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  • these two would run like hell at the first sign of trouble, total pussies

  • 2 most stupid people i ever seen

  • #Michael2987 where are you from?

  • #LOL

  • If people hate this show so much then why do you guys sit through it and watch ?

  • Pittsburgh reference xD

    Greetings FROM Pittsburgh xD

  • god... I fucking hate the young turks

    I CAME TO SEE PIRATES AND I GOT SAND NIGGERS 

  • the 2nd word in the channels name suck dick

  • whatever the case may be, it's still a damn shame that a somali boat with 6 people hijack a 30000 ton US tanker... it doesn't really reflect the might of the american navy or the country as a whole...

  • ever heard of hostages? jeez

  • herp derp idiots.

  • it would b very easy to get it back but they may kill the crew

  • TheYoungTURKEYS are morons!

  • tyt are idiots

  • assholes like these radio broadcasters or tv show hosts or what ever the fuck they are, are the reason why the rest of the world doesnt really like america

  • @THEIRONMAIDENX Where'd you get that representation?

  • you stupid idiots ... this is not funny you know ? you talk about it like is some kind of joke ... wish you live this experience and see if you're still amuzed about it ..

  • WILL THE ADVERTS FUCK OFF!! I watch youtube to get away from the shit on TV and now it's on here too. Why do cock sucking accountants ruin everything?

  • pirates were never gone..2:34

  • those lil pee wee niggers are a fuckin joke!!

  • They love that pirates are back? Uh, they never left. All that's changed is the weapons and boats that they use. Also what's so hilarious about gun-toting asshats that take people hostage for stupidly large amounts of money and fire rocket-propelled grenades at ships?

  • snipers shot the pirates all dead saw a documentary about it awsome shots

  • most amature station on you tube,pair of wankers...laughing and giggling turds.

  • fuck yous are anno\ying your videos suck shit!

  • I Vote to send those 2 smartfucks to somalia and be hostages.

    or send them to afghanistan for 6 months

  • the host says it easily.. JUST TAKE IT BACK..

    does HOSTAGES ring a bell? lewl

  • TYT usually does a good job but they are dropping the ball here.

    1 They are not selling oil, they are holding people hostage at gunpoint for ransom.

    2 They have hostages at gunpoint, that is why we don't just retake it.

    3 They are able to capture it in the first place because international laws ban merchant vessels from having guns aboard for self-defense.

  • omg why do people all ways make fun of somalian those pirate have reasons for there actions they are taking there fish they are a poor country there is berly any food so they take them hostage. then the the dome americans with know brain come allog and sniper them down so then they kill some of the there hostages makes sens

  • this had me in stitches ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • haha very funny, this is so funny, you guys are awesome, wow this is so cool. lets make fun of this, good idea . comedic genious, that fat guy is so funny..omgomg

  • why the fuck are they making fun of a matter like this?WTF

  • Note that the baddest pirate was bellamy and was a runaway slave.the most feared high jacker of his day

  • !! go pittsburg pirates

  • if the pirates had jack sparrow on their i bet they get alot more ships

  • yeah((( RPG-7 in hand of pirats is very baadd.

  • Is this guy actually rooting for the pirates? Moron.

  • @danielngayla ?what show were you listening too? He was finding it funny, like most people we laugh. The oil industry makes trillions of dollars and can't afford a small well armed security team to trail the boat... its funny and stupid on the part of greedy oil companies.

  • does this idiot really think that these dirty Somalian pirates with AK47's and basically murder and steal for a living are like ''arr, matey, do what you want cause a pirate is free''?

  • the captain of the ship let the pirates on because if he didn't they would have shot it with an RPG-7..... Imagine a tanker with thousands of barrels of oil being shot with an AK 47.....

  • @100PercentTHCfilms most likely khat, that drug makes a Somali man freakin crazy!!! Im a somali Trust me I know lol

  • @sworddude114 we're all freakin craazy man, especially me casue of where I'm from, criminals everywhere here.

  • I am really having enough of this idiot @ youngturk or whtever their silly name. And I have enough because their titles are always misleading. Put the article's name attached to your stupid initial, name or whtever, that'll help.

    Fuck sake.

  • i wonder what them pirates were smokin lol

  • ...complete fn idiots...

  • Yeah they just walked on board and took it.... morons

  • Thes two tits think that the situation is funny! Let hope they get their asses shot by pirates

  • @semperfidelis677 You do realize it's been like two years, right? It's gonna be okay.

  • @semperfidelis677 It's funny because it's happening to some big oil company that's robbing me and you everyday.

  • @semperfidelis677 they think its funny because look how big the tanker and how much its worth and look what they get to defend themselves with? a few water cannons? while the pirates are armed with ak-47s etc and a little homemade raft?

  • In Russia pirates kill you ! But we are not in Russia so we kill them !

  • @SexSteakSoda u can't just go around shooting at vessels which u think might harm u on international waters. They have as much right as anyone else to sail on those waters, in fact blowing them up just for getting to close is illegal.

  • That tv presenter is as ignorant, irritating and stupid as they get, I just wanna smack him in the teeth

  • Thumbs up if you think the guy from YoungTurks is a totally fag! The girl is hot though :) and a good presenter.

  • Arm every international ship and tanker with a couple mounted M249's.. Train each of the crew members on how to fire it effectively.. Problem solved. Before the pirates even get close to the ship, they'll be greeted with about 1000 rounds of hot lead a minute, lol!

  • This douche acts like it's all so easy. Yeah just find the ship and take it back! pshhhh come on! Six guys I mean let's just snipe em! 1. find this GIANT ship 2.Take it back. TWO steps what we can't complete two simple steps?

  • these are 2 of the most ignorant people i've ever listened to. a tanker is essentially a giant bomb do u want to be the one to approach it and take it back from 6 somalians with machine guns and nothing to lose? didnt think so. u guys should do some research before u do a show on stuff like this.

  • @jdursse37 who cares these guys are scum bags and should b shot on site

  • @jdursse37 all you need to make a show is money and a camera. knowledge of what you are talking about though is entirely optional.

    example/citation: every actual show about music on MTV

  • @jdursse37 oil doesn't work that way

  • @jdursse37 like always i see a video these ass holes are in i automaticly put dislike

  • fuck u

  • Can somebody please kill those pirates on sight?

    Just take a few sniper rifles with you, and when they come you just shoot them in the head.

    Begin with the one steering the boat. Shoot down the engine, and have a killing spree.

    I mean come on, they want to be pirates, let them have it!!

  • what is it with this kindergarten?

    is he a comedian?

  • he looks like a fat Jimmy Kimmel

  • Ha i get paid to deal with these guys only good pirate is a dead pirate the more i get the better i get paid :)

  • You have to admit this is pretty funny

  • Russia, British,france,Usa, Gemany vs Somali pirates it's Amazing. fuck russians if they brave enought they wouldn't wear double pollet proof. I want you to stop dumping the nuclear waste in coast of somalia.

    White people they will never devolop being ignorants we're in 2010/11almost

  • what is this place???? really? is this his job to make a five minute youtube video in some studio??

  • duh, who are they gonna sell the oil too? duh.....they want a ransom

  • You think Pirates are awesome? Your messed up.

  • Maybe they didn't think a gunfight on a big fucking boat full of oil sitting in the middle of the ocean was a good idea. Just a thought.

  • God your stund.

  • they should have 50cal machine guns on those ships :D

  • ONE marine with a rifle could have prevented this. Pony up, oil companies. I'll take uh......80k a year.

  • No, just these clowns.

  • are all americans this stupid?

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  • 6 guys 1 dingy a new porno film

  • Is this why I should be proud to be an american lol?

  • obama knows how to take care of our enemies. his method is to bow down to them.

  • I like pie

  • Since when does everyone hate pirates? Come on wheres your pirate spirit.

    ARGHHHH MATEY THIS BE OUR OIL NOW!!!

  • re. the piracy in general,

    this is just desserts for suez. they were warned not to chop or move the big statues, so evil to ruin the environment and harm any old heritage, just for the pocket-lining trade of a few cunts who don't deserve any money anyway, cause of the way they go about getting it.

    ditto panama.

  • this is what happens when ignorant assholes talk out of their ass while being recorded.

  • Fucking idiots!

  • Fucking Dumb Americans!

  • to start, too dumb to even realize that shitty suit hes wearing may have traveled through that area to get to the store where his fat ass bought it. in his arrogance he also forgot that the guy who sailed on a boat to bring him his suit couldnt even protect himself with a gun against these asshole pirates because its against maratime rules. all for a measly living to feed his family

  • Sometimes these people just need to sit down til their thoughts go away. The funny thing is the "anchor man" is so arrogant with his stupidity.

  • win

  • i thing the pirate hide the super tanker by using tiki magic

  • Anyone that is a fan of the young turks must be a total loser. If you think this kool aid drinking, obama cock sucking cenk is entertaining you need to get a llife.

  • @dirtylos30 well said, and I agree

  • next story pirates vs terrorist. my money is on the pirates. better than terrorists. they'll kill themselves

  • YEAH GO SOMALIS!!

  • @amasuEnd  fuck u americans will kill them anyday

  • @weeklynews4 You should use punctuation with your replys.. It looks like you said, fuck you americans... Catch my drift?? Also though, I wish Somalia would still all the oil tankers. Fuck our leadership.. They are doing more damage to the people than Somalia ever will!

  • @kidjr27 ya watever

  • @kidjr27 - yeah exactly. i see this stuff on tv and i'm like, 'why does anyone presume i'm going to side with them, when i live in their asshole culture and therefore know just how evil and corrupt their system is?' - like no-one notices it's completely fucked up the way they go about joining in with messed-up exploitative business practices.

    i live in an export town, the noise pollution from the docks alone is hugely encroaching on normal life. i hope all their ships / cargo never make it in.

  • they don't fucking deliver anything i buy anyway. it's all sweat-shop shit or stuff that fucked up the environment someplace, or will be when they mix the poisons together later on.

  • russians are the dumbest people on earth right after talibans and chinese ^^

    you only hear from killed RUSSIAN sailers cause they are so STRONG and like to FIGHT ohwwoooaaahh ....sorry but that is just stupid.... and killing the pirates is not the solution.

    Give the global power to Russia and WW3 there by tomorrow....pffff

  • @MsFloWrider yea like now with USA right?

  • @MsFloWrider it is the solution, no more prirates no more problems

  • @robvanmol yeah.....and no more terrorists, no more problems, right??

    where do u live dude ??

  • @MsFloWrider The only real terrorists to America is our unchosen leaders! And the chosen ones as well..

  • These morons think they're funny - like Letterman.

  • 1, 2, 3, 4...6!

  • @Steelerguy6178 Eh matey i am pirate. And it is cool.

  • You are stupid! How can you think stealing ships and killing sailors is cool?

  • Pirates have always been around.

  • hey russians are killing pirates!!!!  russians are brave people!!!!! let them to kill that pirates!!!!

  • @smallbuda No they can't kill Johnny Depp!

  • @smallbuda LOL russia is bitchmade!! Fuck russians. Somalia 4 life!!

  • Hell yeah.

    Im russian.

  • I suggest to all owners of the shipping lines to provide their vessel with machine guns and cannons to protect them from attack by pirates or bring with them marines or navy who can handle and operate these arms.

  • this guy sucks. one drawback to youtube is the proliferation of wannabe tele-talkers.

  • i would like to see them hijack the oil tanker with the RN nearby! Even better, next to the HMS Daring near-by! Funny how everybody knows there's a solution, all they need to do is the crew of the ships need to be armed, the ship should be fitted with a Security system as well!

  • @HMSDaring1 didnt the Iranian navy seize a squad of Brit "commandos" on the Shatt Al Arab not that long ago ? and not a shot was fired ? what, 10 or 12 trained soldiers with automatic weapons and they let the Iranians just come alongside and capture them ?

  • Firstly, I don't think these somalians would ever pay attention to your racist feeding frenzy cowboy show!

  • Who the FUCK is that idiot?! Is he truly on air in TV?! Shiiiiit! Never ever would such ignorant dork get airtime here in northern latitudes! bryä'h!

  • Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out?? Its rated AARRRGGHHH!!

  • kill them all kill them all sink their boat and let them drown and die

  • kill them all  kill them all sink their boat and let them drown and die

  • YEAH!

  • yeah but they been carryin some big weapons!

  • pesky bloody pirates

  • this somalia pirate episode is major false flag

  • wow ho awesome ha? all those people fear for there lifes and oh its so easy to protect yea right? they got guns and ladders they climb up take you under shot you cant help it and if the pirate got a ship Oh why dont whe attack them BECAUSE THEY FREEKING KILL THE CREW You are so dam stupid!

  • I completely agree with you

  • you fail

  • @tacoslapperful no man, they r just Turks

  • fat ugly cunt

  • @westonward78

    "they don't like white people"? They sure like white people's money. Every time a black nation has a problem they have their hand out to the west.

  • @herringfly we asians, hispanics and other races don't like you fucking niggers and muslims either asshole!

  • @asianfighter62

    I'm not a muslim nigger. I'm a superlatively handsome Scotsman who looks particularly dashing in a kilt.

  • yeah..."confidentgal," any addtional cost (usually passed on to the consumers)brought on from the paid ranson of their booties should be passed on to U!

  • 1.they dont just walk on and say its ours now,they have machiene guns!! 2.You cant just take it back,they hold people on the ship hostage!! and 3.Everyone knew where it was but you cant just approch it!!

  • @fpvshitsonhsv yeh americans are dumb i think everyone knows that this show just clarifies the fact

  • @Michael2987 If Americans are dumb, then why are they #1 in the world at everything? Economy, Army, Technology, Movies... etc.

  • @davejsmith economy what? lol check again moron technology? made by other countries movies thats matter of opinion army is one thing yes but thats only because of the 16 trillion in debt

  • @Michael2987 Oh you don't know, well let me school you.... we have the largest economy in the world. Technology; we have more global inventions then other county and we have a robot on Mars. We hand out billions for foreign aid.... and other BS. We have a spending problem, but we are still the most powerful country in the world.

  • @davejsmith inventions come from people not countries also helps a bit when you abduct scientists from other countries but keep living in a dream world

  • This guy does talk shit and that is a fact !!

  • "Only reason they survive"

    What a moron. 20 years in a civil war, 1 year of piracy and that is how they survive?

  • Wow, you bunch of young Turks are as dumb as shit.

  • Yeah this anchor belongs at a football game drinking beer and eating hot dogs, not attempting to cover world news.

  • hahaha eat shit

  • you dumb fuck if your so tuff go there and get the fucking thing back your self fat fuck

  • ok...sssoooo that last comment...they do it because the world has been dumping uranium in their fishing waters, YET the world fishes ILLEGALLY in those same uranium filled waters???I didnt know that was a new kind of bait...idiot! Also they hold them for ransom to help fund terrorist activities...true story

  • u dumb fuck the reason they cant take it back is becasue the crew is takin hostage. secondly the product on board is takin and sold. the navy cannot go into somalia becasue they have no government. they are only hijacking these boats because the world has been dumping uranium into their fishing waters, also the world has been doing illegal fishing in their waters. the ships are takin striped down repainted and resold if the ransom is failed to be paid.

  • if a ship full of people that just want to let these dumbass's climb on board and take there shit, then they deserve to be jacked. Bring guns on the voyage and shoot those SOB"S on sight

  • "just take it back"... what a fucking retard, he's been watching too many hollywood flicks

  • Typical responses from the typical crowd of TYT.

    Fat fuck host is an idiot and draws a similar crowd.

  • The take them cause supertankers are run by minimal possible crews who aren't getting paid enough to risk their lives. Then once they've got them they hold the ship itself to ransom, cheaper for the company to pay up than to have the ship scuttled.

  • Yes,,,it is insured and the company should hire security to take the risks,,,,just hand the ship over and the company will have to learn.

  • GO PIRATES GET THA MONEY. HAHA

  • YEAAAAAAA.

  • whooo! go pirates

  • hahahaha, man, just awsome

  • OK, why don't you 'journalists' look up how many transport trucks are stolen in America, (est 25billion) so think about that before going to look for an oil tanker

  • cool i wonder if their captains name is jack sparrow

  • where is Luffy and his crew?!

    AFRICAN ONE PIECE!

  • @NikitaOo Somalian one pieace :D

  • The reason they can get aboard is that they are heavily armed with ak47s and rocket propelled grenades against civilian crewmen with fire hoses.

    They don't try to 'steal' the tanker or the oil. In a best case scenario, they take the crew's mobile phones and laptops, and any equipment not bolted down, and leave.

    Worst case they hold the crew hostage and demand ransom, or just kill them to make the looting easier.

  • No, they pull alongside and use grapple-hooks and primitive home-made ladders to get onboard much larger vessels. Yes, they have automatic weaponry and RPG's. They HAVE taken oil, and in a "best case scenario" the merchant-vessel they board will have a safe full of wage-money in the holds. Why write things down when you dont know that its true. And this guys a prick- "i love that pirates are back!"- tell that to the people they shoot, or the couple that had their throats cut on a yacht.

  • That's unfair. You know he made that comment before he knew anyone had been murdered.

  • Bullshit! Im not talking about this particular incident. The somalians especially have been more and more active in modern piracy since around '95. And it started way before then. And IF he didnt know that this problem has claimed, is claiming, and will claim lives, maybe he should do his research a little better before chatting shit on t.v.

  • I love the way Cenk just sits there laughing at himself:P

  • western ships have been dumping waste and doing illegal fishing on the mostly unprotected somali coast. does that defend stealing an oil tanker? no, but what are these ships doing in somali waters?

  • Somali waters??? The sea off the Somali coast is one of the busiest international shipping routes en route to/from the Suez Canal, that's what all the ships are doing there!

  • GANGSTAS

  • hahhahhahahha!!!!!

  • i hate this anchorman mother f.....

  • To the fat anchorman.. you are the worst and most annoying piece of shit ever and your jokes are stupid. I hate you sincerley

  • take it back are you stupid we got rpg and shit u ant nefer see we ant no scard bitch we figt 2 the death bitch so respect my cusens i hope thy make a bilion $ this year off theys boat

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  • what a pair of morons..