A 'Cheeto' Jesus

[pfizur]

1. Who the hell cares?

2. Why can't I hear the voice over?

[iwasboredwoo]

most of those cheeto things look like penises to me.

[XxFireBrotherhoodxX]

jhajahjahjahjahjahjahjahjahjah­jahjaa!!!!! i cant stop of laugh jajajajajaja!!

[Circusvoid]

And this is why I want a bag of Cheetos right fucking now.

[kcunit333]

Americas finest :)

[yipyurples]

Im hungry.. I just wanna eat it

[jerrie723]

my brother found a cheeto....i can't say the shape but i can say we call it peeto

[Jonassoe]

Faith in humanity: -11,000 points.

[JS002]

It doesn’t look a thing like Jesus

But it tastes like a cheeto

Like you imagined when you opened the packet

[chrisreiff]

Apophenia

[TheMrSlap]

One of my recent dumps seemed to take the form of a surfing walrus made out of soap.

Does that mean it exists?

[yeski]

wonder what they would if I eat it? I'm hungry

[RealmDeva]

Chessus Crist!

[mawhulk]

cheesus crust

[CelebritiesSuckAss69]

I found a ribbon shaped cheeto!

[robertoemmanuelml]

jajajaj CHESUS

[slipknot87666543211]

jesus is death!!and this ir a piece of...bullcrap!!

[ItsMySexyLooks]

its lucifer's head!!!not!!!eeh as least it was the all seeing eye or someting satanic.GO CHEESUS!

[enlightening]

gringos...

[moizeus]

Wow Americans are so retarded

[DarkSatanicShadow645]

Religious angry in 3...2 ...1 ...

[control100able]

all praise to Cheesus

[TheTayX]

no comment

[rocknroll4e]

jajajajjajajajjajajajaja this is just ridiculous

[shredorshred]

hahahahaha no mamen

[rnoka]

i found jesus in my shit everyday

[YamiFunny209]

@rnoka Lmfao! Amen to that

[BeweProds]

That thing looks more like a horse penis to me...

[duckbagel]

all my cheetos just end up looking like dicks

[1989mrcooper]

Can someone please eat that cheeto?????????

[Veredika]

can we please bomb all the religious idiots?

[karenhedge]

Omg... white people...

[skcuspar03]

I love seeing the raw

[crazedcanadian2001]

lol i want someone to just straight up eat that cheeto in front of her

[GreeneSigns]

I found jesus on an ambulance

[mukkua]

i hope i´m being trolled. it´s easier to carry that thought.

[GreeneSigns]

@mukkua exactly what I said to my friend, when I sent him the link. I said: "I wish people were trolling 24/7, at least I would know the explanation for things like this.."

[aqr20197]

AMERICANS... before u were cool..then you're stupid.. WHAT HAPPEN? 

[helloweenarctico]

Achievement Unlocked: Find The Cheesus (30G)

[HersheyChocolates]

Im gonna fucking eat it

[awesomeJoz]

Facepalm.

[goldenfishmurer]

that is obviously an unicorn.

[PaxinoPW]

r u fking kidding me?

[ethnicity]

damn, and to think that i only live one county away from these people

[whyumad3434]

thumbs up if 9gag brought you here

[erikasxoxo]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

[Sxrillez]

Is it just me or did I hear someone at 0:15 say, "Shitted against a window." LOL!

[Jipzorowns]

why is this on the news?

[superlegitENT]

i don't even...

[MsSunnyGhost]

are you serious ? you even put it in a box and everything?

those people are seriously bored .. lol

[MrMatt835]

EEEEEEEAT ITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!

[albeanmagz19]

I want to eat that : /

[kokyjabn]

Jajaja... no puedo creer que seamos la especie que dominó el mundo.

[streetsidenomad]

why is the top comment in spanish?!

[Pharoots]

@streetsidenomad because was written in spanish?

[gl3110]

looks like this cheeto was rying to start a ymca dance in the bag...

[TitoAlfaro4]

i have seen alot of cool things but my hunger makes me eat it



[SuperGoose64]

its just a fucking cheeto....

[wingedhorses]

Mmmmm....Cheezus. They should mass-market these babies for communion and the superbowl.

[speedyj305]

why is this on cbs?

[Ubiquidade]

Retarded. From the finding of such a thing to the report to the upload.

Also useless.

[Sxrillez]

Is it just me, or at 0:15 I heard someone saying "Shitted against the window."

[dilutedmembrane]

@Sxrillez i heard it!! hahahahahahah you have to crank i tup

[lolopez42]

@Sxrillez funny as hell ... yes they did

[lolopez42]

Respond to this video... he said shitted against the window lmao

[gantz77777]

seriously? people can be that stupid?

[GalianWizard]

this just remind me why i hate people

[mylvl200wizardpwnsjk]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOL

[RagnarokOz]

get a life pople....

[guitayrplaya]

It looks like a uterus to me.

[MegaAwesomeFatBoy]

I'm losing faith in humans..

[deadgame6w]

one word! americans-.-



[GoldenFingerify]

lmfaooon

[StarkCastle]

eat it and gain godly powers

[StarkCastle]

Wow...just wow...

[R2wry]

These people are amazed from a cheeto...... *facepalm*

[XDBlackoutZX]

Cheesus, nuff said

[nerad1994]

This is what passes as fucking news these days?! Lmfao!!

[chremmareindilla]

Wow! I think I could find one like that! Maybe not.... Kinda looks like a cow to me.

[CathleenDJ]

I'll take that Cheeto,

AND EAT IT!

(No offence)

[animelove2021]

What if I ate it......

[animelove2021]

Too much. xD

[Traveler246]

I have now accepted the word "Cheesus" in my vocabulary.

[EliteAssassin0]

are these people mentally dead a cheeto ....... c'mon guys it already has the shape of a cross

[182crazyK]

It's like Jesus is doing 1/4 of YMCA

[Turret1001]

hahhhahahhhahahahhahha oh gosh **smashes head** if they find a carving of him on a mt that was not done by a person then i'd say praise Jesus but cheetos? for real?? ugh its man made for crack sake!!

[Camaleon1689]

malparidos gringos idiotas!



[batdamnm]

Are they serious? They made an entire news report on this?

[CKLionheart]

lol Cheesus xD

[OmniTerror]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHEETOS??

[TheGoatAttack]

its a fucking cheeto.. jesus christ!

[kagssegal]

Don't eat Cheesus!! 

[shadowlink301]

really...they put a cheeto that looks somewhat like jesus on the NEWS fail

[SiquelaTrevisan]

I swear i readed "Orgasm fat" at 0:14

[mylar2666]

jesus is a piece of shit made up poon for scared poons to worship cause of they're fear of dying!!!! come on really!!!

[PykohYT]

Must have been a slow news day.

And to me it looks like a "t"

[ManImRussian]

this is why i'm an atheist

[JakeWhitingTV]

CBS really did a report on this? I mean damn there's more IMPORTANT stories to be told in the world, not a damn cheeto haha, I'm not saying Jesus ain't important either so don't trip!

[SuperGosen4]

Now take that potato chip....AND EAT IT! (Thumbs up if you get the refrence)

[Gouldylocks44]

See it's people like this that make the Christian faith a laughing stock

[XmusicXchikkX]

Thumbs up if you'd be that ass that pounds your fist into Cheezus.

[RandomDivision]

I'll take a cheesus.. AND EAT IT!

[CallmeAffiliated]

shit like this is why the rest of the world hates us lol

[TheDragonfiction]

Ill take a cheesus AND EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[locker6286]

Sooooo....it's a fucking cheeto

[steveharley0345]

Its looks like a cheeto with 4 protrusions if you ask me...

OH WAIT IT IS

[EpIcxZable]

Looks like a dildo

[TuyuqVampram]

It's quaint, but little else.

[shutupmynamesCLARK]

rofl she keeps it in a pimped out box...

[KyleLinskinator]

Just eat it already!

[WolfLuvar15]

CHEESUS!

[lovelylilchick7]

so...c-can i eat it?

[Magrebazzo]

Oh my fucking God...the Americans go loose again. Their Ultimate fantasy is coming up

[Accelerator16]

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[31maestro]

y si voy a cagar y un pedazo de mierda esta como la cruz, tambien la van a adorar y sere santo??

[JagerThrasher666]

@31maestro HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Draious]

Only in the US of A... Why do so many Americans find it weird that the world seems them as stupid retards

[WarbossGorgutz]

@Draious Amazing that stupid retards remain the strongest world superpower with the greatest military known to man

[Draious]

@WarbossGorgutz HAHAHAH!! "Greatest military known to man" Are you fucking serious? Lets take within the last couple of hundred years: Napoleon, Russian Empire and the German Empire plus The Third Reich.

Your "military" is nothing more than jobless trash who can't control their lust for blood in the current wars. Also you lost this war, and you lost in vietnam.

And "superpower" is a hot-air word, the real power in this world is Europe

[WarbossGorgutz]

@Draious That's why the Russian Empire, German Empire, and Third Reich are still around right? And I know you're just joking about the whole "Europe a superpower" thing.

[Draious]

@WarbossGorgutz Empires rise to fall, even a kid knows that. They get too greedy and fall because too many face against them and / or they take too big of a bite from the cake and can't chew it.

And I know you don't have any valid arguments other than that, proving that you can't prove me wrong xD failer, you're a typical fail american you know that right?

[WarbossGorgutz]

@Draious

I love people like you on youtube. "Here's a vague completely untrue point LOL YOU LOSE YOU LOSE I WIN WIN" Although I can say its not doing you any favors. Tell you what, the moment America gets landlocked by the countries we're declaring war on without the manpower and resources to sustain it. I'll say you're correct. Until that day comes, stay wrong Eurofriend.

[Draious]

@WarbossGorgutz I agree with you that its a bit lame to declare "I won" over an argument, but damn its just needed sometimes to point out the others vague argument, if any. I don't know what exactly you mean by the last part, but all I can say is that you claimed the US to be the best military power ever known to man, yet you have never conquered any land or won any wars (You helped in WW2, but Russia beat the Germans), you only defeated the Japanese in WW2, that was your last victory.

[WarbossGorgutz]

@Draious

I guess puppet governments don't count anymore.

[Draious]

@WarbossGorgutz So what you tipped over a couple of mini dictators? That doesn't make your military great, another maniac will just rise and take his place. And in the case with the middle east, there will Always be problems with them, no matter what you do.

[AnimationFlash]

Yum yum ! Cheesus !

[DeathTheHalls]

@dvzqz87

It's sarcasm you idiot

[demonizer123]

OMFG stupid NORTH americans

[FreestylerD]

wtf

[watching726005]

this just made me a atheist

[UltraEd14]

HOLY FUCKING CHEESUS CRUST!

[despair2ko]

So, CBS is into reporting on cheese crackers and what some cracked up hill billy thinks is a face of michael jackson in a tree stump?

[shawnzeeee]

Jesus was not the only person to ever be crucified. Crucifixion was used as execution from 6th Century BC to 4th Century AD.

[BanyaKnoT]

Había visto cosas ridículas pero esto..... CHEESUS. xD

[DanielsSFD]

Seriously, it's a Cheeto. Does it have eyes, curious to how it looks like Jesus, the shape? Guess what, it also look's like a "T".

[PizzaBlade17]

I don't see Jesus... All i see is the letter T.

[DeathTheHalls]

Now stop and think..."is this newsworthy?"

[dvzqz87]

@DeathTheHalls no.. fucking no... and the fucking cheeto doesn't even look like jesus, it's the most uncompelling resemblence i have ever seen, there's no detail, the proportions are inconsistent, fucking fuck what the fuck

[StainedShuriken333]

I once found a melted chocolate bar that looked like a perky pair of breasts.

Now, if only all the woman in the world exposed their breasts, that would be a wonderful thing.

[aeroforce2202]

if she showed me that id grab it and eat it and say "its a fucking cheeto"

[felphero]

wow! this is the most ridiculous thing i've ever seen! :D

[PizzaBlade17]

you have to be fucking kidding me. This world is fucked up

[JukemDrawles89]

hahahaha lmfao!!! people these days .. ha!

[dman4357]

cbs is getting desperate

[SingLoid]

We are all hungry at 1 am. I have a strange feeling to eat it.

[ScreamoLoverPOO]

CHEESUS!!!

[rinabridge]

these ppl r a fail -.-''

[LOLBloxers]

My Mom's Jeohobo Winess friend made my dog belive in God, I'll feed it to him! :P

[AspiringPotato]

I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!

[sk8inkill]

@AspiringPotato LOL.

[Silveirta]

Seriously? They put a whole segment of this on the news? At the end of the day it's a flippin' cheeto, if she showed me that I would have eaten it instantly and said, "Thank you Jesus." Even Gary Motherfucking Oak would have been better to see on the news than this.

[SuperOnehitkill]

I want to eat Cheesus

[Wolfy934]

one time my animal crackers looked like there were humping..i didnt go on the news though!

[FrankieTheFailBoat]

looks more like Lilith from NGE lol

[rubiksturtle]

lol im ashamed 2 live in kwood rite now...

[MrGundamnews]

one time my puffs cheeto looked like a Y and it looked like a big dick (i didnt eat it :I )

[ChopperMD55]

Oh stfu retarted priest... XD

[BFUTDWD]

it looks like a cheeto to me....if shes not gonna eat it I will.

[raversurge]

what a waste of money on the news just eat it and move on fags

[DubstepEcho]

I probably would've eaten it and gone on with my life.

[MegaLink117]

ummm it looks like a fucking cheeto

[HaloRocksMySocks]

rofl CHEESUS BAHAHAH!

[JSRFfyiGUM]

It just looks like a Y.

[wolfintheclouds]

this must have been a slow news day.

[jene7007]

This is retarded

[dippity2]

CHEEZ-US

[SladeForelly]

how can people be so retarded?

[Suterasuta]

If I eat this cheeto, will I be the reincarnation of jesus??

[method190]

it's a fucking cheeto

[trevorgifford8]

WTF! its a cheeto you artards! how did this fucking cheeto make the news! thumbs up if you agree

[live4theworld]

@trevorgifford8 thumb whore

[Neeidea]

And Jesus said onto the disciples eat this Cheeto it is my body

[mthatguy1111]

Why does it always have to be jesus on a cross? couldnt it just be a cross? or the letter t?

[GhrimReeper]

@mthatguy1111 because that wouldn't make news, and is not as interesting.

[kackewurst92]

cheesus! whoever had the idea to call it this way should be ruling the world.

[Lagard0]

Fail.

[KenshinObsessor]

It's a flippin' Cheeto.

Just put in in your mouth, and enjoy it.

...whoops, that sounded wrong.