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  • I'm so in love with this man <XDD

  • Going to see him in November can't wait!

  • @jliscombe You lucky thing, you!! D: <3 Have fun!

  • I have to watch Michael MacIntyre videos twice because the first time round I get too fascinated by his hair to hear what he's saying.

  • lmao cash on the tables hahaha

  • i thought that was quite shit actually

  • @Thisisloco1 Good for you now go stick ur oppinions somewhere else, Where it really matters.

  • @peteryyz43 No you couldn't until you do shut up and dont go onto his content if you're so bothered by him.

  • @peteryyz43 We don't see you up on that stage.

  • @peteryyz43 It is funny. you probably have a small dick and get enjoyment out of sitting there being angry on youtube. Your humour is most probably wank too.

  • <3 the theo pathetis bitt xx

  • "You've got no equity." I laughed hard.

  • michael mcintyre is the funniest persone EVER!!!

  • @gorgeousgurly1 I know Hilarious

  • Hilairious!!!His amazing!My mum watches  dragond den and i sit in front of the tv drooling wen they sit with their money! The rich thingymigigys

  • OMG MICHAL MACINTYRES IS SHIRT

  • hahaha I'm in tears ='D

  • 0:23 said right

  • This was fucking hilarious, and i'm American.

  • thumbs up if u just watched the exact same joke but at another place

  • @scotland1989able yea it does it on hello wembley as well

  • I can't imagine what he'd say now about Hilary Devay :L

  • For fuck sake now im gunna have to go looking for Kalvaza's orignal comment!

  • @r2zibit

    Even I had to go look for it!

  • @kalvaza lol :P

  • Love michael McIntyre He ROCKS

  • like if your here because of the live at the apollo advert!

  • You should Do that with The Apprentice to lol

    Lord SUGAR

  • 'I would like too go in dragons den

    with a shotgun just stand there pointing the gun at them individually

    till one of them goes what your idea ,

    quite simple put the cash in the bag ... simple?'

  • He's telling the truth!

  • I'm gonna do this...one day...

  • "So what's your idea? Quite simple put that cash in this bag alright, you get no equity" I nearly died.

  • Press 1. MM getting head. :D

  • "I will be out but im going to humiliate the bitch for 15 minutes, then ill declare that I too am out." LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO!

  • Press 9 repeatedly: Michael has an automatic shot gun :)

  • His face @ 0:00 lol

  • michael mcintyre is a legend

  • @kalvaza why come here to tell us about yourself?

  • @TheJusjay666

    And lo behold we have a typical sort of comeback from a Michael McBritain'sGotTalent fan. I suppose it was a toss up between that and "that's what your mum said last night!".

  • @kalvaza and i suppose that thatwas a toss up between that or 'i know you are but what am i ?'

  • @azzza1998

    ...huh? Urm, I'll tell you what, why don't you wait another month and have a second crack at that. Would you like me to recommend half decent comedians for inspiration or will you just look up some Frankie Boyle put downs?

  • @kalvaza stop being mean.

  • @kalvaza Urm, I'll tell you what, why dont you just fuck off. If you dont like Micheal then why watch his videos dick head

  • @azzza1998

    Wow! You actually took another month to come up with that!? Just...wow.

    Like, seriously. You now made it worth watching this clip of a shit comedian.

  • @kalvaza get a life stupid cunt x)

  • @wannabeers

    I get it, because it's ironic? You're becoming quite the Michael McBritain'sGotTalent yourself there, person with the questionable username "wanna beers" which doesn't seem to mean anything. Best of luck with your new career path.

  • @kalvaza

    ah yeh, maybe because i cant actually be asked to waste my time on dick head like you, the only reason im actually replying to this is because i have nothing better to do and i like seeing what shit you came up with as your crappy little reply !

  • @azzza1998

    You don't have any time to waste on dick heads? I thought you were a fan of Michael McBGT?

  • @kalvaza look, its great you feel some level of intelligence and power talking to people like your better and more intelligent than them over youtube because they enjoy different comedians to you, really, well done. but is is kind of annoying. so kindly piss off.

  • @ColtClockwork

    You feel I'm better and more intelligent than you? Hardly the best start to a Youtube put down, as decided by my all powerful intellect. Then you go on to point out your comment "is is kind of annoying". Presumably the double "is" acts as some sort of emphasis. The last part was a classic Youtube response though; start with that next time.

  • @kalvaza If you read my comment properly you'd see that i state that YOU feel your better and more intelligent than everybody. I personally feel that your about as intelligent as an amoeba with special needs that feeds on and speaks shit and a desire to start pointles arguments with people online because youve got nothing better to do with your shitpoke life. The fact that i wrote is twice was merely a typing error. Yours sincerely. A Michael "McBGT" fan. All the best, ya barrel o' shit.

  • @ColtClockwork

    Ironic that this time you started your reply with "If you read my comment" and then made it so long that I couldn't be bothered to continue reading it. The internet has no attention span; shorter anonymous insults, please. Little and often is the key.

  • @kalvaza Haha, dont start arguments if you cant finish them einstein. i think thats the key.

  • @ColtClockwork

    But I didn't start any argument. And I don't believe I'm even having an argument. If this is indeed an argument, I'm flummoxed by what it's over. Besides, I thought you said you were much too busy calculating rocket launch trajectories or something to keep replying to me?

  • @kalvaza STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • @kalvaza

    please just shut up now,, your getting on my nerves. i dont give two shits about what you think of Micheal McIntyre, your just a prick whoes got his head too far up his own ass. so, please, just do us all a favour and fuck off because your a nasty little shit.

  • @azzza1998

    Hmm, as well as apparently not giving "two shits" about what I think about your favourite bobble-headed wank stain, you don't seem to care too much for whatever you were doing which made you far too busy to reply, nor for grammar that actually makes sense.

  • @kalvaza

    ok, first of all, that was the crappest come back i have ever heard, and second of all, i was on youtube anyway and i couldnt care less about my grammar, i mean, its only you. you little shit head.

  • @azzza1998

    Presumably spelling isn't high up on your priority list either.

  • @kalvaza

    i didnt spell anything wrong, idiot.

  • @azzza1998

    Are you going to actually spell check your comments or are you going to do your usual thing of slapping your balls on the keyboard and clicking reply?

  • @kalvaza lol u click reply and then type, retard....

  • @kalvaza

    wtf ? are you actually gonna keep on complaining about my grammar or are you actually gonna come up with some other crappy insult ?? your a dick. thats basically it. end of.

  • @kalvaza That mental image in my head made me giggle :D

  • @TheJusjay666 BOOOOOOOOM!

  • @kalvaza

    Umad about something BRO?

  • @racer17551

    "I couldn't help but reveal his voted down comment and I hate what he said! Grrrrr...I know! I'll ask him if he's mad!"

  • @kalvaza

    Seriously bro...UMAD?

  • @racer17551

    Newfag detected.

  • Please can I have some cash for the ideas in my brain! He makes us sound like complete idoits before the dragons XD

  • hehe I don't care what people say, his jokes may not be the most inspired but I still find him funny and that's all that matters in comedy :]

  • michael mcintyre = GENIUS

  • good idea...

  • tremble at .035 made me and my friend laughed our heads off.

  • @docwhogirlkat haha yes that killed me too!

  • Michael McIntyre is a genius !

  • 8 ppl have no sence of humor or are actually the dragons from dragons den

  • @misskoolgirl619  he aint tht funny i got a sense of humour AND IM TAKIN IT ELSEWHERE

  • @Mysteryman9213 then stop cumming to this video and hatin.u know u dont think its funny so stop cummin here to make sure

  • i absolutely LOVE michael mcintyre! <3 :)

  • Thumbs up if you watched the obama one before this.

  • @OliG312 No

    Pen Lies

  • funny if someone went with a shotgun on dragons den and did this

  • i am so tremendously wealthy all my bank accounts are full !! i had to bring additional funds with me tonight !!

  • "quite simple, put that cash in this bag"

    This guy is fantastic.

  • "I will be out but im goin to humilate the bitch for 15 minutes"

  • 7 people failed on dragon's den. :\

  • @CarisNicolee wooow original joke right there

  • @wrightmt011 Wooow. twattish comment right there.

  • @CarisNicolee not realy just pinting out how shit your joke was. everyone single video there is a comment that reffers the number of dislikes and its just so boring

  • @wrightmt011 You didn't have to comment about it.

  • @CarisNicolee yes i fucking did it pisses me off!!!!!!!

  • @wrightmt011 you don't have to read it.

  • he says what i thinking looool

  • '' Soo Whats Your Idea ...Quite Simple Put That Cash In This Bag '' My God Best Comedian Out There :)

  • stop making me laugh while i have tea in my mouth! lol

  • 'i will be out but i'm going to humilliate the bitch for 15 minutes'

  • You get no equity (Is that how it's spelt?)

  • 1:20 brilliant oh wowwowowow hes so funny

  • 1:20 brilliant 

  • trembling , please can i have some cash for the ideas ... in my brain" ... " I feel sick just looking at poor people." XD HAHAHAHA

  • i bet a dragon would of gone im out

  • I feel sick just looking at poor people - ahahaha :D <3

  • That punchline is stolen from a Sketch show called 'Harry and Paul', series 1.

  • @Pyrax0r the thing about comedy, is that a lot of it is not "stolen" (which quite frankly is not a nice thing to say), but it is inspired and obviously modified. that is what all comedians do.

  • Aww, I'm sure Deborah would like some equity on that shotgun.

  • Ouch, this is why I hate McIntyre.

    He got the whole shotgun idea off a show called Dead Ringers.

  • @sam66615 if you hate him, why did you comment? it seems pretty obvious if you hate someone just to avoid watching them. and his ideas are his ideas, and he expresses those ideas (whether his or not) in the funniest way possible, so who cares if he got the idea off 'dead ringers' the comedy was gold anyway.

  • absolute legend !

  • I've MET HIM! He is the nicest man ever and ofcourse the funniest man EVER to walk the earth XD

  • I cried with laughter because of this. I love you Michael McIntyre!

  • Bring in the first poor person.

    XD XD XD XD XD

  • hilarious.!!!!

  • "I will be out, but I'm going to humiliate the bitch for 15 minutes" ... great !!

  • What's Dragon's Den?

  • @Pandemic5457 it's a show on the BBC where inventors can ask 5 succesfull bussinesmen ( the "Dragons" ) for financial support. last years best pitch was Kirsty Henshaw , look for "Dragons Den, series 8 ep. 1 5-6 on youtube

  • SAFETY FIRST

    DON'T TRY AND DRINK WHILE WATCHING MICHAEL MCINTYRE

  • 6 people have too much cash :D

  • People sometimes just where original ideas come from.

  • He has a very good point!

    McIntyre has to be my favourite comedian, and I love how he laughs at his own jokes

  • I hate this man

  • @HJJOPA fuck u

  • @cmingay14 aww thank you, you don't sound retarded at all, not being able to spell "you" and all.

  • @HJJOPA owned.

  • @mindydrummer he owned me, or I owned him?

  • @HJJOPA you owned him...

  • @HJJOPA What reasons do you have for hating him? I can understand not being a fan of his comedy or being annoyed by specific personality traits that are displayed more clearly through his stage act but those are just natural as most people have reasons for disliking certain celebrities, but why would you hate a man that to my knowledge you probably haven't even seen in person or been wronged by? Maybe hate was a strong word. But i'm not going to swear at you over it. Unlike some people :P.

  • @scaryninja1693 yeah you're right, I don't hate him, I was just trying to make people laugh at my cynicism.

  • @HJJOPA Ah ok fair does.

  • @HJJOPA if you hate this man then don't watch him. just leave the hate comments and keep then to yourself please

  • @thecooljkdudes maybe you should look at all my comments before telling me what I should do. And if you hate my comment, don't comment back. Just leave the patronizing comments and keep them to yourself please.

  • @HJJOPA i don't think you are getting my point. if you keep your comments to yourself then you won't get people commenting back, will you?

  • @thecooljkdudes yeah sorry about that last post, I was having an argument with someone else. I just like to get my points of veiw across.

  • @HJJOPA Yeah ok, i guess that is fair enough. i say that we should leave it as it is now. i dont have anything against you and i know it isn't just you that say things like this it just really annoys me when people say they hate someone and start slagging them off if you know what i mean. no hard feelings??

  • @thecooljkdudes nah, no hard feelings , Im irational sometimes

  • HAHAHAHAA 0:56 !! HILARIOUS!!!

  • 0:33 Funniest thing evarrrr! XD XD XD

  • hahaha..... "no equity"....hahahha

    rich people are asswholes aren't they.....

  • Excellent!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • No Jewwwwwwwwwwwwwws... Nothing to do with this but can't help think it when I see him

  • @SammyJ21 LOOL i remember watching that one SOOOO FUNNY !!!!

  • what a legend

    "So whats your idea*

    *points shotgun* "Quite simple, put that cash in this bag. You get no equity"

    xD

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • "Hello, Dragons. P-p-please... can i have some cash, for the ideas in my brain?" LOL

  • "So what's ur idea?"......."quite simple, put that cash in this bag." LMAO he gives me so much jokes!!!

  • 'I will be out but I'm going to humiliate the bitch for 15 minutes, then i will declare too that I am out' LOL!

  • michaels face @1:02 haha

  • :L love him soooo funyy XXXX

  • His absolutly hilarious

  • lol!

    michael is my favourite comidian ever!!!

  • hahahaha i love his tremble at 0.35

  • anyone that watched this, could you please tell me what song he walked out to????? its driving me insane!

  • Sweet Disposition - The Temper Trap

  • hilarious!

  • LOVE IT! Even though its on his DVD all these jokes.. Shame! =(

  • Absolutely superb! Michael has to be the funniest chap around at the moment!

  • His funniest joke in this is cupboard spices !LOL!

  • just out of interest, who is your favourite comedian(s)?

  • @touriaification Izzard and mcintyre!

  • @touriaification MICHAEL MCINTYRE XD

  • my favourite sketch of his is 'the man draw' funny as hell!!!! love this one too!!!

  • LOL "what do you do leaaaaad!! till i decide your fate, you shall go in the man draw!" IMAO!!

  • omg i saw that on royal variety xD