Advice That MIGHT Not Ruin Your Life: Ep 5

[Owned527]

WTF

[bipolarscizo]

You know if it was any other animal I would fight, but penguins have earned their respect. You looked happy playing with the doll, did you keep it? :p

[sinfoniazul13]

I love your advices xD

[odellsteve8]

is it wise to spend the majority of ones time

creating novice videos that dont make a dime?

[Maelfictus]

Yes

[sinfoniazul13]

Die =/

[detachedlegs2]

Is it bad to put chips on your sandwhich.

[zwecklosigkeit]

Ok, here goes. I'm all about the muttonchops, man, but the problem with muttonchops is that chicks just don't dig them. Lucky me, I have a chick. But now she wants me to cut my muttonchops, and I'm really all about the muttonchops, man. What do I do?

[dahakio]

Makeover time!

*creepy music starts to play*

OMG, we're like twins now! Do you love it?

And we'll just keep on dancin'

Disturbing...but I fell on the floor laughing!

[acdcsdaughter]

HAHA!! i love you and your doll!! PLEASE KEEP MAKING ADVICE VIDEOS!!!

[bountyhunta0]

rofl thats fucking great hahaha

[BON51]

Watched again and I really love this video! It's really funny and your advice is really excellent.

[HopefullyWild]

:D silly. Why is the salt on chips all on one side?

[medicineman4ever]

by the way, people say mean things to make themselves feel better about shit that they may have done, fuckbag!

[medicineman4ever]

i have a question, how long does it take you to shave your beard every day? looks very intricate...

[mysteryguy33]

my penis is really small. how do i make it bigger?

[mierdastanto]

the real 100th coment

[cardice13]

If you are addicted to caffeine, how do you stop drinking it?

[claudiocost]

100th comment

[mrmree]

your advice videos are the best.

[KingBethWolfeDogooon]

why what half empty water bottles? i didnt hear what you said

[pkobserver]

This one was a funny..compared to 6

[immpistoff]

love the answer to the last question go pinguins fight :P

[influencedbysoad]

the thing for Question 3 was pretty deep, i almost thought you lost it for a second there!! just kidding dude. NICE WORK

[kingofmalton]

lmfao i swear to god the thing about the penguins was probably my best friend dan lmao only he would say that

[abcdlmnoq]

it's retarted but i coulden't stop laughing for the penguin

[Joe2956711]

dude, never stop making videos, you are so funny. lol

[silentfades]

your great man

your very very funny

[visiblemode]

Thanks silentfades =D Glad you enjoyed it.

[bobbythany]

=D absoloutley fantastic!

I love every minute!

[denalynnn]

Keep on dancin!hahahaha

[BON51]

Too funny!

[morbidangel]

xoxoxoxoxoxo

5 stars!!

[bobbythany]

you said it all!

[crazymikala]

lol i was hoping you'd giver her a unibrow

[TaraRayne]

Hi Visiblemode! I need some of your advice. My husband folds Origami as a hobby and leaves it all over our tiny apartment. Any suggestions on hobbies that would make less clutter in a studio apartment?

[NottaNoob12]

LOL! he put that in a video too!!!

[1brokengirl]

Still hilarious :)

[1brokengirl]

MAKEOVER TIME!!! LMAO!!

[BubblyD]

XD your videos always crack. me. up. LAWL. I have a question though - Why do people stereotype people when they don't even know who they are? D:

[frogoftoob]

Yay I am a jerk weeee

[mintyglint]

is this funny or what?! anyway are you doing some sort of blinking marathorn cause there was like loads of blinking do.Ob

[gdy80]

Funny as always!

[LyleSteele]

Good video! They are getting better, keep it up!

[itzadreamer]

you are too sweet for words. I liked question 3 a lot. And the whole penguin thing!

[visiblemode]

Thanks itzadreamer =D

[Zipster08]

Marc, I FRIKKIN Love the bit with the doll!! You ROCK, buddy!!

[visiblemode]

Thanks Zips! I'm very happy to see you busting out a 'FRIKKIN' on a comment on one of my vids! hehe

[satinpetal]

Bless you Marc. I liked the candles and i've seen better.

[LouRyder]

Toooo funny!

[visiblemode]

Thanks LouRyder! =)

[quicksiiver]

Hah, I have one question: Why is it that in every video response episode you wear the same shirt or at least the same colored shirt? Dark Red

[Machination1]

You know what else works as a good hair gel?

All right, I won't go there.

[embutterfly71]

the bearded barbie was hilarious...it is an image that might now be frozen perpetually in my mind...

[visiblemode]

LOL Hopefully it won't haunt you embutterfly71 like a groundhog's face, frozen.

[BON51]

Okay, had to watch again. Your serious advice was heartwarming. You are a very wise man.

[visiblemode]

Thanks BON51, I appreciate your kind words. =)

[BON51]

And I appreciate yours.

[BON51]

The penquin is hilarious! The doll, disturbing, but also hilarious!

[CYTKelvinator]

Hey Marc, mate another great installment. Keep usein the Delayed Sheep bro.

"How can i keep my Mrs. off the computer?"

[visiblemode]

Thanks CYTKelvinator. Delay Sleep does in fact rock, I agree.

=D

[TinkerbellKat]

ok so first i thought you were hot, but after that barbie thing... you're kinda creepy. lol but after that advice on the people insulting people you don't know, you got sweet again.

[visiblemode]

Hehe TinkerbellKat. =)

[cheezit83]

HAHAHAHAHAaa...the penguin thing is the BEST!!!

[visiblemode]

Hah cheezit83! It's working. Penguin world domination is at hand! =D

[thebigpicture3]

Your barbie needs glasses.

Also, you expressed your perception of good things so eloquently. I've been inspired to adjust my way of thinking.

[visiblemode]

Hah, yeah I should order her some. =) Thank you thebigpicture3. =D

[somecallmejim]

I'm still laughing at the penguin!

GREAT video! :-)

[visiblemode]

Glad you liked it somecallmejim! =)

[dpslm]

Loved the video. The interesting thing is that you were equally convincing both girlishly playing with Barbie and then guyishly applying a mucus-y glob of hair gel. You rock!

[Knightengale]

Love this one- I hope you & Barb have many happy times, doing all the things best friends do. Take care- Peace & Love

[visiblemode]

haha, well Knightengale, I'm thinking that now that she and I are twins our relationship will only get more and more creepy. LOL

[mercury4000]

Visible mode QUESTION FOR YOU

What is the most important thing to know in one's lifetime and how can you ensure you don't miss out on it?

[jbre5]

Great Vid , laughed my ass off ,Thanks Jim

My question is why do just fools fall in love

[visiblemode]

Thanks jbre5, that's a good question, I'm going to have to give that some thought. =)

[kingamaan]

A penguin, that was outta left field. But don't worry operation global warming is going as planned comrade. you rock dude.

[visiblemode]

LOL kingamaan! Penguins unite! =)

[MysterEy1]

the bit with morbidangel's question on the doll is disturbing. lol But its good to get disturbed sometimes.

And the thing with the penguuin is NOT disturbing at all.

[visiblemode]

Haha, so you TOO are in league with the penguins! Quack on comrade! LOL

[morbidangel]

OMG!! thanks for answering my question. It look so funny though. I though you weren't gonna do it. Creppy and cute in a way. You made the dolly look like you. AWSOME 5 STARS!!!!

[visiblemode]

Glad you liked it morbidangel. =D

[ZippoLag]

SHE SAID YES!!!

you should try to form the numbers by turning off some candles like 1:

OOOOXOOOO

OOOXXOOOO

OOOOXOOOO

OOOOXOOOO

OOOOXOOOO

[visiblemode]

Neat idea ZippoLag! =)

[coreymon77]

cool!

[kmoo23]

you're posting some of the best content on YouTube, great stuff!

[OrielFilms]

I want that creepy little Marc-girl doll lol

[whatwouldjasondotv]

oh my.

that doll scene is going to take all day to get out of my head. i think that has now killed more brain cells than... man what else kills brain cells. ahhhhhhhhh!

[visiblemode]

Oh no whatwouldjasondotv! Just lay still and try to let the waves of unsettling creepy doll energy pass through you and away out into the cosmos. Whatever you do, don't panic!

[whatwouldjasondotv]

after a few days of coma like symptoms everything has worked itself out of my system.

thanks

[visiblemode]

Phew! LOL

[visiblemode]

Though....beware of residual symptoms, a sort of post-traumatic stress like effect. hehe

[scream0]

That was a great episode. Although I did, indeed, found that doll skit very disturbing. I'm just wondering where did you get that doll?! Did you actually buy that yourself? I need to go play with my action men to try take my mind off what I just saw. Yes, I agree Action Man.

[visiblemode]

Hahaha scream0 hopefully in time you'll forget about the whole incident with the help of your action figures...they're not dolls.. they're action figures! LOL

[mercury4000]

I LOVE the penguin. =)

[mercury4000]

GOD! I hope you threw out that doll!

[0spookyscully0]

i thought you where cute with the barbie doll :)

[visiblemode]

Haha thanks 0spookyscully0, I think you're the only one in the world not creeped out by it though, me included. LOL

[MrsCop]

rofl great advice & a good laugh :D thank you!

[xSJPx]

Hi, I love you.

Ok, Bye.

[BON51]

I love him more :)

[duckpower121]

love it

[WolfMoon86]

Haha Yes! you commented Emma:P

[WolfMoon86]

Marc ive watched this video like 8 times already! :D

[Delaypat]

Man you just keep pumpin out the good videos, thanks again for using more Delayed Sleep! Kick ass!!

[AHOTNOISE]

why do people you don't know sometimes say nice things to you?

visible mode = the bomp with a p.

[WolfMoon86]

First question: HILARIOUs man lol. 2nd Q: hahahahahaha good stuff Broseph. 3rd: hahaha when you were joking it was funny but i knew you were joking. Great advice though man :) 4th: Dude wow i didnt know you were an animal, jk. but dude over WONDERFUL ep. man. your always funny in slo-mo :D

[evilturtlefromhell]

good episode loved it the barbie part was hilarious

BUT

you didnt answer my question!

i need to find a good way to find a new nickname because i dont want to be stuck with evilturtlefromhell

come on man im really counting on you!

[IamTDF]

be angel turtle from heaven.

[evilturtlefromhell]

lol

[WolfMoon86]

DAMN it I Wanted to be first! dont worry im gonna comment again after viewing the end of the video

[IamTDF]

marry me?

[visiblemode]

LOL IamTDF, was it the doll that did it? =)

[IamTDF]

I think it was the desire in my eyes.

[IamTDF]

oh yes and the doll was what sealed the deal.

[LordSardonic]

first comment and this rocks

[visiblemode]

Thanks bro! =D