Nostalgia Critic - Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

[Mario36Bros]

21:20 FUS RO DAH

[Crushmaster01]

YAY DARK KNIGHT REFERENCE!!!!

[xela12345]

3:25 ITS THE TRIPLE BREASTED WHORE OF EROTICON SIX!!!! *those who get the evidence thumb up this comment*

[MegaAchilles23]

16:05

Just as stupid as the placement of those timed shield doors in The Phantom Menace

[KMSigler]

Wow... He plays DCUO lol

[koolarkin]

Spock trying to sing "Row Row Your Boat" reminds me of Sheldon Cooper trying to sing "Soft Kitty"

[kuribayashi84]

In Soviet Russia, Federation attacks you!

[DestinedJedi87]

Speaking of Abraham, how can people think he's a good guy? He was going to kill his son, and he gets praised for it because he was so "faithful" to God. I think the real Abraham was hallucinating, pure and simple.

[TLSoulDude]

@DestinedJedi87

It was more of a test of faith. God knew that Abraham couldn't do it and provided an animal for the sacrifice instead. Though, I DO joke about what he told his wife afterwards...

"Yeah, we went up, I tried sacrificing Isaac, an angel told me not to, and we found a goat stuck in a bush nearby, so we sacrificed it instead!"

[DestinedJedi87]

@TLSoulDude I think tests of faith are great. I'm hoping to get rewarded for mine. However, nothing in the entire universe would justify even pretending to want someone to kill their son in your name. No God would ever do that. I've convinced myself that Abraham was high on some form of primitive drug and was hallucinating.

[TLSoulDude]

@DestinedJedi87

Still, you gotta admit, it would've been awkward to try and explain that to Sarah...

[DestinedJedi87]

@TLSoulDude Yeah, definitely. Still, they were all religious fanatics back then. Nowadays, though, it's the kind of thing that would destroy a marriage.

[Goltork2]

the naked oldie dancing actually almost made me puke...

[conradojavier]

What's with the Faded to Black in His Review?

[BethGoth15]

I watched with this movie with my mum and her boyfriend on Saturday evening. I loved it ^_^ 00:56 I do...if it's Meryl Streep.

[QuartuvLarry]

Is her real name Vanessa?

[jsteffey88]

The four campfire singers like singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".

[71jmonkey]

I thoght he was spoofing Monty Python from 2:00-2:21

[TheGamesmart]

bones is his middel name



[TheGamesmart]

im sorry but its mcoy

[TheGamesmart]

4 people did not say good night!

[BooBop1987]

Wow!

[clipfan64]

i think what that row your boat scene was meant represent exactly why william shatner should never direct a star trek movie EVER! EVER!

[BlueEye096]

lol, I was playing DC Universe Online while watching.

[snarkus63]

Supposedly,Gene Roddenberry wanted to do an episode of the original show where the Enterprise found God.The actual entity that created the universe.And it would turn out to be a malfunctioning supercomputer.The brass at NBC said,"NO!!!!"

He tried reviving this idea for the first movie,but it got rewritten,and re-rewritten,and re-RE-rewritten into---well,I think everybody here knows the plot of the first Star Trek movie.

[charlesvan13]

@snarkus63

They seemed to use plots in the original series that involved a god-like entity that was really a computer.

I don't know how they could explain a supercomputer creating the universe.

[EvilAshPursuivant]

after seeing the things that William Shatner had written into this flick, i'm beginning to think this was just one of those movies for the director to unleash his sickest fantasies on the big screen

kinda like The Cell and The Room

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

"For the love of god, please don't rape us!"

[origamipein18]

Ok, if Sanji from One Piece thinks seeing Kokoro-baa as a mermaid was bad he REALLY needs to see the Uhura dance!

Geez, not even Ichiya from Fairy Tail's as weird as that scene!

[Goastfreak]

"I'm the messiah! I'm the messiah! Hallelujah!" XD

[Lupucillo]

"Hey, Butt-head, check it out! A chick with 3 boobs!! Heehee, ehehee."

"I wonder how many butts she has, huh huh huh!!"

[TheDarkNeonHero]

@Lupucillo DAMN! NC missed that joke by a MILE!! I think he's really losing his edge!

[Rexaura888]

I love how Critic used the footage Spoony took of Dr. Insano glitching through the ground in the DC online game.

[ZXD7250]

Link to Row your boat song! :D

[scorchx3000]

I always know, i'll die alone....except in the next movie when i die with Patrick Stewart seeing it.

[PKMN37]

50-year-old woman: Hello, boys.

The men in the desert: For the love of god, don't rape us.

LOL

[elcap22]

so i'm the only one who found uhura sexy?

[PKMN37]

@elcap22 Are you referring to the woman doing the dance in the desert? That was uhura? Dude, I'm glad you think she's still sexy. As for me, I think she looked better when the show started in the mid sixties. Just saying.

[billruller]

@elcap22 Nope, I find her sexy too. Actually, I found alot of 50 yr old women lil attractive. I get flirted by built 50 yr old MILF in the gym all the time, and I'm only 19 yrs old. What about Marisa Tomei, Catherine Zeta Jones, Diane Lane, Angelina Jolie, or Mrs. Robinson from The Graduate (Just her character in the film), they are around 50 and still very sexy.

[Dragonsayian]

@billruller If a woman is near 50 or 60 and well taking care of and still fairly hot then I would see her naked and enjoy that but Marisa Tomei and Diane is upper 40's Madonna is over 50 Halle Berry , Jennifer Aniston mid 40's there hotter than a lot of average 20's chicks .

[billruller]

@Dragonsayian I agree wit ya XD

[elcap22]

SF Debris' review is the best

[Wurzelknecht]

To be fair, the most ridiculous requests from god come from the old testament, where god is portrayed as....well pretty much a bored, trolling asshole and a bit of a nutjob. You can thank the jewish writers of the OT for that who acted out their frustration about being exiled by writing him this way. It's like teenagers who get bullied at school and then go home writing fanfictions with a fictional version of themselves as the Mary-Sue/Gary-Stu Hero who can kick anybody's ass.

[6383Jman]

The Uhura dance only works if you think of zoe saldana.

[vendetta1987]

@6383Jman Oh if only it was a perfect world. :P

[6383Jman]

@vendetta1987 yeah JJ abrams really needs to do something like that for a sequel.

[jeffreycoley]

uh...why were the commercials black screens?

[ConstantineChernabog]

@jeffreycoley because they got skipped when I posted it on YouTube!

[FilmFTW1]

@jeffreycoley The ads provided by Blip are not integrated in the video. They're always separate.

[VideoMasher3000]

@jeffreycoley because on his official website, it has a comercial put in and the video would cut, but sense there is no commercial the screen just stays black

[TFGfanguide]

@snackpeelskin FIRST CONTACT IS AN EVEN NUMBER FILM!

scottish accent star trek 1 review: MIGHT I REMIND YOU THE HOLY SHIT THAT YOU NEARLY KILLED US JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO! YOU TWAT!

[soric16]

22:31 thou art i, i am thou

[hankforeman91]

Roger Ebert (quoted from his review of the film on Siskel & Ebert, after the line spoken on 7:32 ) : And if you think they don't practice that until they get it right, you're wrong!

[Doomsinger411]

This movie sucks, I love trek but this one just blows, even the next gens are better then this one!

[Nuggetlover96]

8:42 it cracks me up every time

[GoldenFlither15]

Okay, Christian woman speaking here: I gotta admit, that bit with God asking for bizarre things was pretty funny. I like the faces they make along with the sound effects, like that's how any average human being would react to such a thing. :P

[playstationteen]

22:32 critic just said veggietales

[Plantazm005]

07:03 BEST PART. XD XD XD

[MatthewmusPrime]

11:25 OH GOD THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC THROW UP (THROWS UP)

[quebecois12345]

21:49 He's Abraham?Because he looks more like Muhammad than Abraham

[BowserwithaShotgun]

We'd always compare my recently deceased grandpa to the lion from oz, so that joke made me feel a lot better about myself, thanks critic

[DoctorWriter13]

10:01-10:13 Spock should be saying"Aw Jim miss his chair" that would work with that face.

[hitthefloor729]

Anyone else noticed that there was no mention of Linkara in this episode?

[ConstantineChernabog]

@hitthefloor729 saving the best for last, I suppose. Maybe they'll drop a bridge on him next review!

[hitthefloor729]

@ConstantineChernabog yeah it's possible. too much build up can spoil it.

[jeffreycoley]

@ConstantineChernabog did he review two? the videos ive watched are the motion picture and three the search for spock and this one. or is he purposely skipping movies he deems as "diahhrea"?

[maverickhunterdelta]

@hitthefloor729 - (does a silent bow) Hitler...... everyone..... let us...... (slow pause)

"ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT! GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM!!!!!!"

[neolight67]

i didn't know dough played dc universe

[qwuezalothus]

As an animalfriend I love whales as creatures of the ocean.

[HighScarlettFever]

Little off topic but he needs to review Thumbelina, the bad one starring June Foray, not the Don Bluth one. And also Freddie the Frog.

[snackpeelskin]

What's the next review ? first contact ?

Both "First contact" and "generations" are awesome movies

[ConstantineChernabog]

@snackpeelskin probably Generations, hoping he'll mention Insurrection and Nemesis, the last one being in my opinion what killed the franchise, not Enterprise!

[AxelXGabriel]

@ConstantineChernabog He actually liked Nemesis.

[thewewguy8t88]

@ConstantineChernabog actully he wont do nemsis he actully kinds of likes that one :p

[charlesvan13]

@ConstantineChernabog

I don't think they planned on any more movies after Nemesis. They killed Data.

The TNG cast just didn't make good movies.

[kirbystarwarior]

@ConstantineChernabog

He likes Nemesis. He wouldn't do a negative review on it.

[animegamer771]

21:45

God: Jesus. Die on the cross.

Jesus: What?

God: Abraham. Kill your son.

Abraham: Huh?

God: Moses. Wander through the desert for about 40 years.

Moses: What the fuck...?

This part made me crack up so much.

[krazyzark]

@animegamer771 can't believe he neglected "Jewish men. Cut off the tips of your penises."

[Dianfay]

@animegamer771 I loved that part too ^_^

[OsteologicalsRock]

@animegamer771 I know XD, but I can't believe he didn't bring up Noah. I mean, imagine how that conversation went.

God: "Noah, build an ark, fill it with two of every known animal species and spend about a year adrift during a giant flood"

Noah: O.O

[robertsfunny1995]

I'm watching this episode on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and the funny thing is it was a Totino's pizza pocket ad, and it was about these kids who were hungry and couldn't find the pizza pockets so their mom told them to look to their left because the pockets were practically right in front of them, and I was like: "Okay..." the funny thing is Doug followed it up by saying "What the hell kind of ad was that?" Similar to my reaction.

[scotland2010100]

When the Joker came on I lol'd soooo hard!

[galbyman]

I love me some Veggie Tales. Larry Boy FTW!

[Miss6Nintendo]

This movie SUCKS...

[HelloFade2]

Hmm sounds like Dr. McCoy messed up the words to Row Row Row your boat ..he said "Row Row Row your boat gently down the stream merily merily merily merily life is down the steam" ...it's supposed to be "life is but a dream"

[xGimpyx]

Gotta love how he totally forgets how he has a chunk of puke on his chin.

[tokyopanda13]

Giggling like mad at the Holy Grail joke. x3

[elementdragon]

Huh. No cameo or mention of Linkara this time. I wonder if something happened.

[Ingamevirus]

Kick ass review :D

I still love this movie :)

[joshscorcher]

5:04 Just...wow. So fitting.

[Skull10]

I prefer the old cast movies in this order:

6

2

3

4

5

1

[NeonicFilm1138]

10:40 OMG Voldemort actually has a nose! xD

[Disneythievesrock]

Well, when Jesus died on the cross, Abraham almost sacrificed his son, and Moses wandered through the desert, God told them why when they asked. This guy, on the other hand, "How dare you ask questions? Eat some wimpy lightning!"

[NodDisciple1]

@Disneythievesrock How about Job? He didn't zap him, but he did chew him out for doubting him. XP

[Disneythievesrock]

@NodDisciple1 I'm a little weak on my Sunday School, but I don't remember Job doubting God. If anything, Job's story is famous for not doubting God.

[NodDisciple1]

@Disneythievesrock Maybe a better way to say it is question God. XS He does ask for an explanation for things but gets chewed for asking. X-/

[Disneythievesrock]

@NodDisciple1 Hey, getting chewed out is better than getting zapped. Speaking of which, in the Bible when God zaps you, you die. When this thing zaps you, it's like. "Ow, that stung a bit."

[NodDisciple1]

@Disneythievesrock Yeah, don't mind me, I'm just being contrarian. XP K?

[maverickhunterdelta]

@NodDisciple1 - *handpalmed desk* Vanessa! >8(

[Xeivous]

For the love of god, don't rape us!!

[ConstantineChernabog]

he didn't mention the product placement, Spock had a freaking marshmellow-making machine just so Kraft could label STAR TREK V on the plastic bags!

[geardog24]

The catwoman was the best part in the movie for me :)

[megaawsomeaustin]

@geardog24 Vanessa !

[Lolikooly]

yay:D

[thefateshavewarned]

This is without a doubt the worst of the original Star Trek movies. Worst concept. Worst script. Worst director. At least we can say that it beats Insurrection.

[Skull10]

@thefateshavewarned At least this one had its entertaining - if unintentionally so - moments. Star Trek: The Motion Picture was a snail-paced borefest.

[thefateshavewarned]

@Skull10 Good point. I still maintain this is worse though as the plot is more confusing and the concept is rather far fetched. It's still easier to watch than the first movie though because the first one is sooooo boring.

[NodDisciple1]

Didn't the Enterpise go to the center of the galaxy in both TOS and TAS? :?

[Gasoline85]

21:53 - He has a point.

[NodDisciple1]

8:36 Really who made that quote?

[NodDisciple1]

I actually enjoyed the Klingon Captains in III and V! I can't help it! T_T

[TheAccount2econd]

10:40 Voldemort and Joker in a Star Trek movie? Where's Batman and Harry Potter when u need them? XD

[BethGoth15]

Can someone clear this up for me? I remember one of these movies, where the characters stay in the Old West and dress up as cowboys. Which movie was that? Watching NC's reviews are really bringing back the childhood memories! Although I mostly remember the Captain Janeway era :P

[ConstantineChernabog]

@BethGoth15 I think your confusing the movies with one of the original episodes, "Spectre of the Gun".

[NodDisciple1]

@ConstantineChernabog How about the TNG episode: "A Fistful Of Datas?" :(

[NodDisciple1]

@BethGoth15 TNG Episode: "A Fistful Of Datas."

[BethGoth15]

@NodDisciple1 Oh, right. Thanks :) I have a very vivid memory of watching it with my dad (a Trekkie through and through) and I remember he said, "Listen to this joke!" And there was something about Spock's ears getting stuck in a blender. I didn't understand it, haha!

[NodDisciple1]

@BethGoth15 Also, there was an episode where Kirk and the gang had a shootout w/ Wyatt Earp, Doc Holiday, etc in TOS. I think it's the one Chernabog is talking about. X-S

[ColtsCobain]

What about movie #4!!!! That's the WORST Star Trek movie EVER!! Hump back whales!! give me a break, i had more fun watching Dora the explorer!!! going to the past was a neat idea, but a HORRIBLE movie!!!

[ConstantineChernabog]

@ColtsCobain its considered good minus its message because for once audiences that weren't just made up of trekkies loved it, it was embraced with the same critical success as the 2009 reboot, it was Star Trek even non-fans could watch and like!

[conradojavier]

@ConstantineChernabog That Reboot was My Introduction to Star Trek.

[Ultramanmattia1]

@ColtsCobain Whats wrong with whales?

[SLPIFan]

@ColtsCobain

I'm not a huge STAR TREK fan, but I didn't think 4 was that bad. It is a Though I did prefer SEARCH FOR SPOCK (which I find to be pretty underrated)

[BelatedCommiseration]

@ColtsCobain Yeah...personally I agree with you. 4 is terrible...if people think the comedy is not funny in 5 its even worse in 4 where they have all the rubbish 'comical' encounters on earth which essentialy remind me of the critcs 'slapstick...huh? Idiot!' remarks critic made about the inspector gadget film a while back. 4 is also so boring and the ecological message is so laboured. I saw 1 and 4 first and they put me off Star Trek films. Though I think I may take a gander at 'KHAN!' soon...

[elcap22]

@BelatedCommiseration yes please watch khan it's amazing

[yourpalal1227]

Who STTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIlLLLLLLS like the movie?

[snackpeelskin]

this movie actually looks very good (exept for the old lady dancing).

[Skull10]

@snackpeelskin What about the abysmal special effects? (By far the worst of the series.)

[seanpatrickcain2]

Thug #1: Quick put some clothes on that woman! Frank, give me your robe!

Thug #27: But then I'll be naked.

Thug #1: Trust me, it'll be better! lol

[AngusTheWolf]

@seanpatrickcain2 Thug 1: for the love of god, don't rape us.

[Ebb1993isgreat]

7:07 - Shoot, shoot, shoot your gun, kill them all now! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Life is but a dream!

[365ral]

Oh wow, the Critic DOES know about Veggietales! 0.0

[ConstantineChernabog]

@365ral please don't start a debate on whether or not he's a veggietales fan! I got nearly a hundred people debating and protesting, after he mentioned My little Pony in his first Trek review!

[ConstantineChernabog]

@365ral please don't start a debate on whether or not he's a veggietales fan! I got nearly a hundred people debating and protesting, after he mentioned My little Pony in his first Trek review!

[ConstantineChernabog]

@365ral please don't start a debate on whether or not he's a veggietales fan! I got nearly a hundred people debating after he mentioned My little Pony in his first Trek review!

[KTKomedy2813]

What's the game in the glitch gag?

[seanpatrickcain2]

1:57-2:24 Skinner: He's very slowly riding this way! rofl

[incrediblehulkmovies]

before I watch this review I want to get it on record that I actually did like this one and I personally think Star Trek Generations is the worst of the movies. Why? because it's trailer is misleading and Kirk dies, twice.

[Colbystrns]

definitely saw that Monty Python joke coming haha xD

[Lmac731]

i LOL'ed when i saw the joker

[FilmFanatic211]

I'm on the mobile Youtube site. Are we supposed to see an ad when it cuts to black and back to NC?

[Arthus850]

@FilmFanatic211 not on youtube since it doesn't work like that. but on sites that use bliptv, like tgwtg, an add will pop up.

[BeyondBirthdayFan1]

Who actually sang Row Row Row your boat when the captions came on screen instead of me... anyone?...

[ZeroJinKui]

i dont get it, i always see people talking about "MILFs" and stuff, but when a mature woman is half naked and dancing in star trek, people vomit blood?

i'll never understand people's incomprehensible sexual fetishes.

[6432spencer]

Huzzah!....don't know how you got this so quick though...

[JimK2112]

Wow, No Cameos?

[Pegashy123]

When they sang Row Row Row Your Boat out of nowhere, I felt like I jumped into an entirely different film.

...Big Lipped Alligator moment? :/

[ZeroJinKui]

@Pegashy123 i think that would only count if they never mentioned it again after the singalong, but as you can see, they do mention it again afterwards, so it isnt one of those moments.

[StupidWizardFilms]

@Pegashy123 No, they mention it again.

[piplupsingularity]

@Pegashy123

It's not a Big Lipped Alligator Moment because Row Row Row Your Boat is mentioned several times in the film.

[zombiefan011]

I wonder if he's gonna review nemesis, it is the one even numbered film that everyone hates

[HenryConway007]

@zombiefan011 He actually thinks “Nemesis” is good.

[Skull10]

@zombiefan011 I don't