15. The Manitou - Monster Madness "Camp Cult" - Cinemassacre.com

[awesomedude252525]

I bet when they were making this movie they had too much money so they had to spend it fast so they made the ending crazy.

[lycana911]

3:43 Nerd: "This is heaven, it's gotta be." Screen: space cross

[Thepassingssacrifice]

WHAT THE FUCK??????

[skulasss]

@MrMrMississippiman Smoke acid?

[sonicblade47]

When I saw the Native American spirit fighter guy, I thought of Nightwolf from Mortal Kombat

[oystercatcher7]

@sonicblade47 Hahahahahaha me too

[DOOMRPG]

2:35 you have entered the twilight zone

[beardguy45]

I saw the movie when a child and i remember that the lady receives the power of all computers around.

[MrMrMississippiman]

I Personally think that this was written by a monkey who smoked acid and became brain dead and then was given a typewritter LOL

[GregRK7]

@MrMrMississippiman how do you smoke acid?

[theunforgiven744]

thumbs up if think james should review the domnic toys movies

[KIRA15751]

WTF!!!WTF!!!WTF!!!



[Icevspyro]

You can only watch this when your high

[Icevspyro]

This is like being high on drugs

[chocolatethunder1968]

this movie scared the shit out of me when i was 9!!!

[luigijones99]

whats the name of the movie at 0:01

[chatty110011001100]

@luigijones99 I think it's Basket case.

[luigijones99]

@chatty110011001100 no the cloked thing with skelton hands.

[104dragonman]

@luigijones99 I think it's something like blood beast or something, like Night of the blood beast or the blood beast terror

[TheLOLBAG]

FYI...............BOOM!

[dudeofhorror]

THIS DEMANDS A REMAKE

[Canadionfool2]

wow! soundtrack to Suspiria?!

[ultimatesharpzilla]

ARNOLD?

[obiwan5832]

0:20 "It's not a toomaa!" ha ha ha. That was awesome. I love james' reviews. There perfect.

[Duke0Forever]

OK... What the Fuck?! This went of the WTF Scale... I WATCHED IT FOR 10 MINUTES. UT WAS SO HORRIBLE!!!

[VanTX89]

It's like they went in with no script and everyone just improvised... one big ass BLAM.

[mariotttttttt]

My head hurts now....

[Fortexx200x]

@mariotttttttt maybe you have a 400 year old native american growing in there? O_O

[mariotttttttt]

@Fortexx200x O_O maybe because of all of the flashing and stuff? holy shit i never tought if it that way

[nalby92]

old shitty movies. Y U SO RANDOM?

[diddymuck]

satire of the then growing exorcist themed horror flicks. 90 percent hilarious, 6 percent sincere, 4 percent horseshit.

[NukeBlastar232]

Wtf...

[CorvusLAWL]

"See, that's how you do it. Get a real badass native-american no-nonsense spirit-fighting motherfucker."

Win.

[Twinsnakecoatl]

Uh... Is she shooting lasers naked?

[CombatusWombat]

Lol who is saying Monster Madness in the intro. Its cineeemasaacres Mooooooosnteeeer mAAAddnesssss

[MrCountCrowley]

this should be in action 52...

[lovethebomb95]

@CoolerKing37 I think the badass native American gave her hand lasers

[TheTillinger123]

2:30 thats how crystal will make you

[powderedwater67]

@TheTillinger123 HA!

[MosleyFML]

IZ NOT A TUMA

[AlfredGamer1]

Oh my god! It's Arnold Swarsnagger (can't spell) at 0:23.

[OriginalIthinkso]

Those bitches were on acid when they made this!

[aawsome69]

IM GONNA WATCH THIS HIGH

[XehionBlackOps]

That typewriter is in the WRONG MOVIE!! It's suppose to be in "Inframan"

[ZACKnirvana]

2:50 am i hearing...the suspiria theme? c'mon avgn....review that movie! way better than this shit :P

[monsterluis2]

im tempted to watch this high

[staphinfection]

Have you ever watched The Manitou, man....?

Have you ever watched The Manitou on LSD, man....??

[CMA3691]

0:22 When I watched this movie, for some unknown reason I thought he said: "It's not akuma"

[Johanisanorange]

Awesome!

[TheSciFiCat]

Most of the movie's budget was allocated for the film's crew acid daily allowance.

[PageofLegend]

The scariest part of this movie, is that when it goes off, this text pops up on the screen, supposedly telling you about how there was this huge fetus tumor thing on some seventeen year old kid.

[CoolerKing37]

When you think about it, Karen was just going to take out the demon herself with her laser powers. The other people didn't even need to get involved...

[AugerMartel]

James: "Now what can that be? A tumor?"

Arnie: "It'z nawt a toomar!"

[PullusPardus]

This movie must be written by Jim Morrison when he was high and was writing "Ghost song" , but he was too high to credit himself in this movie, so he wrote his name wrong.

[Icex9s]

This movie is trippy

[WillisFilms1]

Wait a minute... isn't that music the theme from Suspiria? You know, the Dario Argento film, composed by the band Goblin? It sure sounds like it.

[4xeWarrior]

@WillisFilms1 Indeed it is.

[Mortalkombatdakota]

@Dpcube777 explain please :o

[Farkas4444]

@Dpcube777 Mrs cone tits BOOOOM!

[notfred1233]

@Dpcube777 what?

[MegaDoubl]

plz review pet cemetary plz plz plz

[MegaDoubl]

plz review saw plz plz plz plz

[urGODisFAKE]

i wish mst3k would have riffed this.maybe rifftrax will if requsted

[qan2211]

3:50 for anyone who watch NC :D :SKYGINAR

[SkyRifter]

Lit 3

[SkyRifter]

>It's Just like FINAL FANTASY!! 3:20 -

[MegaBadMongo]

WAT'D again

[zhipengsun86]

This movie ranks number ten on the what the fuck scale

[Igolob]

@zhipengsun86 epic

[aidwin85]

@zhipengsun86 No its, *Clears voice* OVAR 9000

[lIllllIllllllIl]

Well, she's dead, but who cares?

[ChillblaineFilms]

Anyone else notice that James used the theme from Suspiria at 2:48 in the background?

PLEASE DO SUSPIRIA NEXT YEAR!

[weguess]

Huh. I guess the volume is kinda low..

[evildead818]

typewriters blow up? IED it!

[0111Daniel]

Wow, that is a serious f'd up demon if he can do this s***!

[EdgeRatedR007]

holy shit i remember reading the book as a child. it was scary as fuck

[gastonytHQ]

what a shit vomit fuck movie

[TheHollerwood]

This movie is better then AVATAR.. IN MY OPINION THAT IS...

[LuvTheGfunk]

is that the suspiria music playin toward the end? like at 3:20

[holycow343]

kaaameehhaaammeehhaaa!!!!

[StoneTNo5]

give it a watch when your on shrooms

[darthspliffius]

love 2 see this in 3d

[clover831]

That's why they stopped making typewriters. There highly combustible.

[TheMrPeter99]

make a review on hobo whit a shotgun

[Patadude100]

@TheMrPeter99 I want that movie

[Jebu911]

I like how you are taking over NC:s territory :D

[TheTick3ts]

Arnie is a toomah

[K66guns0]

wait...what?

[dfortae]

At 3:35 I heard the Suspiria theme song. WTF?!?

[TheBobbKat]

i said its not a toomah right wen arnold did

[TheHappyKamper]

Lol, this movie is trippy as fuck

[kthxbaiNyanCatiscool]

i feel like a hipster watching this then going to school and telling everyone and they look at me as if im stupid

[thetylife]

I can watch Meredith act all day, too bad he just has small part...and this movie seem so below him

[Spike1885]

ghost lizards! lmao.

[nastyGriffin]

watching this next time i get mushrooms

[GloryZombie]

Did they use the theme fro Suspiria in there?

[HeyRuka]

Lol but unfortunately he can't run any faster than slow mo lol

[Feadrahchann]

I love how matter of fact he always is about things that make you go "what the fuck"

[gforguns]

"And watch out for the evil spirits, they're highly combustible" BOOM

[mertdejedi]

That was Tommy Wiseau's earlier role.

[VashWolfwood1]

2:25 "Nightwolf wins"

[ShaolinDeadlyGamers]

2:52 it sounds like the theme song from Suspiria by Goblin

[OxBigly2010]

The Waters of Mars @ 2:02

[fighterjoe22]

LOL you make this movie look good. I'd totally watch it. This is pretty bad ass.

[paperarcher]

what the fuck just saw a stupid ad with a fucking banana with balls wtf??

[MrSavedade]

burgess meredith is awesome as the judge on 'in the heat of the night" :) among other good works

[KageHiRyu]

What... the fuck?

[Dustrick]

I wonder who got to play the lizard?

[AceTheEvilKid]

If you think this movie is crazy then you should try watching Terror Toons James >_>

[jeremyshaw]

Nice touch using the clip of "Ahnuld"! God, that accent of his is so thick you can cut it with a knife! Fuck this sounds like a trippy-ass movie, James! I've never heard of it before so thanks for sharing this and telling us about it! "Liked"!

[NOCTURNALCURVES]

I fucking love that Suspiria music.

[dudethenamesbrian]

IT'S AN OLD SCHOOL LASER FIGHT!!!!

[jakeen229]

God dam this sounds epic

[Wulfbaine05]

I gotta watch this while tripping on acid!

[Errtime23]

she DOES plummet down the steps MULTIPLE times, james is awesome to notice that.

[MorningShot4]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[miroku8386]

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooo cool. Thanks James! : D (isn't crazy).

[ThatGamerboi]

What the fuck did I just watch?

[blueshift912]

@ThatGamerboi a youtube video

[FATALFURYKID]

Need some PInk Floyd in this shit

[Darkness62]

Part of the music playing during the video sounded like the theme song from Suspira, was that actually part of the film or was it added for this video?

[mjlambert1]

2:47 - Suspiria theme! Love Goblin!

[coolthingoftheday]

I actually learnrd that a manitou is when an indian goes into the wild for three days trying ro find his god and he cant eat or sleep all he could do is drink creek water and sing songs that will help him find his god. The god could come in a tree a dream or even shit i know wierd it could come in anything but after three days if they didnt find there manitou then they would kill themselves of embrassment. Weird i know. :/

[Greythaniel]

IT'S NAWT A TOOMAWRH.

[muibadah]

At least the Spiritual Guy DID something. In paranormal activity, that priest or whoever that was that came to that house just up and left the couple to die...

[vadont]

its not a toomawh

[IamFnXtreme]

Please tell me that's not Tommy Wiseau!?

[MultiInsaniac]

*Manitou emerges

Me: O hai Tommy Wiseau

[Triksta6]

its not a toomah, its a MANITOOMAH!

[WorldwideSynthetic]

I will be masturbating to this soon.

[yeswehadouken]

i lol at the Machete Native American

[rjillidge3]

What a shame for Tony Curtis!

[Superdwiggen]

0:56 Is that Ron Swanson?

[NonEternal]

2:38 "Sits on the floor"

was I the only one saying in my mind "everybody walk the dinossaur"?

[maiwork6666666]

@NonEternal I thought the exact same thing!

[Aazdiahm]

lolwut

[nintendude24]

@HashSIingingSIasher You are so awesome for getting that name before anyone else.

[vaughnscheunemann]

i'm never watching this movie.

[Katiriaa84]

The book is MUCH better and what is important, the ednding is different. I have no idea why it was changed in the movie.

Oh and btw, Manitou looks like Tommy Wiseau :P

[DOBBSA87]

It's alright Dag, we can get another temp.

[Theriot6592]

I think I saw that guy with the glasses on an episode of the Twilight Zone

[GreycatRademenes]

The Manitou just came back to get his shoe!

[NeroGamers]

CANT YOU TELL US WHAT MOVIES THERE IS IN THE BEGINNING?

[Lucios1995]

2:42

Prey (the videogame) much?

[abt7217tc]

review suspiria

[HashSIingingSIasher]

ITS NOT A TOOMAH

[justinium77]

@HashSIingingSIasher And you'd be correct in saying that because it's not a toomah! In actual fact it is a tumor.

[duckmanham]

@HashSIingingSIasher IT'S NOT A MANITOUMAH

[TheDarthPineapple]

@spaidermenas2 he already did evil dead trilogy in... ...I think 2009

[qu7aker]

The tyepwriter goes flying across the room and..BOOM!!!

[IamDaveThePear]

fuck MST3K, this is the shit to watch!

[Vank4o]

wow I've got epileptic seizure just for watching this review, I wonder what would it be like if I'd watch the whole movie.

[Jim26D]

We finally know where tommy wiseau came from

[coolerruler1]

At 1:54 he looks like the Kernal! Haha!!

[pippo17173]

Wow! Bringing the big guns in this movie.

[stubblefieldJR]

No tits :(

[toubapatouba]

hey,i recognised goblin's music at 2:45 ,but im sure its from another movie!

[Salomand3r]

It's not a tooooma!

[MrMacGrungy]

There is a reason why Graham Masterton has only had one film adaption of his novels...

[NarutoIkari]

saturday the fourteenth strikes again effects during the big fight

[TokkerProductions]

Do basket case!

[cloud4an]

@TokkerProductions

He already did.

[shujikotaro]

I love the soundtrack from Suspiria.

[jessemaurais]

"Never talk to a spiritualist historian. You'll be wasting you time."

So true.

[MrROTD]

I saw this when I was 8 thought it was a comedy XD

720p james?