'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors Gwyneth Paltrow Gets Punched In Face

[AkumaRyu27]

get over it...lame what does it matter,haha......funny but irrelevant.........

[uglyengineer]

Paltrow gets punched in the face???? Where can I get a ticket!!!

[volcom13xx]

damn that reporter girl is cute

[russianIB]

I've already watched the movie (here its in the theaters from the 29th of april) and... SPOILER!!! she doesn't get punched in the face(((((

[cast390]

What a bullshit scripted review

[S3xyishere]

WTF to the ad!?

[BeamshipYoda]

Ah, she's not so bad compared to some actresses. Nutty website, sure, but she's not even half as bad in real life next to some of the others.

[818loko]

That one anchor chick kinda looked like Miley Cirus for a second. lol

[classiccafe1]

Ironman 2 ? god not another piece of crap with that epic ham robert downey please Noooooooooooooooooooooo

[zellmer]

How to piss off hippies and women eh.. Good job onion! Hopefully she doesn't get many lines in the movie at the very least..

[lukini101]

..... its alright. some moments.

[duckvenom]

I'd hit that.

[pauljax08]

This is the first onion news video that I think is simply not funny.

[ProNorden]

@pauljax08 ... I agree. This Onion video just seems bizarre, psychotic, and malevolent.

Is it satirizing some tendency of mentally unstable people to dislike people who are particularly likable?

[OpinionatedJerk]

not funny...

[scorpiansting1]

LMAO "Bis Dish"switch it around="Dis Bich"

[menonthemovemovie]

Sex in the City meets Iron Man. Now that would be a movie.

[scorpiansting1]

Yea like Iron Sex

[shockwave68516]

The ending headline was the best. screw sex in the city

[raven66614]

Lol I actually googled the strangle Ms. paltrow with a kabbalah bracelet game xDDD

[allendupras]

/watch?v=2fpGNRmchdY&feature=t­opvideos

[MarquisdeLafayett]

click on my profile to understand the illegal immigration problem in arizona

[darthspeaks]

@MarquisdeLafayett I am glad I left that state so when illegals are shitting all over the system I don't have to be there.Like I say: Put a 50 cal barret sniper rifle every 50 yards on the border...

[zma924]

@darthspeaks thats a little overkill, don't ya think? I mean, I doubt any illegals are crossing the border in LAV's and ammunition is EXPENSIVE. Just use any .308 caliber bolt action rifle. Still puts those bastards down in one shot out to 1000 yds and is much much more budget friendly.

[pav777tube]

Its amazing how much time and energy they spend on a stupid joke

[LYTEK]

Lol I ALMOST thought this was real and THEN I saw it was from the Onion...damn it lol.

[psychogremlin]

LOVE the sarcasm!!!

[Kan2209]

meh

[neocryptz]

men should never hit ladies. even if it is for a film. that is just wrong.

[icecreamjerkz1]

Check our vidz out Jerkin for the KJA comp. view it get us views so we get the win n become big!! thanx yull b amazed its a great vid!!

[sunnysideupzZz]

wow look at this FAKE HYPE.

[iNicoTECH]

harr har the onion.

[freewngs]

How funny would it be if she actually got punched in the movie?

[Bruskieify]

hehe i almost forgot this was fake....

[Delta4845]

I don't know about any of you, but i kinda wanna know more about this "Untitled Gwenyth Paltrow Trash Compactor Project" ...

[marcuspaulcolleen]

went to the iron man sight and there was no game :(

[Yojimbo1AK]

lol this is the dumbest shit ever

[lisamaria1972]

I would love for her to get hit in the face...hahahahaha

[amartinez97]

"act"

[AlexNiedt]

The Biz Dish girl is SO hot.

[DTMRM8]

"Like there she is and BAM SHE'S GONE!!!!"

HAHAHAHA FUCK

[moosesashi]

Bahahaha! good stuff.

[valluco23]

o_o why would anyone want gwyneth paltrow? i thought she was a good love interest for iron man. i don't understand all this hostility. she's very pretty and a great actress. i don't get it, can someone explain?

[Slapppppp]

its a joke

[MorroccoSurrogate]

@valluco23 The people at Onion tend to really hate girly women.

[AlanJKarp]

Nice but where's the PALM WebOS app? !!!!

[scottcarey64]

Iron Man 2, Rocky V, Batman 3, ughh,,,cannot Hollywood try coming out with something original?

[amartinez97]

@scottcarey64 How about

Green lantern

Green hornet

Thor

Captian america

the Avengers

a new movie starring the rock that DOESENT have him starring in some childish cat like a...oh lets say....A FUCKING TOOTHFAIRY!

[patimissprime]

@amartinez97 the rock is super lame

[jsaintil]

@amartinez97 seriously!

[pepsi1649]

Snooky Paltrow

[danielw1245]

lmao at 1:01 , "she has had this coming"

[ImmaLetYouFinish02]

'Iron Man 2' Buzz Heats Up Over Rumors--" DANDRUFF??

Seriously YouTube, fuck off with these stupid ads.

[TheNewYorkPete]

I wish it was truth and not rumors lol

[ablestmage]

I can't believe a news agency would do a story on this. Although that Sex In The City movie with the acid does sounds good..

[lizard81288]

The Onion should be a real news network. i'd watch it

[CelticRaven163]

@lizard81288 i don't know Fox is already equally Hilarious and Over the top enough for me.

[AndrosForever]

@lizard81288 apparently it is a news network. If you can call fox news a news network you can call the Onion a new network too.

[hamsterhill]

@lizard81288 wait.... this isn't real news? damn i was looking forward too the new iron man movie

[gerfall]

@lizard81288 The Onion is real news! What are you talking about!!!

[mrawesome1000]

@lizard81288 it could take foxes slot

[Melohalo]

Okay, now I will be severely disappointed if Gwyneth doesn't get punched in the face in Iron Man 2.

[alkhami1]

@Melohalo ....I heard she gets donkey-punched by Don Cheadle while he's wearing the War Machine suit.

[Melohalo]

@alkhami1 The it's safe to say, my friend, that Iron Man 2 will not disappoint!

[TheOverItFellow]

The Onion is totally real. Duh!! In fact, I invented a flying pig, so some guy now owes me the entirety of the USA. My first act as ruler of the USA would be to rename it Poserland.

[fjslfhalfhkdjfh]

@TheOverItFellow Hoserland was taken?

[elhefe4]

fake

[brbn93]

0:46 the chick looks like Miley Cirus!

[CFCarePOO]

As funny as gonorrhea.

[astrelita]

Does anyone know how to disable those annoying subtitles? I already speak English, and they really spoil the visual of the crawl etc.

[patriotgoatmam]

@astrelita

Put the mouse on the black box with the right arrow on the bottom left. Pop up will show CC as checked. Just click on the red box above it and the captions will be disabled

[patriotgoatmam]

@patriotgoatmam sorry, I meant the cursor not the actual mouse!

[patriotgoatmam]

@patriotgoatmam Sorry, I meant click on the CC box, don't bother with the box above it, sorry if I confused anyone

[astrelita]

@patriotgoatmam THANKS!

[earflakes]

Well, I think that the Onion was trying to tally accounts with the right over the Glen Beck video. But I don't think many righties actually hate Paltrow.

So it didn't carry the same punch. Always another day to try for a chuckle there, mid-eighties Onion guys.

[rabbiteh]

if pepper potts gets his in the faec, she'll be pepper soup D:

[d2pwow]

Funny, isn't it, how the focus shifts from Paltrow to Fox News and Sarah Palin? Uhh, leap liberal, leap. LOL.

[retard5005]

yay!!!! now can they make a new fatal instinct where sharon stone gets thrown off a bridge!!!

[cocopuma1]

why the fuck are they talking so fast

[warlands719]

i don't get this. So a girl got punched on purpose??? Or in the movie? By accident? What??

[XRACER113]

@warlands719 don't get it.... the onion?

[Headsetphobias]

@warlands719 its fake... I swear I don't know how many people think its real, the onion is fake, they even have a very funny movie, admittedly, they do try to look real and pull it off, but its just for entertainment... as for this one? yeah not one of their better ones... but still pretty funny

[dasmysteryman12]

@warlands719 It's all fake and satirical. If you don't understand satire then don't watch these kinds of videos again.

[warlands719]

@dasmysteryman12 oh lol..

[TherapudicCaffeine]

Lol cool an onion app. Coincidently the first video that they advertise it in is also the first video I've watched on my iPod in weeks. :P

[ultraleinen]

WHO CARES?!?

[Underdog123]

Hey can we find one place where their isn't violence and sarcasm I mean why even Hollywood people are getting hurt Gwyneth Paltrow getting punched in the face and South Park Creators getting death threats for poking jokes at the Prophet Muhammad I mean I guess we are going to hell not because of Obama but everyone not controlling their Angry emotions You place a line on one thing not on how americans feel.

[xanatose]

"all of the characters will be melted in acid in sex in the city 2"

Now that's entertainment :)

[funtastik1985]

I can't help to notice that even this is a joke, it's a highly professional made one :)

[v1f9]

I don't know who is less appealing, Gwyneth Paltrow or Maggie Gyllenhaal.

[letmein9001]

the sex and the city cast will be melted in acid ,hooray for humanity

[Manofaction0]

Lol punch her on a close up, nice.

[theend1245]

weak

[imqt4u]

That was so not funny...lame...

[shajou]

lmao

[3lgar1]

All characters melted alive in Sex and the City 2? Holy cow, now THAT would be the most necessary movie in pop culture.

[merikat]

Thank you!

[SofaKingAwesome23]

that news chick is hot!

[Meeteepao]

...... WTF !!!! Whats with everyone loving to see Gwyneth getting thrashed??

[OMGsintax]

fain

[doukhead]

@OMGsintax you smell like a horses patoot

[ReallyRick]

LOL @ the scroll at the bottom that said "Returned American Hostage missed Cheeseburgers, Making Fun of Queers!"

[Adragon2030]

Everyone watch this video a second time, except, read the scrolling bottom bar instead of the video...its hilarious!

[estoywatchingvids]

"The way I'd do it, is I'd have Iron Man just, like, punch her out of a close up. Like, there she is, and then bam she's gone." lol soooooooo much hating on Gwyneth...

[Meoaxa]

Who gives a fuck those stereotypical nerd-idiots think with their anti-social thoughts.

[pboogiephantom]

lol the fat guy hoiw lame he is

[Phntm27]

u fukin nerds, why the fuck would u want to hurt Gwyneth paltrow?

[ztscar13]

@Phntm27 Lol this is a joke its from the Onion have you heard of that news station? lol its a comedy group that makes funny news casts that are obviously fake

[w9j15g]

The Kabbalah bracelet bit was the best!

[numberassortment]

Lol, Don't put her out.

[FakeUserNameHere]

When you say things like "I fear that shampoo gives cancer to children." and you name you first child Apple because it's "biblical," you deserve a good Onion flaming.

[ORCA4312]

@FakeUserNameHere Check out the ingredients in shampoo sometime. Some of them are carcinogenic.

[HowAboutLauren]

o.o Not trying to be a Debby Downer, but I really just don't see why this is a big deal XD

[McSnookerman]

please upload your awesome videos in HD!

[athono]

The Onion Does not like Gwenyth, I guess.

[bcpsleeperkid4]

worst onion video ever. the last line about sex and the city was kind of funny though.

[RailbirdPictures]

Wow!

[niperwiper]

LOL wtf is the comment about Augusta, GA at the end?

[ColombianForLife]

2:18 - Now THAT's awesome! Now I'll have to go and see it on theaters!

[Vleesball]

seen better episodes.

[Dope999]

Fuck Iron Man 2, after this I wanna see Sex And The City 2 instead xD

[Silveryback]

Funny! I like the end, Sex and the City 2 will show them being thrown in acid together, awesome!

[jbrun009]

how long before someone makes that game? I wish I knew how

[KoRnFoReVeR21]

I'd like to play that game just for fun, i got nothing against Paltro...

but eh.... that game obviously isnt real ;P

[Rahavin1]

this is the first Onion that could actually be real.... I would hope so anyway... I wanna see GP get hit in the face. I would do it with a power glove or something.... have her look like a meth addled roadkill after everything too.... not to mention how cool the plot for Sex in the City 2 sounds!

[yagmuremrebaskan]

ahhahahahah !!!!!!

[manalotj]

hahaha nice!!

[adriank1223]

sex and the city 2 sounds awesome

[JammyTom]

Isnt that Reggie Greengrass

[snakesrule232]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC Niiiiice comeback.

[Thornfox]

I find this funny and I like Paltrow, eccentric though she may be.

[nimrodjoeTV]

I'll do it myself for free! LOL

[10verNothin]

Beiber... omg,

[bobhanagens]

"untitled gwyneth paltrow trash compactor project" is she playing sherder in a TMNT remake? woopes!

[bobhanagens]

@bobhanagens shredder*

[CGuffin08]

@Emanicon fail

[DarthMakaveliSithMC]

Too bad Sarah Palin won't be in the movie. I'd watch her getting punched in the face by Iron Man and War Machine for two hours.

[datzfast]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC oh little boy are you in love with Palin?

[DarthMakaveliSithMC]

@datzfast No, are you? And I'm not a little boy. So watch who you're calling little boy, immature one.

[datzfast]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC read your coment about palin and tell me your not immature

[NOMADdaf]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC it cracks me up how upset if not scared people like you are of a woman that is not in office or even running for one!?!Go figure!

[hughjengin]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC Yep, I`d pay good money to see that in 3D, and that`s in spite of the fact that here in England we don`t have to put up with her stupid face being all over the media! What a creepy woman, I genuinely feel sorry for everyone in the US...

[DarthMakaveliSithMC]

@hughjengin As much as I dislike the 3D Fad/Gimmick, I'd also pay to see Palin getting smacked in 3D. It's really sad that she's the spokeswoman/de facto leader of ANY political group. But it's really no surprise she's a voice for the Tea Party. She's the leader they deserve. The Tea Party -- the party for people who don't like to think, or even know how. Ignorance Is Bliss is their motto.

[cf80to01]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC .....and don't forget "FoxNews is the gospel", they seem to adhere to that as well. Of course they love Fox because it only reports their points of view and portrays all others as Liberal elitest's. Funny how there are no college educated millionaires in the Republican party, except GH Bush, GW Bush............etc,etc,etc

[DarthMakaveliSithMC]

@cf80to01 Definitely. And, as you know, we all gotta love that Fox News. Fair and balanced? I'll show them fair and balanced, from the edge of spiked boots going up their arses. :) Despite the arguments from conservatives, there is NO liberal counterpart to Fox News. It's sad that anyone would believe that Fox News propaganda.

[cf80to01]

@DarthMakaveliSithMC What is really funny is how many people on youtube will tell you Fox is "fair and balanced" because their motto is "fair and balanced news". That is like saying Hitler's motto was "I love Jews".

[DarthMakaveliSithMC]

@cf80to01 Also, it reminds me of how so many conservatives seem to believe that political correctness is something that only liberals commit. Conservatives also are PC, when those sensitive things in question benefit their side/beliefs/agenda. They support censorship and, for all their talk about getting the govt. off their backs, they also support government intervention when it benefits their agenda.

[loveshistube]

" Another thing to look at instead of other people" lmfao great advertisement

[GeorgeO5CARHarrison]

"Embarrassed NASA discovers dead astronaut on moon."

[cleodel88]

When are they coming out with the show where they just slap celebrities and politicians in the face? Can't wait.

[NeilHolmes72]

Can you use that same Kabballah bracelet to strangle Madonna too?

[daenumen]

leave gwyneth alone! shes sexy, id give her a ye olde nite of joye. i would tickle her felumpulates to her every fancy, and my does she have fancies.

maybe some should hit you in the face, damn woman abusers.

[loveshistube]

@daenumen  once again you don't realize this is a joke?

[daenumen]

@loveshistube once again? if it was a worthwhile joke i might have laughed, dont defend a bad joke, its like taking the blame when someone else farts.

[mojoboy1984]

this woman is dangerous ! Look at her shoes size !

[LadyDiWolfe]

Eh, lame. You guys can do better! ;) Good try anyway.

[Sei1863]

I don't know much about Gwyneth Paltrow. why do people want to see her hurt so much> I'd be much more excited to see that clown Drew Barrymore get hit in the face. Actually, I'd pay 12.50 to see a movie where that revolting person got clocked in the face with an eighty-pound pipe cutter. I had no idea people hated Gwyneth Patrow as much as I hate drew barrymore...

[daswolfman]

@Sei1863 I don't hate Gwyneth Paltrow at all, but her child naming conventions do make me think she's an idiot. I'm with you about the Drew Barrymore thing however. That childhood coke-head needs a good beating.

[PG1986ko]

@daswolfman what do you mean by`child naming coventions`?

[daswolfman]

@PG1986ko sorry that's a typo. I meant 'conventions' as in, a set of generally accepted standards.

[PG1986ko]

@daswolfman ok but i still don get what u mean t by that?

[daswolfman]

@PG1986ko She names her children like an idiot would.

[rguadaful]

could you please add me as friend. I have no friends *cough*

[gymneil]

@diasclau1 so you wanna be punched by a bf too?

[xXAgentTeddyXx]

lol

[goldragon988]

How come this piece of awesome has got less views than some loser named FluffeeTalks?

[Titl]

I'd totally go see "Gwenyth Paltrow Falling Down A Curved Marble Staircase"

twice.

[TokyoKazama]

I thought it was true until the last ten seconds. At which point I had to go

" Hey, waaait a minute....?!?!".

[Ziniho0608]

@TokyoKazama you are retarded

[TokyoKazama]

@Ziniho0608 thanks for noticing.

[seeyaspacecowboy]

@TokyoKazama haha is it ur first time seeing a onion vid?