crystalthechidna5]

@cybrog9 Oh so very true

[geasscanceler16]

i feel so motivated. i dont know why. Ulquiorra can just do that its fucking weird. hes almost the chuck norris of bleach, aizen is currently chuck norris

[xIAmLx]

im a vampire kid ;P *wink* lolz

[truefreak131]

god i hate goth posers

[Matty64728]

Me and my friend are Vampire goths. We heard it on South Park and YES we do actually consider our selves retarded. We're just crazy like that.

[RaspberrySlurpee]

Did Nnoitra just say "Olive Oil"? o__o

[gaaragirl22]

No I think he said "Fuck all of you." but it was cut out cause of "naughty language" lol XD

[DibsWife]

douchbag, vampire wanna be, boner. LoL ^_^

[LadyLucario]

Ulquiorra is sooo right! Teach us oh wise one! Inlighten us so that we may be as awsome and kool as you but that impossible because no one is cooler then Ulquiorra! All hail Ulquiorra-Kun!

[beauty0o]

Me: YAAAY ULQUI SAMA TEACH US!

Ulquiorra:...No now go away I serve Aizen and onley aizen I have no time 4 u...

Me:...*Cries*

[XiaDragoness]

*Claps* Ulquiorra speaks wise words

[7BlackWolf7]

Not all people are so deluted to think they are actually vampires. Most of those people just fallow the vampire tridtions. They might join up and make a cult but they are just another part of society. As long as they drink the blood of animals and if they must drink the blood of humans from blood packs I'll have no problem with them.

[darthvader1014]

hollows are gost and vizards are gay vampire kids ULQUIORRA IS AWESOME!!!

[karinvampiregirl]

lol! You tell em Ulquiorra! Here that you vampire wannabe's YOUR FREAKIN RETARDED! Just listen to this guy. He knows what he's talkin about.

[redron213]

"anyone who thinks they're actually a vampire is FREAKING RETARTED!!!"

[ElFattyFatMan]

Lol, Nnoitra, "That's right!"

[JReed1985]

What those Goth kids in South Park don't understand is that there is such thing as Vampire goths. Vampires did inspire the Gothic fashion believe it or not.

The Goth kids hated the fact that they were being mistaken for being vampire wannabes and that they wanted to be individual.

[crimsonwolf333]

*CLAPS*

[Axelfangirlviii]

*claps* Ulqui speaks the truth! :D

[funnychic96]

LOLZ!! XDXDXDXD

[kikikutie12]

that was so beutiful. wait. aw man, that means i'm freakin retarded. XD

[oOopantherxXx]

Ulquiorra PWNS!!! XD

[p6mkq]

he is good as a teacher :D

he reminds me of wander from

the Shadow of t he colossus :D

[Tradgiclullaby]

LOL. The psychotically obsessed Twilight fans should listen to what Ulqui has to say about vamp kids. xD

[BlumberBerry]

I know right XD

[ULQUIORRA4100]

ulqui speaks the truth! respect him dammit!

[TheDevilHerslef]

EPIC WIN!!!

[sailoruchiha101]

YES! *throws hands in the air*

[motiongraphics81]

To hear South Park come out and elaborate on this point makes me so happy.

[newworldfool]

Ulquiorra's heart-warming speech.

[RMG45]

wasnt that the audio from southpark?

where the goths were fighting with the gay vampire kids?

[Zeonark]

Ulquorria made this speech full of win.

...I'm freaking retarded. D:

[RisseFallenNicht]

I like vampires, but even I am not retarded enough to believe I actually am one. I hate sparkles anyways...

[BrokenMcthief]

*clap* YAH!!! U R SOOO RIGHT !!!

[beauty0o]

hmmmmm....i dress in black cuz its fun....i dont wanna smoke....i drink coffie sometimes...but im not putting sparkles on my cheeks even for a dare! so what the hell am i?

[alicia4774]

Gay

[Virulent75]

Normal.

[ThePoisonedDoughnut]

That voice is disturbingly perfect for Ulquiorra.

[posthumanfetus]

I love how at the end, the tall kid says "FUCK all of you!" and everyone claps even more.

[joshbobak2]

lol

[akatsukiconcubine]

So ture ULqui!!

[Aanubis11]

no you are just retarted -.-

[amyautobot6]

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

I'm a douche bag vampire wannabe boner! XD

[amyautobot6]

Oh, and I guess I'm freaking reTARDED too...

[eliana25o]

awsome vid!XD

everything he said is true!

[lustrox14]

lo fucking l

[empirie]

sweet, i liked it!

keep em comming

[TokyoJazz]

XD XD XD XD XD ROLMFAO!!!!!

[firefangalchemist]

i like how he says " reTARDED "

nice vid

[DuskShark]

I like it.

[death2160]

hes copying the words from the new south park episode.

[DuskShark]

I know. And it's about time new eps were made(good thing I keep bugging him. I know him in rl).